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Man, I love glitch Pokemon

Precious gibberish children

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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ah yes. Dick and Balls Torture

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Wish we could customize how we block people

this one is allowed reblog my posts, but not allowed to add anything to my posts

this one is allowed to see my blog and reblog my posts like normal, but I don't want to see any of their awful posts

unlike button 👎 so you are aware of my displeasure

if enough mutuals vote together we can divorce that annoying mutual-in-law from our beloved mutual

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annabelle cane the woman you are

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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ive never in my life been peer pressured into vaping or smoking cigarettes or doing meth or whatever they tell u in dare but by GOD have i been peer pressured into trying coffee. "Just one sip bro" "It's good bro i swear" "It doesn't even taste that much like coffee" YES IT DOES youre just desensitized to it i will NEVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE fall for "it doesnt even taste like the thing it is" YOU CANT BREAK ME #DareToSayNo

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night

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An informational comic I drew last year for my Comics 2 class, reposting it to my new account (had to jump ship from the old one unfortunately) with some minor grammar changes and learned my lesson in adding watermarks! Happy early pride :)

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#194 (paldea) - #980. Unlike their johtonian cousin, the Clodsire line prefers wet mud and bogs to bathe on. They love getting mud on their trainers as a sign of love, and will get sad if you wash it off. Unfortunately, that mud is also very poisonous.

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?????

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various quotes

now directly in homestuck form

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do we fw the altar 🔥🔥🔥

YESSS SLAY