#didn’t see that coming

[christopher-the-cube]

Not Five joining the CIA 💀

[ordonianhero]

Lasagna 

Warriors: whatever you are eating doesn’t belong in your facehole.

Hyrule: then what hole should it go into.

Time: 😑 *waiting for the one chain member to go there.*

Wind: Cap’n-

Time: sailor! *raises eyebrow*

Sky: there’s a lasagna up my butthole.

*war and twilight on the ground d wheezing*

Time: *sighs*

Wind: *dying of laughter*

[barbieaemond]

Who would’ve thought my 2024 bingo card said put Aemond Targaryen on a camel huh?

[not-another-side-blog]

„The cars just don’t seem to have grip“

[dr-chibbers]

No Spoilers for Trails into Reverie…. But Holy

Smokes…. It… just keeps Escalating and GETTING MORE COMPLICATED! And I love it!!!!!!

[evilhorse]

I didn’t look for this reaction!

(Buck Rogers 2429 A.D. daily strip)

[wintersportism]

well well well how the turns have tabled

[teenytinychihuahua]

Turbogranny?!?!

[gummy-sharks666]

TELL THAT MICK HE JUST MADE MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY

[grimmscythe]

Skyrim logs:

Fished up this beauty today

[dayas]

WAIT HE HAS A THING WITH HIS HEAD NURSE????????

[lyriumsings]

rewatched mandalorian and i can’t stop thinking about the mythosaur that scene was SO well done!! when i saw that shit im absolutely positive i had the same exact expression bo katan did under that fucking helmet bc bitch what do you MEAN it’s real??? i was right there with her on her tour guide bullshit like “yeah it’s just water but just leave him be let him splash around no harm no foul” and then boom peekaboo there’s a fucking moNSTER in there

[starlightgirl242]

Voretober Day 3: Sin

Within the stomach of Paradox Fox, Chester and Spiritfang are floating around in the dark gray murky liquid. The duo struggle to break free, but to no avail. Chester is enraged that his nefarious nemesis warped him and his canine comrade into a desolate wasteland and swiped his crown. However, that crown holds a powerful secret. Upon placing it on the wearer’s head, it gives them the ability to alter their size at will. Unfortunately for the furry duo, Paradox Fox is now a lot larger than a two story house. The villainous being gingerly picks them up and swallows them whole, licking his chops with malicious triumph.

It was at this moment in their adversary’s stomach, when the squirrel and the Arctic wolf were thinking of a different escape plan, they hear the felonious fox swallowing something (or someone). Chester and Spiritfang look at the upper valve to see a gemstone fall into the pool, but it’s not just a gemstone. The gem is in the shape of a teardrop and it’s colored blue with a glimmering gold star; it was a lapis lazuli gemstone. “S… Star…?” Spiritfang whispered softly as tears begin to form in his eyes, noticing the blue gem in his paws. “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!” Chester yelled angrily, enraged by the fact that Paradox Fox had killed her in a single bite.

Oh, her… Ms. Lazuli is so adamant about saving you. She’s quite a fighter, you know. But, put her in a waterless environment, poor little Star didn’t stand a chance. It’s a shame that she got poofed when I bit into her. Mmm… A star spangled gem is a masterpiece of a dessert…

Chester noticed that Spiritfang is angrily mumbling about something that the giant perpetrator didn’t catch. “What was that?” asked Paradox Fox, smiling wide from the outside; he’s getting a kick out of this.

“It’s one thing to make us your lunch, it’s another to steal Chester’s crown…” Spiritfang said sadly, with a hint of anger in his voice.

“But poofing Starlight Lapis, the friend who’s willing to save us… THAT’S CROSSING THE LINE!!” The Arctic wolf screamed that last sentence and the grip of his paws holding Star’s gem began to tighten. Chester is absolutely terrified, unable to believe that such a sound could come out of the canine’s mouth.

Paradox Fox has done the unforgivable…

He killed Starlight Lapis Lazuli…

[zone-willbur]

guess i’m a tumblr user now 0-0

[five-star-reads-only]

When you’re drowning in a sea of thrillers that all feel the same, it is nice to find one that is its own little island.

Picture this: You’re checking out some books at your library. The woman at the circulation desk is always so friendly and helpful. She’s a librarian stereotype, for sure, with her hair in a bun and her glasses on a chain. You can’t help but think she must lead a simple, quiet life at home.

But what if she was actually a serial killer?!?!

It’s always the ones you don’t expect!

And if you’re Patricia (that’s Pa-tree-see-ah), a failed novelist just looking to make ends meet at your new library job, you might find the perfectly polished, murderous Margo to be the ideal subject for your next book!

While deliciously wicked doesn’t always work for me, How Can I Help You? sure did! I had a great time being stuck in both characters’ heads and hated having to put this book down. I loved the nods to We Have Always Lived in the Castle (another deliciously wicked hit for me) and actually cared about Margo’s fate for no good reason at all!

This darkly comedic character study was delightfully wicked and so much fun!

I am immensely grateful to Putnam for my copy. All opinions are my own.