#then im thirsty again

[universal-verringbebe]

Okay so here's a few screenshots from Xavier's birthday greeting

HE CALLED HIMSELF THE BAKERY AND MY THIRSTY ASS WAS LIKE "I know, I smack that ass every chance I get when you turn around." 😭😭😭

The shyness when he sings happy birthday 😭😭😭 the little blush, I am not okay

LIKE.. HE WAS SO SWEET AND PRECIOUS????

AND THEN I WAS LIKE BACK TF UP, I MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND CATCH FEELINGS IF YOU KEEP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT. I AM A ZAYNE GIRLY, STAY IN YOUR LANE.

brb, sobbing into my pillow.

[wishchip106]

i smell like onions ☹️

[watmalik]

what the fuck is this

[konigsblog]

könig specifically loves orange fanta.

[duckyfann9871]

they knew exactly what they were doing with these angles

[fallershipping]

Xerosic getting three original art cards in the TCG is a crime

not because he's Xerosic

but because there's an old man lover in the TCG and they're preventing Anabel and Emma from getting cards AAAAA

[hackedxy0x]

Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Love/Hate, Enemies to Lovers, or whatever the hell they are, Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Dazai-Typical Suicide Mentions (Bungou Stray Dogs), Bickering, Canon-Typical Soukoku Interactions, because these two need a warning, and maybe therapy, POV Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Attempt at Humor, Blood and Injury, Waltzing, Unresolved Tension, Swearing, Teamwork, Poisoning, Denial of Feelings, Kissing, Dom/sub Undertones, Confessions, Drinking, Revelations, Near Death Experiences, Mischief, pining (but in denial), Nakahara Chuuya Uses Corruption (Bungou Stray Dogs), ability loss, Fluff and Crack, Crack Summary:

"The only way out is to pass all of the tests," Nora said brightly, "If you don't, you stay here forever. I'd love the company."

"Forever?" Chuuya winced at that. There was no way in hell he was staying here forever. Especially not with Dazai.

"Oh, don't worry," she said, "you don't actually stay here forever." Chuuya waited for the catch.

"Only until you starve to death. Then you die."

Amazing. - - - - Five tests to prove the depth of your bond.

Chuuya and Dazai get trapped inside of an ability made sigil. Now there's a creepy lady telling them that in order to get out they need to complete five tests.

If they don’t pass they’ll just stay there forever or die, but no biggie, right?

[woodsborostabathon]

i dont wanna say who tho i imagine its easy to guess just bc i would feel kinda bad but when i was at someone’s table yesterday the chick who was there like helping run it was talking abt how she had overheard a bunch of like grown ass, old enough to be his mother women making really blatantly down bad comments abt him while they were in his line and man… mind you it was literally his first con AND his actual mom was there w him what the hell 😭

[ilikehfjone]

CRYING AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥

uh. yeah sorry.

[iwakuraz]

drank a cup of apple juice about an hour ago and I think that was my favourite event from today

[killemwithkawaii]

I love that y'all will just sporadically drop the horniest, nastiest, most self-indulgent asks in my inbox, even when I haven't posted in like a week. I take my role as the resident Sally Face fandom confessional/ cringe corner keeper with such pride... truly, it is a Privilege and an Honor that my blog has become the showcase (and fuel) for such high levels of Sally and Larry-lovin brainrot 🫰🥺💌💖💖💖

[theworstcreature]

GUYS QUICK SOMEONE WITH BETTER SKILLS THAN ME UNBLUR THIS

Bc I’m DESPRATE to know what the setlist is

[sanchoyo]

haven’t been on much bc my dog has been sick :( between seizures and an infected tooth we’ve been having a Time trying to get everything fixed (this started around the holidays so our vet has been very booked up…we have been like 3-4 times in the past 4-5 weeks OTL does not help it’s like an hour drive there, so that’s been exhausting) now his new seizure meds are making him sick (was hoping it was like, just an adjustment period thing but he’s been sick for a week and having concerning symptoms…) if I’m not on a ton or slow to replying to messages it’s bc I’m working as much overtime as my job will give me bc Vet Expensive and mentally drained obvi 😞

[ididntchoosethebeardlife]

Yall i risked it and i am about to get the biscuit

[nabaath-areng]

On the train home and distraught over it. My heart lies scattered all over the dust grey floor in pieces that are both pitiful and innumerable.

[hanniballecters]

would its be worth it to watch falcon and the winter soldier for the Daniel Bruhl

or is he not in it enough to warrent the watch