#comedic

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

[tourniquet-my-bones]

[canmking]

S t e v e H a r v e y / D L H u g h l e y

B e r n i e M a c / C e d r i c T h e E n t e r t a i n e r

[ogmaddoxtamoke]

Everyone knows that Lucifer loves apples, but few know how deep that love goes. I'll give you a hint: VERY.

This'll be the only sticker this week since, you know, Thanksgiving and all that, but I'll be back on my bullsh-- next week. Got a couple pieces in the works that I would love to show you guys when the time arises. Until then, have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!

[hybriddh]

Maidenless? By HybridDH

Art thou maidenless? What a shame,

no maidens near to speak thy name!

Who’d have thought, oh poor lost soul,

alone as stone, without a goal.

Oh dear, no fair or gentle dame,

to sigh or pine or fan thy flame?

No loving gaze to melt thy heart—

nay, none to love thee from the start.

A maiden’s kiss? Nay, none for you,

no soft embrace, no heart that’s true.

For thou dost roam, a lonesome breeze,

while others flirt with grace and ease.

What sin hast thou brought to the stars above

to be denied both warmth and love?

For lo, each maiden fair and sweet

hath fled from thine ungainly feet.

Poor wretched soul, of charm bereft,

no ladylove hath e’er been left!

Yet, who’s to blame for lack of cheer?

Perhaps it’s thine own fault, my dear!

For maidens want not looks so pale,

nor men whose wit does seem to fail.

Seek charm, seek grace, a warmer style—

and maybe love will stay awhile.

But as it stands, you’re left alone,

to dream of maidens, all unknown.

Take heart, dear friend, and heed this plea—

for one day, one may pity thee!

[ppgxrrblove]

i have no idea how did they even get in this situation but what the heck lol. i dont understand why they dont use they're superpowers but i am assuming they just dont even care to.

art by: cappuccino_cookie456

[vikramsharma007]

[dudja]

Classic Jim Lahey #TrailerParkBoys #Meme #Comedy #JimLahey #RIP #julian #tpb #funny #stairs #drinker #fun

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Therapy intros are wild as hell because it's just somebody with a clipboard going "What's your favorite colour?" "What was the worst thing that happened to you as a kid?" "Do you have any siblings?" "Do you know about a history of generational trauma in your family?"

[troythecatfish]

Here’s my personal recommendation of a YouTube video to check out:

[victorianvampyr]

New pigeon merch just dropped in the shop, link in bio

Exclusive design as this drawing was referenced from THE Edgar himself(my pet pigeon)

[canmking]

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