#these texts made me giggle

[sualne]

was going to post these separately but,,

[halflifebutawesome]

Can we get. Anybody in cardboard tube fight. I've been inspired due to recent events + deaths and rebirths

not pictured, moments before: Gordon coming downstairs to see what was going on only to be immediately hit full force in the head with a cardboard tube by benry

[saintprivateer]

yeeeIKES …

[fishfission-dc]

my favorite criminals, inspired by this post :)

(they’d probably both be Ken in this format but Roy is thinking about all of his family members and friends who are going to make fun of him for this. Just another day for Jason though.)

[nosferatil]

Things Brynjolf would say but its a text from my boss:

[s0ft-karina]

live, laugh, cum

[borgialucrezia]

hot take but the borgia apocalypse script was actually pretty good, and the characterizations were spot on. it's mindboggling how some fans hated on it solely because they expected a sunshine and rainbows ending between cesare and lucrezia. the truth is, they were never meant to be a pure fairytale couple. the most compelling aspect of their relationship is their intense toxic codependency and destructive dynamic. their obsession with each other consumed the energy, love, affection, and innocence of those around them, leading to tragic outcomes for anyone who got close to them. neil jordan stayed true to the plot with the apocalypse script, unlike what we saw in the s3 finale. despite cesare proclaiming his devotion to lucrezia and claiming to prioritize her happiness, he hurt her by killing alfonso and betraying her, alongside rodrigo, while keeping her in the dark about their plan. cesare ultimately turned out to be just like his father—his mirror image, his favorite chess piece, and a future king and pope. it was captivating to watch both rodrigo and cesare spiral into ambition and murder, becoming sociopaths. personally, i'm fascinated with the idea of cesare and lucrezia's relationship growing darker and cesare prioritizing his political gain, which terrifies lucrezia. this is the direction cesare's character would have headed if the show hadn't been canceled and if showtime had allowed neil jordan to film the script. 'world of wonders' should have been the episode that made the audience realize cesare was a manipulative, self-contradicting psychopath but alas! anyway, in the apocalypse script, he reaches the last stage of becoming a complete monster (for example, *spoilers* when he cuts off catrina's lips and poisons naples' water, killing half the city). this transformation occurs as he loses the remaining traces of humanity that were present in the first three seasons. valid criticism of the rushed nature of the script is understandable. jordan didn't have time to edit it and only released it to console devastated fans. i'm confident that his final draft would have been 100% better than what we have. in short, there's no way someone as genius as him would ruin the show he created with a disappointing ending or ooc moments. so if there's an opportunity for him to adapt it for the screen, it would be a serve as i enjoyed the overall conclusion of the story

[elvispresley]

i sent a tumblr post about john and paul to my boyfriend (he loves the beatles’ music but not Obsessed) and he literally confirmed mclennon?! wild

[deadandphilgames]

[thedrotter]

as a little treat i am sharing with you little Aya doodles I've done over the last few days to unwind ww just little expressions based on lines in-game because those are always fun to draw. nothing too special just biscuit

it's Aya because upon doing bizarrely throughout playthroughs of the game for still unspecified project purposes I've gained a soft spot for her she's my daughter now my mental tier list on my favorite characters is so confusing right now

[batfleckgifs]

[uhzuku]

Hawks just 'accidentally' falling on dick like "whoops I slipped!" like bitch prepped, totally calculated where to put the trash to trip and was only wearing a towel?

keigo ‘dick-slip’ takami just out here doing what he does best okay

[ezra-trait]

hey google search "how to be normal and polite and not weird"

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[huellitaa]

hello (threateningly)

[dentalcaring]

mutual: you like tes?!?!??

me, remembering my estormo & dunmer & dwemer oc rp blogs circa 2014 that i often accessed with my school issue ipad 2 during HS study hall with a far off look in my eyes: yeah… yeah you could say that