#they just have buffalo

[ridiasfangirlings]

Scepter four but instead of cars they ride buffalos. So now Saruhiko has the opportunity to terrorize Yata by chasing him with the animal. Also, Munakata taking some extra care with his own buffalo.

I want there to be absolutely no explanation for this. Not where they got the buffalo from, not why they ride them, not where they keep the buffalo when not in use, Scepter 4 just has buffalos and that’s how it is (also in my head these are absolutely big fluffy American buffalos/bison, which makes the ‘where did you get these’ question even more pertinent. In completely unrelated news, Munakata has a lifetime ban from ever visiting Yellowstone National Park). Imagine Fushimi’s face when Munakata first proudly shows him his newly acquired buffalo friend, who Fushimi is welcome to name and will be riding around on and taking care of. Fushimi definitely complains heavily about this one, because buffalo are stinky and furry and no way is he ever cleaning out a gross stable. He probably only rides his when there’s an actual mission that the whole force has to be in on, otherwise he leaves his at the stable. And since they have buffalo instead of vans please imagine Fushimi with a laptop perched on top of a buffalo doing support work, with Enomoto and the other members perched on their own buffalo with their own computers. 

Fushimi does learn to appreciate his buffalo eventually though, I bet it’s constantly nosing him and knocking him down because it loves him so much. Munakata praises Fushimi for being so close to his buffalo and even offers buffalo care tips, you just know Munakata’s buffalo even sparkles it’s so well cared for. Fushimi can’t help but get a disgusted look every time Munakata shows up on his buffalo, both of them shining with the aura of the purest of morals. What really gets Fushimi to warm up to his buffalo though is the first time he runs into Yata while riding it, initially Yata just starts laughing because Saruhiko you look ridiculous what even is that thing. Yata quickly learns that an angry buffalo can be extremely terrifying and also very protective of its rider. Fushimi just sits there and grins as his buffalo like chases Yata up a tree, all the buffalo isn't so ridiculous now is it Misaki.

[dollykiller]

Twins

[sparklejumpropequeen1949]

[ladyystardusst]

[felsicveins]

Alrighty, another ex revealed! Meet Barley! I demanded that @persistenttenderness conjure up a bf for John Dory and this is who they came up with ❤️ 🐎

[specialagentartemis]

unfortunately if I want to independently develop a hypothesis about Rohan's economic/subsistence structure I really need to learn things like the requirements of taking care of horses in the winter and the growing seasons/growing lengths of crops like lettuce, radishes, carrots, and kale, and metalworking time and space commitments, and the types of houses that can be erected and torn down quickly, and the required land area of grazing per horse, and the social organization of Iron Age Eurasian horse cultures, and what other animals might naturally live on the Mark, and productivity and caloric value of mare's milk,

and like. also reread the Lord of the Rings lol

[spirkbitch]

everyone else on the bridge deserves a medal for enduring Kirk flirting with his boyfriends constantly

[lostl1sbons1ster]

[spooksier]

where would the safe house be in the freedom au

would it be a bunker. is daisy a prepper

seeing somebody else call it the ‘freedom au’ has confirmed to me that it is in fact hilarious thank you.

anyways. to answer your question, the safehouse would definitely be somewhere in like montana or wyoming. maybe even in yellowstone if daisy got SUPER illegal with it. just somewhere remote and far from the institute (which is in manhattan in this au because my friend thinks its the most evil area in new york)

also montana/wyoming kinda match the level of ‘this shit breathtaking’ as the scottish highlands imho

like….this shit breathtaking

[awakentrashpanda]

Random headcanon: I think Burning Spice Cookie, as well as the other spice tribes, all speak Spanish

I know that design wise Burning Spice Cookie’s origins are closer to Egyptian mythology and Hindu mythology, but for some reason the spice cookies just give me Spanish-speaking vibes, especially Burning Spice himself for some reason

[karlkapri]

alright so the archive is up & running. as of right now you can only search by team or by theme, but ill make it so you can search by poet & by player eventually.

[king-magppi]

🦩🃏Donqiuxote Family post bc I kinda miss (the idea of) Dressrosa. I really like drawing Buffalo.✈️🗡

[ladyystardusst]

[lazzarella]

Can’t stop thinking about the way Peem instantly tilted his head when Phum started to lean closer to kiss him. Like he may still be reluctant to admit his feelings to anyone but the teddy bear, but his physical reactions are loud

[novorehere]

MC letting Beel eat them with other food, expecting the usual cake, pudding, chocolate syrup, etc. Maybe even ramen soup because Mammon tends to like that.

But you have to understand. You need to be very careful allowing him to do this because he will hit you with the puppy dog eyes while holding a bottle of BBQ sauce and you won’t be able to go back after that.

This man canonically likes humans PICKLED so you cannot tell me he wouldn’t ask to eat MC with the most random shit ever. Pastrami on rye? Yes please. He’d be so excited to try them in a hot dog bun with coleslaw and mustard after seeing it on a human world cooking show, bless his heart.

Licking spicy marinara off your cheek is just as romantic as whipped cream, right? He might have to taste test both to make sure, so please free up some time after class and meet him in the kitchen. (But be sure to hide the jar of pickle juice first, for your own sake.)

[moongothic]

...I... I do not know what on earth compelled me to make this nor why, but I will not be taking criticism at this time