#kim jong un

[thererisesaredstar]

Portraits of Marx and Lenin outside the Central Cadres Training School of the Workers' Party of Korea (2024)

[charlesoberonn]

Donald Trump is responsible for the spike in international conflict in recent years.

His 2020 "peace" deal with the Taliban which completely sidestepped the Afghan government and gave the Taliban everything they wanted directly led to the botched withdrawal of US troops in 2021 and the subsequent Taliban reconquest of the country.

This was a reversal of US geopolitical efforts and a successful war of conquest by an enemy of the US. While the whole world watched. It empowered autocrats and enemies of the US and its allies worldwide to attempt to do the same. Most notably with Russia's 2022 invasion of Ukraine.

So next time you hear Trump boasting that there were no wars during his term, remember that it was his incompetence that led to the current state of affair.

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“Doomed Yaoi still in the honey moon phase. The KCNA described their first meeting as “emotion-charged”, they’ve given each other sooo many gifts (including a very expensive car from Putin and two dogs from Kim), another KCNA quote: “a clear demonstration of the special relations of friendship between the top leaders of the DPRK and Russia”, apparently Putin’s hospitality towards Kim “transcended custom” (whatever the fuck that means) last time Kim visited Russia. The last three or so times they’ve met with each other they keep fucking hugging?? like not even that weird professional pat on the back half hug like full on embrace 😭 Kim Jong Un drove Putin in Putin’s private car to the guesthouse that he was staying in, they’ve seen a bunch of shows together. This fucking insane quote about the message Putin sent Kim: “The message hoped Kim Jong Un would not forget that he is an honoured guest Russia always waits for.” Kim said he could feel “special emotion” from Putin when he sent him a sympathy message during the floods in the dprk. Kim addresses Putin as “My closest comrade” in his letters to him and apparently celebrated Putin’s birthday in Pyongyang with his friends?? Oh and last time Putin left the dprk he had his hands and face pressed against the fucking windows of the plane looking like a kicked puppy as Kim Jong Un waved him off. They make me sick. I hate them.”

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Je passe pour l'apéro à quelle heure ça convient ???

[madame-helen]

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Good lords, I hate it here.

(Pt.2)

[mockva]

[ch1ll3d-gr4p3-s0d4]

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DISCLAIMER: i am not a putin/russian government supporter, i suppport and stand with zelenskyys ukraine 100%. i ALSO obviously do not support the kim dynasty and north korean government. this is purely meant for entertainment and comedic purposes as a satire.

It was a hard day of being president of the greatest nation in the world, Russia. Putin settled down in his plush bedroom, the royal coloured bedspread covering his body in a warm comfort. However, no matter how warm it was, it couldn’t compare to the embrace of his dear lover. His fingers slid over the phone sleepily as he texted him in the dark.

“You up, Jongy?” and pressed send.

He almost dozed off among the luxurious pillows, in his cashmere pajamas and the blankets surrounding him, before he heard the vibration of a text back.

“Hey, hyung, what’s the matter? You should be asleep.” his distant lover, Kim Jong-un messaged.

Vladimir sighed and rolled his eyes, smiling. His Kimmy always wanted the best for him, even if it meant being a little bossy. It kind of turned Vlad on, how Kim was pushy and controlling sometimes, although he wouldn’t admit it without a thorough amount of poking and teasing. He guessed he had got it from controlling every detail of his citizens lives for so many years. Putin chuckled to himself

He messaged him back, fumbling with the phone in the dark.

“I know, I know, I just wanted to talk to you. You’ve been sorely missed in the Kremlin.” The message sounded formal enough, hiding the burning desire behind it.

“Aww, I’ll try to visit soon, darling.” Jong-un texted back.

Even though it was a matter of 5 minutes between each reply, for needy Vlad it felt like a million.

“I wish you were here to hold me.” He texted quickly, not stopping to think how soppy it sounded.

“Don’t talk like that, hyung, we’ll see each other soon enough.”

He could almost feel the warm reassurance from Kim through the screen, embracing him like the warm Korean hands he knew so well.

“Why not now?” he texted, nuzzling sleepily into his silk pillowcase, having now giving up all fear of sounding whiney or needy.

“Too many civil rights to abolish, too much fun to be had from threatening South Korea…” was the message back.

It made sense to Putin. Life was just too busy as a dictator to just drop everything and fly to Saint Petersburg, but he sometimes wished he could literally conjure Kim right in front of him, right there in the master bedroom of the Kremlin palace. But alas, he accepted it. Although, as amusing as it was, Vlad was beggining to grow weary of Jong-uns constant teasing of South Korea. He knew they were sworn enemies, but the obsession seemed like more than just blind war fuelled hatred.

“Sometimes I feel like you care more about South Korea than me…”, he hesitantly sent, his finger hovering over the send button for a moment or two.

“Oh, Vlad-ah, you know that’s not true. I could never love anyone as much as I love you, especially not those scum. I’m merely strategising. South Korea, or anyone, could never get between us.” Kim texted back, the warm words filling Putin with relief.

“Okay, thank you, Jongy. love you.” he messaged back quickly.

“Of course, love you too, see you soon. Get some sleep now, okay baby?” was the sweet but firm reply.

Vlad texted another “Okay goodnight.” before he let his phone slip out of his hands, his head dropping into the warm soft pillows and into a deep, yearning sleep.

thanks for reading and i’m so sorry, let me know if you want more.

[ririwithrice]

ummm excuse me why isn’t there a kim jong un X putin fanfic?

THEYRE BASICALLY HOLDING HANDS

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somebody help me.

[carloskaplan]

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kim jong un

[emperornorton47]

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