#comedic

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

[tourniquet-my-bones]

[canmking]

S t e v e H a r v e y / D L H u g h l e y

B e r n i e M a c / C e d r i c T h e E n t e r t a i n e r

[hybriddh]

Maidenless? By HybridDH

Art thou maidenless? What a shame,

no maidens near to speak thy name!

Who’d have thought, oh poor lost soul,

alone as stone, without a goal.

Oh dear, no fair or gentle dame,

to sigh or pine or fan thy flame?

No loving gaze to melt thy heart—

nay, none to love thee from the start.

A maiden’s kiss? Nay, none for you,

no soft embrace, no heart that’s true.

For thou dost roam, a lonesome breeze,

while others flirt with grace and ease.

What sin hast thou brought to the stars above

to be denied both warmth and love?

For lo, each maiden fair and sweet

hath fled from thine ungainly feet.

Poor wretched soul, of charm bereft,

no ladylove hath e’er been left!

Yet, who’s to blame for lack of cheer?

Perhaps it’s thine own fault, my dear!

For maidens want not looks so pale,

nor men whose wit does seem to fail.

Seek charm, seek grace, a warmer style—

and maybe love will stay awhile.

But as it stands, you’re left alone,

to dream of maidens, all unknown.

Take heart, dear friend, and heed this plea—

for one day, one may pity thee!

[ppgxrrblove]

i have no idea how did they even get in this situation but what the heck lol. i dont understand why they dont use they're superpowers but i am assuming they just dont even care to.

art by: cappuccino_cookie456

[vikramsharma007]

[dudja]

Classic Jim Lahey #TrailerParkBoys #Meme #Comedy #JimLahey #RIP #julian #tpb #funny #stairs #drinker #fun

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Therapy intros are wild as hell because it's just somebody with a clipboard going "What's your favorite colour?" "What was the worst thing that happened to you as a kid?" "Do you have any siblings?" "Do you know about a history of generational trauma in your family?"

[troythecatfish]

Here’s my personal recommendation of a YouTube video to check out:

[victorianvampyr]

New pigeon merch just dropped in the shop, link in bio

Exclusive design as this drawing was referenced from THE Edgar himself(my pet pigeon)

[canmking]

B e r n i e

M a c

[mortalityplays]

How do you make a whore moan?

Extract sapogenins from a Mexican yam and employ Marker degradation to degrade the sapogenin side chain while leaving similar functional groups on the steroid nucleus (relatively) unaffected. Use acetic anhydride to block the hydroxyl group formed by opening the six-membered pyran ring. Then oxidatively open the five-membered furan ring with chromic acid. This forms the acetyl side chain of progesterone and an esterified hydroxyl group on the steroid nucleus. The ester is then hydrolyzed under strongly basic conditions. The use of acetic acid leads to the production of 16-dehydropregnenolone acetate (16-DPA). 16-DP can be converted into progesterone in two steps. Firstly, the double bond in ring D is hydrogenated, followed by Oppenauer oxidation of the hydroxyl group and the concurrent migration of the remaining olefin from ring B to ring A so that it is in conjugation with the ketone carbonyl group at position 3. Alternatively, a three-step procedure involving Br2, CrO3, and Zn/HOAc can be used. 16-DP can also be converted into testosterone and the downstream products estrone and estradiol. 👍

[tristarnova]

This is an tumblr about my fan made eastern rpg with western rpg style exploration known as yokei godneu: to be a hero. Yokei godneu is currently just being created, and follows a more comedic and lighthearted apporach compared to most other RPGs. After the master theif, gofurias rainudomn or goofy stole the magical light stones of pheron, and gave them to their servants, it’s up to a group of unlikely heroes to regain the light stones, and stop whatever goofy is planning.

Poll database: take this to see any active polls I have and any polls that I had

Headcanons: for all your headcanon needs

Character profiles: you can ask any of the characters that have profiles, but please no nsfw

Things about yokei godneu: for more info about yokei Godneu itself

Asks: ask yokei Godneu about anything you want, just as long as it stays sfw, that means no gore, no fetish, and none of that.

Gifts and magic anons: putting them here so you know the rules about magic anons and gifts