#they are my blorbo from my show

[artemis-pendragon]

Craziest shit about being a fandom blogger in these dark political times is scrolling back thru my recent posts like Oh we are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed. Oh hey, Blorbo from my Shows, I love that guy! :) We are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed.

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[squircatlies]

Get his ass, Gertrude.

[justarandombrit]

Probably missed a key one, but whatever

[mosslingg]

my contribution to the selfshipping community 🫡

[writeouswriter]

I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs

[hashtagloveloses]

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

[prokopetz]

My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they'd just be Starfire from Teen Titans' actual, legit word for that thing.

[fals3nd]

@starmore said ; tell me a story. / for the Captain !!!

"the artificer is more the storytelling sort, if you're looking for something entertaining," they jerk a thumb back towards their sibling. or - - - where their sibling was all of twenty seconds ago. when the captain turns to look at them, they're no longer there. great. that's a problem for later. " ... but in their ill advised absence i can give it my best shot." their smile is a little worn at the edges but still warm and friendly as a hand curls around a glass that contains nothing but soda water. "fair warning, i've been told my stories sound more like reports than anything by varying credible sources."

[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

As is tradition since polls were introduced in 2023, it is time for Gray's Blorbo Checkpoint! (please reblog for maximum blorbo interaction)

Notable Changes!

Traumatized Within and Without has been retired for this year due to winning for two consecutive years. It may return in future years. Both Smol categories have been combined into Pocket-size due to being confusing and receiving the fewest votes. (see 2024 results)

In the interest of fairness of results compared to past polls, this post has been blazed (since the last two were).

[jadecantcreate]

kremy has leg problems, gideon helps (little comic i had to get out of my head before i could work on anything else)

bonus:

if anyone can’t read the text:

gideon (2): alright, c’mere

kremy (2): wh—

kremy (3): what the hell, Gid?!

gideon (3): i’m tryna help you out here, man

kremy (3): put me down

gideon (3): no, at this rate you’ll trip and drown in the mud!

kremy (4): i swear on my momma, if you drop me— (proceeds to be almost dropped)

[kayshasiemens]

Rising from the dead to share this painting and then disappear again

I have spent over 90 hours of my life on this thing because I have had the brain rot for the last 2 years of my life (almost 20 if you count when I first read the comics) and it had to express itself somehow

Hope this dramatic bitch feels appreciated

(A Dream of Morpheus, handmade egg tempera on panel, 12x18 inches...if by any chance you'll be at SDCC or Gen Con, I'll be at booth 934/936 at the first one and Art Show #13 at the second one - come see the original, maybe get a print, or just yell/cry about Sandman with me?)

And here, have some more details - I had fun combining some favorite elements from both the comic and the show ♡

[cicaklah]

Reblog to help governor blorbo on his re-election campaign.

[justarandombrit]

The last poll absolutely blew up and that was very good for my ego, so here's the sequel nobody asked for.

[defectivegembrain]

Blorbo from my cancelled single season show from over a decade ago, that I am in retrospect glad the creator didn't get a chance to ruin like he ruined his bigger show, his marriage and his reputation