#Ryan Reynolds

[mischievous-thunder]

The poor old man isn't accustomed to the new dating customs

[rokonrrc2]

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fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

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Sleep running

The apartment was unusually quiet, save for the soft hum of the fridge and the occasional creak of the floorboards. The small bedroom was dimly lit by the soft glow of the moon filtering through the curtains. Wade lay sprawled out on one side of the bed, mask off and snoring lightly. Next to him, Logan lay on his back, his chest rising and falling in a steady rhythm.

For a while, everything was calm.

Then Logan began to stir.

At first, it was subtle—a twitch of his fingers, a flex of his jaw. But soon, his legs kicked under the covers, and his breathing grew heavier.

“Mm...gotta catch it...” Logan muttered, his voice rough and low.

His claws popped out briefly with a metallic snikt before retracting again.

Wade cracked one eye open, frowning. “Logie? You good, peanut?”

Logan didn’t answer. Instead, he rolled onto his side, his legs shifting like he was running. His lips curled slightly, and a faint growl rumbled in his throat.

Wade sat up, blinking sleepily. “Oh, great. He’s dreaming again. What is it this time? Chasing rabbits? Hunting deer? Running from the existential dread of living with me?”

Logan’s movements grew more pronounced. His arms stretched out as if he were reaching for something, and his legs kicked harder. Then, before Wade could react, Logan rolled out of bed and landed on all fours with a thud.

“Logan?” Wade called, sitting up straighter.

But Logan was already moving.

Like a shadow, he crawled across the floor, his muscles rippling under his skin as he sniffed the air. His head tilted, and he let out a low, guttural growl before springing up and bolting out of the bedroom.

Wade scrambled out of bed, stumbling after him. “Oh no, you don’t! I am not letting you destroy another coffee table in your sleep!”

By the time Wade reached the living room, Logan was already pacing, his movements fluid and animalistic. His bare feet were silent against the hardwood floor and his eyes glowing in the dark, darting around as if tracking something only he could see.

“Come on, Logan, wake up,” Wade said, his tone somewhere between amused and exasperated.

He stepped closer, cautiously, knowing better than to startle Logan in this state.

Logan crouched low, his claws popping out again. “Almost got it...it’s fast...”

Wade sighed. “Honey badger, I don’t know what you’re hunting in Dreamland, but I promise it’s not here. Unless it’s the neighbor’s cat, and honestly, I don’t wanna explain that to her again.”

Logan didn’t respond. He leaped onto the couch, his claws sinking into the fabric as he balanced on all fours, his nostrils flaring. Wade winced at the sound of the couch ripping.

“Okay, that’s it,” he muttered, stepping forward. “Time to bring you back to reality, big guy.”

He reached out and grabbed Logan’s arm, shaking it gently. “Logan. Wake up, bub. You’re scaring the furniture.”

Logan froze, his muscles tensing under Wade’s grip. For a moment, it looked like he might lash out, but then his eyes fluttered open, hazy and unfocused.

“Wade?” Logan rasped, his voice thick with sleep.

“Yeah, it’s me,” Wade said, letting out a relieved sigh. “You were doing your whole night predator thing again. Very feral, very sexy, but also very destructive.”

Logan blinked, slowly realizing where he was.

He glanced down at the shredded couch beneath him and groaned. “Shit... did I do this?”

“Yup. But hey, it’s not the first time,” Wade said with a grin. “And you didn’t knock over the TV this time, so, progress!”

Logan sighed, running a hand through his hair. “Sorry. Damn dreams. Felt like I was chasin’ somethin’. Couldn’t stop.”

Wade smirked, tugging Logan off the couch and steering him back toward the bedroom. “Well, next time, chase it in bed, huh? Or, better yet, chase me. I’ll make it worth your while.”

Logan snorted, shaking his head as Wade guided him back under the covers. “You’re an idiot.”

“And yet, you love me,” Wade said, flopping down next to him. “Now, no more running around. I need my beauty sleep, and you need to stop making the furniture hate you.”

Logan lay back, his body finally relaxing as Wade draped an arm over his chest.

“Yeah, yeah,” he muttered, already feeling sleep pulling him under again.

This time, when Logan’s breathing evened out, there were no twitches, no growls, no restless movements. Just the quiet rhythm of two mutants, tangled together under the covers, as the night carried on.

[reynolds-jackman]

[dhaaruni]

This is honestly so evil like I KNEW all the accusations hurled at women about weaponizing “white feminism” against men would backfire, and now we’re reaping what we sowed

[rokonrrc2]

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why did they cut out Wade trying to climb Logan like a tree

[maddpool]

Donate to SickKids Foundation before midnight December 24th and Ryan and Blake will match all donations up to $500,000!!

[mischievous-thunder]

The second time Logan made Wade speechless was when he said yes to moving in with Wade

[newwavesylviaplath]

i still don't like blake lively. never have, never will. i 100% believe her though. i feel like this is gonna be one of those things where people disregard whatever allegations are made just because the person making them can't be painted as the 'perfect' victim. which is dumb as shit cuz like yeah blake seems to be an asshole but even people you don't like can get ass4ulted.

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

[maybe-im-dark]

Wade: We listen and we don't judge! When I was looking for a Wolverine, i met an apocalyptic variant of you and we fucked!

Logan: *starts stabbing him*

Wade: Hey, i didn't know you then!

Logan: Alright, then i can finally say it! I only pretended not to recognize you in the bar! My universe had a Ladypool and we regularly fucked!

Wade: How could you? Of all the variants, you choose her?

Logan: Bub, it was a joke!

Wade: Not funny!

Logan: Now you know how i feel!

[reynolds-jackman]

[tis-the-boards-season]

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you if was a religious experience

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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

[pillowprincess4logan]

"I heard people "shipping us

are shipping us" where?"

[emo-protagonist]