#but no Munakata insists on buffalo

[ridiasfangirlings]

Scepter four but instead of cars they ride buffalos. So now Saruhiko has the opportunity to terrorize Yata by chasing him with the animal. Also, Munakata taking some extra care with his own buffalo.

I want there to be absolutely no explanation for this. Not where they got the buffalo from, not why they ride them, not where they keep the buffalo when not in use, Scepter 4 just has buffalos and that’s how it is (also in my head these are absolutely big fluffy American buffalos/bison, which makes the ‘where did you get these’ question even more pertinent. In completely unrelated news, Munakata has a lifetime ban from ever visiting Yellowstone National Park). Imagine Fushimi’s face when Munakata first proudly shows him his newly acquired buffalo friend, who Fushimi is welcome to name and will be riding around on and taking care of. Fushimi definitely complains heavily about this one, because buffalo are stinky and furry and no way is he ever cleaning out a gross stable. He probably only rides his when there’s an actual mission that the whole force has to be in on, otherwise he leaves his at the stable. And since they have buffalo instead of vans please imagine Fushimi with a laptop perched on top of a buffalo doing support work, with Enomoto and the other members perched on their own buffalo with their own computers. 

Fushimi does learn to appreciate his buffalo eventually though, I bet it’s constantly nosing him and knocking him down because it loves him so much. Munakata praises Fushimi for being so close to his buffalo and even offers buffalo care tips, you just know Munakata’s buffalo even sparkles it’s so well cared for. Fushimi can’t help but get a disgusted look every time Munakata shows up on his buffalo, both of them shining with the aura of the purest of morals. What really gets Fushimi to warm up to his buffalo though is the first time he runs into Yata while riding it, initially Yata just starts laughing because Saruhiko you look ridiculous what even is that thing. Yata quickly learns that an angry buffalo can be extremely terrifying and also very protective of its rider. Fushimi just sits there and grins as his buffalo like chases Yata up a tree, all the buffalo isn't so ridiculous now is it Misaki.