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so-very-small · 3 months ago

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genie: so, you have three wishes-

me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.

genie: that’s…. specific.

me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.

genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this

me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword

genie: NICE

#g/t #which ex is this about? i’ll never tell #i genuinely feel like ive moved on but sometimes i think of some funny shit like this and i have to post it #so pls dont think im hung up on anyone. im just a comedian who capitalizes on life experiences #anyways. god i want a sword. i want one so bad #i want a replica of inigo montoyas blade SOOOO BAD

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