oldbutchdanielcraig

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how it feels when you have a character url and rb a post tagging it as that character

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you're in her DMs i'm eating her dog's pain pills

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Night island

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this might be an odd question but have u ever dabbled in watching professional wrestling HDHDH i only ask bc its a guilty pleasure of mine since childhood and my goat just lost today but thats besides the point, the point being that its extremely homoerotic and sometimes just straight up homosexual while always being at least right-leaning if not full on reactionary it’s incredibly fascinating and simultaneously both the best and worst thing i’ve seen in my life

okay no i haven’t BUT it’s like….. like i’m not opposed to it? i’m like. okay i’m not inherently a sports gay but being butch i feel like i SHOULD. i played softball for a couple of years and i feel like if i hadn’t gotten into marching band i would have been a softball gay <- worst sentence ever typed in the history of the world. the only other thing i know is that my best friend hooked up with a professional wrestler semi recently and we occasionally see him out in the wild and that is really awesome. also kind of sounds like shit yaoi from a thing that is bad which is my FAVORITE THING

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Is it bad that I kinda wanna hit my crush with a car and then nurse him back to health like a baby bird or it normal? :)

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always a thrill to find out you have been flirting with someone without knowing it. i have autism

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this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists

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My 5 year plan is for mulholland drive to happen to me

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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there is something wrong with mommy

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my friend said he looks just like shane from the l word

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i'm surprised there ISN'T a bigger fandom for queer like. it was gorgeous. even if you aren't a daniel connoisseur that movie was so good...

literally i think about this all the time. and subsequently this post

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After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

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“We can speak to each other without speaking” — Daniel Craig, at the Italian Queer (2024) premiere, on how he has built the dynamic between Lee and Eugene working with Drew Starkey.