#drinking & the bar fight

[hajihiko]

Sobriety crew gets no mercy from drunk shenanigans

[deadtiredghost]

Can we make Team Red a thing?

i think they would get along like a house on fire. we need more fanfic of this trio.

^^ how i think they might bond.

[houseswife]

house: this has absolutely nothing to do with wilson

also house: [brings up wilson unprompted] [spends 95% of the session either talking about wilson or deliberately avoiding talking about wilson] [literally admits it’s about wilson]

[skywardknight420]

Ya think he can grow out his nails like his dad? 10 little tiny hand daggers to protect his idiot bf?

[politicalprocrastinator]

some bitches would appreciate the prequels better if they accepted that qui gon jinn is a hard working single mother who braided obi wan's padawan braid every morning and obi wan is that stoner babysitter that didn't graduate college but constantly gives you insane life advice

[danwhobrowses]

You know, as much as I would've loved a massive catharsis-led triumph over Athion Zathuda in battle, possibly left at the mercy of the vibrant flames of Fearne's Titan form reiterating herself with aplomb as Fearne Calloway, I actually kinda love how the narrative chose to defeat him. In many ways it is just hilarious, but also ironically in-character. Man talked all about wanting to prove himself, had a grandiose title of 'Sorrowlord' and was looking to be both a physical and mental adversary after threatening to torment Fearne into becoming Exaltant by targeting her loved ones. But then when he is pit against Bells Hells he barely does a thing; he tries to talk his way into turning Fearne again, gets jumpscared by Ira, the 'farm girl' he mocked to Fearne commandeers his dragon, he loses a leg and is thrown off his dragon, and the Hells even opt to keep him alive for some reason in 107 before kinda accidentally offing him in 108.

He thought he was the shit, but enemies of true threat like Ludinus, Otohan and Liliana (a threat before she was turned) looked down on him, and thus his attempts to prove them wrong - while also falling into the same trap as Ashton's father in seeking out a personal destiny and being willing to see their child as a tool to do it - bore no fruit at all, he was practically an afterthought through and through, his dragon really being his entire threat level. In the end, he got killed running (well, hobbling) away, and while Gloamglut's keening was a little sad in a way that a pet cannot fathom the moral complexity of having to kill their owner he still had it coming, plus following his eternal torture in the Tiki Bar of Ligament Manor, the last sorrow he wrought was his own; he achieved nothing, everything he hints he did to get to his position was for naught, and for all the fear and danger he tried to make himself possess he truly had no power over anyone, especially not Fearne - who can only pity him and, as further proof of being better than he ever was, hope that he takes the time to reflect on his sorrows.

[starry-bi-sky]

Sketch dump! I havent done one of those in a while. These are all from June-July while I was on vacation.

First we have Layal! The delightful Mother of Monsters, aka the Ghost Zone’s most evil mama bear AND my take on a fem!danyal dan! I like to imagine she could pummel Dan into the ground, but that stands true for any and all of my au Dans. Bc i am INCREDIBLY biased.

She mostly lives on her island in the Ghost Zone, taking in monsters of the Infinite Realms of all kind and raising them as her own. Surprisingly enough, she does genuinely love her children. That’s about where her love ends. She stole the minotaur, his name is Asterion.

Then we have Daini-Yel! He’s from an au i’ve never actually talked about on here. He’s literally just Danny for an Epic!-inspired au. He's an unknown entity in the newly released open-adventure, odyssesy-inspired game "Nautilus", and he is not a part of the game's code :). He showed up three months after the game's initial launch, and was discovered during a live when a streamer was on their way to fight a boss much similar to Circe and the streamer accidentally took a detour and found his pathway (of which did not previously exist).

He's very friendly! And offers you, the Captain, a strange liquid with even stranger powers called "Ektolai", in order to help you fight Circe. His whole vibe and creation is literally just the song "Wouldn't You Like" from Epic. If you run into him enough times at the start of the game, you can convince him to join you on your adventure as part of the crew. He's a powerful ally and a very good friend, despite his strange awareness of the world around him...

Oh, but be warned... just like the rest of your companions, your actions have consequences and what you do affects their opinion of you. Daini is no different! Your close allies can quickly become enemies.

[hidemation]

A few moments later

There are more empty bottles on the floor

Fallen dreamswap @drk-mnd-fds

Ds decaying delights @hidemation

[thestitchesarchive]

If Scourge appeared on the Lost Light I do believe he would be a menace. But like, ONLY to Cyclonus. As far as he’s concerned, he’s only here because there is booze and his best friend, and it is his sworn duty to bully the FUCK out of his best friend by reminding the entire ship that cold, serious, killed-your-friends-at-Kimia Cyclonus was once a rowdy young(er) party machine. He’s the one pulling out old Polaroids of pre-Ark Cyclonus before he got the intimidating cheek holes and horns installed and as a result looked much more soft and approachable (tailgate finds these “baby photos” adorable). He’s the one going around telling people the time he flew into a window while piss drunk off of a dare. Cyclonus has to physically restrain him to stop Scourge from showing Whirl pictures of him crossfaded out of his mind with a slew of old cybertronian obscenities scribbled on his face. The old, brooding, religious warrior suddenly isn’t so intimidating for some reason…

Also, Scourge discussing with Tailgate all the things that really get Cyclonus’s vents running, for… tactical use. All of his secret guilty pleasures and preferred gestures of affection and other fun things, like that he’s ticklish at the biolights and likes it when someone scratches just at the base of his horns. Tailgate takes extensive notes.

[benoitblanc]

heavy sigh. siri queue landslide by fleetwood mac

[sparkiekong]

A NoTel Night 5/10

Without another word, Guy grabbed the man by the collar and yanked him close. "Listen… buddy… I don't want any trouble. But if you keep pushing, you're gonna regret it. Last warning."

The man sneered, clearly underestimating Guy's build and resolve getting into his face. "You think you can take us on? Just because you're big and clean, doesn’t mean you can fight, fucker. Let's see how tough you really are!"

In an instant, fists flew. Guy moved with surprising agility for a man of his size, landing punch after punch with precision. DC stood back, watching in awe as he took down the first man effortlessly, then turned his attention to the others who had joined in.

[hibernating-stag]

...???

[nurseydexunsolved]

“you are poseidon’s son”

“i am SALLY JACKSON’S son!”

THATS MY MAMAS BOYYYY thats my baby percy right there

[angyo]

The cast of girls band cry outside of every restaurant in tokyo after they're done stabilizing their band:

[wildtornado-o]

Granby's 2 types of drunk to me are giggly/outbursts of laughter drunk or Can and Will start a fight with anyone who looks at him wrong drunk