#my bullshit

[le-fruit-de-la-passion]

https://www.tumblr.com/le-fruit-de-la-passion/775383546341785601/ngl-its-gonna-be-really-hard-for-me-to-take?source=share

idk who that is but I think hamburger is a better name for that guy

AHSJDJFJF @chlogummy your services are required urgently, if you make a stupid looking doodle of him in this I will scream

[katsuocox]

Nomás...

Jimmy Hopkins

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[roxydemi]

sitting on my blog’s porch with a cigarette and a shotgun

[kandyshoppe]

Something I wish twst to do is show trauma a bit better. And not just the OverBlotters! I want to see Ace and Deuce cover their necks whenever Riddle yells, I want to see Ruggie flinch whenever Leona’s hand gets too close, want to see Floyd and Jade watch Azul as he sleeps making sure he’s still breathing, I want Kalim to close his eyes whenever Jamil looks at him, I want Neige to carefully take a bite and wince at each movement, I want Idia to just hold Ortho so close, I want Lilia to flinch at each sound of thunder! I want to see them effected by what has happened to them and their friends.

[little-bullheaded-shit]

That dumbass really never though of the Titan’s heart as anything but decor huh? This idiot really found a giant beating heart and only used it for the aesthetic of his living room. Dude never put 2 and 2 together and came to the realization that was the Titan’s fucking heart.

His ass found a giant heart and went “fucked up demon rocks I guess” The 8 year old figured it out in 10 seconds and his ass was sitting under it for hundreds of years. One of the absolutely biggest Ls I have ever seen right there.

[rattle-my-stars]

*spongebob narrator voice* one year later…

[simm-mouse]

Came back from the dead to share my doodles of the Newvous since it's confirmed to be him and Olive

Speaking of Olive, GIRL HELLO!?

You both really think it's a good idea to try again considering what happened to your son? 😭😭

[templephoenix]

I do feel really bad for the Veilguard devs; between the ten years of sequel expectations, two decades of poor EA decisions eroding Bioware's reputation, the rise of the YouTube Angryman and the general state of online discourse now, even the greatest game has no chance of making the Internet happy

[tantaliart]

I know if I go, I’ll die happy tonight

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

It's so convenient that everything goes into the characters' invisible (and very inflatable) inventories. As a grocery shopping adult myself, though... hell, I wish.

[le-fruit-de-la-passion]

Being a whore, man... full time job

[danielledelayed]

There has never been a more peggable man than Anakin Skywalker

[airlocksandaviaries]

I have so much respect for Ryan R Reynolds for playing the long game. For YEARS he pitched scripts, dropped references, made phone calls, begged, PLEADED with studios to make his gay ass ship sail, despite one of the characters being played by an actor who LITERALLY RETIRED. And yet he never gave up. He kept going for so long that he eventually PULLED THAT ACTOR OUT OF RETIREMENT to do it. They slipped past censors with an r rating and LOADS of subtext to create what is possibly the gayest superhero movie of all time. And Ryan finally got to live out his homoerotic dreams to see his deadpoolxwolverine5everrrr ship become as close to canon as physically possible AND also flirt with Hugh Jackman for an entire project. It’s the most inspiring story of 2024. Never give up on ur dreams <3 especially if they’re gay as hell

[roxydemi]

“I love your voice” ok then why aren’t you over here making me moan

[somebodysedatemepls]

The universe knew I would be to powerful with my own room. If I had my own room I could lay in bed and read fanfics the way I want with a baby tee crop top or oversize off the shoulder shirt and my underwear but instead I have to where pants and wait to read fanfics. Bullshit.