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do you know who wouldnt have had TWO FAILED ASSASSINATIONS OF 🍊???!!?!!!????
THESE DIVAS 💜💜💜
mama a DIVA behind u💜
#i hate donald trump#love from the uk#the 4b movement#kamala harris#kamala 2024#rebekah mikaelson#rosalie hale#twilight#the originals#vampire DIVAS 💜#they would never#never ever ever#pink
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They would kill who do it
#the lost boys#dwayne tlb#david tlb#marko tlb#paul tlb#star tlb#tlb laddie#80s#i Know not all the men do that#my pin!#random#they would never#nothing against men
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Bite the Bullet (M)
Synopsis: Gang's bank heist gone wrong.
Pairing: Haechan x reader
Genre: CRACK!!, PWP, PURE SMUT!!, Loosely based on RD2, set around 1899 (not accurate to the time)
Warnings: lots of crime, guns, getting shot, talks of blood, talks of dying, SMUT, thigh riding on an injured leg (please don’t ride a thigh with a bullet in it), no condom mentioned, KNIFE PLAY, loss of virginity, and more…
Word Count: 5k
A/N: Okay so me and my moot have been talking about this and I have no idea…IS IT SPELLED DONGHYUCK OR DONGYEOK???
The skylight glowed as you and Donghyuck rode with the gang to rob a bank. Your job was to be the distraction, only knowing how to shoot a gun because of Donghyuck. The sun had just dipped below the horizon, and the last remains of twilight bathed the world in deep blues and oranges.
Everything was perfect, up until you heard gunshots fire way too soon. Something was wrong, something was very wrong.
“Donghyuck” you worried, as you ran to the alleyway of the bank. Trying to find an entrance.
But before you could, an explosion knocked you back into a wall.
”You alright there, princess.” Mark worried, shocked that you hadn't left yet.
“Where’s Donghyuck?!”
Mark shook his head, already knowing you would ask that. “He’s coming, we need to head for the roof. It’s getting heavy.”
You nodded as Mark grabbed your hand and dragged you with him. He put a hand on your waist to help you get up the ladder.
“There you go, girl.”
The rooftop of Bank was an open, dangerous, the cool night air filled with the scent of smoke and the distant sound of sirens. You and Mark had barely made it up the ladder when the sound of gunfire intensified below. The situation had spiraled out of control faster than you could process.
“Where’s Donghyuck?” you asked again, your voice tight with fear.
Mark’s face was set in a grim line. “He’s coming. He’s got the backup, but it’s not looking good down there.”
You peered over the edge, watching as chaos erupted below. Police backup kept coming, The gang was fighting fiercely, but it was clear that their chances of escaping without further trouble were slim.
Donghyuck finally made it up the stairs, firing down at someone below.
”Donghyuck!” You called out
He looked over and saw you. But he didn’t look happy.
“What are you doing here Y/N!?”
“I needed to make sure you were safe…”
Donghyuck shook his head and grabbed your hand, leading you to a better hiding place.
Donghyuck grabbed your waist, pulling you closer to him. You knew you shouldn't be feeling like this right now. But the danger excited you.
You could feel his pistol in his pocket…it was a giant pistol…wait he has his gun in his hand.
“Hyuck,” you whined, “We need to get out of here”
Donghyuck looked at you and nodded, “Come on baby”
As he stood up your heart started racing. You tried to grab his hand and pull him back but it was too late, Donghyuck was shot in the thigh.
You didn't even know how to react when you saw him fall. All the gang members rushed to see what happened.
Mark grabbed your hand and tried to pull you away from Donghyuck. “Come on girl, we need to get out of here.”
But you pulled your hand away and shook your head ‘no’. You couldn’t leave Donghyuck…not like this.
The gang tried to pull you away from Donghyuck one last time before Jeno and Jaemin forced the gang to leave you two.
“We need to leave, they can handle themselves,” Jeno argued, shoving Mark away from the both of you.
You looked at Mark with tears in your eyes, “It’s okay, go.”
As the gang disappeared into the darkness, leaving you alone with Donghyuck who laid wounded on the rooftop, you knew you had to think fast. You ripped a part of the fabric from your dress. Tightly wrapping it on Donghyuck’s thigh. You heard him let out a groan.
"Hyuck, stay with me," you urged, your voice trembling slightly as you held his hand tightly. His eyes fluttered open, meeting yours with a mix of pain and gratitude.
"Y/N...I'm sorry," he whispered hoarsely, his grip weak but steady.
"Don't talk like that," you scolded gently, trying to keep your voice steady despite the fear creeping into your heart. "We're going to get through this."
You glanced around, searching for any sign of help, but the rooftop was eerily quiet now that the gunfire had moved on. You grabbed Donghyuck’s arm and wrapped it around your body and helped him stand up. Donghyuck let out a strand of cusses before finally limping up onto his other leg.
“There I see an abandoned building! We can lay low.”
Even with Donghyuck wounded and in pain, the two of you managed to hobble across the rooftop toward the abandoned building. With every step, you could feel his weight leaning on you, his breathing labored and ragged. But you refused to give up.
As you reached the shelter of the building, you helped Donghyuck inside, finding a relatively safe corner where you could both catch your breath.
Donghyuck slumped against the wall, his face pale with pain. You knelt beside him, tearing more fabric from your dress to create a stronger makeshift bandage for his wound.
“Do you need more pressure?” you ask as you try to stop the bleeding, but your hands weren’t strong enough.
“Sit on it.”
You hesitated for a moment, looking at Donghyuck with concern in your eyes. But you knew you didn’t have enough time to think about it. Without another word, you straddled his injured thigh, applying pressure to the wound with all your weight. Donghyuck let out a pained grunt, his hands gripping your waist.
With your heart pounding in your chest, you focused on applying enough pressure to stop the bleeding, trying not to think about the heat in your pants. Donghyuck’s grip on your waist tightened, his breaths coming in short, strained gasps.
You could feel the strong, tense muscle of his thigh pressing firmly into your core. You’re not supposed to enjoy this, you scolded yourself internally as you grinded a little bit on his thigh.
“I'm sorry, i-i don’t know what I'm doing”
Donghyuck’s eyes widened slightly at your movement, a mix of surprise and something else flickering in his gaze. Despite the pain etched on his face, a ghost of a smirk tugged at the corners of his lips.
“Just keep doing what you're doing. You're helping me, you know I love it when you use me."
"I'll do whatever it takes to help you," you replied, your voice wavering slightly. The tension hung heavy in the air between you two.
Donghyuck’s fingers tightened on your waist, “Keep moving.”
You couldn't believe what you were doing, but you continued to grind your hips against his thigh, maintaining the pressure on his wound. His grip on you tightened as a low moan escaped his lips, a mixture of pain and pleasure.
“Yes, just like that!”
You couldn't deny the effect he had on you, and the way his body responded to your movements. Slowly, you leaned forward, feeling Donghyuck’s hand gently cup your chin, bringing your face closer to his. Your lips brushed against each other slowly before deepening the kiss. His free hand slid up your side, pulling you closer, deepening the kiss even more, and sending a thrill throughout your entire body.
As the pain in Donghyuck’s thigh finally began to subside, he pulled back from your lips, breathing heavily. He looked into your eyes with an intensity that made you feel like you were the only person in the world.
“You drive me crazy.”
Suddenly feeling shy, you break eye contact and look down towards his lap. Ignoring the obvious bulge in his pants, you look at his wound and see that it finally stopped bleeding.
“Look, it finally stopped!” Donghyuck smiled at you, relief washing over his face.
"You saved my life, baby."
You couldn't help but blush at his words. But you had done it - you had saved the man you were... growing attached to.
“Let's get some rest and try to escape when the sun goes down.”
You agreed with Donghyuck, knowing that the daylight would make it even more difficult to navigate the city unseen. You snuggled closer to him, feeling the adrenaline from the previous events slowly fade away.
As you lay there in the make-shift shelter, your heart beating in sync with his, you couldn't help but feel a sense of…dread. Excitement? You weren't sure what it was.
Donghyuck’s hand moved from your side and began to trace patterns on your abdomen, his thumb gently tracing circles in your navel. The sensation was both calming and arousing at the same time, and you found yourself leaning into his touch as you fell into a slumber.
You woke up to a small shake of your arm, “Come on, I don’t see any guards.” Donghyuck whispered into your ear.
As you slowly blinked away the remnants of sleep, you registered the urgency in Donghyuck’s voice. Sitting up, you gathered your bearings and nodded in agreement. The two of you needed to make your escape while the coast was clear.
Quietly rising to your feet, you followed Donghyuck’s lead as he guided you through the abandoned building and toward the exit. Every creak of the floorboards beneath your feet felt deafening, but you pressed on, adrenaline coursing through your veins.
Finally reaching the back entrance, you peered cautiously outside to ensure the path was clear. Satisfied that no one was in sight, you motioned for Donghyuck to follow as you both stepped out into the dimly lit alleyway.
The cool night air enveloped you as you moved swiftly and silently through the shadows, keeping to the alleys and side streets to avoid detection. Your heart raced with each step.
The city was eerily quiet, “We need to head to the dock, and see if we can sneak on a boat.”
You and Donghyuck made your way toward the docks, sticking to the shadows and avoiding any sign of life. The city was like a ghost town at this hour, the only sounds being your hurried footsteps.
As you approached the docks, Donghyuck scanned the area. His eyes were sharp and alert as he searched for a way to sneak aboard one of the boats without drawing attention.
"There," he whispered, pointing towards a big boat. It seemed unguarded, the perfect opportunity for a quick escape.
You both made your way towards the boat, keeping low to avoid being seen. With practiced ease, Donghyuck helped you climb aboard before joining you on deck. The wooden planks creaked beneath your weight, but you were relieved to finally have some kind of safety.
As you both caught your breath on the deck of the grand boat, you realized the flaw in your plan. In your worn and tattered clothing, covered in dirt and blood, you and Donghyuck stuck out like sore thumbs
“We need to find a place to hide,” you whispered urgently to Donghyuck, scanning the deck for any sign of crew members or security.
Donghyuck nodded, his eyes searching the area for a secluded spot where you could lay low until the boat set sail.
“There,” he pointed towards a staircase leading below deck. “Let’s see if we can find a storage room or something to hide in.”
As you reached the lower deck, you quickly ducked into a nearby storage room, hoping it would provide enough cover.
“Search through those boxes, see if you can find anything,” Donghyuck instructed. You nodded, your heart racing as you began to sift through the boxes in the dimly lit storage room.
You didn’t find anything useful, only supplies for the crew. Nothing that could help you. But before you could lose any hope, Donghyuck pulled out an expensive-looking dress.
"Quick, change into these," he urged, handing you a dress and a pair of heels. "If we look the part, we might just pass as passengers."
You exchanged surprised glances with Donghyuck before nodding in agreement. Before nervously waiting for him to turn around. Getting the hint he chuckled a little and turned around.
You quickly changed into the dress and heels, feeling like a completely different person in the unfamiliar attire. The fabric was soft against your skin, and the shoes clicked softly on the wooden floor.
Donghyuck turned back around, a look of approval in his eyes as he took in your transformed appearance.
“Beautiful,” he let out, barely above a whisper. “Now let’s see if we can blend in and find someplace safe to lay low until this boat sets sail.”
Donghyuck put out his elbow and you took hold of it as you two walked out of the storage room. As you emerged onto the deck, you did your best to mimic the confident stride of the other passengers you observed.
After a few minutes of wandering, you spotted an unoccupied corner of the deck where a few plush chairs. Taking a seat on one of the chairs, you let out a sigh of relief, Donghyuck settled into the chair next to you, his gaze scanning the area for any signs of trouble.
Before you could get too comfortable, one of the workers came up to you both. “You two must be Mr. and Miss. Park!”
Donghyuck and you exchanged a quick glance before nodding in unison, playing along with the mistaken identities.
"Yes, that's us," Donghyuck replied smoothly, a charming smile on his lips as he wrapped an arm around your waist.
"We were just enjoying the view before retiring to our cabin," you added, flashing a polite smile at the worker.
The worker nodded, seemingly satisfied with your response. "Well, first you would need your keys.” He smiled, handing Donghyuck a set of gold keys. “Enjoy your evening aboard the ship. If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask."
With a slight bow, the worker excused himself and moved on to attend to other passengers. As soon as the worker were out of sight, Donghyuck turned to you with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
“Looks like we’re the Parks now,” he whispered, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips.
You couldn’t help but chuckle at the situation, the absurdity of it all making the tension of the past few hours melt away.
“Well, Mr. Park,” you teased, “I hope you remember our story in case someone else asks.”
Donghyuck chuckled softly, his arm still draped casually around your waist as you leaned into his side.
“I think we can manage to keep up appearances for a little while longer,” he teased, his voice low and intimate. His gaze moved from your eyes to your lips.
As the ship slowly began to pull away from the docks, you both watched lights from the city grow farther and farther away.
With a yawn, Donghyuck got up and offered his hand to you. “I think it’s time for bed, love”
You took Donghyuck’s hand and let him lead you to your cabin, doing your best to maintain the act of the wealthy Mr. and Miss Park.
Once inside, you both looked around the small but elegant space. A comfortable-looking bed was the focal point of the room. Donghyuck closed the door behind you. With a grin, he turned to you, "Well, Miss Park," he said, his voice low and warm, "It’s time for bed."
With a playful glint in your eyes, you matched Donghyuck’s grin. "Of course, Mr. Park," you replied in a playful tone, playing along with the charade.
Donghyuck sat on the edge of the bed, patting the space next to him. You joined him, your heart fluttering with a mix of nerves and excitement.
Donghyuck started undoing his tie and kicking his shoes off. Nervously you tried not to stare, already feeling your cheeks get red.
You cleared your throat, trying to compose yourself as you watched Donghyuck make himself comfortable. With a deep breath, you reached for the pins holding your hair up and letting it fall down.
“There is no way you’re sleeping in that dress.”
"You're right," you replied with a shy smile, standing up and slowly beginning to undo the buttons of your dress. Donghyuck’s gaze never wavered as he watched you, his breath catching in his throat not expecting you to be brave enough to undress in front of him.
As the dress fell around your feet, you stood before him in nothing but your undergarments.
Donghyuck’s eyes roamed over you hesitantly, his desire evident in the way he looked at you.
Without a word, he stood up and closed the distance between you, his hands cupping your face as he leaned in to kiss you. The kiss was rough and full of passion.
Your arms wrapped around him, pulling him closer as he grabbed your waist to pull you closer. A small moan left your lips, Donghyuck took the opportunity to let his tongue roam your mouth. The dress laid forgotten on the floor.
The kiss deepened, and Donghyuck’s hands began to explore your body, his touch setting your skin on fire. You responded eagerly, your own hands roaming over his chest and back.
As things started to heat up, Donghyuck scooped you up in his arms and laid you down on the bed. He followed you down, never breaking the kiss as he trailed kisses down your neck and collarbone.
You ran your fingers through his hair, pulling him closer, and you felt him slowly move your undergarment strap off your shoulder.
Your heart pounded in your chest as he revealed more and more of your skin to him. The passion in his eyes and the hunger in his touch as he slowly placed kisses on your neck was all too much to handle.
“Hyuck” You let out, in a small panic.
Confused Donghyuck lifted his head from your neck and furrowed his eyebrows, asking what was wrong.
“I’ve never done this before…” You whispered, unsure of what was to come next. Donghyuck smiled reassuringly, brushing your hair away from your face.
"We'll take it slow, love," he said softly, his hands gently caressing your cheek. You nodded, feeling a little more at ease at his reassurance.
You reached for his shirt, trying to unbuttoned it with your shaky hands. Donghyuck laughed to himself as he grabbed your hands moving them down to unbuttoned his pants instead.
Slowly he took off his shirt and let you slide his pants down. Stepping out of them to be only left in his underwear.
Donghyuck’s eyes never left yours as he slowly lowered himself onto you, You could feel his bulge through his boxers. His hands cupped your face, bringing you closer to him until your lips met once more.
The kiss was slow and tender this time. His thumbs gently traced the outline of your jawline, sending shivers down your spine.
Donghyuck began to finish undressing you with care, each movement causing your heart to race. When you were completely bare, he looked at you with desire in his eyes.
He slowly moved his lips down your stomach, trailing kisses along the way. You let out a soft sigh as his warm breath brushed against your skin. You felt self-conscious but also incredibly turned on by his actions.
Donghyuck’s hands gently caressed your hips as he continued to explore your body. You clung onto the sheets, unsure of what was to come next but trusting Donghyuck completely.
As his lips continued traveling down, your heart raced and butterflies filled your stomach. You squeezed your eyes shut, feeling every touch and every kiss.
With each movement, the anticipation grew stronger, and your breath hitched as you felt Donghyuck’s warm breath near your core.
God, he was amazing.
Finally, Donghyuck’s lips reached their destination. You felt him part your legs with his hands and carefully positioned himself between them.
Taking a deep breath, you held onto the sheets tight as Donghyuck’s fingers gently parted you. Your body trembled slightly at the unfamiliar sensation.
Donghyuck’s thumb gently brushed against your most sensitive spot, causing a wave of warmth to spread throughout your body. You let out a small moan, eyes still clenched shut.
Donghyuck smiled against your skin, his fingers settled in their place. Gently, he began to move his fingers in and out of you. Each movement was slow and gentle.
Your heart raced as he continued, his fingers moving in time with your breathing.
Before anything could go any farther you heard a noise right outside of your door. Quickly Donghyuck grabbed his knife out of his jacket pocket that was left next to the bed. Ready just in case someone was to barge in.
But no one came, so he turned back to you. A little shocked to see you were staring at his hands, subconsciously playing with his knife.
“You like that?” Donghyuck teased, playing with it between his fingers.
‘Yes,’ you nodded, only managing to move your head in response.
Slowly Donghyuck turned his knife over and gently rubbed it down your stomach, carefully as to not cut you. Your breath hitched at the sensation. Donghyuck watched your reaction, a smirk playing at the corners of his lips.
With care, Donghyuck traced the knife down your body, from your stomach to your inner thigh. The cold metal contrasted with the warmth of his touch.
"Does that feel good?" Donghyuck whispered, his eyes locked on yours as the knife continued its delicate dance.
You nodded, unable to form words.
Donghyuck's eyes darkened, as he slowly guided the knife lower. His heart raced as he prepared to claim your innocence.
As the knife lightly grazed your most sensitive area, a wave of pleasure washed over you. You hesitated for a moment, unsure of what to expect.
Finally, with one swift movement, Donghyuck inserted the handle inside you, gripping the safe side of the knife. You let out a sharp gasp as the sensation overwhelmed you. The pain was intense but quickly subsided as Donghyuck began to move it within you, each thrust causing ripples of pleasure throughout your body.
Donghyuck watched your expressions of pleasure and discomfort. He leaned down and whispered softly into your ear, "Just like that baby."
His words were the only thing holding you together as he continued his movements. Your heart raced with each thrust of his hand.
The pleasure still seemed to be overwhelming and you found yourself struggling to bear it. You whimpered softly, unsure of what to do.
Donghyuck felt the struggle in your voice and slowed his movements, cupping your face gently in his hand. His eyes softened and he spoke soothingly.
"It's okay, just breathe through it." He whispered against your lips. You nodded, trying to calm yourself down as Donghyuck continued his slow movements.
As the pain began to subside and the pleasure remained, you found yourself unable to resist the urge to rock against the cold metal.
A whine escaped your lips as Donghyuck removed the knifes handle from you. He quickly replaced it with his warm fingers, sliding it in and out of you with ease. The contrast of the cool metal and the heat of his hand sent shivers down your spine.
Donghyuck watched your reactions, taking note of every moan and shiver. He could feel the wetness between your legs as he continued his movements. His heart raced as he felt guilty for causing you pain but he couldn't resist the pleasure that was beginning to show on your face.
"Please, I need you inside of me Hyuck," you whispered, desperation seeping into your voice. Donghyuck looked down into your eyes.
"Can you handle it?" Donghyuck asked, looking into your eyes.
You nodded, unable to form words.
With your desperate cries for him, Donghyuck took off his boxers and positioned himself on top of you. He grabbed the base of his shaft and slowly entered you.
The sensation was overwhelming but also euphoric. You wrapped your legs around him, pulling him closer as he began to move within you. Each thrust felt so good, a different sensation than before.
Donghyuck's eyes locked onto yours as he continued to move in you. His grip on your hips tightened with each thrust, his breath hot against your skin.
Your moans were growing louder with each thrust. Donghyuck leaned down and captured your lips in an attempt to keep you quiet.
You couldn’t stop yourself from moaning into his mouth, each sound escaping your lips. The pleasure was overwhelming, a sensation you had never experienced before. It was intoxicating, almost otherworldly.
“Fuck you feel so good.” As Donghyuck's movements grew more urgent and his breath grew more ragged, as you clung to him tightly.
Your heart raced with each movement, each thrust sending shivers throughout your body. Donghyuck's eyes locked onto yours as he started to speed up his movements.
You let out a small cry, your eyes widening at the intensity of his thrusts. Donghyuck's eyes were full of need as he gazed into your soul. He leaned down and whispered into your ear, "Fuck I'm so close."
"Me too," you gasped, needing nothing more than to feel him fill you up. Donghyuck's movements grew more erratic, his thrusts faster and deeper. His breathing became ragged, his hips slapping against yours.
"I'm- I'm going to cum." Donghyuck groaned. Burying his face in your neck as he continued to move within you. The feeling was overwhelming, and you found yourself right on the edge.
"Cum with me, baby" Donghyuck pleaded as his movements became even more urgent. You felt a wave of heat spread throughout your body as you neared your climax, the pleasure beginning to overwhelm you.
"I- I can’t!" you cried out, not being able to handle the feeling of the sensation building up inside you. Donghyuck's eyes were locked onto yours, his grip on your hips tightening as he felt you both nearing the edge.
"You’re so close baby, cum for me," Donghyuck urged, his breath hot on your skin.
You moaned softly, feeling the wave of pleasure crash over you. Your body tensed as you reached your climax, waves of pure bliss washing over you.
The feeling was indescribable, as if your entire body was on fire. The pleasure was too much to handle. But it felt so good, leaving you breathless as you clung to Donghyuck tightly.
Donghyuck felt your muscles tighten around him,"I'm going to cum," he growled, his breath hot against your ear as he drove into you one last time before releasing inside of you. His grip on your hips tightened as his orgasm washed over him.
You felt the warmth spread inside of you, and you couldn't help but let out a soft sigh of relief. You could feel your body was still slightly trembling from the aftershocks of your own orgasm.
With another moan, Donghyuck collapsed onto you, his breaths coming in quick pants. Slowly, he pulled out of you, leaving a small shiver to run down your spine as the air hit your sensitive area.
He looked down at you, "Are you alright?" he asked softly, concern clear in his voice.
You nodded, still unable to form any words. You felt the evidence of what just happened between your legs - wet and swollen. The sensation was still overwhelming but you found yourself wanting to do this more.
Donghyuck looked at you as he carefully moved off of you and retrieved a soft towel from the nearby bathroom. He gently cleaned you up.
"I know it might have hurt a bit at first, but hopefully it was worth it," Donghyuck whispered to you, his eyes full of concern and affection.
"You did great." He whispered, kissing your forehead gently. His fingers traced the shapes of your fingers as he tried to gauge how you were feeling.
"I... I want to do it again," you stammered out, the words surprising even yourself. The idea of being with him again, feeling him inside you once more, was filling your head.
Donghyuck's eyes lit up at your words, a small smirk playing at the corners of his lips. "Another time, baby" he laughed softly, running his fingers through your hair.
Donghyuck leaned down and gently kissed your forehead before pulling you into his embrace. You snuggled against him, feeling safe and cherished in his arms.
“Relax for now, we still need to get out of here alive…”
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#Can you tell Mark was supposed to be Arthur in this#It hurt me to replace Micah and Dutch with Jeno and Jaemin#THEY WOULD NEVER#Haechan gives javy tho#Like perfectly#They’re both little shits#haechan angst#nct dream haechan#haechan x reader#haechan fluff#haechan smut#haechan nct#nct haechan#haechan#nct dream smut#haechan au#haechan pwp#donghyuck#donghyuck x reader#donghyuck smut
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Hear me out… this scene tomorrow, but:
“I’m not your Rookie! And I need you to trust me, not keep me in the dark because you think you’re protecting me. ”
Or…
“I’m not your Rookie! And I need you to trust me, not keep me in the dark because you can’t handle the idea of anything happening to me.”
😭😭😭
#chenford#the rookie#am I crazy or is the vibe in the promo kind of the same energy#they would never#but I still love the idea
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[screams]
I LOVE THESE BOYS
#lucky boy extras#left in the dialogue for Jude's because it's funny and cute#AU where they fall in love and kiss a lot#i'm kidding#they would never#but I could make them#just kidding#....
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Image the chaos dan and phil can cause by coming online here and just booping a bunch of phan account without saying anything
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If he ever broke your heart, just remember enhypen would never.
#enhypen#They would never#Only men I want are enhyMEN#Standards#nishimura riki#park sunghoon#park jongseong#sim jaeyun#lee heeseung#yang jungwon#kim sunoo
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Reading Susies statement she just posted and feeling like crying over how fucking unfair and absolutely absurd this whole thing is, because you know shes going to be the one to suffer, whatever fucking happens
#its ✨misogyny ✨#also unrelated but christian horner i hope you choke on your christmas pudding and die#red bull have been getting away with shit for three years now because the fia president used to race fir them#and literally admitted on camera how he was glad they were dominating#but it’s apparently susie wolff that’s unethical#like itd be one thing if merc was oh i dont know double the points ahead of any other constructors#if their drivers were winning every race this season#if they could openly laugh at receiving penalties in race because they know it wont even affect them winning#and yet#somehow thats not the team being investigated#the one who already won one championship thats been kept under nda#and a second championship that broke the costcap#no thats not the team thats done anything wring#they would never
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the only two of the elden ring royal family who would never commit a war crime are godwyn and miquella. i will hear no debates.
#and if you say either of them ever did#no they didn't you are wrong#two sweet golden boys#look at those lil cheeks#look at those braids#they would nEVER#and i would never recognize it#q.#elden ring
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Goodnight everyone
Yes yes, I'm saying goodnight tonight because I remembered, it's already midnight, I'm kind of stupid like that
Today sucked for a lot of people, but it won't last forever, keep going, I see you and I'm proud that you're still here and staying strong
#goodnight#stay here and stay queer#also it was so weird to see someone drew the rise turtles with maga hats#like dawg did you watch that show??#they would never
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Moments i giffed cause i thought they were cute
#p1harmony#piwon#p1h#hwang intak#choi taeyang#p1h theo#p1h soul#haju shota#yoon keeho#gifset#also side note imagine if jongseob and jiung were like this#lmao#they would never#non openly affectionate kings
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Should’ve known McGee and Delilah wouldn’t be dysfunctional enough for reality tv
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My daily existence is looking at cool photos on like pintrest and hearing the not so quiet whisper of someone asking to look at fan-art of them and their partner... though no one in particular does it... *stares at what I call the annoying 4* yeah no one...
#osdd system#osdd#system stuff#system#sysblr#my inner demons#are fictional people#most of the time#fictive#ship talk? ig?#idk how to tag this#idk man#its totally not#kokichi ouma#revivebur#dazai osamu#and#uzi doorman#they would never#sarcasm#system shit#system shenanigans#system sillies
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Today was really, really hard.
#work stuff#did an amazing job on one thing#got yelled at about something else#not by my own team#they would never#but after being at work for 9hrs you bet I’m having a cry about this#this job is really really hard#it’s still fascinating and I think it’ll get better#I just get reminded sometimes why I left this field for a good long while
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How about the beta squad cheating on reader
LMFAO GURL-
even if they would I wouldn’t believe it 🙄
I would absolutely REFUSE
#they would never#dont u dare#I will not write that#beta squad#youtube#niko omilana#aj shabeel#chunkz#king kenny#sharky
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22, 21, 22, 8
ngl it was hard just not to ask the entire list
choose violence ask game
22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores
(you already said war, so)
Magic.
Literally, magic. There is magic in this universe. The MWPP became Animagi at 15. There is a basilisk living in Hogwart's basement. Portraits can talk. There are ghosts.
I feel like magic in most fics is very present in the daily sense (chores, apparition, fighting), but most people for some reason are scared to actually take advantage of it to the fullest, do crazy things, come up with new rituals or creatures.
21. part of canon you think is overhyped
Regulus' act at the cave.
I do love Regulus so much, but I feel like that part specifically is always made out to look like he was some kind of great hero and wonderkid genius, when in reality dude went in there with absolutely no plan, ended up dying, never destroyed the horcrux, never told anyone and only made the job for the people to come after him harder.
He did his best but the entire thing is more hilarious in how failed and badly planned it is, than anything else TTwTT
12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them
In the Marauders fandom - Snape.
There is a severe lack of fics where the MWPP and Snape are forced into some sort of cooperation. It's comedic gold. Snape knows about Remus. He is ridiculously talented and creative in his inventions, just like our boys. It never gets old.
8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
that the Blacks are fr*nch.
please do better.
#they would never#why on earth would you ever do this to a character you claim to love#let the malfoys be fr*nch#or the lestranges#idk#leave the blacks alone#asks
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