#guy is genderneutral btw

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[mitamicah]

June 6 2023 Okay, this is sort of a collab between this blog and my mainblog so no sign limits today.

Today’s headline is: Trans joy, gender euphoria and hyping up your fellow trans tumblr user through your tags

I feel like it is a somewhat well-known fact that rambling in the tags of a reblogged post is more than welcome. Heck I do it all the time, half because I cannot keep my mouth shut and half because I know how happy these tags can make me myself when getting the notifications. And it is the latter I will focus on here because you guys have no idea how much your tags have meant to me recently.

On June 15 I took a gamble by posting some pictures of me trying out outfits that reminded me of my Eurovision babies (Käärijä and Bojan). I’d felt amazing about quite a few of the pictures and seeing how well they were received by you guys made me want to share even more of my face and then started a spiral. A good spiral for once.

Since then I’ve found myself sharing more and more pictures, videos and silly thoughts from my daily life on my mainblog and reading your replies and tags in the reblogs have filled this trans masc heart with so much trans joy it has heighten whatever gender euphoria I felt at the moment.

So I want to showcase all those wonderful reblog tags I’ve gotten the past four weeks (and a few compliments in my ask box for my diary blog) to show you all what trans joy/gender euphoria can look like: sometimes it is something as simple as being hyped up by your fellow tumblr users. Thank you all so much <3

I never know how to respond to reblogs with tags like this because believe me I want to let you know I appreciate it more than you might know – so hopefully this will suffice <3

June 15 - Dressing room selfies

June 23 - Singing Cha Cha Cha

June 25 - Käärijä song

June 30 - Cutting my hair pt 1

July 4 - Cutting my hair pt 2

July 5 - Green hair showcase

(update: here’s the full version of @/darkerthanblack-666′s tags)

Thank you for cheering me on and for letting me share not only the troublesome trans experience but also the moments of trans joy. Micah out <3

[arlestial]

❝lavender haze❞

synopsis : Rin begged Ego to let you assist to one of his training games. But he wasn’t quite fond of your interactions with a certain player..

pairing : Rin Itoshi x genderneutral!reader •— Blue Lock

tw : A mix of fluff and comfort, with the slightest bit of angst (jealousy themes, possessiveness)

word count : 2700~ words

author-note : Hi !!! It's been so long, I missed writing so much... I finally passed my final exams, and I'm now in vacations; I’m going to Austria today. My blog is like- a blue lock obsession at this point lmao but ngl i like it that way. Btw, I’ve seen the movie and I'm just plain disappointed ? It was short asf, and the animation... well, we don't wanna talk about it. Reblogs and comments are highly appreciated :) sorry if it’s bad btw !! Anyway, take care of yourself ♡

A rare, smug smile appeared on RIN ITOSHI’s lips; a smile that immediately triggered his teammates, who looked at each other, dumbfounded. They weren’t used to observe him with such an expression written on his usual stern features; as soon as he left the locker rooms, whispers emerged in the sweaty air, begging for an explanation.

"No way he did," Isagi contested with a frown and a disapproving tone, much to Bachira’s dismay.

"I’ve seen it with my eyes," The other retorqued, "Believe me. He smiled, dude. I’ve never seen him smile before."

"We’re gonna get fired from Blue Lock. I swear— he wouldn’t be happy if it wasn’t terrible. He’s a sadist."

"No worries, my dear Isagi. We’re going to elucidate this mystery together," Bachira replied with a proud smirk of his own; Isagi sighed at his friend’s antics.

"Maybe it’s personal."

"It’s never personal enough for us not to be nosy !" The dual-haired boy nearly gasped, "Our duo is unstoppable."

With more or less desire to intrude Rin’s life, Isagi joined Bachira into a rather quick — and disappointing — mission, to solve the mystery around the cold-hearted guy’s smile, a smile they had the chance to witness.

"Ah. Itoshi asked Ego to let his partner see the next training game. I didn’t know he would be this enthusiastic once Ego accepted."

Anri’s revelation should’ve been a relief for the two men — they wouldn’t be expelled of the program. Thus, Isagi had been surprised and confused when he noticed Bachira’s quiet attitude.

"Aren’t you supposed to be delighted you discovered the truth ?", The raven-haired boy asked, curious, as they walked in the corridor to join their rooms again.

"I didn’t even have time to feel the thrill of the investigation," the other whined.

"At least we know he has a partner. It’s… let’s just say it’s surprising someone like him could ever get someone."

"Someone like me ?"

The sudden third voice scared the two men off, and they jumped. Of course, it was Rin. Always there at the worst moment. Isagi gulped.

"H-Hey, I didn’t mean it like that—"

"What Isagi was trying to say, is that we’re not picturing you as the lovey-dovey type of guy, you know ? Not a good boyfriend or something."

If Isagi could facepalm right now, he would, "Thank you for your help, Bachira, it’s even worse now", he replied in a murmur.

"Who said I couldn’t be the "lovey-dovey type of guy" ?", Rin huffed in his usual cold tone, "and a good boyfriend ?"

"Everyone," the two others responded at the same time. Rin rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"So, y’all just sat down and talk about who could be a good partner or not ? That’s probably why you’re still fucking losers at soccer."

Bachira held Isagi back, amused by his eagerness to show Rin "who’s the real loser between them". Rin walked away confidently, and above all, enlivened by Ego’s answer. He would be lying if he said he wasn’t looking forward to it, the butterflies already flying eagerly in his stomach in anticipation.

RIN ITOSHI’s belly butterflies died in an instant. It wasn’t fair. At all. He had been longing for you since weeks now, months even; he negotiated with Ego for who-knows-long, trying to find a way to make you come to a training game of his — so that he wouldn’t have to search for you in a huge crowd of exasperating, futile, and bland people. And here he was, watching you from afar talking with Isagi Yoichi. He cursed under his breath. This dude had nothing to do with you. He was nothing compared to Rin; a mere guy, with limited soccer skills and knowledge and experience and — why were you talking with him anyway ? When he was right there, waiting for you. The training have haven't even started yet, and playing with Isagi left a bitter taste in his mouth. He threw a hard glare in your direction, which you immediately noticed; you waved at him with a smile, and it nearly made him melt. It would've if he wasn't this upset in the first place. Bachira called for Isagi, and the raven-haired boy returned to the field with a smile. If he could, Rin would definitely wipe the smile off this random guy's face.

RIN ITOSHI tried not to let this affect him. But the prominent and everlasting burning sensation in his chest clouded his mind, making him loose his focus each time his eyes would fall on either Isagi, or you. And god knows how much he had missed you, how he needed to touch you now, to feel your skin just against his — to kiss you endlessly, and his gaze softened by pure reflex as he noticed you were staring at him. He felt guilty, to entertain such hideous resentment towards you, while you were just there for him, as beautiful as the day he left you in your shared apartment to join Blue Lock again after his short break. Was he jealous? It couldn't be. Why would he be jealous of Isagi? He was better than him in everything. Atter 45 minutes, when they all got a short break from the match, Rin refused to say a word. He was always rather quiet - but now, it felt a bit weird. He just stared at Isagi with a cold gaze, and the other boy frowned. When they had to join the field again, Isagi stopped Rin, a hand laying on his shoulder.

"Hey, is everything okay? If it's about the score of earlier, I already said -"

"Look," Rin cut out quickly, his tone slowly shifting to an irritated one, "I don't want to hear your fucking voice."

Isagi's brows were now even more furrowed in confusion,

"What the.. I did nothing bad, dude. If you're upset, that's not my problem. Deal with your childish feelings alone, I don't know."

Childish feelings ? It was deeper than that. Much to Rin's own surprise, he grabbed Isagi's collar, dragging him closer with a menacing look. He didn't know, did he ? How much Rin loved you, how much he required your whole attention. Maybe it was childish indeed, selfish even, to desire to be your whole world. The only one you would ever think about. If he could make you his forever, he would; and at the same time, you had every right to talk to other people, be friends with anyone, you were free after all. But that wouldn’t rub out the aching feeling in his heart, seeing you smile with someone else, having a good time with someone who wasn’t him. Maybe because in the very end, he was scared of losing you. Of you, finally realizing you deserved far better than what he could give you. He was distant, sometimes. He hurt you too much, argued with you on futile things, left for Blue Lock for months, he was a huge mess, and still, you wanted him. It was a mystery for Rin, but he wouldn’t ever complain. He was too engrossed in your love and affection, and somehow, even if he knew it was fundamentally wrong, he’d never wish for you to realize what you truly deserved. Because it wasn’t him. And he couldn’t bare to see you enjoying your life with someone else other than him.

"I’m going to end your pathetic and meaningless existence so quickly you won’t have time to take another breath," Rin spat sharply, "I’ll politely advice you not to approach them ever again — don’t want your disgusting germs to infect them, understood ?"

With these words, Rin yanked him away and joined the field, leaving a widened-eyed Isagi behind him. As soon as the game ended, the whole Blue Lock team began gathering their water bottles, heading to the locker rooms. Rin stayed behind, since he wanted to spend some time with you before your departure. When you both were finally alone, you walked down the stairs, and Rin immediately engulfed you in his arms. One hand was grabbing your side, the other resting on the back of your head, pulling you close. He sighed, inhaling your familiar perfume — it was his favorite, the one he gifted you recently — and pressed a delicate kiss to the crown of your head.

"I missed you so much," He declared, or more precisely, complained, and you chuckled, embracing him just as tightly.

"And I missed you even more," you responded, loosening your embrace to look at him. He could die for this fond look in the depths of your irises. You didn’t have to ask; his hands reached for your cheeks, tilting your head backwards to kiss you gently, yet, eagerly, a pleading for your tenderness. You kissed him back, amused by his move. He was usually the reserved type, especially in public — even if the whole stadium was empty now. Your lips parted to welcome his tongue inside, deepening the kiss even more, a slow dance mimicking his need for you. He kissed your forehead softly when you two broke away from one another.

"What happened earlier ? With Isagi. I thought you were gonna fight."

The question tensed him. Of course you had to bring it up. He stroked your cheek delicately, as if you’d shatter if he wasn’t careful enough.

"Nothing, love, don’t worry. I was just—"

"He told me about it, Rin."

You cut him, and he winced. Ah. That was a problem. He swore he discerned a tint of disappointment in your eyes, but it faded away too rapidly for him to search for it again.

"I thought we said no lies between us."

"I know, darling", he could only mutter. You gently took his wrists, then his hands, intertwining your fingers together.

"Am I not reassuring you enough, Rin ? I won’t ever leave you. Especially not for a guy I just met. You know that."

"More than enough," the memory of your smile and laugh when Isagi cracked a joke made him sigh, "it’s hard to believe sometimes. That’s all."

You nodded; with his lack of self-esteem, how was he supposed to believe you, anyway ? It was a constant fight against the insecurities crawling in the pit of his soul, however, you would never let them win. He suffered enough alone, now that you were there with him, you’d be in the frontlines.

"But it’s still true. I’m lucky to have you, Rin. Maybe one day you’d finally recognize that."

At this moment, he wanted to tell you he was lucky to have you, but he didn’t dare, especially not when he saw you reaching for him again, your arms around his neck. He let himself drown in your arms and comfort, soothed by your heartbeat — at this very precise instant, he swore his heart was beating for you. And if you wanted it on a silver plate, he’d gladly do so.

"I’m sure his joke wasn’t even that funny."

You chuckled, "maybe not better than yours, I must admit."

Not far away, two boys were spying on the scene; their investigation had been more successful than what they ever hoped for, "maybe he’s not that bad, after all."

"I thought he was going to choke me to death."

"Oh, he could."

RIN ITOSHI was a possessive man. Somewhere, he wanted you to rely on him, and him only — to be the only source of your happiness. He never had something to call his; you were the first. And he fully intended you to be the last.

[silverysnake]

five comfort characters, five tags

got tagged by both @pumpking64 and @daency (thanks guys (genderneutral)) so i decided to start a new one :)

Vincent Ross - Polizeiruf Swiecko/Frankfurt/Brandenburg (honestly there are too many options)

Crowley - Good Omens (Neil Gaiman took away the comfort but I’m just kinda trying to ignore that)

Kyla/Rain/Lucy/Hope - Slated series by Teri Terry (was super obsessed with the books when i was like thirteen and honestly i’ve read them more often than i can count. definitely need to read them again soon) (i’m talking about one character here btw she just goes through multiple names throughout the story)

Loki (not mcu exactly, more like the idea of him and how he’s being interpreted across different media while still kinda keeping his core aspects from mythology?! idk i’m just fascinated by him and how his character is always so different but also the same depending on the interpretation)

Klaus Hargreeves - Umbrella Academy (good vibe, amazing style, can see ghosts (and i’m fascinated by the concept of ghosts) so yeah, he’s great)

Tags: @shadow-of-a-cloud @neverland-in-space @lyxchen @ancient-namess @homoromoacecase

[bermudianabroad]

So after talking with @amreekiyakasuula about accents, I figured I do a little summin summin about Bermudian accents and phrases. Also because Cup Match is coming up (click for cultural context: tldl version it’s a cricket match between east and west ends of the island in celebration of Emancipation. Four day weekend, people camp*1, you can gamble*2 and much swizzle*3 is drunk). It’s been yuuurs (years) since I went and I guess I’ve just been bit by the nostalgia bug (go St Georges btw; I’m a east end girl, true blue on blue). And one more video for a range of different voices. It is 8 mins long and about local cricket so don’t feel you have to watch any of it the whole thing lol. 

 Anyway. Here we go.

First of all you can’t get by without ya acebye/acegirl. Nothing to do with sexuality, your acebye/acegirl is your main man (genderneutral), your best gal pal, platonically speaking. The person that will alway have your back. Term of affection, also scathing and derogatory when speaking of a stranger whose behaviour you do not condone: for instance,‘What you doing, acegirl?’ you might say to someone driving erratically, you voice dripping with condescension. ‘Acebye is getting on my last drop of nerve,’ you’ll say when the electrician fails to turn up when he said he would for the fifth time in a row. Not to be confused with ‘bye’ which is a kind of Bermudian filler for ‘man’, ‘dude’ etc. ‘Those guys over there,’ would become ‘Them byes over there.’ (or ‘dem’ and ‘dur’, since “th” becomes d or f but let’s not go into that right now.)

Onliest. More than only, profoundly only. ‘I was the onliest one at acebye’s comedy show.’ For a completely random example, not at all based in reality. (A lie: this happened to me at the Edinburgh Fringe one time. It was awkward. Being the onliest one there, I couldn’t leave lol).

Well, (but said drawn out like vooow). Gooder than good. Usually in the context of delicious food. ‘Bye, she tastes well,’ you say, monching down on your fish sandwich. Delicious food, like a ship, is always female.

Mug. So shit it’s beneath your contempt. Not worth the time or effort to even explain why it’s shit. Also anything that’s a hassle or a minor inconvenience.

The Other Day. A period of time that could span 24 hours or 70 years. ‘Oh I went to the supermarket the other day (day before yesterday)’; ‘Oh, I was in New York the other day (27 years ago)’.

To mice. To daydream, to lack situational awareness. Micing or Myscing. Take your pick of the spelling.

Full hot (and fullish); to be inebriated (and foolish). See also half hot, for when you still retain some semblance of sober propriety. See also three sheets to de wind.

[A brief note on letters when speaking:  sometimes ‘e’ becomes ‘a’; ‘w’ is swapped out for ‘v’; ‘th’ can be ‘d’ or ‘f’ (Vans-dee for Wednesday; Furs-dee for Thursday; ‘de’ instead of ‘the’). ]

Vexed. Not best pleased. Grumpy as fuck. (thickest accents would say it like ‘waxt’ lol.)

Fack. For when you’re in polite company and can’t say fuck. Also chingas/cheekumburgers for when children are present.

Ax. the process of inquiring to ascertain an answer. As in, you axt me about Bermudianisms and I answered. :) 

*1. camping = put a tent up by the side of the road and drive back home to shower and use the toilet, get in a little sneaky AC use when it gets too hot.

*2. gambling is illegal, but during cup match you can play Crown and Anchor which is a dice game based solely on luck. No skill required which is great considering everyone is full hot on...

*3. a truly leathal rum based fruit punch. It goes down easy, and bye she tastes well. I’ve linked you lot a recipe here. Not responsible for any decisions you make make whilst three sheets.

[yandere-metal-family]

You should add what you do not and write smut for on your pinned or something. I love your account btw💜

I'm not good at writing smut tbh, so like IDC what you send. I guess I would age up characters, but I won't do characters x characters. You can send any request you guys want tbh and if I don't want to do it, I'll just delete it. I'm also more of either a female reader [Includes MTF/Trans Women] or genderneutral, but not any male readers, because I just don't like writing for men tbh. [Though this is just me personally. And I'm like that on all my blogs. Sometimes people get mad about this, and that's fine, but it is MY blog.]

I've never really come across a NSFW request on any of my blogs that made me uncomfortable, but I'm comfortable with quite a lot. Just take a shot in the dark and I might do it.

LONG STORY SHORT: I don't have lots of experience in writing smut, so I don't know what I wouldn't do.

[rzyraffek]

Fallout4 characters with trans s/o

Swf headcanons, he/him pronouns

(Also its more about their s/o coming out to them and proces of transision)

Preston: this boi will support the hell out of you, will give you cuddles and cute complements ^^ He would borrow you one of his coats if you dont have any nice masculine outfits, but if u still like wearning feminine stuff he still sees you as pretty as ever. If somone is mean to you he wont get physical but He will let them know that they are not welcame

Nick Valentine: he understands you the most, he met some asholes that probably misgendered him and acted rude Just becasue he looks a little diffrent. But he will ban you from using drugs and smoking due to him worring about ur mental and physical health

Hancock: this guy has queer radar, he knew before he met you. Will still call you sunshine and hun but those are genderneutral so its alright. If somone is mean to you they are banned from goodneighbor, and btw they are already probably dead. Also you need a good timing to came out to him because he may be too drugged to understand (not that its compliaced, more because he doesnt even know what language you are using atm)

Catsworth- he is speedruning pronoun change, like you come out and next second he uses he/him like good robo frend he is💖 he wont ask any quesions bcs he aready knowwws😎

MacCready: imagine this scenario. You-Robert im Transgender Robert:A transformer🥺🥺🥺 You need to explain what it is, i mean he knows the idea he just never met any transgender person. I headcanon him as bisexual so theres no diffrence for him, he still loves you as much as before😊(bonus points if you have more platonic relationship with him and he will act like dad trying to teach his son some typical men-like activities for exampl how to chop Wood, how to fix a radio ect(even if you already know this stuff))

Paladyn Danse: this boi will be soo supportive^^ And super defensive if somone is mean, he wont do anything but He will intimidate them😎idk and idc what B.O.S thinks about le transgender people. Bcs Danse is in his rebel phase he doenst care either😈

Piper:our supportvite queen will go to library and try to find some books about trans people Just to impress you. If she cant find and good stuff she will Just go ask u stuff :) will bully anyone mean to u

Gage:He does not care, dont get me wrong, as long as you do your job he will respect you and think ur the coolest baddas ever. Of course He respect ur pronouns and If anyone misgender you, he will commit crimes (or snich to their boss if they are fellow raider) (if u are on testosteron he will do a tutorial how to shave)

[echoo-location]

Sleepy Bois Inc x FranBow!Reader

In-game AU Part 2/2 PT.1 (!Discontinued!)

Plantonic!SBI x Young!Reader (10/11 years old) Headcanons

Genderneutral reader (they/them) 💜

INFO; If you haven't played or seen game play of Fran Bow then you can skip this if you'd like. If you don't care then go ahead. Summary; Basically if you've seen/played the game you should know how this goes, you take place of Fran. So you go/went through the same things she did and you still have Mr. Midnight. This takes place while Fran is still in the mental hospital and then got teleported near the SBI. If I get any info wrong, I'm sorry! I rewatched Markiplier's game play so it shouldn't be way off. P.s not everything is described the same.

(^ art by sunquids on twt)

CW/TW: mentions/includes of cussing, food/not eating properly, screaming, murder, death threats(?)

First Impressions

Philza

Was terrified honestly-

Thought you were dead at first

Mans was just walking around with his son when he heard a thud

Was 1000% not expecting a kid and a cat

Even worse when he tried to get closer the cat got defensive and swatted it’s claws at him

And when you woke up-

Oh boy-

You barely acknowledged him and picked up the cat

Which btw, the damn cat changed so quickly- it perked up and was all happy and shit

The sudden anger to happiness gave him whiplash the poor guy

Then when you started crying which that scared him to

But either way he wanted to help you

Blame the father instincts ig-

He saw the way you looked thinner and not in the way as in ‘I was born with a fast metabolism/naturally like that’ but in the way of ‘I haven’t gotten proper food in a while’

(Btw if you are a plus-sized reader, the same goes for you. I don’t want to specify anything, especially body types. But he could tell you haven’t eaten actual food :) bc we all know that asylum food is shit)

He also saw the way you lowkey gaped at his wings but shh-

^ Lowkey feels prideful about it but you didn't hear it from me-

He really tried to approach you as calmly as possible to not scare you

Can I also mention that when he saw how dull your eyes were he felt his heart shatter

He also physically winced when he heard you speak for the first time

Honestly got lost in thought with a bunch of concerns, worries and shit

Final Thoughts;

Thinks you're absolutely adorable

Wants to punt whoever left you here

Lowkey scared of your cat

Technoblade

At first did not care

Like at all

Also thought you were dead at first

Still didn’t care

But the more he examined you when you first met

There’s something about you that kinda…

Clicked?

Idk

But yeah

Was ticked off when you talked back but also impressed

Like he’s Technoblade, The Blood God.

Usually whenever he makes eye contact with people- especially kids

They cower, scream, panic and ect.

But you didn’t waver

But either way, he’s still very skeptical.

Will absolutely stay on guard with you around

Unless you don’t give him reason to

If the some of the voices are right

He will dropkick murder you

So just keep quiet about it for now, okay?

He actually kinda finds you interesting

He doesn’t know why, he just does

Maybe it’s your mannerisms but eh

Just watch yourself around him

He’s so stiff and stern around you to the point that you think you won’t wake up the next morning

Final Thoughts;

Still really iffy about you

Get's the most ill vibe from you

Wants the voices to stfu about how 'cute' you were

TommyInnit

Ima be completely honest with you-

He screamed.

Like as soon as he made eye contact with your bloodshot eyes

He just full on screamed

You don’t know what you did to scare the poor teen

But I guess you’ll never know

And ima be honest with you again

He doesn’t either.

Maybe it was the way your eyes bore into his when he first saw you

Lowkey thought you were half dead or a zombie or some shit

You just looked so…

Dead…?

You kinda looked like a doll to him

He’s not a fan of dolls

Will he apologize for screaming the first time ya’ll met?

Because that is lowkey rude to do-

Yes but actually no-

He feels bad but he’s got to much of a stick up his ass to apologize directly

But he’ll make it up to you one day

I hope-

But other than that

He’s happy to not be the youngest one around tho

Final Thoughts;

Still thinks you look like a creepy doll

Gets this vibe from you but can’t put his finger on it

Lowkey wants to take you out on an adventure and maybe introduce you to Tubbo

Wilbur

He was actually in his room chilling

Practising his guitar for a new song he wrote

He was vibing

Then he heard a scream

Thought a cat or smt was being murdered

So he rushed downstairs expecting a dead animal or shit

Turns out it was just his younger brother

Was gonna scold him but he saw you and your cat

That btw, you were holding him in such a cute way and looked at him with these doe eyes

Mentally, emotionally and physically awed

Your farming his aw’s hold on a sec-

He’s in love omg-

Please he’s already thinking about doing sibling shit with you

He knows his dad will adopt you even if he said ‘They're staying here for a while before they go back home.'

Wil knows that’s a lie and you’ll be staying here for a lot longer

With your consent ofc

Either way finds you adorable, smol and just

You’re baby

To him, you’re baby

Final Thoughts;

You're baby

Wonders if you like music

But also gets a weird vibe from you

Bonus;

The Voices

Oh boy-

So many different opinions

Some want you dead

Some want to hug you

Some want your cat

Some hate your cat

It’s all a mess

But let’s focus on the positive ones-

A lot of them are still chanting ‘protecc tiny bean’

Some are talking about you, others the cat

‘protecc tiny beans’

Is now what they decided to chant

They love you bby dw

Even the harsher ones, they love you

They just don’t show it

For the ones who really want you dead and shit

They’ll warm up

At least I hope so

But they don’t get the chance to say more mean shit like wanting you dead

Because those voices are getting attacked by your fans

Yes, your fans

They’ve nominated themselves as your fans

Yes, they do fight for who’s the number one fan

Final Thoughts;

If Philza likes you then they do (for the most part-)

Protecc tiny beans?

Protecc tiny beans.

Feel free to submit suggestions for this series! Could just be headcanons, reactions to ___, or anything!

Taglist; @killermich-blog | @cl0udy-grey | @roxy3457 @itsberrydreemurstuff | @shuriosansshitposts @frowningsmiles | @muchrooomm | @novelist2 | @xx-smiley-xx Lmk if you want to be added!

[lovely-echoo]

Sleepy Bois Inc x FranBow!Reader

In-game AU

Part 2/? PT.1

Plantonic!SBI x Young!Reader

(10/11 years old)

Headcanons

Genderneutral reader (they/them) 💜

INFO; If you haven't played or seen game play of Fran Bow then you can skip this if you'd like. If you don't care then go ahead.

Summary; Basically if you've seen/played the game you should know how this goes, you take place of Fran. So you go/went through the same things she did and you still have Mr. Midnight. This takes place while Fran is still in the mental hospital and then got teleported near the SBI.

If I get any info wrong, I'm sorry! I rewatched Markiplier's game play so it shouldn't be way off.

P.s not everything is described the same.

(^ art by sunquids on twt)

CW/TW: mentions/includes of cussing, food/not eating properly, screaming, murder, death threats(?)

First Impressions

Philza

Was terrified honestly-

Thought you were dead at first

Mans was just walking around with his son when he heard a thud

Was 1000% not expecting a kid and a cat

Even worse when he tried to get closer the cat got defensive and swatted it’s claws at him

And when you woke up-

Oh boy-

You barely acknowledged him and picked up the cat

Which btw, the damn cat changed so quickly- it perked up and was all happy and shit

The sudden anger to happiness gave him whiplash the poor guy

Then when you started crying which that scared him to

But either way he wanted to help you

Blame the father instincts ig-

He saw the way you looked thinner and not in the way as in ‘I was born with a fast metabolism/naturally like that’ but in the way of ‘I haven’t gotten proper food in a while’

(Btw if you are a plus-sized reader, the same goes for you. I don’t want to specify anything, especially body types. But he could tell you haven’t eaten actual food :) bc we all know that asylum food is shit)

He also saw the way you lowkey gaped at his wings but shh-

^ Lowkey feels prideful about it but you didn't hear it from me-

He really tried to approach you as calmly as possible to not scare you

Can I also mention that when he saw how dull your eyes were he felt his heart shatter

He also physically winced when he heard you speak for the first time

Honestly got lost in thought with a bunch of concerns, worries and shit

Final Thoughts;

Thinks you're absolutely adorable

Wants to punt whoever left you here

Lowkey scared of your cat

Technoblade

At first did not care

Like at all

Also thought you were dead at first

Still didn’t care

But the more he examined you when you first met

There’s something about you that kinda…

Clicked?

Idk

But yeah

Was ticked off when you talked back but also impressed

Like he’s Technoblade, The Blood God.

Usually whenever he makes eye contact with people- especially kids

They cower, scream, panic and ect.

But you didn’t waver

But either way, he’s still very skeptical.

Will absolutely stay on guard with you around

Unless you don’t give him reason to

If the some of the voices are right

He will dropkick murder you

So just keep quiet about it for now, okay?

He actually kinda finds you interesting

He doesn’t know why, he just does

Maybe it’s your mannerisms but eh

Just watch yourself around him

He’s so stiff and stern around you to the point that you think you won’t wake up the next morning

Final Thoughts;

Still really iffy about you

Get's the most ill vibe from you

Wants the voices to stfu about how 'cute' you were

TommyInnit

Ima be completely honest with you-

He screamed.

Like as soon as he made eye contact with your bloodshot eyes

He just full on screamed

You don’t know what you did to scare the poor teen

But I guess you’ll never know

And ima be honest with you again

He doesn’t either.

Maybe it was the way your eyes bore into his when he first saw you

Lowkey thought you were half dead or a zombie or some shit

You just looked so…

Dead…?

You kinda looked like a doll to him

He’s not a fan of dolls

Will he apologize for screaming the first time ya’ll met?

Because that is lowkey rude to do-

Yes but actually no-

He feels bad but he’s got to much of a stick up his ass to apologize directly

But he’ll make it up to you one day

I hope-

But other than that

He’s happy to not be the youngest one around tho

Final Thoughts;

Still thinks you look like a creepy doll

Gets this vibe from you but can’t put his finger on it

Lowkey wants to take you out on an adventure and maybe introduce you to Tubbo

Wilbur;

He was actually in his room chilling

Practising his guitar for a new song he wrote

He was vibing

Then he heard a scream

Thought a cat or smt was being murdered

So he rushed downstairs expecting a dead animal or shit

Turns out it was just his younger brother

Was gonna scold him but he saw you and your cat

That btw, you were holding him in such a cute way and looked at him with these doe eyes

Mentally, emotionally and physically awed

Your farming his aw’s hold on a sec-

He’s in love omg-

Please he’s already thinking about doing sibling shit with you

He knows his dad will adopt you even if he said ‘They're staying here for a while before they go back home.'

Wil knows that’s a lie and you’ll be staying here for a lot longer

With your consent ofc

Either way finds you adorable, smol and just

You’re baby

To him, you’re baby

Final Thoughts;

You're baby

Wonders if you like music

But also gets a weird vibe from you

Bonus;

The Voices

Oh boy-

So many different opinions

Some want you dead

Some want to hug you

Some want your cat

Some hate your cat

It’s all a mess

But let’s focus on the positive ones-

A lot of them are still chanting ‘protecc tiny bean’

Some are talking about you, others the cat

‘protecc tiny beans’

Is now what they decided to chant

They love you bby dw

Even the harsher ones, they love you

They just don’t show it

For the ones who really want you dead and shit

They’ll warm up

At least I hope so

But they don’t get the chance to say more mean shit like wanting you dead

Because those voices are getting attacked by your fans

Yes, your fans

They’ve nominated themselves as your fans

Yes, they do fight for who’s the number one fan

Final Thoughts;

If Philza likes you then they do (for the most part-)

Protecc tiny beans?

Protecc tiny beans.

Feel free to submit suggestions for this series! Could just be headcanons, reactions to ___, or anything!

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[luna-writes-stuff]

OMG I saw your requests were open so, if you don't mind, what about a human (t/n) with bad insomnia? (this has been happening since I was 16, now I'm 20)

I can only sleep if I take pills but I feel really fatigue when I wake up, this mostly ends with a terrible headache in the afternoon (maybe that's why I look like an angry tired racoon all day😔👊🏻). I can guess Middle Earth would be like a nightmare to me. Scalp massages sometimes work.

Could you do headcanons or an scenario with Thorin and Fili?

Feel free to reject it!

Btw: I love you posts! ❤️

Insomnia, Thorin Oakenshield

I’m sorry but I only write for one character at a time. Otherwise it might slow down the other requests. I chose Thorin (felt like it fit with your profile ;) )

Headcanons, genderneutral s/o

Tw: Insomnia, mentions of medicines, everyone lives!AU, established relationship, fluff???

- Your sleeping problems had been no secret to the company. Gandalf had managed to get you to sleep thanks to his wizard resources, but when he left, you were without sleep.

- You had only taken a small box from home with your sleeping meds, since Gandalf told you you would barely need them.

- But now he was gone, and the Mirkwood dungeons were pure horror for you. Sleep couldn’t find you at all. You were exhausted and spent, but you couldn’t bring yourself to doze off. You had tried, really, but you were incapable.

- The elves had taken everything from the company, including your pills, even as the company threatened the pointy ears.

- Thorin had usually always been by your side and made sure you took your meds on time, helping you in the mornings.

- But now he was left with seeing you in pain and struggle. This poor guy had even begged the elves to make you stay with him, but they paid him no heed.

- So when you did finally escape the woods and Bard found you, you had nearly collapsed out of exhaustion. At his home, Oin managed to create a make-shift medicine for you. It wasn’t half as strong as you would like, but it would at least get you to sleep.

- But as I said, it wasn’t half as strong as you had wished. Your headaches grew worse and the tiredness just couldn’t seem to disappear.

- When the mountain had finally been reclaimed, more medics and merchants traveled to Erebor, finally granting you access to new medicines.

- Thorin and Oin made sure you had the best of the best, not settling for anything less than what you had before.

- But it was no miracle worker. The headaches grew lesser and the fatigue wasn’t half as bad as before, but it wasn’t like everything had disappeared. It was an improvement, but not the best.

- Yet, you were satisfied, happy to finally sleep well again.

- In the mornings, Thorin always made sure to stay beside you, letting you snooze for a while with him, holding you close as his hands ran through your hair.

- He would slowly wake you up and offer you a glass of water, which was almost a ritual for him. He found it very important to drink in the morning, claiming it helped you warm up to the day easier and making it less likely to fall back asleep.

- When the headaches did come back around, he made sure you took your painkillers, putting you in a quiet place with little distractions. Often, his sister would come to visit you to keep you company, talking about anything and everything.

- Whenever he had time for you around royal business, he was practically attached at your hip, always following you around and making sure you were okay.

- He knew how much braiding your hair soothed you (almost as much as it soothed him), so he’d always play with it, occasionally offering you a scalp massage if the headaches became too much to handle.

- He’d have a cold rag to the front of your head, causing relaxation to enter your body yet again. He knew it would never be perfect, but he truly does the best he can.

- He just wants to spoil his partner, making sure they are okay at all times. He will do literally anything for you. Anything to make things easier for you or to help you.

- It’s really funny how he can go from stern king to soft husband. And he can do it with a simple snap of his fingers. Only for you.

[harunayuuka2060]

If it's okay, can you make a really pretty genderneutral Courtesan!MC 👀 something like this hehe

(this is a guy undercovering for info gathering, btw, but he's like 20 times prettier that anyone 😔)

Courtesan!MC

*first arrival*

The boys: ...

Asmo: A courtesan?

Mammon: Oh! You mean those expensive prostitutes?

MC: *swiftly throws daggers at Mammon*

Mammon: *almost got hit by them* Ahh! What's wrong with you?!

MC: *giggles* Pardon my rudeness. I am indeed, a courtesan. The embodiment of beauty and arts.

Satan: You insulted them, Mammon.

Mammon: Sorry... I didn't mean to.

MC: *makes a sad, but still beautiful expression* Will anyone explain to me why I am here?

Diavolo: *clears throat* You have chosen to be our new exchange student.

MC: *bats their eyelashes* *makes a somewhat pain expression* A school?

Lucifer: Yes.

MC: *looks at Lucifer* But I am not confident that I would be able to adapt to this kind of environment.

Lucifer: We're going to help you.

Belphie: First day and you're hitting on the human.

Lucifer: *blushes* I'm not!

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Beel: MC, why are you always modest?

MC: Courtesans always act like this, Beel.

Beel: But why?

MC: To conceal any threat. *smiles*

Beel: Oh.

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Asmo: *in a courtesan outfit*

MC: Let me do your hair and makeup.

Asmo: My~ Are you going to make me more beautiful?

MC: *covers their mouth before they laugh modestly* You're being selfish, Asmo.

Asmo: *shocked* Eh?! I am not! I'm simply asking!

MC: Well then... *lightly brush their fingertips on to his cheek* I will make you my art.

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Mammon: Do you think courtesans will like me?

MC: Hmm... *looks at him from head to toe* Physically, yes. But economically, you're unfortunate.

Mammon: !!!

[kanohivolitakk]

Miserix!

YOOO I was hoping someone would send me Miserix for the ask game. He's one of my favorite characters ever since I was a wee lass yet I almost never talk about him for one reason or another. So this is good opportunity to give my Miserix related thoughts.

Content warning for suicide mention in one of the last points btw.

For starters, I find Miserix to be a rather interesting character. This is due to his backstory of being the disgraced former leader of Makuta who was overthrown by Teri and being exiled, desiring. Miserix has this...certain aura of intrigue and mystery due has this...aura of mystery and superiority surrounding him. He isnt a mysterious character by any stretch of imagination, but he def has a vibe of mystery to him.

I love his design so much...Hes a big large dragon with such a kickass design, can you say no to that. I also love how he was designed by a 12 year old girl.

Speaking of...CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE HOW MISERIX CANONICALLY HAS HIS DEFAULT FORM BEING A GIANT RED DRAGON BECAUSE HE FEELS THAT WILL GIVE HIM A SENSE LF SUPERIORITY (+ he likes dragons and feels comfortable in being a dragon form as such). This is why I love this dragon man so much, talk about a chad.

One of the reasons Miserix sticks with me is because of him being one of the few truly neutral characters in the series. Like sure he is a big angry dragon who hates Teridax and wants it all to be destroyed but I don't necessarily think he's evil per say, just someone whose mind was warped by revenge (and even if youd count him as a villain hes different from most other villains). Helps a lot that the object of his revenge was the main villain by say.

Him being an angry dragon who wants revenge is so fucking cathartic and I love it. Since like, sometimes you just want to go apeshit at those who hurt you, ya know. You Miserix, kill Terry like you want to!! Again what a chad!!!

Miserix is one of the most tragic characters in the series when you dissect him. Like, guy was loyal to his duty and mission, was betrayed by his most trusted lietnuant and then almost killed. And that betrayal and isolation degraded his mind to the point he's jusr a mindless beast who wants revenge at this point. And its so sad, especially when you wonder how much he changed due to these experiences.

Speaking of....I think about pre!exile Miserix a lot. Given how the Miserix we see in canon is...heavily affected by Teridax betrayal I wonder what he was before that. What did he value, how did he operate the Brotherhood? Was he deeply focused in his duty or did he have time for other interests and having meaningful relationships? What was his relationship with Teridax like before the latter betrayed him? What about the rest of the Brotherhood? How much did he change, did he have any values or was he just a mindless rage monster? There's so much room for interpretationand speculation and to headcanon and I love that.

The mainthing I can think of is... Pre!Exile Miserix is very driven by duty. Like, in Mutran Chronicles its made clear how he was very invested in his duty and believed in balance and order. It made him having this sense of ...goodness I guess??? Or at the very least that his arrogance was kept in check unlike the rest of the Makuta.

When I was younger I was very "UWU Miserix was good the other Makuta were evil f*cktwits who betrayed him" for a very long time but honestly rereading Mutran Chronicles made me realize that while he certainly had some kind of moral code he was messed up too (see how he convinced Takadox to act as a spy). Like, Miserix was like, lawful neutral at best (chaotic good if you want to stretch it) Def had a moral code to an extent but was not above shady actions.

Speaking of...I kiiinda ship Miserix/Takadox because of those lines that established Miserix hired Takadox to act as Barraki spy in Mutran Chronicles. Like the way Takadox looked at Miserix with concern when the Barraki were leaving the meeting w the BOM just really made me interested in their dynamic despite the fact we know NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT IT. but the little we know gives so much potential for them to hacing a really interesting dynamic. Its a shame that Takadox yeeted off in FOF before he could interactwith his former emplyoer, it wouldve given interesting insight into the two.

I aggressively headcanon that Miserix was the first Makuta ever created, and possibly one of Mata Nuis first creations [since iirg MN created the Makuta while Great Spirits and Artakha created most of the GSR species ]

As a kid I seriously thought Miserix was a girl for a while because his name + design were kinda feminine for my child mind fsr. Because of this misconception I had of him as a child, I have ended up in headcanoning him as nonbinary (either genderfluid or bigender to be more specific, leaning towards the latter tbh). He would more or less default to he/him pronouns due to being more used to them but wouldn't mind being refered with feminine or genderneutral pronouns. That being said, he would probably be VERY against being refered with it/its pronouns due to seeing it as dehumanizing.

Also on a "baby me saw Miserix design as androgynous" I heavily hc his voice as androgynous too. Angry, low and booming yes, but in a way that doesn't sound too masculine. This is tve main reason I'm mixed on his voice in the Ignition stop motion: its too masculine for my taste (that being said the voice sounds super jnique and I always hcd Miserix having a rather unique sounding voice soo)

Break from headcanons and thoughts to say: MISERIX HAS SOME OF THE MOST BADASS LINES IN THE SERIES. So much of his lines are so badass and he def has a lot of my favorite quotes in series. Just so much confidence and badassness oozing him.

I find the fact Miserix was turned into a painting by Teridax incredibly funny. Also cant believe paintings are canon in Bionicle.

I think about post-canon Miserix a lot. Now that Teridax is dead, what now? Where would he go there? Would he still be rage-filled monster ,now just having no purpose for his rage? Or would he just wander purposlessly,feeling like theres no reason for him to exist? Regardless, there would be this emptiness... At some point Miserix whole existence became fixated on Teridax so like....When Teri died it was kinda..what then. Post canon Miserix is by far one of the more interesting post canon characters given how much it wouldve affected him. Eh, knowing how Greg writes hed either done "Miserix is driven mad/still rage filled" in the laziest way possible, come up some really stupid and convoluted thing that was out of tje blue or have him being killed off by Velika or one of his cronies instead of exploring his character in any meaninful way.

On a related note, can we talk about how its canon that in one universe Miserix loosing his purpose made him so depressed he killed himself? I think about that sometimesand just...man guy really was driven by having a duty and purpose.Again, makes me wonder what happened with prime!timeline Miserix post canon.

All in all ,Miserix is great and criminally underrated. Hes both a character thats incredibly simple(angry dragon who wants to kill Teridax) but has potential for complexity in him thanks to all the potential his story has. His story is a tragic one, being given a duty he was willing to commit to his fullest, only to be betrayed by his kind and casted away, this slowly turning him into a rage-obsessed monster we see today.Miserix is such a great and interesting character, and I wish more of the fandom paid attention to him.

[billyspotato]

Can you do a dating JJ Maybank hc like you did with Rafe please?

A/N: I didn’t know if you wanted a short!reader HC or just a dating HC. So I made this one. I’m sorry it sucks...

Words: 582 words

Type: Fluff [HC]

Warning: English is not my first language, sorry if a misspelled anything. (GenderNeutral!Reader)

Dating JJ Maybank...

A/N: Gif’s not mine :)

- A lot of your friends wouldn’t really like him in the beginning of your relationship;

- Like come on, the guy is known by pointing a gun at someone in a party and smoking;

- JJ wouldn’t pressure you into anything though, such as drinking, smoking and other things;

- And even after you tell that to your friends, it would take a while for them to warm up to the idea of him;

- But anyways…

- Let’s be honest here;

- JJ is a cuddler;

- I don’t care what you say, he likes every single bit of affection coming from you;

- I’m talking about hugs when he sees you, hugs from behind while you talk to somebody else, hugs when you say goodbye… Hugs in general;

- The guys do make fun of him all the time;

- JJ only likes showing affection around people he likes;

- He doesn’t really like showing his “soft side” to other people;

- I mean, can you blame him?

- Especially people he doesn’t know or doesn’t like;

- *cough* Rafe and Topper *cough*

- (BTW) His type of PDA is not the making-out kind, it’s, again, holding you type;

- In public, JJ would just hold your hand or just walk beside you, which you wouldn’t really care;

- When you would be sick or sad about anything, JJ would literally drop everything to run to you;

- (I do believe that any guy on this show would do the same thing, but anyway);

- He would research what type of movies and food would make you feel better right away;

- When sick, you would need to constantly warn JJ about not getting too close;

- But he would still do it;

- And still cuddle you when you would be cold, and sometimes even kiss you;

- That would ALWAYS end up with you becoming healthy and flu-free and him falling sick;

- Just like the other pogues;

- Poor things would try to keep their distance from you when bringing soup, but it would be always in vain because of the blondie of the group;

- JJ when sick, on the other hand, would practically force you to be sick with him;

- He wants to cuddle, duh!

- “If I go down, you go down with me”

- That’s what he would tell you every time you would try and get away from him and his snotty nose;

- Another example:

- JJ when drunk, which is very similar when he’s sick, is just clingy to the fullest;

- The best part was when his sentences would change midway;

- He could be having a “serious” conversation and then suddenly start complimenting you;

- Like: “I don’t know bro, baguettes are the best type of bre- Y/N, have I told you that you look beautiful today?”

- Yes, he had. Probably 30 times.

- Next day he wouldn’t remember a thing, but when you would always remind him: “Well, I wasn’t lying” would always be his response;

- JJ is just a cheeky and flirty bastard;

- You two could be dating for 3 years and he would still flirt with you and complement you like it’s your first week into the relationship;

- (He knows when to, thankfully, stop though)

- And to end this on a cute note, he would call you by the nicknames of: babe, baby, princess/prince, angel, and many more.

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Sorry, this sucked. 

But, I hope everyone is safe and healthy. I might go to a protest tomorrow (it all depends on my parents’ decision), and if so, I will post some stuff here. 

EUROPE IS WITH YOU BABY! THE WORLD IS WITH YOU! YOU MATTER! 

BLACK LIVES MATTER!

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🌸✨Sorry, but I’m not writing in this account anymore. Go check out my new one @twinklelilstarkey✨🌸

[chuuyas89bottleofpetrus]

Ask and you shall receive (btw sry it’s late)

Late Night Cuddles (Risotto X Small!GenderNeutral!Reader)

It wasn't a big deal. Or at least... It shouldn't have been. It wasn't the first time they got out of a shootout within an inch of their life and it sure as hell wouldn't be the last. So why did it finally hit them this time?

Y/N was tracing the lines of the bandages on their arms, all kinds of thoughts running through their head, but the most prominent one being "What would he do if I never came back?"

They didn't know why the full force of the thought hit them at that moment, but it was making them tremble beside Risotto in their shared bed, the man sleeping peacefully beside them.

Y/N held back tears as they thought of every scenario that could possibly happen if they died on a job.

Risotto finding someone else, completely forgetting about them. On the other hand, maybe he would completely shut down, unwilling to take care of himself.

They started letting out choked sobs as they just kept thinking about it. They were lost in their thoughts all alone, and they could feel their heart start to race. It started getting hard to breathe, hard to think. It all started blending together...

“Y/N?”

That voice was the only clear thing in all the chaos, and Y/N helplessly tried to latch on to it

“Tesoro, what’s wrong?”

There it was again, accompanied with a featherlight touch to their shoulder. Y/N leaned into the touch and fell onto something solid, something real. Everything started to become clear again, their mind finally sorting through it’s own thoughts, slowly picking out what was real and what wasn’t

“Shhh, it’s ok tesoro, I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere.”

Y/N leaned into Risotto’s chest and felt his arms wrap around their waist. It took a few minutes of Risotto whispering softy, stroking Y/N’s back soothingly before they were finally able to speak again

“What happened Y/N?”

Y/N stayed silent and Risotto and pulled them closer to him and laid down, keeping them in his arms

“Was it something the guys did?”

Y/N shook their head, burying their face into Risotto’s chest

“I’m just scared,” Their voice was muffled, but Risotto could still make out what they were saying, “I’m scared that you might not come back one day, or that I won’t come back, I just...”

Y/N’s voice cracked and Risotto started running his fingers through their hair

“I’m not going to pretend I’m invincible,” Risotto whispered lovingly, “But I’ll try to be pretty damned close to it if it means I get to hold you in my arms again.”

[trashhuman666]

Request/Summary: You and Bucky are dating. Steve continuously tells you two (Not so subtly) that he wants you to be pregnant.

Warnings: female reader

A/n: Steve has something similar to Spidey Sense, but its called Stevey-Sense and it tells him when to yell, "LANGUAGE" in fanfics. This has nothing to do w my story, btw, just dishing out the facts

You blocked the mans punch with ease, then twisted his arm to pin him down.

The man let out a wheeze of pain.

"Oh, boy, either we're getting in a slump or supervillains just keep getting worse." You muttered, tying the man to a nearby pole.

Steve snickered and finished untying the last of the hostages. "I mean, this was pretty elaborate. I doubt the police would have been able to stop this..."

Bucky rolled his eyes and continued glaring at the man he had apprehended.

"The two of you are really gonna miss this, huh?" Steve asked.

You blinked and turned to face Steve, confusion drawn on your face.

"What are you talking about, Tiny?" Bucky asks.

"Okay, first of all, that nickname used to work, but I'm bigger than you now! Second of all, I'm talking about when you have a kid!"

Bucky spins around to face you and you toss your hands up in an 'I surrender.' motion.

"(Y/n)?" Bucky asked. "S'there something you wanna tell me?"

"I have no idea what hes talking about, Buck, I am not pregnant!"

Buck continues to eye you, suspiciously.

☆☆☆

You were sitting with Tony, who was one of your best friends.

He was on his phone, playing Galaga, and you were watching over his shoulder, throwing him off his game.

Steve walked in absent-mindedly. "Hey, I was thinking Ava if it's a girl, Andy if it's a boy, Quinn if you want a genderneutral name."

Tony immediately stopped clicking his game. He turned it off and tossed his phone to the side.

"(Y/n)?" He asked.

You just rolled your eyes.

☆☆☆

Bucky, Nat and Steve were in the training room, sparring. One v one v one.

"You know," Steve panted. "(Y/n)'s known Nat longer than shes known Wanda, and you definitely seem closer to Nat, so... She should be the Godmother. Obviously, I'll be the Godfather, since I'm your bestie and (Y/n)'s brother. You guys dont even get any say in this."

Nat didnt miss a beat, she aimed a blow at Steve's head, while saying, "I was thinking me and Clint. We'd make a good team."

"Youd kill the child! Or scar them!" Steve objected (whilst blocking her punch, and tossing himself into Bucky's arms, as is one of his fighting techniques.) at the idea of not being the Godfather.

Bucky caught Steve, using his metal arm to hold up the man, before tossing him back towards Nat. "You guys do realize we're not actually pregnant, right?" He asked.

"That's a work in progress." Nat retorted, ducking under Steve's flailing body.

☆☆☆

"Here you go!" Steve said, merrily, setting a box of pregnancy tests by you while you ate.

☆☆☆

Your phone rang in the middle of the meeting. Fury eyed you and gestured for you to slip into the hall if you were going to answer.

Though, you felt his eyes on you as you made your escape.

"Hello?" You asked, setting the phone to your ear.

"(Y/n)!" Your best friend said. "How could you not tell us you and Bucky are expecting?"

It took fifteen minutes to reassure them that you weren't pregnant, before you could hang up and re-enter the room.

The second you entered, you knew something was wrong from the shit-eating grin on Steve's face, the fact that Bucky was covering his head with his arms, and the beaming faces of Nat, Bruce, Clint and Thor.

Oh, and the fact that as you walked in, Fury said, "You better make me the Godfather."

"Oh, for--,"

☆☆☆

You and Bucky sat on your bed, in shock.

"How do we... Uh... We just... how...?" Bucky muttered.

"How do we tell everyone we're pregnant after spending a month insisting we're not?" You offered. "I have no clue."

You stared down at the positive pregnancy test.

"God, if Steve was a nightmare before..." Bucky muttered.

As if on cue, Steve shouted, "Hey, Buck? (Y/n)? I threw out all of your condoms. You don't need them anymore, right?"

[i-m-crazy]

The best tag

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST