#comedic

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

[tourniquet-my-bones]

[the-most-humble-blog]

Salad cheats on you in the fridge. Donuts? They stay loyal. 🍩🥗 #TeamDonut

[managone16]

Match made in Heaven

Regulus meets James at a party and they start meeting more often. 

Lily meets Pandora at an art gallery and they hit up.

Pandora and Regulus realise what is happening. So, talk about it and they know from the beginning about the flirting, only proceeding knowing the other isn’t getting hurt.

One day, Lily kisses Pandora and soon Regulus kisses James.

Reg and Pandora talk about it and they realise what is happening and they laugh so much.

A small scene that gives the glimpse of James and Lily’s tireful and a uneventfully routined marriage.

One day, during a whole group meetup, they play never have I ever. During this, James and Lily drink when Barty asks that if anyone has cheated on someone.

Pandora sees them both drink and asks if they are finally telling everything to everyone.

Chaos ensues.

"It’s too fucking funny." "It’s practically an open marriage."

Sirius is just shocked about his baby brother shagging James, his best friend. Evan and Barty knew about it, because Pandora couldn't keep it in. As for Mary, Marlene, Dorcas, Remus, Peter, Emmeline and Sirius, they are all so lost and confused before they realise just how the "match made in heaven" of the group had better matches. They all laugh it off. James and Lily see their marriage crumble, but realise it is for the best.

[canmking]

S t e v e H a r v e y / D L H u g h l e y

B e r n i e M a c / C e d r i c T h e E n t e r t a i n e r

[ogmaddoxtamoke]

Everyone knows that Lucifer loves apples, but few know how deep that love goes. I'll give you a hint: VERY.

This'll be the only sticker this week since, you know, Thanksgiving and all that, but I'll be back on my bullsh-- next week. Got a couple pieces in the works that I would love to show you guys when the time arises. Until then, have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!

[hybriddhthepoet]

Maidenless? By HybridDH

Art thou maidenless? What a shame,

no maidens near to speak thy name!

Who’d have thought, oh poor lost soul,

alone as stone, without a goal.

Oh dear, no fair or gentle dame,

to sigh or pine or fan thy flame?

No loving gaze to melt thy heart—

nay, none to love thee from the start.

A maiden’s kiss? Nay, none for you,

no soft embrace, no heart that’s true.

For thou dost roam, a lonesome breeze,

while others flirt with grace and ease.

What sin hast thou brought to the stars above

to be denied both warmth and love?

For lo, each maiden fair and sweet

hath fled from thine ungainly feet.

Poor wretched soul, of charm bereft,

no ladylove hath e’er been left!

Yet, who’s to blame for lack of cheer?

Perhaps it’s thine own fault, my dear!

For maidens want not looks so pale,

nor men whose wit does seem to fail.

Seek charm, seek grace, a warmer style—

and maybe love will stay awhile.

But as it stands, you’re left alone,

to dream of maidens, all unknown.

Take heart, dear friend, and heed this plea—

for one day, one may pity thee!

[dark-rx]

Nuclear War is Bad for Kittens

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Therapy intros are wild as hell because it's just somebody with a clipboard going "What's your favorite colour?" "What was the worst thing that happened to you as a kid?" "Do you have any siblings?" "Do you know about a history of generational trauma in your family?"

[ppgxrrblove]

i have no idea how did they even get in this situation but what the heck lol. i dont understand why they dont use they're superpowers but i am assuming they just dont even care to.

art by: cappuccino_cookie456

[sheikthegeek]

When you eat some candy that looks like Earth, then you grow to the size of the planet...

[vikramsharma007]

[dudja]

Classic Jim Lahey #TrailerParkBoys #Meme #Comedy #JimLahey #RIP #julian #tpb #funny #stairs #drinker #fun