ididntchoosethebeardlife
ididntchoosethebeardlife
The Beard Life Chose Me
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Jake, 30's, He/Him
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 25 minutes ago
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Your soul from your eyes
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 53 minutes ago
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 1 hour ago
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 2 hours ago
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Musings from Anna Fusco
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 2 hours ago
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 3 hours ago
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Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 4 hours ago
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smiling for the camera... with my touy...
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 4 hours ago
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 5 hours ago
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it's literally soo easy to do this yourself. all you need is a 3D printer, a thousand dollar embroidery machine, a lathe, a 6'x3' water tank, soldering equipment, an industrial mixer, a treadmill, a walk-in freezer, two or three offscreen assistants, and a professional grade camera with greenscreen and studio lights. the hobby has never been more accessible, idk why people don't just tryyyy 🙄
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 5 hours ago
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 6 hours ago
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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)
Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 6 hours ago
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 7 hours ago
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 7 hours ago
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Just saw this on my walk 🤭
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 7 hours ago
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'as a ___ student' so a 20 year old without a degree in the subject?
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 8 hours ago
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In finnish, the word "organ" can be fluently used as an euphenism for dick, but "pipe" cannot. In english, "pipe" is established enough but "organ" would be too odd and uncommon to be immediately understood. So it is not possible in either language to make the perfect pun about being an expert at playing the pipe organ.
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ididntchoosethebeardlife · 8 hours ago
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Turkey Christmas dinner with a side of revolution.
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