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WIP Dump ποΈπ¨β¨
I feel like I've been drawing a lot but I never post bc none of it gets finished before I start something new SO here's some of the WIPs I've got piled up:
Klokateer cosplay planning (KAWAII and BRUTAL UwU π€)
"I'm gonna draw ALL the members of Dethklok in my style :D" *proceeds to half finish drawing Nathan and wanders off to seek dopamine elsewhere*
Redraw of my old DnD character that may or may not double as a Dungeon Meshi S/I soon . Her name is Rojin and she's a skrunkly human barbarian hermit with literal holes in her brain.
Fun fact/ confession: I say I like hockey now but in reality I'm just obsessed with Buoy, the Seattle Kraken mascot, his Gender, his Shenanigansβ’, and his legendary BBL (but also going to games is fun too c:)
WIPs of a commission that I'm currently working on (it's a 'how it started' for this 'how it's going' π)
#k.e.w.k. draws#art wip#WIPs of the week#(and waaay further back)#metalocalypse#klokateer#nathan explosion#seattle kraken#Buoy#sally face#sal fisher#all these tags are quite the combo lmao#tw nudity#[community label added on the off chance my teeny tiny chibi tiddies or Rojins stinky crusty ass causes any pearl clutching]#*anticipated redraw WIP will be posted separately ;3
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Sal Fisher and Larry Johnson should make out sloppy style (and also have me in the middle sometimes) ππππ¦β
#sally face#sallarry#sal x larry#rent lowering gunshots#antis dni#k.e.w.k. selfships#celery sandwich π₯ͺπ#k.e.w.k. x sally#k.e.w.k. x larry#I have a lot of asks in my inbox that have to do with both of them x the reader and I've been having SUCH poly selfship feels lately tooπ₯Ίπ#so if you dont like this ship thats totally 1000% fine! /gen#this is your opportunity to do the mutually beneficial responsible thing:#block me and/or the tag so you don't see me/it/ my posts about it in the future (pls&thku) π«Ά#[P.S. rude asks/comments will just make them kiss with more tongue]
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Someone in Texas recently bought 10 of these stickers from me and I truly, sincerely hope that each and every one will be used for vandalism.
#plugging my redbubble shop but also hoping they see this and send pics of said vandalism (pretty please)π€π€π€#godspeed and yeehaw my brother in kawaii crimes
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Hyperfocusing on your art like: "... holy shit, did I really just spend 3 hours trying to draw a FOOT...???"
#hyperfocus#its the neurodivergency#(yes and also the kink)#(and yes also the artblock)#(and of course the perfectionism too)#feet are Dumb perspective is Hard#anywhoo the redraw is going great guys lmao
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PSA: It's Spring, and therefor the time of year that rich people start yeeting perfectly good shit on the street. Keep your peepers peeled, and may you be blessed with a bounty of curbside scratch 'n dent treasures... β¨β¨β¨
#just be sure to check for bugs and sanitize stuff before you bring it inside! πβ
#[and for the love of god: DO NOT TAKE MATRESSES]#I've found so much stuff for free in the last few weeks i felt that this tag in my last post needed its own post to spread the word#thrifting#trash picking#reduce reuse recycle#dumpster diving
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Why didn't anybody tell me that, upon the stroke of midnight on my 30th birthday, I would suddenly be struck with the irresistible compulsion to completely refurnish my bedroom???
#k.e.w.k. overshares#*turns 30* ...MY FURNATURE CAN NO LONGER BE PLASTIC#I CRAVE THE FEEL OF WOOD AND STEEL#(and also scented candles... SO MANY fucking scented candles...)#so yeah if anybody has been wondering where I've been for the last week and a half (?) the answer is:#obsessively refreshing the 'free stuff' page of craigslist#scouring thrift stores and garage sales#and prowling the streets of local neighborhoods in hopes of snatching up spring cleaning freebies#PSA: It is the time of year that rich people yeet perfectly good shit on the street#keep them peepers peeled and GO GET YOU SOME SCRATCH N DENT TREASURES FAM YOU (AND ME) DESERVE IT πβ¨#I already got a book shelf some little knicknack shelves to go on top of the book shelf two cube shelf things and some shoe racks#for like $25 + cost of gas β UwU π#and now im off to hunt down a dresser because I am an Adulty Adult Man possessed π€·ββοΈ#Edit to my own unpublished draft: DRESSER AQUIRED (SHES DIRTY AND COVERED IN STICKERS BUT SHES MINE AND SHES BEAUTIFUL QWQ β¨)
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Okay but how sweet would it be for Sally and Kim to have a (slightly awkward, but) wholesome friendship after he gave her that bird pic huh how fuckin cute would that be??
Sal and Kim Friendship Headcanons-
[CW: Unsanitary, bullying, weapon, mentions of murder and death, in-game themes]
>On the day everyone finds out Mrs. Packerton had died, Kim gives Sal the last of the bologna she has in the cafeteria walk-in because she knows how much he and his friends liked it. Sal is touched by the gesture and somehow manages not to gag while thanking her for it.
>When Sal goes through the lunch line, he and Kim always exchange pleasantries and have short chats about the birds in the courtyard, current school events, the latest episodes of popular TV shows, etc.
>Kim insists on giving Sal extra big helpings of food and will scold him if he doesn't finish what she scoops onto his tray.
"You are a growing boy Sally, you must eat so you can become big and strong! Now, go sit and finish before bell, or you get BIG BROCCOLI with NO CHEESEY SAUCE for dessert tomorrow!!"
Sal finds it a little irksome, especially when he's already stuffed to the gills, but does his best to comply because it admittedly feels nice to be subjected to a bit of motherly doting once in a while.... (Push comes to shove, Chug is always happy to help him make those last few bites disappear.)
>If one of them is absent due to sickness, the other takes note and worries. (Kim, because she can't help but be a bit of a mother hen over Sal, and Sal, because he fears the D.O.G. has claimed another person in his life as a victim.) They always expresses their concern and relief when the absentee returns to school.
>They empathize with each other regarding their respective deformities/disabilities and the othering they both experience because of said conditions.
Kim understands feeling self-conscious about appearances, as she's very sensitive about hers, but encourages Sal to be proud of who he is and to not be afraid to knock some sense into those who say otherwise (to do this, she suggests utilizing a sock full of pennies. "Is lunch money that helps you keep your other lunch money! π").
Sal always sticks up for Kim any time one of the other students mocks her appearance, whether she's around to hear it or not. ("Kim may not be a looker, but at least she's not a rude, shallow asshat. Hope you REALLY LIKE the crustiest corner of the mac and cheese tray, cuz that's what you're gonna be eating every Tuesday until summer break. π€·ββοΈ")
>When his senior year is coming to an end, Kim gives Sal an old and obviously well-loved birding book as a graduation gift. The handwritten note on the inside of the cover reads:
Sally,
Spread your wings and fly like the birdies!
Your friend,
Kim
(P.S. Keep eating your veggies, you will grow soon!)
While Sal doesn't really use it, he keeps it on his bookshelf as a memento. He pages through it occasionally to look at the nice pictures and to do a little reminiscing about one of the precious few positive experiences he had while attending Nockfell High School.
>After the Addison Apartment murders, Kim is one of the few people who steps forward to be a character witness for Sal during his trial. Despite all the evidence against him, she insists that Sally is a
'... kind, smart, sweet boy. He cause mischief, been in some rough and tumbles, yes, but he NEVER MURDER anyone!! Kim is SURE about that!!"
Ultimately, her testimony was discredited by the prosecution for various nitpicky reasons, but Sal appreciated her vouch of confidence all the same....
#k.e.w.k. writes#sally face#sally face headcanons#sal fisher headcanons#sal fisher#kim yazzie#kim sally face#tw unsanitary#tw bullying#tw murder#tw death#tw weapon#this has been in my drafts 5ever and i was struck with β¨totally random inspirationβ¨ to finish it today#file under: hcs that nobody asked for but everybody needed#(or at least I think so π₯Ί)
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Sooooo glad I went on a booping spree through my followers list bc y'all deserve to get boop'd (obv) but also because I found some literal 14 year olds that had slipped past my radar and I π€’π€’π€’βββ BEGONE CHILDREN YOU ARE OFFICIALLY LESS THAN HALF MY AGE EW EW EW DISGUSTIN
#I'm hoping that having '30' in my bio now will act as potent youngin repellant lmao#I used to get sad when I'd see like '25+ DNI' etc in peoples pinned posts#but now im like 'GOOD i only wanna finger paint and play pretend with OTHER MATURE ADULTS tyvm~ UwU'
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Happy birth month, Mitch!
>Thank you Meadow, it's so sweet that you remembered!!! (especially because I forgot until like a week ago sdklafjk) π₯Ίπ€πππ
>Normally I celebrate a birthday week on the blog, but you don't reach official fandom elder status every year... a month-long Dirty Thirty celebration sounds pretty great ngl...~ >:3c ππ»πβΎ
#k.e.w.k. answers#meadow chan#Full disclosure: I was freaking out about it for a minute but I've (mostly) calmed down and embraced it now ππ
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Yesss I am πͺπββοΈ anon!! I am a big Larry loving sap over here Iβm sorry in advance for the filth π
>Welcome to the Kouhai club, πͺπββοΈ anon!! π
>You DARE bring filth into MY inbox? I'll bet you track mud into pig pens, too. For shame... πππ
#k.e.w.k. answers#πͺπββοΈ anon#(that was sarcasm if you couldn't tell lol)#i haven't been in the mood for horny posting lately but i can feel the wind change as we speak uwu π
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Hello, how are you? I really love reading your Yandere!Sally Face headcanons and imagines? Itβs okay if I decide write an one shot based on Yandere Best Friend Sally (I will give you credits and everything) with an original character of mine? Itβs okay if you donβt want to, I just ask to make sure if itβs okay π©· bye, have a lovely day!
*Gently but FIRMLY GRASPS your face*
Yes 1000x yes!! You (and anyone else who is inspired to create something based on my work) are ABSOLUTELY welcome to do so (as long as I'm credited and you link me so I can enjoy the fruits of your labor and give you the praise you deserve) οΏ½οΏ½π«Άπππ [Obligatory link to the Yan!Sal BFF imagine]
#k.e.w.k. answers#the infinite feedback loop of artistic inspiration is a truly beautiful thing and I'm so so happy that I can contribute to it π«°QwQ#Also this ask made me realize some of the links on my masterlists are broken like?? whyyy π€ this one is now fixed at leastπ
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Extended sad boi hours are OVEEERRRRR π’π’π’
"GET DEISOLATED, IDIOT."
#k.e.w.k. overshares#tw mental illness#self isolation#βYOU ARE GONNA BE CHRONICALLY ONLINE AND TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT.β#(I'm good y'all- being neurodivergent and adjusting to a new work schedule while also having a uterus just fucking sucks lmao)
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#k.e.w.k. draws#Adding a poll for my fellow adulty adults with day jobs that may have missed most or all of the april fools event (same) ππ€π#boop boop boop boop boop#tumblr boop#april fool's day#best feature ever pls make it permanent staff π₯Ίπ#im currently going through my entire follower list and booping everyone who opted in uwu#(no age in bio? BLOCKED. Age in bio? BOOPED.)
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A sketch commission for @missrosiesworld of her OC, Gabriela, and Sally hitting the dance floor (and sending sparks flying) during Lisa and Henrys wedding reception π»π
#k.e.w.k. draws#k.e.w.k. does commissions#sally face#fanart#sal fisher#sal fisher x oc#(you just know Sal is gonna fight tooth and nail to catch the bouquet after this sdlkfja)#protip: if you commission an artist to draw something they've been wanting to draw for a while anyway#they will in all likelihood put their whole pussy entire dick and at least one testicle into it ππ¨π―#please zoom in on this thing if you have the time i went absolutely ham on these details and i want you to Look At Them ππ
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Mitch, look! I think you might like it!
...goddamnit you know what i needed this today thank you Meadow πππ
#k.e.w.k. answers#meadow-chan#k.e.w.k. overshares#low dopamine already had me on the floor and then dysphoria ran up and sucker punched me in the mouth this morning#so thank you for reminding me about cute things that only exist for the sake of being cute (they always spark joy)#...dear god it even has a heart-shaped nose... QwQ π―π#you cant see them but trust me the tears i am crying over this plushie are *clenches fist* SO MANLY YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE πͺπͺπͺβ¨
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Emotional hangovers are so fucking stupid.
"Oh, you went out and had an especially good time in a highly stimulating environment for a few hours? Nice going, you just cashed in 3 days worth of dopamine. Get Meh, jackass."
#k.e.w.k. overshares#neurodivergent problems#tw mental illness#βspare dopamine? spare dopamine ma'am?β#cried like a little bitch (/pos) at the Glass Beach show and got handed a setlist for the first time ever#[not pictured: Me up on cloud nine while down on my hands and knees in the pit]#that was thursday and im STILL ankle deep in the dopamine red ππ€‘#its a pattern that makes me warry about having more than a mildly pleasant time#because i know im gonna pay for it later and have to very carefully plan accordingly#ideally: day of rest/prep β‘οΈ afternoon of rest/double check prep before Fun Event β‘οΈβ¨FUN EVENTβ¨β‘οΈ 1-3 days of emotional & physical recovery#[So Manageable β
οΈ Very sustainable β
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οΈ]#thankfully i feel the emergence from my blanket nest cocoon coming but for now im slapping the snooze button a couple more times ππ#thanks for being patient about ask and dm replies and art updates#(i feel like a jerk but that emotion is self-inflicted#bc you guys are great & know im a barely-functioning Adult that has a Job and also does irl stuff sometimes so thank you ily π«°π₯Ί)
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Iβm so sorry but after that pun just imagine fucking Larryβs face πͺπββοΈπ¨
>... wait, were we not doing that already?? π³π¦
>He's got long hair and big brown puppydog eyes (that water easily) for a reason, folks π€·ββοΈ
>Just... be mindful of his gag reflex... for everyones sake π¬β
>Def a learning curve... he's doing his best be patient with him π₯Ί but if/when he does tap out, the consolation 'handy'man HJ will be good, at least! πβ
>Did you use a very similar emoji combo in another ask you sent in (that is currently waiting patiently to be answered bc im gonna make it and a few other asks kiss)?? Because if you did it is now your signoff claim congrats πͺπββοΈ anon~ β
#k.e.w.k. answers#larry johnson imagines#larry johnson x reader#larry johnson x y/n#lemon#sorry steve#tw unsanitary#tw degradation#(even if you guys dont appreciate my puns it doesnt matter bc I know Larry would uwu)
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