#they dance whenever they can

[pandagirl45]

Tony: *dancing while cooking*

Bucky: *staring*

Tony: *look over his shoulder* soldier

Bucky: you are going to make lose my mind you know

Tony: *laughs dancing over to him* yeah, you knew what you were signing up for

Bucky: *snorts twirling him* I read the fine print and everything

[blackkatdraws2]

The narrator and the ugly ahh protagonist [Blank Scripts AU/non-canonical]

[rileylastname]

people who add non-autogenerated subtitles to videos are the most attractive people on this planet and allowed to steal one (1) thing from my home. including a kiss

[soosoosoup]

Haaayy can you tell us more about your au where branch finds cooper's egg?

Hiiii!! Thanks for asking! And of course :)

lol turns out I had a lot more thought out. Fair warning, none of this is concrete, this was thought up a while ago and uhhhhh… writing is not my strong suit lol

In this au I had debated whether to make copper a little bit younger, I already hc him as the youngest of the snack pack so idk if its needed lol.

While in the beginning of making his bunker, branch (who’s maybe 7??) would travel farther out into the forest and gather supplies to build when he stumbles on what looks like an egg? Just in time too, ‘cause Coops pops out like in twt, does his little groove, & then proceeds to flop over to nap (being baby is tiring work).

Branch is just ??? cause like what?? Baby? Way out here in the woods?? Why does the baby have 4 legs??? Why is said baby all alone? And that last part makes b pause for a sec bc where’s his family? Did he lose them? Or is it even worse…was he left behind? (He might be projecting a lil).

Cooper and Branch proceed to live where other kids w/o families go. Caretakers try to care for cooper & he is not having it. After all, branch is the first person he’d ever seen, was the first person who’d carried him. He’s imprinted on branch and whole heartedly believes and he is his family. So if C needs to be taken care of B has to be there. It goes on long enough that the caretaker decides it'll just easier if branch helped take care of him; and who knows maybe he'll regain his color being around such a happy little goober.

At first, branch doesn’t realize how much he means to C and assumes his attachment will fade. After all why wouldn’t it when he’s being doted on by warm and cheerful trolls. But nope! Whenever the caretakers aren't taking cooper around the village, Cooper is always following Branch. Around the pod, and through the woods. Branch looks out for him, talks to him, teaches him what he can, and even plays games! I think the fact that branch has been a part of Coopers whole life gives him a sense of obligation perhaps like a big brother?. It's easy to be open to him.

All attempts to foster Cooper are unsuccessful. It's not that Cooper doesn't match the family, it's that he just doesn't want to live with them. Imagine a foster family having the time of their lives singing & playing around & when the time comes Cooper's like 'I had a lot of fun today! Time to go! what?? Stay here? be a part of your family? ...Nope :D

When the time comes that the bunker can feasibly house him, (preteen?) Branch packs up what little he owns, and prepares to leave that night. It's not like the anyone at the orphanage would chase after him. Well, except for one trolling.

It's been years, long enough that their bond is strong, they're brothers in all but name. At least unnamed on branch's side, he kind of refuses to acknowledge it.

Anyway- Branch waits until everyone falls asleep and sneaks out. He doesn't even make it out of the room lol. One foot out the door and a sleepy voice is asking him where he's going. Branch just says he's going to the bunker, that he'll see him soon, it won't be forever you see what im trying to parallel? and it's true. It's not like he's leaving to who knows where. Cooper just nods & yawns out a "bye, see you later". Love me a parallel

Branch lasts an hour or two in the bunker. He's on edge the whole time, racked w/ guilt. Has a little mental spiral until there is just one loud thought of 'what am i doing? there's someone waiting for me' and runs back.

In the joined room, Cooper fell asleep on branch's bed waiting for him. So making sure not to wake him, Branch rests coopers head on his lap. Leaning against the headboard Branch just stares at his vest left at the end of the bed & has a moment of clarity. Like oh, that's why i felt terrible, i left my little brother behind. (Keep in mind that no, he didn’t really do that, but he’s a kid and that whole ‘see you later’ really shook him so he’s making some jumps in logic)(there some projecting happening as well)

So yeah, gained a brother!! yay!!! Cooper beat you to that revelation yeeaarrrss ago lol.

One thing I like about branch being a big bro is this idea that the more he learns about what it means to be one, the less he can understand his brothers. And are they his brothers?? Over the years it’s not looking like it.

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #26

Danny and Ember end up having a dance competition/battle, all in good fun, which gets spotted by the Justice League studying the new species on earth.

The League, with almost all of its primary intelligence gathering members out on missions, makes the leap in logic that this species may communicate by dance, like bees…

Unfortunately, Danny has started a dance battle fad and now the Justice League is getting responses when they randomly break into dance around ghosts. or the ghosts just laugh at them and leave. Danny just has to keep the confusion from getting worse until the rest of the league gets back planet side. How bad could it be?

Or- the epic saga of misinformation and guesswork on culture that can only go hilariously.

[soupforsoup]

I don't debate who would've won when Terry was about to throw hands with Robby at the S4 AVT, because the image of The Terry Silver consistently feeling threatened enough by this three apples tall ball of childhood neglect and anger issues, to treat him the same as his main adult enemies (squaring up, making a point of laughing him off like "look how not threatened I am by you") is too hilarious to be a practical question.

In the story of Terry Silver, his biggest adversaries are a middle-aged New Jersey-Italian twunk, a barely functioning alcoholic, his own repressed homosexuality, a man who would rather go on a revenge quest on another continent for his old twink fling than confess his feelings for a woman, and a Literal Teenage Boy

[hell0mega]

thinking about robust public transportation and haven't gotten this out of my head: even if you wouldn't ride the bus, plenty of other people would. and not only does that help all those people, it helps you be safer in your car with less drivers around. win win

[dark-elf-writes]

Jareth watching Percy pull a gods domain straight from under her: Darling you are so attractive and I love you, but couldn’t you pick literally anywhere else to do this

Jareth: Bacchus was right there to drown in wine and you choose this moment?

Jareth: Don’t answer that I should have expected this.

Percy: *still actively drowning a goddess*

[killjoy-prince]

DAYBREAK MENTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 65 CHAPTERS!!! BABYGIRL I MISS YOUUUU

[leslieseveride]

i wonder what home videos tim and lucy are watching of each other right now.... 🥺🤧💔

[momotonescreaming]

lowkey obsessed with the domestic college stommy au that lives in my head

[uranium]

this show is kind of making me have a bit of a gender crisis. if i may be real

[dailyrickastley]

Once upon time in 1987...

[hoshigray]

hoshi~ i have a request for you. more like a question. between the jjk men who do you think would like megan thee stallion, please this is purely for my enjoyment.

Omg, noonie, this is such a cute and funny question!! As a mega Megan enjoyer, walk with me on this one, okie? Hehehe~ (yes, I did edit Gojo's face in that third photo, LMAO i was bored!!)

He wasn't the first person that came to mind, but out of the MEN, I'd say Gojo would be a proud Thee Stallion enjoyer—wait, here me out, hear me out‼️‼️You know those memes of those brawny gym dudes who you think are listening to heavy or aggressive metal, but they're actually listening to cute shit like the childhood theme songs? Picture that, but with tall ass Gojo taking the train, looking intimidating tapping his foot on the floor with headphones on... but he's really just vibing to Freaky Girls and Consistency😭 🎧🎶

you cannot tell me that man wouldn't have Pull Up Late, Ain't Equal, or Girls in the Hood as his ringtone 🫤🫤 (please, he'd sing along with the tune before answering the call LOOOL) he most definitely sang W.A.P and Don't Stop, verbatim, just to piss off or annoy Megumi 💀💀 but outside of the music, I think he'd like her regardless!! Like they share so much in common: tall, exercise, know they're the shit, AND they're both nerds (she loves anime and video games like him, and he loves Digimon)!!! oh yeah, he's def a Hottie inside and out 💁🏾‍♀️✨️✨️ omg stop he'd definitely have a poster of Tina Snow bc he likes how Megan looks with white hair 😭😭😭 oh God he loves her cosplays, but he'd suck his teeth when he sees she did one for Sukuna 🤭🤭 sorry Gojo bby

So yeah!!! While I believe some of the other men would give Megan a listen, either out of curiosity or they randomly stumble upon one of her songs, I think Gojo would dial his liking to more of an actual fan of hers, both in personality and lyrically 🙇🏾‍♀️💕 if he doesn't hum or mumble the lyrics to Ain't Equal or What's New at least once a day, he just might die no joke 🤷🏾‍♀️ wait actually imagine his VA actually singing the lyrics 💀💀 that'd be so cute and hilarious!!!

[banqanas]

If you’re like me and you want to workout while listening to exile songs

Please check out RYO Dance&Training channel. He has a playlist with 8 exile tribe songs

There are other users that makes workout routines based from exile tribe songs, but i love RYO’s videos the most because he uses the same dance steps from the original choreo for the chorus/hooks

It’s thanks to him I can dance along to JSB3 songs now 🕺

[hadesoftheladies]

hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.