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AZZI FUDD. the scream i let out. someone sedate me please
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I literally cannot breathe omfg
#jeff arcuri#comedy#comedian#hilarious#funny#cant breathe#lol#lmao#lmaooo#omfg#viralpost#my post#tiktok#videos
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Megop sketches // bear with me I'm still learning how to draw them :cry:
+Bonus some human vers (still working on op's design)

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Vincent Price interview on the set of The Masque of The Red Death (1964)
#vincent price#the masque of the red death#masque of the red death#edgar allan poe#interview#fear#fears#cobwebs#horror movies#bts#behind the scenes#classic horror#omfg#hes so sexy#and so cute.#sjsjjsnxksjskkskskssk#i desire him carnally#bicon#bisexual#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs
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NEW POSTER
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mafia!ghost comes strolling into his office, expecting you to be standing at his desk unloading your case of firearms, only to be horrifically mistaken when you kick the back of his knee and force him to kneel.
before ghost can even blink, you have your arm locked around his throat in a headlock and the muzzle of a gun pressed against his temple—and he swears he’s never been harder in his fucking life.
“that was cute. y’ get it all outta yer system, birdie?”
“i will once i pull this fuckin’ trigger”
“make sure the safety’s off”
#i love them so much already#omfg#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon riley x you#simon ghost riley x you#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#iNs mafia!ghost ⍟#iNs Simon “Ghost” Riley 💀
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Y'all please look at my glorious commission by @schleepy-bunny!!
It's me bimbo!reader x ghostface!choso from my ghostface!choso fic!! i got the stairway scene drawn from pt 2 fjhdsfkjhsdkjshd
IM GEEEKED AHHHHH!!!! ITS GLORIOUS!!!
#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк#i can die happy now because fjhkgjfhdfkjghdbf#omfg#like the talent#like the accuracy#hfdjghbfjskghbsdfj#SHES IN HIS JACKEYURGBJHGFJKDSBGK#I CANT#IM DONE FOR THE DAY#GONNA BE IN BED WITH THIS DRAWING FOR A WHILE#BRB#she draws black girls so well too#the braid texture detail is flawless#like im so happy#best bday gift to myself ever#worth every pennyyyyyy#maybe ill commission bunny + otaku gojo next??? hdfakjshdgfa#choso x black!reader#choso x reader#choso x female reader#choso kamo x black reader#choso x y/n#choso x you#choso smut#choso kamo smut#choso kamo x reader
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The Bear S3 Official Trailer
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I love Hawks it’s not even funny
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Heyyyy reblogging this again cos I have literally thought abt it every day since I read it I fear I'm going to be RUINED by whatever comes next
ARE YOU BORED YET? - part two
18+ — MINORS DNI
pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader
summary: you're steve's "bitchy" step-sister and are spending the summer in hawkins; eddie is steve's annoying best friend who you can't seem to shake, but things take a sharp turn when you find yourself sneaking around and ultimately falling for him
contains: slightly enemies to lovers trope, food/eating, mentions of drug use, smoking, secret relationship vibes, lots of tension, kissing, flirting, and eddie being a pain in the ass <3
word count: 10.5k (sorry)
chapter song: magnet and steel x walter egan
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Dry heat, a sputtering engine, and the overwhelming stench of burning asphalt is how you spend the hottest day of the summer.
This wasn’t part of the plan. You just wanted to get out—needed to escape the stifling air of the house, where no amount of fanning yourself or pressing ice cubes to your neck made a difference.
So you took your father’s keys, hopped into the car, and now?
Now, you’re stranded.
Suffocating heat spills through the half-opened windows of the car, sticking to your skin and pressing against your lungs. You turn the key over once again, nothing.
You groan, slapping your hand against the wheel, cursing as you realize— of course, this would happen to you on the hottest day on the goddamn earth.
And just for good measure, you turn the key one last time, jamming your foot into the gas as if it’ll encourage the piece of shit. It sputters. Makes a weird noise. And then— silence. Pathetic silence.
“Oh, fuck you!” You drag your hands over your face, and your frustration bubbles over.
Great. It’s great, really.
Defeated— and overheating— you gaze at the useless wheel and consider your options— which are none. The heat is unbearable, and you’re miles out from Hawkins— because why is the closest mall two towns over?
You need help. Clearly. And luckily, there’s a gas station across the street with a payphone, and if you’re lucky, Steve will pick up.
Annoyed and maybe with a little too much anger in your movements, you dig out a few coins from your purse before opening the car door.
You step out, immediately regretting it when you’re smacked with the heat. The pavement is scorching, waves of heat rippling off in the distance as you match your way across the street, and by the time you reach the pay phone, you feel like you’ve been walking through an oven.
You shove a quarter in, angrily punching in numbers before picking up the phone and listening to it ring.
Three rings pass. You swear under your breath, impatiently tapping your nail against the payphone as you wait. And then, finally, someone picks up.
“Harrington residence.”
And that’s… not Steve. It’s Eddie.
Your stomach drops.
Your teeth grind together, your eyes shutting momentarily as you reel in your composure.
Your voice comes out irritated, “Where’s Steve?”
“Ah!” Eddie exclaims in a happy tone, “Am I speaking with Malibu Barbie?” He teases.
Your nerves fray, the summer heat singeing them clean off. “Shove it, Eddie; where’s Steve?” You snip.
“Love it when you get mean, princess,” Eddie talks through a mouth of food from what you gather, making your nose crinkle in disgust. He sighs, “Steve’s not here, went to do some rich people shit for your dad.”
You roll your eyes, your hopes depleting by the second.
If Steve isn’t home, you’ll be left waiting for god knows how long before he can get you. You glance over your shoulder, hesitating, knowing that the only option to escape this debilitating heat is through the man on the other side of the phone.
This is humiliating. You don’t think you’ll ever come back here again, honestly.
You swallow your pride.
“My car broke down.” You flatly say. “I need him to pick me up.”
There’s a pause. Not long, but enough to acknowledge. You almost think the call may have dropped. But then, in the most sincere tone you’ve ever heard come from Eddie’s lips—
“Where are you?”
You huff, shifting in your spot as you roll your eyes, “I just said I need Steve.” You stubbornly reply.
“Yeah, well, he’s not here,” Eddie says obviously. “So, unless you wanna sit there and melt, tell me where you are.”
Your grip tightens on the phone, annoyed with how right he is.
This is the worst-case scenario.
You could just hang up. You should hang up— figure out some other way home. Because god forbid you have to rely on Eddie right now. Anyone but him.
You’d been avoiding Eddie since the bonfire— not because whatever that was had done a number on you or anything, but because… well, it was just fucking awkward. You didn’t know what to say to him, and you sure as hell didn’t want to address whatever that weird moment was. But Eddie didn’t cease to indoctrinate your household, so you did your best to stay away. However, it seems the universe has other plans.
So, after a long moment, your teeth digging into the soft skin of your lip, you give in and mumble the details of your location. And annoyingly, you feel a sense of relief rolling over you when Eddie says he knows exactly where you are. The feeling is quickly gone when he adds, “Now, was that so hard, grumpy?”
You roll your eyes, grimacing even though he can’t see you, “Just hurry up.” You snap before hanging up.
And when you step away from the payphone, the heat seems even more intense, especially considering the realization that you’re now waiting on Eddie Munson to pick you up.
And you already know he’s never going to let you live this down.
It feels like hours beneath the summer heat as you wait for Eddie, until finally, you hear the familiar rumble of a rusted-out van. You’re against your car; arms crossed over your chest as you watch him pull in next to you, his music blaring for a moment before he kills the engine.
And you hate the smug grin he has on his face when he hops down from his van— like he’s enjoying this.
Your expression doesn’t falter from the annoyed look you’ve had for the past hour as he walks over to you.
“Good afternoon, princess.” He happily greets as he gets closer.
“Told you to stop calling me that.” You remind him.
“Did you?” He asks, brows lifting in faux surprise. He hums, face twisting in a look of wonder as he tugs a cigarette from behind his ear to stick between his lips. He clicks his tongue once and shrugs as he fishes out a lighter, “Can’t seem to remember.”
Yeah. You should’ve hung up.
“You know,” he pauses to burn the end of the cigarette, flipping the zippo shut and shoving it back in his pocket, “Considering I’m your handsome knight in shining armor,” he teases, casually gesturing towards your situation with the burning stick in hand, “I assumed you’d be happier to see me.”
You shortly hum then, “Keep dreaming, Munson.”
He grins then, lazy and lopsided. You watch his mouth for a moment, stuck on the way it wraps around the cigarette— no. Not this. Not him.
Smoke billows from his mouth when he responds, “Always do, sweetheart.”
You roll your eyes, a snarky remark dying on your tongue when he nods behind you and asks, “What’d you do?”
Your face twists in defense, “I did nothing— it just… died.” You shrug.
Eddie hums like he doesn’t believe you, pulling in a drag as he walks around to the front of your dad's car and rolls his sleeves up. You can’t help how your eyes linger on his arms for a moment, eyeing the dark ink and intricate veins, muscles flexing with every movement. You quickly glance away as he pops the hood open.
“Sounds to me like you ignored the warning signs.” He calls out from behind the hood.
You roll your eyes, shifting against the side of the car as you distract yourself with the boring scenery around you— seriously, this town has nothing to offer.
“Can you just figure out what’s wrong and fix it.” You snap as Eddie tinkers with the car.
He’s lost behind the hood for a few minutes, leaving you to try and distract your thoughts by boredly eyeing shapes into the ground until he slams the hood down, causing you to slightly jump.
The cigarette hangs from his lips, a few streaks of grease smeared on his hands. You’re annoyed, but you’re not blind. He looks good. Annoyingly so, even if you can’t stand him.
You shrug, “So?” You press.
He pulls the bandana hanging from his pants pocket, using it to wipe away the dirt on his hands, “Hate to break it to you, Barbie, but I can’t fix this here— gonna have to take it to the shop.”
You exhale sharply, resisting the urge to kick the stupid car. “That’s fuckin’ great.” You sarcastically mumble.
Eddie’s got a sly grin as he looks at you, honey-dewed beneath the sun, slick with the summer heat and his usual confidence. He tilts his head, eyeing you momentarily like he’s piecing you together before nodding towards his van, “Come on, I’ll take you home.”
You stare at him, summer heat boiling your blood and every last piece of sense you have— god, you just need to get into some AC. And Eddie’s looking at you like he already knows your answer, with a sly grin on his lips, brown eyes looking at you as if he could see every thought running through your head.
And you wonder if he’s lying. Would he lie about the state of your car just so he can be your saving grace? With the way he’s smirking, you wouldn’t put it past him.
Any other day had the temperatures been cooler, you would’ve gladly told Eddie to fuck off, and you’ll find another way home… But it’s hot. Ungodly hot.
So, you yank the car door open and grab your purse, slamming the door shut and locking it. Eddie smiles, taking one last drag before tossing the bud on the ground, “Your place or mine, honey?” He teases as he eyes your body. You feel his gaze more than you’d care to admit.
You grimace, fingers tight on the leather handle of your purse as you stomp past him towards his van, “Just drop me off, Eddie.” You snap.
“Copy that, Malibu.”
He’s hot on your trail, following after you like a pathetic hound as you walk to the passenger side. You reach over to open the door, only for Eddie to reach over you and open it for you. He pulls it open all the way, an annoyingly charming and teasing smile on his face as he politely gestures for you to get in.
You know what he’s doing.
He knows what he’s doing. And he’s so fucking smug about it.
You can barely hold the huff of annoyance that spills from you as you climb into his stupid van. But he’s not expecting you to buy into his little party trick— he’s surely not expecting you to climb into the passenger seat and slightly arch your back, your tiny skirt riding up your thighs as you slide into a comfortable position.
He quietly but surely clears his throat, glancing away as you wriggle your skirt back down your thighs, his fingers tightening over the handle for some seconds.
“Thanks, Eds.” You forcefully give a sweet smile, a tiny glimmer of joy sparking in you when he avoids your gaze and nods, “Yep. No problem.” He mumbles before slamming the door shut. You can barely hide the satisfied smile on your lips, basking in the glory of flustering Eddie as you settle into your seat.
Eddie takes his time to walk to the driver's side, the sound of his boots crunching over against the gravel with each of his steps. The driver's door creaks open— and for a moment, you think he’s going to say something, almost anticipating it, but—
He says nothing.
No. Eddie climbs into the driver's seat in complete, utter silence. He doesn’t say anything as he settles in, shifting the car out of park and peeling off back onto the road without a word.
It’s silent. Unbearably so. The most silence you think you’ve ever endured around Eddie— and you’re not sure if you should be thankful for it. You should be. But it feels weird, knowing Eddie’s true nature of constant noise.
Because Eddie Munson never shuts up.
But a quick glance to your left tells you exactly why.
There’s a smirk tugging at his lips, a glint in his eyes.
He’s enjoying this— just as you’d suspected.
Your face twists with something like annoyance, your eyes narrowing as you break the silence, “What?” You snap.
Eddie hums, ringed fingers tapping against the steering wheel, “Nothin’.” He shrugs, lips turning in a momentary frown, “Just enjoying the peace and quiet for once. Really nice. Crisp. You should try it, princess.” He teases.
You roll your eyes, huffing as you cross your arms over your chest in annoyance. A quick response dances on your tongue, but then—
Your stomach rumbles.
Painfully loud.
And Eddie hears it perfectly clear.
You tense.
His smirk opens, lips splitting into more of a grin, something downright giddy before he snaps his fingers— like he just won some stupid bet.
“Oh, that is beautiful,” he muses, eyes trained on the road. His face turns in amusement, “Could’ve sworn you were just sitting there all high and mighty, angel, but nope— even the mighty fall.” He shakes his head with a grin.
You glare, arms tightening over yourself as if that’ll silence the sound of your hunger, “Shut up.”
“Not a chance.” He quickly responds before glancing at you, “That was— Jesus, that was ace,” he huffs out a laugh as you groan in irritation, “When’s the last time you ate? Yesterday?” He teases
“None of your business, Munson.” You grumble, glaring outside the window.
“Ah, so yesterday. Got it.” He snickers to himself.
You’re still glaring out the window when Eddie says, “Well, now we have to get a bite to eat.” He says as if it’s obvious. Technically, it is.
Your head snaps his way, eyebrows furrowed with a pout on your lips, “What?”
Eddie’s grin widens, pure joy dancing in his eyes. “No. Take me home.” You demand.
The curly-headed boy shakes his head, “Can’t. Not when you’re out here starving, babe. That’s dangerous— you could, like, pass out or something. Scrape your knee in those little heels— and while I am in excellent shape—“
You groan, rolling your head and pressing your temple against the window, “Jesus Christ, Munson—“
“—I would rather not have to fight Harrington because I let his sister die of starvation, you get my gist? So, really, we have no choice but to go eat.” He shrugs. He glances at you and drops a wink your way, “For my sake.”
You stare at him, disbelief of your situation settling in your mind. He’s torturing you. That’s what this is— torture.
“Take me home.” You repeat.
But Eddie says nothing. He’s got a gleam in his eyes, the type that lets you know he’s already put his stupid little plan into action as he flips his turn signal on.
And before you can protest again, he’s turning into the tiny parking lot of a very conveniently placed diner.
“Eddie—“
“Relax,” He purrs, shifting the van into park, “You don’t have to thank me… but I do accept tips in the form of cash and kisses.”
You gawk at him, stomach flipping at his stupid fucking words because— seriously, who does this guy think he is?
“You are so fucking irritating, do you know that?” You stress.
Eddie shrugs, “So I’ve heard,” he opens his door, grabbing the keys from the ignition, “C’mon, I’ll even let you sit on my side of the booth.”
And before you can argue anymore, before you can fight it, he’s already climbing out and swinging the door shut. You sit in your seat, fingers curled into a fist as you watch Eddie waltz into the diner.
You shouldn’t follow him.
You shouldn’t reward his insufferable behavior.
And you really shouldn’t want to spend a second longer enduring his annoying presence.
But your stomach grumbles again. And there’s something fun about this back-and-forth you have with Eddie, something you’re not entirely sure of but couldn’t care less to figure out.
You drop your head against the headrest, a frustrated groan ripping from your chest. You pause for a moment, reeling yourself in before dragging in a deep breath and opening the door.
Whatever.
You’re hungry, and you’ve had a long day.
And Eddie?
Well, he’s got a shit-eating grin, already seated in a booth with a perfect view of you stomping across the parking lot.
You swing the door open, the bell above it ringing in some mocking little victory chime for Eddie— and you really hate the way he’s stretched over the back of the booth, arms splayed out in his usual, infuriating, cocky manner.
You should turn around.
You should flip him off, try and call home again, figure out a way to get away from his annoying and handsome smirk.
But you slide into the booth, an irritated pout on your lips as you cross your arms.
His smirk widens, his knee bouncing beneath the table as he tilts his head, “There she is,” he muses, leaning forward to grab a menu on the table and sliding it towards you, “In all her angry glory. Let’s get some food in that talkin’ tummy, yeah?”
“I hate you.” You grumble, begrudgingly grabbing the menu.
“Fair,” he hums, opening his own menu and grazing over the options, “Doesn’t change the fact that I saved your ass twice in one day. You’re 0-2, pixie— you kinda owe me.”
“I do not.” You quickly reply.
“Sure you do. Didn’t I just save you from incinerating off the side of the road? And haven’t I just saved you from dying of starvation? Seriously, you owe me, like, a dozen strawberry-milkshake-sugar-sweet kisses.”
You grimace at him from across the table for a moment, fingers tightening on the edges of the menu, “I’m not kissing you.”
Eddie grins, winking at you, “We’ll see about that.”
Before you can send a quick remark his way, a lady is stepping up to your table, boredly clicking her pen as she asks, “What can I getcha?”
Eddie’s grin never falters, but you don’t care to stare any longer, turning your focus to the lady, “A burger and fries, please. And a coke.” You order.
Eddie hums, eyes never having left you.
“For you, sir?”
Eddie smiles at the lady before looking back at the menu, “I’ll have a burger too— double stacked— extra pickles, onion, and cheese. Fries, make ‘em crispy, and a side of your special sauce, please… I’ll take some nugs too actually,” he lists off as the lady takes note, “Aaaand, two milkshakes. One chocolate, one strawberry— extra whipped cream with a cherry on top.” He finishes with a satisfied smile, closing the menu and handing it to the lady.
The lady walks off to put your order in, and you stare at Eddie as he leans back in the booth, “You realize you just ordered a meal for an entire nation, right?” You ask. “You’d snap with a strong breeze; where are you putting that?”
Eddie hums, tilting his head and thinking, “You ever ran from the cops before?”
Your face twists in confusion, “What? No?”
Eddie hums, “Burns the calories quicker than a line of coke.”
You pause for a moment, blinking at him as he gazes at you, fingers fiddling with a napkin as if his words are something normal to say— coming from him and his chaotic nature, though, you suppose they are.
You blink, “Why are you running from cops, Eddie?”
“The first, second, or third time?” He muses.
You stare.
He watches you, no indication of a joke on his face— and you begin to slightly worry.
But then he slowly grins, flicking a piece of ripped napkin paper at you, which you bat away with a grimace, “That’s called a joke, princess,” he teases, a devilish smirk on his face when he adds, “I’m a saint… only ran once.”
You nod, eyeing him, “Right.” you mutter, shaking your head.
The conversation naturally dies down then, and for a moment, there’s just the soft hum of the diner—plates clinking, low conversations murmuring around you. You tap your fingers lightly against the table, eyes drifting to the neon glow of the jukebox in the corner, wondering if you should say something.
A flash of that moment some nights ago passed by the forefront of your mind.
But before you can think too long about it, the food arrives.
Plates of hot food are placed before you— and Jesus Christ, you hadn’t realized how hungry you were until the scent of a fresh burger and fries wafts in the air, making your stomach clench. You eye the food for half a second before reaching for your burger, fully ready to demolish it—
Only to pause when Eddie immediately grabs his own and takes a massive bite, nearly inhaling it all.
You take a bite of your own, taking your time to thoroughly chew as you watch Eddie scarf down three bites worth in one. You raise an eyebrow, “You’re gonna choke.” You warn him.
Eddie hums, talking through a mouthful, “Worse ways to go.”
And you smile, taking another bite of your meal as you think— this kind of isn’t bad.
Eddie groans in satisfaction, slumping back into the booth with a dramatic sigh, a full stomach, and an empty plate. He spreads his arms wide across the top, stretching out like he’s just finished running a marathon. The chains and pendants hanging from his neck glimmer beneath the dim glow of the diner as he tilts his head, and you do your best to look anywhere else.
“So,” he looks at you, a look of amusement dancing in his eyes, “Care to tell me what you were doing all the way in sketchy-middle-of-bum-fuck-nowhere Indiana?”
You drag in a breath, twirling a fry between your fingertips as you shrug, “Mall.”
Eddie’s grin drops, face paling into a deadpan expression, ”That’s it?”
You pop the fry in your mouth, humming with a nod as you swallow before answering, “That’s it.”
Eddie blinks, face twisting in something like disgusted confusion, “You drove that far just to shop?”
You roll your eyes, glancing out the window as you cross your arms over your chest, “No, Eddie, I drove that far to practice my backflips off the escalator.”
Eddie snorts, leaning forward to snag a fry from your plate— he’d been stealing bites from you the whole time, sneaking around your hands to steal a dip in your ketchup or sip on your milkshake— and each time, he ignored your protests, so you’ve given up.
“Now that,” he snickers, pointing the fry at you, “I’d pay to see.” He eats the fry, a glimmer in his eye.
He shrugs, “Well? Get anything nice?”
You shrug, pulling your milkshake towards you and taking a long sip.
Eddie gasps, dramatized horror seeping around the edges. “Oh my god,” he muses, “You’re one of those people.”
You narrow your eyes in confusion, “Huh?”
Eddie grimaces, “The ones who just walk around and look for shits and giggles.”
You shrug, “What’s wrong with that?”
“Well, it’s a waste of a trip, doll.” Eddie points out, which is arguably true in your situation.
Still, you roll your eyes, “I bought stuff, asshole.”
Eddie grins, unbothered, swirling the straw in his nearly empty cup as he looks at you, “Oh? Something good, or does Indiana have nothin’ on California stock?”
You sigh, leaning back into the booth and crossing your arms, “Not that it’s any of your business, but I bought a pair of sunglasses. And a dress.” You say matter-of-factly.
Eddie’s lips twitch, “Wow. Life-changing. Try it on for me.”
You grimace, “In your dreams, Munson.”
“Name the color so I can get an accurate image.” He teases.
You stare at him, a devious look in his eyes and that stupid smirk that won’t wipe off his lips.
“Blue.” You casually say. Eddie groans. “Baby blue. Mid-thigh length.”
“Fuck.” Eddie mumbles, glancing out the window as he rubs a hand over his mouth. He looks back at you, playful lust in his eyes, “You’re an evil woman.”
You innocently shrug, taking another long sip of your milkshake.
And beneath the table, you shift your leg, not thinking much when you do it before—
Your foot nudges Eddie’s.
It’s not much, could easily be ignored and passed as an accident— which it is.
But Eddie doesn’t let it pass as so.
He nudges you back.
You pause, heart skipping a beat when your gaze flickers to him. He’s completely normal. Popping a fry in his mouth and chewing way too casually like he hasn’t just done that on purpose.
Like he isn’t waiting to see what you’ll do next. Like you’re too chicken to play this little game he’s started.
And because you’re not thinking, the sun having gone to your head or something, and maybe because you’re a little tired of thinking, you take the bait.
You nudge him again.
His lips twitch, brown eyes dancing across your face. He props his chin in his hand, lips twisting in thought as his foot presses against the side of yours, the toe of his boot scratching against your ankle.
“Favorite color?”
You hum, shrugging as you dance below the table, “Not my favorite, but I like it. You?” You respond casually, but your heart is thrumming in your chest, nearly flopping out onto the table because— Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
Your foot scratches against the lower back of Eddie’s calf, and he stirs, tossing another fry into his mouth in distraction.
“Blood red,” he easily says, “But— I doubt it’ll still be number one once I see that dress.”
And your game goes on.
Eddie stays casual, steady gaze settled on you as he snacks on the rest of your fries— like this is easy for him. Like this isn’t the first time you’re allowing yourself to play this— whatever this is— with him.
You’re very much aware of how your foot is still pressed against his. You’re very aware of this little cat-and-mouse game— your foot will brush his, he will nudge back, you will wander off, and he will find you.
And neither of you mention it.
Because Eddie isn’t, and you refuse to do it.
You let it build. The shock of warmth that shoots up your leg each time he finds you, the lousy waltz your eyes are in— you let it inch forward more and more.
Your milkshake is finished, and the sun is gone, but you’re still so fucking hot, and your neck burns, and just when you think to call it quits and pull away for good— Eddie traps you.
His foot sneaks in behind yours, and he loops around your ankle.
Not forcefully— you could definitely move away if you wanted to.
And you do. You think.
But he’s saying something, and you’re watching his lips move, his ringed fingers glimmer beneath the light, and his skin is pressed against yours beneath the table— and you don’t want to move. Can’t. Not even if you tried.
Not when he’s warm and gentle, and all of your defense is benched.
And goddamn him— he’s so fucking annoying, he doesn’t even look bothered, and he clearly isn’t when he flicks a soggy fry at your forehead.
“Ow, what the hell?” You frown, dusting the salt from your head.
“You weren’t paying attention.” He plainly says, though there’s a glint in his eyes.
You scowl, flinging the fry back at him only for him to dodge it, “You’re a child.”
“Yet you’re still here.”
He slinks his foot away from you, a cheeky grin tugging at his lips as you drag in a silent breath.
“What’s my favorite color?” He asks.
You gaze at him, subconsciously committing this view of him to memory as you boredly reply, “I was listening, you idiot.”
He turns his head, offering his ear as he gestures his fingers in a ‘speak up’ motion. You roll your eyes before responding, “Blood red.”
He hums, tapping the table as he exits the booth, “And don’t forget it next time you’re at the mall.” He winks.
The drive home is mostly quiet.
It’s not awkward, more so just… charged. Like neither of you wants to speak and shatter what you’d started beneath the diner table. Like you’re too afraid to speak of it and call it something.
A game. That’s all it was.
And your ankle is still buzzing.
You can almost feel the scratch of his boot against your skin.
Eddie’s fingers drum against the steering wheel, his rings clinking softly. The radio hums softly beneath the rumble of the van, something lazy and bluesy that sounds nearly historic crackling through the old speakers.
He pulls into your house, the van slowing to a stop— and you kind of had hoped the drive would never stop. Because maybe then, you wouldn’t be forced to finally say something.
What do you say?
The headlights wash over the white picket fence and pristine lawn— a sharp contrast to the dim, cramped diner where your foot had been tangled with his just an hour ago.
You shift in your seat, stalling, hand on the door handle but not moving. You try to convince yourself it’s because you’re tired— summer heat.
But you know better. And Eddie knows better, too.
“So,” he drawls, twisting one of his rings. He glances at you, curly hair rolling over his shoulders, a suppressed grin cracking at his lips, “Good date?”
You scoff, finally looking at him, “That wasn’t a date.”
Eddie smirks, huffing out a laugh as he briefly looks out his window like he’s trying to stop from bursting into a full-blown fit of laughter. “Right. My mistake.”
You roll your eyes, grabbing your bag, before opening the door to get out. Your feet hit the pavement, your fingers curling around the door, preparing to shut it when Eddie speaks again. His face is unreadable in the dim light, but his voice is… softer. Less teasing.
“You had fun, though, right?”
And you hesitate, gripping the handle of your bag— because yeah. You did. Too much.
You tilt your head, flashing a look his way before you shrug and respond, “I survived.”
Eddie laughs, craters of sun carving out in his cheeks as he looks away. And you can’t stop the mirror of a slight smile on your lips as you close the door and turn around.
He watches you walk to the door, and you only know not because you turn back around to catch it, but because you can feel his gaze burning with each step you take.
And because Eddie is a thorough chauffeur, he waits until you get the door open before driving away. And you don’t look back.
Not until the red glow of his taillights disappears down the street.
Eddie doesn’t leave your mind easily.
Granted, it’s been less than a day, but that doesn’t make your restlessness any less frustrating. After Eddie dropped you off, you spent the better half of your night batting away flashes of your afternoon with him.
His stupid grin when he picked you up. His teasing comments. His clunky rings. The way his lips curled around a cigarette, the brush of his skin against yours. It plays in your mind like a shitty looped movie, running on repeat from the moment you closed the car door to when you stepped into the shower to when your head hit the pillow.
Admittedly, it’s annoying as hell.
Like an itch. An intrusive thought that won’t quit no matter how hard you try to ignore it. If lobotomies were still legal, you might’ve scheduled one by now—because nothing, absolutely nothing, seems to get that stupid metalhead idiot out of your head.
Which is why you’re here now, lounging by your friend’s pool, still reeling, when the words slip out before you can stop them—
"Do you know Eddie Munson?"
Mia, one of the true friends you’ve made in the years of visiting Hawkins, sits on the lounge chair beside you, focused as she paints her toenails and hums. She doesn’t look up as she responds, “Eddie?” She pauses to blow on the wet paint and shrugs, “Yeah, of course. Why?”
You lean back against your chair, sunglasses dipping as you look at your friend, “He’s always at my house— friends with Steve,” you mutter, “Weird, right?”
Mia huffs a laugh, shifting as she focuses on her task, “Yeah, kinda. Don’t remember Steve having a resident bad boy in his little high school clique.”
“Exactly.” You muse, “That’s what makes it weird.” And honestly, you’re glad you’re not the only one who sees it. How Steve and Eddie even crossed paths will always be a myth to you.
And because your mind is a whirlwind of questions and you seem to have lost your dignity, you move on, voice neutral like your prodding is coming from a place of gossip— “Did you talk in school?”
Thankfully, Mia doesn’t seem to catch your curiosity— Eddie is an interesting guy compared to most people in Hawkins. She hums, still focused on her nails, “Not much. He was a grade above me, so we never really crossed paths, but y’know,” she shrugs, “People talk.”
That piques your interest, your brow raising as you ask, “Talk about what?”
Mia sighs as she shifts her attention to the next set of nails, “That he’s a troublemaker, for one. He was kind of just… always doing his own thing,” she mindlessly rambles, “Skipped class half the time, played in his band, sold drugs in the parking lot.” She huffs out a laugh, shaking her head, “Honestly, I don’t even think he tried to graduate.”
You scoff with a playful roll of your eyes, “Shocking.”
“He was kind of nuts. He was, like… crazy, but in a fun way,” she explains, “Loud, dramatic— he walked across the lunch table once, so, definitely not boring.”
Your face twists in confusion, imagining Eddie walking across a lunch table, but before you can ask, Mia shrugs and speaks again, “I don’t know, he’s kinda hot.”
You nearly freeze.
You glance over at Mia, playing it cool, when you hum in an uninterested tone, “Not my style.”
Mia shrugs, completely unfazed, “Fair. He’s not a lot of people’s style.” She pauses, tilting her head before a small smirk dances along her lips, “But, y’know, I did hear he’s good with his fingers.”
You blink, heart skipping a beat for a moment. “What?”
Mia grins, finishing her task and twisting the nail polish lid back onto the bottle as she shrugs, “You know… he’s in a band. Plays guitar. And allegedly, that skill transfers.”
You scoff, pushing your sunglasses higher up your nose as if the plastic frame will hide whatever the hell your face is doing, “Jesus Christ, Mia.” You mumble.
Mia laughs, stretching out her legs on the chair as she leans back and wriggles in her spot, “Hey, I’m just repeating what I heard,” she defends, “Some girl at a party a while back was very detailed about it.”
And you don’t want to think about it.
You really don't want to imagine whatever hell Eddie Munson’s fingers could release upon your body because that is the last thing you need, and god— you should’ve never asked.
You grab the magazine next to you, desperate to distract your hands from nervous fidgeting. You shrug, playing a facade of boredom, “Yeah, well. Still not my type.”
Mia snickers, gliding a pair of shades over her eyes and relaxing into her chair, “Sure, babe. Whatever you say.”
And you hate that you know she’s right.
The days pass uneventfully.
Or, at least, that’s what you tell yourself.
The heatwave has passed, so you keep yourself busy— lounging by the pool, flipping through magazines and books, running forced errands with your stepmother, and meeting up with Mia when you can. It’s enough to keep your mind occupied but not enough to stop Eddie’s presence from creeping in during the quiet moments.
It’s frustrating.
It was just one day. One stupid, random, impulsive day. And yet, his voice, his smirk, the way he looked at you before you left his car— it lingers. Just as much as your newfound information about his magical fingers.
It’s like trying to scrub off a marker stain that refuses to fade.
And it doesn’t help that Steve has been acting annoyingly weird. Smirking and snickering. Amused. Like he knows something.
And you shouldn’t feel bothered by it— because it was nothing— but you do.
You’re sitting at the dining table, absently pushing the grilled asparagus around your plate, hardly listening to whatever your stepmother is saying until your dad says your name.
“Did you go out today?” He asks, cutting into his steak.
You shrug, “Not really. Just hung out here. Swam for a bit.”
Steve snorts, barely looking up from his plate as he spears a bite of chicken. Your brows knit together, face twisting in subtle annoyance before you decide to ignore him.
”What about the rest of the week? Been keeping busy, right? You’ve got another two months left; can’t spend it locked up inside.”
You refrain from rolling your eyes and shrug again, “I guess. Nothing exciting. There’s, like, nothing to do here anyway.”
Steve huffs a laugh, chewing his chicken as he shakes his head like he can’t believe what he’s hearing. You barely have a chance to shoot a glare his way before he mutters, “Don’t lie. She’s been hanging with Eddie.”
His words crash over you like a bucket of ice water.
Because, what the fuck?
Your head snaps toward him, stomach twisting, pulse skipping a beat, “I have not been hanging with Eddie,” you snap. “We hung out once. By accident.”
Your dad hums, sipping his drink, “When you broke my car.”
You glare at him next— that conversation didn’t go over well— “Yes, when your car broke down, which was, again, an accident.” You stress.
Steve huffs, sending an unconvinced glare your way, “Yeah? Well, quit throwing yourself at him then, ‘cause I’m tired of hearing him ramble about you.”
“Steve.” Your stepmother warns.
And you… you’re not quite sure if you’re breathing right.
What?
Your body runs so hot you could nearly burn a hole through the table. Your father smirks around the rim of his glass, eyes holding an amused glimmer like this is the most entertaining thing he’s heard all week.
You, however, are not entertained.
“I’m not throwing myself at anyone, you absolute moron.” You grit out, face burning despite your best efforts.
Steve shrugs, “Could’ve fooled me.”
You glare, turning back to pushing at the food on your plate, “You don’t even know what you’re talking about.”
Steve just leans back in his chair, his mother shaking her head as her son continues to spew out nonsense, “Oh, I don’t? Well, I guess Eddie’s been hallucinating then, huh?”
You scoff in disbelief, “Probably. The drugs probably finally got to him, I don’t fucking know!” You stress.
“Language.” Your father warns, earning an eye roll from you.
Steve's mom gasps, turning to her son, “Steve!” She exclaims, “Drugs?”
Steve waves her off with an annoyed glance, “All I’m saying is there’s no way Eddie is the only one buying into whatever you two have going on— gross.”
Your heart kicks up a speed, but you fight to keep your expression neutral.
“Well, it’s not my fault your weird friends never spent more than two minutes around a girl.” You bite back.
Steve’s mother finally waves her hands about the table, “Okay, you two, that’s enough. We’re not here to discuss sibling politics; we’re here to eat.”
Steve shrugs, taking another bite into his chicken— which you hope is poisoned. You roll your eyes, returning your attention to your plate, trying to act like your pulse isn’t pounding in your ears.
But it is.
And as much as you don’t want to, you can’t stop wondering about Eddie’s supposed “ramblings.”
And you tell yourself it doesn’t matter.
That maybe he’s just rambling about how he thinks you’re annoying or something stupid— but from how Steve put it, and from the way Eddie acts towards you—
You know it’s the complete opposite.
And you hate that it makes your insides twist.
The past few days have been… weird.
Eddie doesn’t know exactly why, but something’s been sitting in his chest, subtle yet loud.
Maybe it’s because he’s been trying not to think about you.
Which, by the way, isn’t working.
Because he can’t stop thinking about you.
Admittedly, Eddie is a flirt at heart. He likes playing with shiny things, and you’re a fucking beam of light. That being said, sure, Eddie initially started this little cat-and-mouse game as a fun little summer activity, but shit Eddie’s never been this dedicated to a game other than D&D.
He knew his chances with you were slim— because what’s a guy like him doing poking his nose around a girl like you? But the other night, sitting across from you in that shitty diner, hearing your laugh and seeing your smile, feeling you against him— shit, Eddie’s done for.
Sugar-sweet, honeycomb, crisp sunshine— Eddie feels this sticky, gooey substance oozing down the sides of his insides every time you pass by.
He’s kept himself busy, helping Wayne with the truck, jamming with the guys, and doing extra shifts at the shop. He’s been a busy guy for a guy that isn’t usually busy.
And you’d think it’d tire his brain out enough to not be able to think about you, but nope.
You’re still there, at the forefront of his mind, bright as ever, Malibu sun in all her glory.
If Eddie’s being honest, he gave up trying after the second day.
Lets you run rampant in his cluttered mind, sprinkling stardust on everything and throwing up glitter. God, Eddie’s fucked. And he knows it, not only because he feels it when he sees you and his body gets this surge of adrenaline, but also because— Steve sees it.
Eddie doesn’t know; maybe he said something offhanded— his mouth runs a lot; he stopped paying attention to it back in middle school— so he was kind of thrown when Steve just casually looked at him and went, “If you’re gonna have a crush on my sister, at least do it silently, man.”
Eddie… did nothing.
Couldn’t.
Not even if the weed allowed him to.
He thinks he just laughed, said something witty, and told Steve to fuck off, but he doesn’t quite remember— why? Because he was busy thinking about you.
He’d been waiting for a chance to get alone with you again, whisk you away like he did the other night, make you fall disgustingly hard for him— shit, get a ring, make it official or something, jump every last one of the hoops— but you’ve done an excellent job at making yourself scarce.
Until now.
Now, Eddie’s at the town's yearly carnival, and you’re right fucking there.
Eddie barely processes it at first— he’s walking through the loud park with the guys, laughing at something dumb Jeff said, and that’s when he feels it— the weight of your gaze.
He glances up, and sure enough, there you are.
And you’re already looking at him.
And Eddie has you caught.
You’re standing near the ticket booth, arms crossed, expression unreadable beneath your sunglasses. The neon lights drip over you in shifting colors— blue, then pink, then gold.
Malibu sun in all her beautiful, stubborn glory.
You don’t look away. Or maybe you do. Eddie can’t tell past the lights bursting across your shades, but he takes it upon himself to grab the invitation either way.
A slow, wicked, and hungry grin tugs at his lips. He alters his course, peeling off from his group of friends without so much as a word. They don’t notice— he doubts they’d question it if they did.
He weaves through the crowd, sugar-high kids dashing past him, hands in his pockets and eyes loose on you until he’s standing right before you.
The smell of your perfume drifts in the wind, whizzing up his nose and licking the grooves of his brain. His stomach churns.
“Fancy seeing you here, princess.”
You lift an unimpressed brow, still unreadable beneath your glasses. “Mm. Lucky me.”
Stubborn as ever.
Eddie inhales it like freshly washed sheets.
Eddie smirks, leaning against the ticket booth, “Careful. Almost sound happy to see me.”
You scoff, shifting your weight and glancing away, “In your dreams.”
“You’d be surprised how often you show up there, honey.”
You hum, your nose wrinkling— Eddie’s insides burn.
“Surprised? Not really. Grossed out? Maybe.”
Eddie raises a brow, “You know what… I’ll take a maybe.”
His gaze flickers towards a ride across the park, and he looks back at you as you retrieve your tickets from the man in the booth. And before you can walk away, Eddie speaks again, “Take a ride with me?”
You look at him momentarily, seemingly thinking it over before shrugging, “No thanks.”
You turn around, taking a few steps before Eddie jogs up to you, turning and walking backward as he paces before you, “Come on babe,” he drawls, “I’m offering you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity here.”
You raise an eyebrow, fingers tight around your string of carnival tickets, “Well, I heard you’ve got a reputation with girls and your fingers, so, can’t be much of a missed opportunity.”
Eddie physically malfunctions.
His smirk falters, just for a second, his pace slowing.
And you pause, and Eddie sees it on your face— you fucked up.
Your lips part for a moment, about to say something, something to debunk what the hell you just said— but Eddie beats you to it.
He laughs, eyes widening in disbelief, “Oh-ho-ho,” Eddie delights, “Look at you, princess. Fishing for details.” He drawls. You groan, attempting to walk around him only for Eddie to follow after you.
He squeezes his eyes shut, shaking his head as if it’ll help him digest your words easier, “Hold on— did you just slut shame me?” He exclaims with a grin.
“Yes. And no, I wasn’t fishing for details.” You hiss.
“No, no, no,” Eddie places a hand on your shoulder and turns you to him, “You can’t just drop that in casual conversation and expect me to let it go.” He pauses, eyes narrowing at you before he leans in, a devilish smirk on his lips as his voice lowers, “You wanna try ‘em out, huh?”
You grimace, “Excuse me—”
Eddie wriggles his decorated fingers in your face, “Right here, ready to go for you, honeybee.”
You smack your hand against Eddie’s, batting him away as your face twists with an annoyed expression, “And what about you?” You press.
Eddie looks at you, amusement woven with confusion, “What about me?” His fingers dance across your wrist, licks of fire kissing his fingertips, “I’m not the one accusing you of sleeping with the entire town, sugartits.” He points out.
You hum, crossing your arms and straightening your back, “Well, you’re the one rambling to Steve about me. That’s cute, Munson.” You lean in, “You’ve got a crush on me.”
Eddie’s brain short-circuits.
Because what the fuck is he supposed to say to that?
He blinks.
“The hell are you talking about?”
You tilt your head, a smirk tugging at your lips, “Steve told me.”
Eddie scoffs, looking away as if unfazed, shifting in his spot as he shrugs, “Steve’s full of shit.”
You hum, “If you say so.”
Eddie shrugs, “So we’re both in love— knew that already.”
“We are not—“
Eddie waves you off, trying and failing to suppress a smile, “Yeah, yeah— getting on the ride or what?”
You look at Eddie, arms crossed, cute and disgruntled.
Oh, he’s definitely got you stuck.
“One ride.”
Eddie smirks, slinging an arm over your shoulders and forcing you to walk with him, “Just what I like to hear.”
He takes you across the park, a shit-eating grin on his face and you under his arm. Eddie glances at you, smirking at your forced look of annoyance. He snags your sunglasses, perching them on his face and grinning when you grumble and try to take them back, “Come on, princess. Gotta save my eyes; your smiles just too bright.” He teasingly complains, poking at the side of your lips.
You roll your eyes, giving up on retrieving your glasses when he bats you away. “You’re so annoying,” you grumble, but Eddie sees your lips twitch.
“You love me.” He squeezes your arm.
And because Eddie’s a total shithead, he stops at the scariest-looking ride in the park, smirking when you gaze up at it, arms crossed.
“Nope.”
Eddie tilts his head, grinning. “Nope?”
You turn to Eddie, a stern look on your face, “Nope,” you repeat, “I’m not getting on that thing.” You point towards the ride of screaming victims.
Eddie clutches his chest dramatically, “Wow,” he muses, “Can’t believe this. Little miss indestructible, afraid of a little carnival ride.”
You glare at him, “It’s not fear; it’s common sense. I like my feet on the ground.”
“Oh?” Eddie hums, lips mockingly turning into a pout, “Sounds like fear, baby.”
You huff, shifting your weight, “Pick something else.”
Eddie looks at the ride for a second before looking back at you. “Nah.”
“Eddie—”
“Just so we’re clear,” Eddie holds up a finger, leaning in when he speaks, “If you pick another ride, I’m never letting you live this down. Every time I see you, I’ll greet you with a, ‘Hey, remember when you chickened out at the carnival?’”
Your jaw clenches. A pause of silence. A glance at the ride.
Caught.
So fucking caught.
“So fucking stupid.” You mutter with a shake of your head. “Fine.”
The metal bar slams over your laps with a heavy clunk, ringing in Eddie’s ears like a winning chime.
And beside him, you shift in your seat, hands gripping the bar, jaw tight as you glare straight ahead. Eddie grins, lounging back like he’s in a recliner, one arm draped over the side.
“You look tense, princess.”
“I wonder why,” you deadpan.
Eddie snickers, impulsively reaching out and giving your bar a heavy shake just to mess with you. You flinch, snapping your head towards him and gripping his hands, “Stop that.” you stress, peeling his fingers from your seat.
“What?” Eddie drawls, “Just making sure it’s secure.” He hums innocently, a shit-eating grin on his face to ruin the act. “Wouldn’t want you flying off, now, would we?”
You exhale sharply, a frown on your face as you turn forward again, “I hate you.”
“You keep saying that, but you’re still risking your life for me.” He teases.
You roll your eyes, fingers still tight around the bar. Eddie leans in a little, voice dropping when he asks, “You nervous?”
You scoff, knuckles nearly popping from your skin, “No.”
“You sure?” Eddie grins, “You’re holding onto that thing like it’s your last hope.”
You release the bar immediately, crossing your arms instead, “I just— I don’t trust these things, alright.” You grumble.
Eddie hums, glancing around, “Yeah, I mean… I did see a loose bolt on the track earlier— but I’m sure it’s fine.”
You turn, eyes wide, as you look at Eddie, and it takes Eddie everything in his body not to burst into a fit of laughter.
“Are you serious?” You stress.
Eddie pauses. Thinks you’re the prettiest sight when you’re about to fling yourself off the ride and probably murder him.
Then he grins. “Nah.”
You elbow him— quite hard, actually— and Eddie barks out a laugh just as the ride jerks to life, gears whirring as you begin your slow ascent.
Eddie glances at you again, sees the way you shift, the way you press your lips together as the ground sinks further and further beneath you.
And Eddie can’t help himself.
“You can hold my hand if you want,” he offers, wriggling his fingers in your direction.
You glance at his fingers. Eddie thinks you consider it, but you huff and look away, adjusting your grip on the bars, “I’d rather die.”
Eddie just laughs, the wind whipping through his hair as the ride reaches the top, “Suit yourself, princess.”
And then—
The ride drops.
Eddie’s head throws back in laughter, and the wind roars, whipping through his curls and pressing his shirt to his chest as gravity yanks you both down. The weightlessness sends a rush through his veins, fire licking hot through his veins. He fucking loves this.
A scream rips through the air beside him.
Eddie glances over and— oh, shit, this is better than the ride itself.
You look miserable.
Your eyes are squeezed shut, your mouth open in a blood-curdling scream that gets stolen by the wind and stirring gears, drowned out by the deafening carnival sounds. You’re gripping the safety bar like your life depends on it— which it does— and your body is stiff as you get thrown into a loop.
Eddie laughs even harder then, because— god, she’s adorable.
The ride twists, flips you upside down, and snaps you back into another soul-snatching drop. You let out another breathless scream, like you’ll never come out of this alive, cursing at Eddie like he’s this is his fault— and Eddie soaks up every second, grinning wide, weightless, and free.
And then something grabs him.
Eddie falters for a moment and blinks, head snapping down, and— oh.
Your hand. Wrapped tight around his. Like it’s instinct— like you reached for him without thinking.
The ride whips sideways, but Eddie’s hardly paying attention to that anymore.
His hand is on fire.
Sweet, sizzling, hot fire.
You don’t let go. Not even when the ride is tossed through another loop, not when your breath stutters from the sheer force of another drop— your hand stays steady planted around Eddie’s.
He feels the tremble in your fingers, how hard you’re clutching— like he’s steadier than the metal bar bolted to the seat, solely there to protect you.
Eddie’s stomach flips, and it’s not because of the ride.
He’s grinning wide, fingers curling around your hand, allowing himself to greedily take your mindless opening.
By the time the ride slows to a stop, Eddie’s still smiling, riding high on a sunny-bliss wave.
You rip your hand from his, and Eddie watches as you unbuckle yourself, your face twisted in utter betrayal.
“That was awful.” You pant, shaking out your hands like they’ve fallen asleep, “I fucking hate you.”
Eddie cocks his head, beaming. “You held my hand.”
You pause, still breathing shakily, as you look at Eddie for a second. Your gaze flickers down, fingers flexing like they remember how Eddie felt just moments ago.
Eddie’s grin stretches as your expression shifts from realization to horror, and before you can say something, Eddie wiggles his fingers, “Still feelin’ ‘em, too. Strong grip, princess. You sure you don’t wanna hold ‘em again?”
You shove Eddie so hard he nearly topples over.
Eddie laughs, honest and deep in his chest— god, he’s having fun.
Eddie unbuckles his seat, lifting the bar above your heads, careful not to hit you. You step down from the seat, wobbling for a moment, but Eddie catches your elbow before you take out an entire family of children.
“Woah there,” he muses, holding you steady, “You okay? Need me to carry you?”
You glare at him, letting Eddie gently guide you out of the way for other passengers, “Pick something else before I kill you.”
Eddie grins.
God, he so fucking won.
“Don’t have to tell me twice, honeybee.”
And just like that, you’re off again, moving through the park like it’s just the two of you.
And you don’t bring up your friends.
Neither does Eddie.
You just keep going, slipping from one ride to the next, getting caught up in the rush, the lights, the sheer gravity of just being together. Eddie’s never felt this high.
By the time Eddie does think about your groups of friends, it’s already too late. They’re gone.
Not that he gives a single shit.
Mostly everyone is slowly leaving the park because they’re about to close, but one last ride catches Eddie’s eye.
“One more?”
You look at Eddie, a glow on your face that Eddie can’t stop admiring. “I think I’ve had enough of feeling my heart drop out of my ass, Munson.”
Eddie smiles, already tugging you towards the ride he has in mind. “This one's slow.”
You look at him, eyes narrowing in suspicion of the devilish grin on his face. You follow his gaze, groaning when you land on his target, “That’s for couples.” You point out, “And it’s cheesy.”
Eddie shrugs, “We’re a couple, babe. Madly in love, you and I.”
You roll your eyes, barely fighting back as Eddie pulls you into the Tunnel of Love.
There’s no one in line, so Eddie slips the guy two tickets and leads you straight to the awaiting boat. He lends you a hand into the boat because he’s a gentleman before he’s a menace, before taking a seat next to you.
You sit quietly, looking everywhere but Eddie— because here in this tiny little shitty boat, you’re practically sharing the same breath. And Eddie loves it.
“This is stupid.” You mutter.
“As stupid as the first, second, third, or fourth ride you said was stupid?” Eddie teases, draping an arm across the back of the boat, not touching you but just there.
You glare at Eddie, and the boat drifts forward, slipping into the tunnel’s shadow. The warm glow of the carnival lights disappears behind you, swallowed by the dim flicker of fake candles and twinkling stars overhead. It’s quiet in here— just the soft hum of old music and the gentle rush of the water beneath the boat.
You shift beside Eddie, arms crossed as your eyes dance around, “This is kind of creepy.”
Eddie smirks. He leans in, voice low like he’s telling a secret, “It’s haunted, actually.”
You huff through your nose, unimpressed, though your knee bounces momentarily, “Yeah, okay.”
”No, really,” Eddie insists, biting back a grin. You glance at him, your faces close. “Couple got stuck in here. Died. Now they haunt anyone who makes out in these things.”
You huff out a laugh, eyes glancing away as you turn back to the ride, “Wow. So tragic. Guess we should definitely avoid that, then.”
Eddie shrugs, all casual and smug, turning back to the ride as well, “I mean… unless you’re feeling brave— ever been ghost hunting?”
You scoff, shoving at Eddie, your stifled smile peeking out beneath the dim lights. Eddie’s fast— catches your elbow and grins when you glare at him.
He doesn’t let go.
His grip isn't hard, easy enough that you could pull away if you wanted to, but you don’t.
So, Eddie distracts you, spinning this stupid lie about a dead couple as his fingertips drag along the inside of your wrist, featherlight. You shift slightly, eyes taking in the twinkling lights and windows of displays.
And Eddie takes a chance.
Silky smooth, he slides his palm over yours— slow and easy— linking your hands together before you can think too hard about it.
There’s a roaring fire in his chest. Breathing and so fucking alive, and his Malibu sun is feeding it dry wood.
“I don’t believe your story.”
Eddie grins, squeezes your hand once, playful, like it’s just part of the joke, “Don’t come crying to me later tonight when an old woman comes knockin’ shit around in your room.”
You raise a brow, “I’m willing to bet it’d just be you sneaking in like a creep.”
Eddie hums, calloused fingertips dragging over your knuckles. “Wouldn’t be books and makeup knocking around then.”
You groan, pink and red lights casting over your grimace, “Gross. Might be the worst one tonight.” But the corner of your mouth twitches, betraying you.
And Eddie grins, then.
And because Eddie wants to revel in what’s left of being on this ride with you, he says nothing more. He sits there, pressed against you, letting his hand burn in yours.
The carnival hums in the distance, fading into nothing as you and Eddie cross the gravel lot.
Your hand isn’t in Eddie’s anymore.
Eddie misses it, but he doesn’t push it.
There’s a silence between you, not awkward or bad, just… silence.
It’s warm, a slight breeze drifting by that cools the hot bones in Eddie’s body.
Eddie’s hands are shoved in his pockets, scared to let them out because his fingers keep twitching, buzzing with this need to touch you. You’re walking beside him, watching your shoes pace in the gravel, arms wrapped around yourself.
Eddie kind of hates the sight of his van when you walk up to it.
He says nothing, walking over to the passenger side, swinging the door open, and stepping back to let you climb in.
You swallow, stepping forward to get in.
And you make the biggest fucking mistake of looking at Eddie.
Eddie doesn’t know; he’s skyrocketed in the sky, looking down at the earth and weightless in the air— because your lips are on his
He’s not sure who leaned in; maybe it was him— it was probably him— perhaps it was you, but it doesn't matter because he’s kissing you.
And you’re kissing him.
He startles for a moment— just for a second— before instinct takes over. His greedy hands creep out of his pockets to find your waist, dragging you closer as he kisses you, hard and sure.
It’s impulsive. A little messy. Like something that’s been aching to happen all night just snapped loose all at once.
You exhale sharply against his mouth— like you can’t believe what’s happening. Like you might know, this is toeing the line, but Eddie doesn’t let you think too long.
He tilts his head, deepens it— just a little. Just enough to make you forget whatever had been rolling around in your mind.
And fuck, he feels it too. The heat. The weight of it. The fact that this is the first time you’re face to face with this dance you’ve been dancing these last weeks.
You’re pressed against the side of his van, fingers curled into his shirt and kissing him to his death.
He cups your face— can’t get enough of you— and you whimper before pulling away, breathing heavily, hands still clutching his shirt.
Eddie looks at you, your wide eyes, your wet lips, and he licks his own— and he can taste you.
Sugar, cherry, honeydew, Malibu fucking sun— dancing on his tongue, heavy and soft.
And when he looks in your eyes, Eddie realizes he’s entirely, irrevocably, and immensely done for.

Now I told you, so you ought to know
It takes some time for a feeling to grow
But you're so close now, I can't let you go
And I can't let go
- magnet and steel x walter egan

part three.
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a/n: THEY SMOOCHED !!! AHHH !!! lmaoo okay guys we're smooth (ish) sailing from here on out ;) I can guarantee there will be some smutty action next chappy hehe. anyways, I hope u enjoyed lovesick eddie this chap. as always, thank you for riding along, ily and appreciate any and all forms of feedback <3
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I once saw a quote that said the idea for Buffy came from subverting the horror movie trope of ‘woman is attacked in dark alley’, by making the female protagonist stronger than her attacker.
But I do find it interesting that when the female MC is given the power to fight back, she’s not just expected to protect herself, but to save everyone else as well.
And I think that’s such a tragic side to Buffy’s character, that it’s never enough for her just to protect herself, she has to save the world too, even at the expense of her own life and happiness.
#and so the idea that came from a woman being able to protect herself from being killed#cycles back to the woman dying anyway#and then#omfg#and then even in death she isn’t permitted to rest#because the world needs her to protect it again#seriously let women rest man 🥲#btvs#buffy summers#buffy the vampire slayer
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Omfg. I need this. Immediately. Look at this beautiful thing!
It includes removable cards on the duel disk arm side! 10/10. Link to the sweater is here
#yugioh#ugly christmas sweater?#this isnt ugly its a work of art#omfg#the fact that one arm is a duel disk is amazing
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I DON'T KNOW HOW HE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT

But I'm the person who made him
HIS NAME IS GUMBERT
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Phainon loves nothing more than pressing his tongue deep into your pussy, lapping up every drop of Mydei’s cum as if trying to claim it for himself. He moans against your slick heat, savoring the taste, relishing the way your body trembles under his touch. Each slow, deliberate stroke of his tongue is possessive, almost reverent, as if he can erase Mydei’s mark and replace it with his own. But no matter how much he licks, no matter how greedily he drinks, he knows—your body still belongs to Mydei. And that only makes him want you more.
His hands grip your thighs tighter, holding you open as his tongue delves deeper, desperate and aching. He murmurs against your swollen folds, half-crazed, whispering how good you taste, how unfair it is that Mydei gets to fill you up while he’s left to clean the mess. But he doesn’t stop. He won’t stop. Because every time Mydei takes you, it means Phainon gets another chance to ruin you in his own way—one slow, torturous lick at a time.
#blueberrisdove#phainon x y/n#honkai star rail x reader#honkai phainon#phainon x you#phainon hsr#phainon x reader#hsr phainon#phainon#hsr x female reader#hsr x y/n#hsr x you#hsr x reader#honkai star rail smut#honkai star rail#honkai x reader#anyways#omfg
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Distraught, destroy, devastated.
The art from my small Kakashi animatic/pmv
Lyrics are from the song forwards beckon rebound by Adrianne Lenker
#naruto#naruto art#kakashi#kakashi hatake#omfg#look at it#just#and the song..#I’m so abnormal about this art and this show#Ong.
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