#it fucking gets to mee

[doomednarrative]

Personally I cant do really early days STARS/RPD era Chreon for a lot of reasons, one being I'm just not interested in it because theyre cops at the time, but the other reason is that like. Part of what Compels me about these two as a pairing is seeing them years down the line when theyve already been in the fight for awhile against bioweapons and all that and theyre on equal footing in their own right. Chris is a BSAA captain, Leon is a capable agent, it puts them on equal ground but it also means that they've already seen so much shit that they Know what each other has been through this whole time.

I think both of them struggle with the notion of wanting a relationship, and even just with friends at times, because they don't to involve anyone on the outside of the fight who doesn't understand the depths of things. People who don't understand that this will probably end in death or heartbreak, or even just watching someone you love get hurt a lot and having to deal with that pain. And its That unique situation that makes Leon and Chris compelling to me personally, because here's two guys in the thick of it who Know the risks and the threats inside and out and they chose to say "No, I'm going to care about you reguardless because its better to go thru this together than alone, even if it hurts" and I dunno man, something about that kind of defiance, especially with how headstrong they are just as separate individuals, it gets me.

[this-too-shall-bleed]

resuming scheduled programing of 4am sketch dump

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why is it that every time I draw oscar it’s like the new softest thing I’ve drawn ever

I’ve already posted this but I still like it

Actually kayne jumpscare

Scheming

[wabunguss]

shits vwicked nevwer let me drawv again

[snailsnips]

\\ rabbit

[artifeast]

some more telesphore :3

[two-crows]

Your (very) special ask:

What would happen in your dream Birdrick scene?! <(•.•<)

YAYYYY

hmmm realistically i think it'd be veryyy funny if bp had got to the point where he had to reach out to rick for parenting advice (certinaly the last person he should be fucking asking) HELPP spending the whole day trying to chase and stop his daughter from doing a space beth or something... just a bunch of dumb action movie-esk shit between points of reminiscing and easing tensions i guess

but dream scene??? man fuck it. birdrick wedding.

so ooc and unrealistic it'd kill the rnm reddit community like victorian children tasting mountain dew but i don't give two shits HELPP

i think birdrick wedding could go down two paths of like.

las vegas drunkard elvis chapel ass shit (bp probably doesn't even know why some random ass guy in a golden suit is officiating the wedding but he's too happy fairly drunk to care) (also this scenario would probably be when they were younger yk flesh curtains phase)

2. or actually thought out like. full venue n everything

I think the 2nd idea would be so interesting cause it's such a clear parallel to wedding squanchers n the characters would be well aware of it too like i can imagine rick being suchh a mess emotionally and mentally like. secret security measures everywhere. somehow built in a bullet proof vest into bps outfit. shit like that hELP

n i think in general something would go wrong, nothing to the extent of wedding squanchers of course, but smthin small like morty loses the rings or birddaughter speaks out against their wedding, stupid shit like that, n it erupts into a big goofy meltdown AJHKDKJS

but they'd make through the wedding (somehow) n they'd be gay married!!! yayyy!!!! SHJFKKDFJHK

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Let's pretend it didn't take me forever to send my submission...anyways I need more kdj and anna croft shenanigans in this fandom

Get this person a True

[laidback-thrills]

A love between a fallen angel and a man who'll make it all better.

Or so he hopes. He might go insane or die trying.

Lucifer belongs to @macaroon-sapling

Find happiness in surgery.

[m0e-ru]

can we give a shoutout

[heuffopla]

Watched the first season of Smiling Friends again with some friends, but in French this time. Alan's French voice fits him a little TOO well.. Scary stuff..... 🇨🇵

[woolysstuff]

Ladies and gentleman they've done it again I don't think i am ever going to emotionally recover from this

[cator99]

I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care

[stonestan]

if agent stone gets to laugh a little evil laugh or perhaps just a evil little grin in sonic 3… just once… i can die a happy man and that’s not an exaggeration

[intertexts]

OK. OK OK OK. HI. IM AT WORK NOW SO THIS IS GONNA BE DISJOINTED AND NOT MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE BUT IM COOKING SO THIS REQUIRES AN ASK AND NOT A REPLY BC THOSE HAVE CHARACTER LIMITS (cooking both metaphorically and literally because it's 95 degrees outside at 9am and it is so so so so fucking humid) oh god get me out of the kitchen before i start burning things!!!

this could be Nothing. bc again I desperately need 2 learn more about cauldron and their motivations and such. BUT. going back to the tide/leviathan comparisons because they're making me kind of insane and i want to give him a Complex about it. because if we're not going to lobotomize him I need 2 hurt him in other ways (sorry dad)

so. this doesn't EXACTLY work 1:1 because there are only 3 endbringers and only 2 of them seem to be element-focused as far as i know. but if we have tide as a comparison to leviathan, we also have MAGMA who could be a comparison to behemoth if my thoughts are correct and behemoth is . big fire guy (he sleeps in a volcano so. I'm assuming.) . granted we also have like. whirlwind and shockwave and seismic who are the other elementals and they don't actually have an endbringer counterpart BUT IM !!!! going a little crazy thinking about like. if tide + his siblings are artificial capes, what if they (or at least he and magma because I'm kind of thinking abt them as the older ones. havent listened to the oneshot in a while so this may not be accurate) were given their powers SPECIFICALLY to be counters to the endbringers. or at least in an attempt to make a cape equivalent of the endbringers to better like... study their powerset or something. (I keep saying cauldron studies things bc I said that with david too and this really just comes from my inherent need for a big evil science team. in worm it seems like they're more capitalism focused but let a guy dream here)

this also brings up an interesting point with Elle who i know u don't know yet but she could be an interesting counterpoint to simurgh? Who as far as I know now isn't necessarily elemental but . neither is Elle really!! and that creates the big disaster in the oneshot bc she can't control her powers and goes kind of nuts about it.

anyway anyway anyway. tldr; tide and magma were specifically created as parallels to leviathan and behemoth, this wouldn't really be common knowledge to the rest of the capes bc of cauldrons secrecy BUT i think ppl would definitely notice the similarities in their powersets and that makes a subconscious fear response in people who have seen an endbringer attack firsthand (I believe in scary intimidating tide supremacy but then you talk to him and he's the sweetest human being in the whole world) . tide and magma both know this and have complicated emotions about it. I think tide has a very bad reaction to the leviathan attack if we are keeping that as an event that happens.

OR IT COULD ALL BE COINCIDENCE AND THIS IS NOTHING. but until i learn more about cauldron I am choosing to view them as my favorite trope of big evil science corporation <3333

OHH U R FUCKING COOKING DUDE YEAH <333

it is. so hard whenever u r talking about cauldron.... mallard conway ass levels of "oh okay i literally Cannot talk about this or else im accidentally gonna say spoilers." but. i DO think this goes so hard & conceivably makes sense for cauldron to do...... man one day in the far future we're gonna have to sit down and talk about if cauldron even would exist in this au. but. for now. hehehe :33 & i will say!!! i will say!!! research is. involved, in what they do. you are not off the mark.

ANYWAY. love this for him so much..... the way he moves and acts in a fight echoes leviathan.... does he have that water afterimage too??? when he's fighting?? because that shits cool as hell he should have it. i'm always just really ill over someone made to be a weapon who never wanted to be one.... tide you have to be at the leviathan fight but you shouldn't be :(((

i gotta listen to the elementals oneshot i have it downloaded rn.. i wanna know elle's deal because you have just said something unwittingly extremely funny & i need to know What happens to her before i comment on it!!!! anyway!!!! thinking abt tide lambert forever & always...

[notreallyuseless]

I was starting to get a little bit too upset about the Purgatory event and do you know what i did??? I closed the qsmp tag, closed my eyes, took a deep breath and did something else :) It's *alright* to be a bit upset about some stuff, it's totally normal. But we all need to chill and take it easy. It's a game. Getting upset at cc/admins will get you nowhere. If there's a problem, the cc are *all* adults, they can talk to each other. Yeah, some things might seems unfair (i'm the first to think that!) but those feelings will get us nowhere so let them go and do other stuff !! :)

[shadovvheart]

Yeah anyway. Doc suspects i have carpal tunnel after all. I'm not allowed to use pens for four weeks 🤷