#they! are the comedians

[radiohimalaya]

ben hurley's kids on ep 9 of nztm5 have that "daddd ur embarassing us" vibe it's so funnyyy

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[thoughtportal]

Gentrified food snacks

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

[ilaughalot2]

[ms-t-marie]

Fb find.

[so-very-small]

genie: so, you have three wishes-

me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.

genie: that’s…. specific.

me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.

genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this

me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword

genie: NICE

[thethiefandtheairbender]

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)

[bittwitchy]

The Penguin (2024) 1x01 -- After Hours

[hellboys]

WATCHMEN dir. zack snyder

[ghcstao3]

people are naturally just nervous around ghost when they don’t really know him, so whenever he tells one of his jokes, he’s met with forced laughter seemingly meant to appease him, and that in itself he finds funny. so he starts to tell really, really bad jokes on purpose. ones he knows are terrible and unfunny just to see if there’s a limit to what soldiers will continue to nervously laugh at.

so far, that limit has yet to be reached. then soap and gaz, the bastards, only make it worse when they start pretending to laugh hysterically whenever ghost is testing out a new joke, wiping imaginary tears from their eyes and saying good one, lt, your best yet, which only serves to make those other soldiers more nervous about ghost’s jokes, and more susceptible to fake laughter.

ghost isn’t done yet, though. he’s not stopping until he either puts an end to the forced laughs or manages to elicit a real one.

[samreich]

interesting! must check out these three's work

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[the-original-gays]

Regulus: I got 1% Indian on an ancestry DNA test.

Barty: 1% Indian? How could that have happened with your family?

Regulus: Well, it was a mouth swab test.