#k.e.w.k. selfships

[killemwithkawaii]

"29 AND I'M FEELIN FINE...~" 🎤🎶🥤

It's my birthday, and we're all going to a karaoke bar to celebrate!! It's your turn to pick, so what song are we singing next, [y/n]?

[kewkcommissions]

Doodle commission for @cj-furry-shipper of his s/i and Martlet [Undertale Yellow] snuggled up together in the forest of Snowdin 🐦🌨💙

[killemwithkawaii]

>:3c 🍖💕

Hello, I’d like a romantic (+NSFW) matchup! 

You can call me 🥩 Anon

I’m a bisexual gender-fluid AFAB (they/he) in my late twenties.

Physical description: a bit over 5’, petite frame with some muscle from my line cook job. My hair is long, dark, and wild, I have big brown eyes with thick lashes, small hands, and I’ve been told I have a great smile, despite my teeth being crooked (which I’m kind of insecure about;;). I have stretched ears, a lip piercing, and there are little moles and freckles all over me (though the rest of my skin is pale enough to see through) along with various little scars on my forearms from being burned or cut at work. 

Personality: Introverted but very friendly, easily attached to people, quickly ride-or-die. I’m physically affectionate with my friends and my partner (but hate being touched by strangers), playful, passionate, dedicated, sensitive, empathetic, romantic and horny af. I’m an entertainer at heart and love to make people laugh! I am autistic and have ADHD, so I feel all my emotions very deeply (and I fall in love hard and fast), can sometimes overreact in the moment, have mood drops and sensory issues, and I’m usually the last to catch a drift (including when someone is trying to flirt with me). I'm addicted to caffeine and smoke my fair share of weed (but am a bit of a lightweight). Usually a home-body, but I like to go adventuring once in a while with the right people.

Interests: In my free time, I like to draw, write, bake/cook, watch cartoons and daydream, though I’d like to make my art my full-time job! I’m a sucker for anything cute, but I also love horror and will often mix the two in my creative work. I have a broad taste in music and my wardrobe is eclectic, ranging from pastels to punk (just depends on the day and the gender). I also collect stickers, scrap paper and various other trinkets that I never really use (I just like looking at them lol)

Relationships: Usually monogamous, but open to a poly relationship with the right people. I love playful teasing, inside jokes, and general silliness in relationships, as well as a lot of physical touch, positive affirmation and acts of service (I also give gifts, but feel weird receiving them if they’re expensive. Home-made is much better!). I’m highly devoted and affectionate with my partner(s), but still very much value my privacy and alone time. I am mentally ill and need a partner who will be understanding of the difficulties that come with that. I cannot handle someone raising their voice at me or being passive-aggressive. Very clear, calm communication and honesty are a must! They have to be respectful of my gender identity as well, or things will never work.

NSFW: I’m a sub-leaning switch (more dom on masc days). What turns me on most is turning my partner on and knowing I’m making them feel good! I’m moderately kinky (with like A LOT of different kinks that hit at different times) but I still love romantic, vanilla sex and would never pressure my partner to participate in my kinks if they weren’t into it (that’s what my art and writing are for!). My libido tends to be 0 or 100, so its all cuddles or they have to scrape me off of them to get anything done. (PS hope they like rawdogging bc I hate the texture of condoms (and I’ve got an IUD so no worries they can go nuts lol 👍))

Thanks in advance :)

It's always so fun to have a new Anon! Welcome to the blog. Ya know you remind me a lot of one of my closest Tumblr friends... Anywho!

Your match is

꒒ꍏꋪꋪꌩ ꀭꂦꃅꈤꌗꂦꈤ ❤️

I think Larry would most definitely be appreciative of a smol king (read that like you're hearing Bill and Ted talk)

Larry likes to come up behind you and rest his chin on the top of your head while holding you. He sways gently to whatever song is currently playing in his head

Larry has ADHD too, so he gets it

And he understands that ADHD and autism have quite a few overlapping symptoms.

So he's ultra understanding when it comes to that

And Larry isn't really attracted to a specific gender

"Whatever makes you happy, babe. You do you, and, uh, I'll do you too 😁"

Cue goofy, gap-toothed smile

I feel like you and Larry met at work?

Like you were doing your line cook thing and Larry was on dish duty

So he spied you drawing while you were on break

And he came up and sat next to you, asking if you wanted to spend break smoking and talking about art

And it just blossomed from there

Larry really likes your art. He likes his seamlessly you incorporate horror and gore into cutesy pastel colored works

He also enjoys seeing what you come up with music wise

Larry has endless suggestions to help you expand your playlist even more, giving you a crash course in all things metal

Skipping around because ADHD rules me too 😅

Larry is very touched by your loyalty

He's kind of got some abandonment issues from Jim

So the fact that you're there? Ride or die?

That means so much to Larry that he gets teary eyed thinking about it

Larry loves your smile

He, of all people, understands that teeth don't have to be perfectly straight to make up a great smile

Since Larry loves your smile so much

He goes to super extra lengths to ensure that he sees it as much as possible

Like he really hams it up for you

Acting like a himbo who was born yesterday

Just so you'll have someone to laugh/fret over

He just wants to see you happy

And even when you're not so happy, he's patient.

He'll help you get through it

Larry would definitely have a higher weed tolerance than you

But I think his mere presence would help to raise your tolerance by at least 37.3%

I can see him pulling you, Sal and company along on a sativa fueled adventure though

Even though he prefers to stay in as well

Larry also survives on caffeine, and throw in pizza and strawberry Häagen Dazs and you've got his major food groups.

But Larry would be totally into your baking and cooking

He'd be your number one taste tester

Also, Larry is the king of pancake dinners (or breakfasts... Any meal really)

So yeah, enjoy that ☺️

Also high cartoon binges are a pretty regular occurrence with Larry

Half of what Larry watches is cartoons.

The rest is stuff like Three Busy Debra's, The Whitest Kids You Know, Brad Neely's Harg Nallin Sclopio Peepio, etc

Overall, I feel like Larry really matches your personality qualities and love languages

His love languages are physical touch, words of affirmation, and acts of service

Does song writing count as gift giving?

Yes, you heard me

Larry writes you songs

Sometimes the lyrics are deep, meaningful, full of emotion and passion with intricate guitar work

Other times the songs are more simplistic musically, with dumb or cheesy lyrics

But sometimes you make Larry just that

Dumb and cheesy

Citrus below cut 🍋 🍊 🍋 🍊

First off, thank you for being clear about whether you wanted nsfw, as well as your age range. Ilysm for that, Anon of the month award ⭐⭐⭐

Larry is a dom switch and no one can tell me differently

But in your situation, this works out great

He's got a heavy lean to the dom side, but will sub in the right circumstances

He's especially more open to subbing if you're having one of your masc days

Even if he does act a little like a brat

I hope you like brat taming, heh 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think Larry is also notoriously horny on main

This man can turn anything into a dirty joke, if given enough time

I can see him bravely assisting you as you tackle your kink list

Such a brave, honorable guy!

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal Fisher and Larry Johnson should make out sloppy style (and also have me in the middle sometimes) 💋💋💋💦✅

[killemwithkawaii]

I always forget that Sal is a canon math and hard science wiz... On one hand, that's very sexy of him, and on the other, I can't help but imagine crushing on him in college, then seeing him carrying a textbook for a high level calc class and being like 'oh no, he's Smart™ QwQ'

[killemwithkawaii]

Okay y'all I have to go completely cringe confessional with you for a second bc I went to a M/use concert last night and I was slapped in the face with unexpected Sally feels:

I kind of forgot about the whole mask gimmick they had for the W/ill of the People album, so when the show started with THIS ⬆️ I was absolutely STRUCK with rockstar!Sally dokis 😳👉👈💓 @soft-spirit-ren sent in a marvelous request about it AGES ago and the WIP has been collecting dust for a while, but omg did that particular brand of thirst come flooding back 🙈💘💘💘 I kept swooning and going off into daydream land about being a rockstar!Sally fan/roadie/groupie whenever Matt had the mask on, and wherever he'd take it off I was like 'EY PUT THAT BACK ON IM FANTASIZING OVER HERE! >:|' lol it was a great show anyway, but all that definitely added to it U//w//U👉👈💘🎸

(Also, there was so much confetti that I got some in my eye and the guy next to me drank some in his beer lmao)

[killemwithkawaii]

I got those boys right where I want them >:3c

My big bro Mitch got this pic on their birthday but it ended up super late on my queue! This is their self insert with Larry and sal from sally face 👀 @killemwithkawaii

[killemwithkawaii]

I feel like I didn't get to roughhouse as much as i wanted to as a kid because im AFAB.... Girls usually didn't like play fighting much and boys never wanted to play rough with me because they saw me as a girl, and now im a masc-leaning adult and I still just REALLY WANNA WRESTLE SOMEBODY UUUGGGHH 💪💢💥💫

[killemwithkawaii]

Something about Larry being an obvious top makes me want to gently convince him to bottom and see him be all shy about it the whole time 🥺👉👈🍑💕

[killemwithkawaii]

I was SUPER worried about my S/I being too overpowered or too over-the-top cause she has a backstory with the cult and has some demonic powers due to it. But after seeing all the powerful OCs and S/Is people have lovingly crafted and the positive receptiom they've gotten, I think me and her are gonna feel right at home in this fandom 💙

Bro, take this is your greenlight to go absolutely balls-to-the-wall nuckin futs with your s/i. Srsly. Please, please, PLEASE make your s/i(s) as OP, gorgeous, extra, plot-central and cringe as you want. They're your chance to reinvent yourself into whoever you could possibly imagine and be anything you could possibly want to be in any situation you could possibly come up with. The only thing limiting you is your own imagination!! 🌈✨✨✨✨

Here's a rundown of my own SF s/is, in case you need some cringy encouragement (CW: general TW, contains spoilers for my goretober events/ 'Meet the Fishers' s/i fics):

S/is for the AUs within my overly-complicated and meta 'Meet the Fishers' selfship AU-

-Penpal!Mitch: An art student at the local community college who became Sals penpal while he was in prison. They fell madly in love and went on the run together (and it inevitably ended Badly 😬)

-Coworker!Mitch: Workaholic worry-wart line cook/ resident cinnamon roll at the Nockfell Diner, where Sal got his first job as a dishwasher. Classic wholesome boy-meets-boy slowburn 💘

-Dealer!Mitch: Asshole hedonist drug dealer who sells 'The Addison Special' to Nockfell residents. Got Sal hooked on the sex-and-drugs lifestyle (it was fun while it lasted 🤷‍♂️)

-Videogame!Mitch: Ultra kawaii dating sim AI in a convenient tamagotchi-clone package. Sal got so obsessed with their 'relationship' that he became a NEET and his fam had to give him an intervention.

-Neighbor!Mitch: Not-so-secretly creepy yandere girl-next-door with social anxiety and self-esteem issues. After stalking her to make sure she wasn't a cult member, Sal and her became a cute/gross yanxyan couple (until he had to try and off her on ritual night oop-)

-Perfect!Mitch: A 'perfect'/absolutely disastrous mix of all of the above, the meta s/i who gets kidnapped by a not-so-fictional-other (THE Sal Fisher) and is slowly driven to cannibalistic insanity after learning the truth about the multiverse (aka Sals story is true, our universe is just another possible reality in Sally Face, and this Mitch is just another 'Mitch' in a long line of Mitchs Sal has found while traveling around the multiverse)

Miscellaneous s/is-

-Werewolf!k.e.w.k.: [insert culty mishap here] turned k.e.w.k. into a werewolf and Sal into a wererabbit. Where could this PoSsIbLy Go????? 🤔🤔🤔 (underdeveloped but still fun, and may pop back in during Easter who knows uwu)

-Default s/i (aka K.E.W.K.): IRL me with a kawaii filter and no concrete backstory, suitable for shoving into any selfship scenarios I'm currently hyperfixated on 👌 (new Meet the Artist coming soon~)

So yeah get cringy and have fun Anon (and feel free to share with us if you'd like to!) 🤗💖

[killemwithkawaii]

This turned out beautifully and I absolutely love it!! The hands, the dessert, the neon sign, the hair, the reflection in the spoons- there are so many beautiful details! Thank you SO MUCH for this gorgeous (and adorable) piece QwQ 💘💘💘🍨

Here is the finished commission for @killemwithkawaii ! It was an absolute joy working with them and I recommend grabbing a commission from them while there are slots open. Speaking of slots, there are 4/5 left for my commissions, my prices and other info is posted on my blog already :)

[killemwithkawaii]

[Cw: Mental illness]

A selfship imagine for a down day:

Sally and I had plans to go out. Despite it being One Of Those Days, I got ready, put on my best happy face, and went to his place to pick him up. I would hate to cancel so suddenly and let him down just to spend the evening alone, wallowing in my apartment... I could fake it for at least a few hours, for his sake.

When I got there, something felt off. His greeting sounded a lot like mine- happy, but a little hollow.

"...How are you doing today, Sal?"

A pause.

"I'm doing alright. Just, you know... a little tired today, but I'll be fine."

"Oh, good...!" I finally let out the breath I'd been holding.

He tilted his head, confused.

"Ah- I mean, not good that you're tired, I uh... well, I'm tired today too, so..."

"Oh. Do you wanna do this some other time, then...?"

"Yeah... well, no... I'd still like to hang out, if you want. Even if we're tired, we can at least be tired together...?"

"Yeah, I'd like that..."

"Me too. So... you wanna put on some reruns and we can take a depression nap together, maybe?"

"Ugh, yes, that sounds perfect... thank god, I can take off these jeans..."

"Only of you have some sweats for me, too! I ain't gonna be the only one in date-night clothes..."

"Heh, I'm sure I can find you some. Now, get in here. Those reruns aren't gonna half-watch themselves..."

💙💙💙

[killemwithkawaii]

Sometimes I refer to Sal as "Sally Babe".

Cute 🥺💖💖💖 'Ey, Sally, baby~!'

My go-tos are 'Sally Cake' and 'Cutie Face' 🤭💕

[killemwithkawaii]

I'm currently working on a commission of Sal dressed as a scene kid and I gotta tell you it is really weird drawing the current Man of my Dreams lookin like the Man of my Dreams circa 2007 /pos 👀

[killemwithkawaii]

😤👉👈

Mitch and Larry getting a little... too close :)

(I should post more but I forget :0)

[killemwithkawaii]

[CW: Addiction, drug use (alcohol)]

Okay I know Sal is afraid to drink in canon with good reason, and while I will always respect a person's decision to not drink, I just.... REALLY want to see him to get curious about drinking. After he brings it up, and i share my own family history- that my own father is an alcoholic, but i can drink in moderation just fine- he starts warming up to the idea of having a drink or two, just to see what all the fuss is about, and trusts me to be the person who he tries it with.

We'd get something to eat first, then I'd mix him something light and sweet- a rosé wine spritzer, a screwdriver (heavy on the oj), maybe sangria or strawberry daiquiris if we feel like getting fancy.... He'd take a sip and be surprised that it tastes so good ("Isn't alcohol supposed to be gross...?"), his ears would start to turn red, and his eyelids would droop once he'd downed half of the first glass. He'd be such a lightweight! One drink and he's buzzed, another and he's slurring his words, laughing and swaying on his feet until he grabs me for balance and I help him sit down...~ 🤭 I would bet anything that he'd be a very happy, easy-going and clingy drunk- super cuddly, so affectionate, full of positive vibes, constantly rambling about sweet things he thinks about but doesn't say when he's sober... He would fall asleep on my shoulder while playing with my hair, not too soon after getting comfy on the couch and drinking some water at my instance, thanking me again for doing this with him.... It would be So Cute 🥺🍻💕