#/IM JEALOUS

[fallershipping]

Xerosic getting three original art cards in the TCG is a crime

not because he's Xerosic

but because there's an old man lover in the TCG and they're preventing Anabel and Emma from getting cards AAAAA

[hattersarts]

the midnight visits of wicked part 2

[drgnflyteabox]

Fem!reader x 141

Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)

Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments

You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service

The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them

Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it

Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out

It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating

The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes

The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline

Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing

You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...

[ruderogatii]

bad day

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[kimeoshi]

its they... in a simpler style, as a gift for someone important

[choccy-milky]

seb about to learn every language there is 📚📚

[wtfforged]

i like when hes squishy!

[fratboyratboy]

everyone cross off “y2k actually happens” on your 2024 bingo cards

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[valtsv]

the world when i get to go home from work early

[fernzwing]

i love playing pressure guys (i dont its a whole pain in the ass I KEEP DYING)

i love. p.ai.nter

and magma. i lvoe magama

[cometpiastri]

how to be a lily😞😞😞

[voidheartkisses]

sheep are very jealous

[infernoflorys]

media: narcissists only get their supply from directly abusing everyone around them until everyone is manipulated and forced to see them as god.

my friend: i appreciate that you did this task for me. you are a good friend

me, grinning, blushing, twirling my hair, getting the supply: haha no problem man

[kayadrake123]

Batfam incorrect quotes

__________________________________ *Y/N and Steph rolling cookie dough with their hands* *Duke, Jason and Damian walk into the kitchen just as Y/N’s phone beeps* Y/N: Hey Jason, can you get that for me please, I’m a little occupied.

Jason, picking up the phone: From Teddy, “In town tonight, would love to see you. 9pm, drinks?”

Y/N, freaking out: Oh my god, Teddy!

Tim, coming from under the table: Hey, who’s Teddy?

Duke, confused like everyone else: Woah, hey man. What are you doing-

Y/N: Tim?

Tim, shrugging: Sometimes I just sit under the table and listen to you guys.

Damian: What the fuck-

Duke: Weird and gross.

Steph: Makes sense…

Tim: Who’s Teddy?

Y/N, talking to Steph: What do you think he wants? You think I should meet him for a drink?

Tim: Am I the only one kind of dying to know who this Teddy character is?

*Duke, Jason, Steph and Damian collectively roll their eyes*

Tim: I think I speak for all of us-

Jason: Tim, you and Y/N didn’t work out, okay!

Tim: I’m just-

Jason: www.Moveon.org

Tim: www.It’s not about that, okay? Just-

Duke, patting him on the shoulder: Chill out.

Damian: This is so embarrassing Drake.

Tim: Yeah, okay. Thanks.

*Tim slips under the table again* _____________________________________