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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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lance and pierre essentially getting each other the same thing is actually so funny? great work guys
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Readi-Wip Topping, 1970s
Scanned from Taschen's "All-American Ads of the 70s".
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“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?
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CHARLES LECLERC during the 'fight for AIDS' charity game, monaco 2024.
📸 art_of_canada
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pierre immediately knowing his secret santa wasn’t charles bc he already knew who charles had
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"I like to play with Charles, but I know he didnt...he didnt get me, so...I know who he got."
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idk i for one think pierre and lance gifting each other sports jerseys is the funniest jock4jock dynamic possible
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2024 secret santa
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phoebe hourcat's favorite piarles fics of 2024 <3
hiiiii everyone! i was inspired by @delicate44's fic rec post in the piarles tag earlier and realized that i should do my part and shout about the fics i LOVED this year!!!
it was a pretty good year for piarles canon, but it wasn't a bad fic year by any means, either 😉 i did my very best to spread my recs evenly and as unbiased-ly as possible...but you know how it be sometimes.
so without further adieu, i present: my favorite fics from this year, in no particular order, that deserve All The Awards. 💖
"We could go," Pierre says. "To Lourdes, I mean."
here in procession by fromnowhere
Charles is even more beautiful than he was in the photo. He’s wearing a black coat - conservative, but nice. Designer if not a few seasons old, and he’s not wearing a hat or a scarf, but he does have on gloves when he extends a hand out to Pierre. Which Pierre takes, trying not to falter under the sheer beauty of him. “Hello,” Charles smiles, eyes crinkling up. “It’s so nice to meet you.” And without hesitation, he leans in and kisses Pierre on the cheek - once on the left and then on the right. It’s been so long since Pierre was greeted this way, it shocks him for just a moment. He’s beautiful and he smells like cologne and something fresh and he’s still not let go of Pierre’s hand - the cool leather underneath Pierre’s hand seems so…foreign. So flipped.
cause baby, I'd be satisfied forever by tiredtiredsharl (nsfw)
“You know,” Frédéric’s hands are crossed in front of him, fingertips tightening after every pause, “there is only one thing that brings stability to a Kingdom without it being a marriage.” Charles draws in a sharp breath—he knows, nodding almost imperceptibly once Frédéric falls into a hesitant silence. A courtship.
hearts in the byline by ilpredestinato
The one where Charles’ drink gets spiked with the omegaverse version of a fuck-or-die drug. (Pierre helps.)
you filling my cup (the sun coming up) by ohmygasly (nsfw, chussy)
Charles Leclerc, a brilliant young chef from the fine-dining world, is forced to return home to run his local family restaurant - Monaco's "Le Cheval Cabré" - after a heartbreaking death in the family. A world away from Michelin Stars and the realm of fine dining, Charles must confront the anguish of his past and find a place in the life he once thought he'd given up for good. All the while, Pierre, a ghost from his childhood and the only true friend he's ever had, remains firmly by his side and he doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon.
Le Cheval Cabré by m00nlightE
Pierre might be many things, but he’s not someone that takes his chances lightly.
taking your time by Anonymous (nsfw)
“I could hurt you,” Pierre says reproachfully to what he can see of Charles' blushing face. Most of it is buried sideways into his pillow. “Y’wdnnt,” Charles garbles into the fabric. “Pardon?” Charles’ whole body twitches then he finally lifts his head — green-gold eyes locking onto Pierre’s. “You would not,” Charles repeats, taking care to enunciate each word. “Oh?” Pierre asks, snide, because how dare Charles gamble so casually with his own health? “Taken a lot of Alpha cocks up the ass then, have you? A regular pro at it?”
Indomitable by Anonymous (nsfw, chussy)
Charles Leclerc was maybe one of the biggest pop stars in the world until he burned it all down. One year of sobriety means that the label wants their album - an album he can't write - and the answer might just reside inside his not quite ex-boyfriend that is a fantastic song writer and producer.
first bloom by tiredtiredsharl (nsfw)
charles wakes up in the middle of the night. he gets an idea, then gets twisted in knots about it. good thing pierre is always willing to try anything charles suggests.
wake up slow (we don't need to go outside) by Anonymous (nsfw, chussy)
“Five minutes. After five minutes.” Charles drags his tongue flat up the length of Pierre’s weeping cunt. “Or ten.” He tenses his tongue into a point. Dips inside. “Then we will sleep.”
sleep aid by Anonymous (nsfw, pierrussy)
Charles doesn’t plan to sleep with Pierre over the summer break, but it happens nonetheless.
worth it just to know by fiveandnocents (nsfw)
or… what if the world was suddenly plunged into omegaverse and everyone started presenting at once.
sudden changes by ginnydear (nsfw)
a letter, a proposition, a phone call.
you know i'm down seven days of the week by pipwrites (nsfw)
Pierre has dedicated his life to this singular thing and The Society is about to write his name next to the few other scientists who were patient like him - who were dedicated like him. The names of the people that inspired him, the stories of men who had been sailing or mountaineering. Who lived in tiny cabins like he did. Pierre will be one of them. “Come on, Leo.” He calls to Leo, trying to keep it from bursting out of his chest - the feeling of accomplishment - as he takes off in a jog for the treeline. “Let us make history.” Or, Charles falls and Pierre finds him.
if you'll be my star by tiredtiredsharl
Pierre loses a bet and has to shave, and it's odd, but Charles could live with that. Who seem to not be able to is their daughter, who doesn't recognise her favourite papa without a beard.
daddy's best friend by duquesademiel
Charles’ heat has been regular since the day he first presented. He has it systematically tracked and, other than Pierre, he would consider it the most dependable thing in his life. Sauber knows his cycle because Charles saw no point in hiding it from them and he knows that it is very likely that it has been shared with the FIA as well because races are scheduled neatly around the weekends that he is required to lock himself in his room and fuck himself on a fake knot until he passes out from exhaustion or dehydration or both. It is, ultimately, something that doesn’t affect his racing career at all. And then, well, Max Verstappen has his first heat.
consequences of assumption by fiveandnocents (nsfw)
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR BEING GENIUSES THIS YEAR!!!! it has been a joy to read such incredible content xoxoxox
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#toss up between mpreg and hurt no comfort#for hurt no comfort i have to be in a particular mood for it#and mpreg is dependent on so many things#but im very squirmy with kid fics so if that was an option its definitely the one id pick
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pierre saying he would have guessed charles but he knows it's not him because he knows who charles got... i fear those two have never had a secret between each other... (expect telling the other they're in love with)
this made me laugh sooooo hard. i know in my heart they bitched about secret santa on the flight to abu dhabi
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I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois
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If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.
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