#graceface 💉

[killemwithkawaii]

*high steps through streets ringing overly loud and big bell* All Hail! The King of Cringe hath returned!!

Pictured: The King of Cringe on parade 👑🎉💕

[killemwithkawaii]

[referring to this ask and this ask aaaaannnd gracie is calling me out about this ask sdlkfjasd 🙈💖💦]

So 🎲Anon was talking about the first time for Sal and Reader on @killemwithkawaii 's blog, and I just-- both senpai and I knew I just couldn't pass up the opportunity :3

Reader's First Time with Sal Fisher

Triggers: nsfw below the cut (minors DNI)

I feel like Sal's first time with you would be much anticipated, but slow to happen

Don't expect for him to just bring you into his bed immediately at the beginning of your relationship

Sal is kinda old fashioned, plus his issues with his face would also slow things

He probably would wait a while to show you his face, just to make sure you actually loved him first, and he's very firm on this

Please be patient. Sal without a prosthetic is close to Sal without his clothes

When he does finally trust you, though, he's gonna want to kiss you

A lot

And touch you

Sal isn't very experienced when it comes to things of a sexual nature.

I know everyone has Sal getting advice from Larry, and I'm sure he did. Bad advice

Which was quickly rectified by, of all people, Todd.

I mean he and Neil have been together a long time

Todd probably knows a lot.

Even more so if Sal has a masculine SO

Along with advice from Todd, Sal also arms himself with talking to Chug because Chug has kept Maple happy for years.

He might also turn to the internet and Ash's girly magazines.

Nsfw below the cut (minors, seriously, go on now)

I know it's more romantic to have Sal arrange a night like Valentine's Day or your anniversary, and have your first time together be one big, romantic gesture

But let's face it, Sal is a younger man and hormones are a harsh mistress

Also, I headcanon Sal had to go into hormone therapy around the time he was sixteen. Sal wasn't reaching benchmarks for his age and genetics, so the doctors put him on testosterone.

That's why he was much bigger after he went to prison.

But that's another post

Besides side effects like upset stomach and bone aches from growing quickly, Sal's libido went through the roof around the time he turned 18.

He met you soon after and taking this so slow killed him

Sal had never been so glad for his penchant for oversized shirts as he was every time he was with you.

You just... hit every horny button Sal had

You're the only one he sees too

Besides the time it takes to build the trust Sal needed, and obvious worries about his facial scarring, Sal was so hesitant to show you his face because you met him at a time that Sal felt he looked his absolute worst.

Because of the hormone treatments (it takes a while to find the right dose) Sal hit puberty a bit late, physically. His voice got even deeper, he had acne on the healthier parts of his skin, and hair was sprouting from his jaw and upper lip in a wispy stubble, and all over his body 😖

He had to get Larry to teach him how to shave.

He was sweaty, sweatier than he usually was from just his prosthetic

And his libido... 💪💪💪

He had to masturbate quite a lot before things got there with you.

Finally Sal just couldn't take it anymore, had to at least just kiss you

So he made a date, somewhere secluded, maybe his room, maybe out at the lake.

He was talking to you, and you were looking out over the water. Sal went quiet and you looked around at him to find him looking at you... without his prosthetic.

He waited for a few moments, to make sure you don't recoil or reject him. When you don't, he leans over and kisses you, softly at first.

Sal isn't the best of kisser, a mixture of inexperience and problems from his scars, but you both work around that

Things get passionate pretty quick, and Sal has to stop, the urge to absolutely ravish you too much, making him feel like he was going to explode

Which would explain the fierce blush on his face, ears and neck when he pulls away.

He's also feeling pretty raw, showing someone his face is a pretty big deal to Sal.

In the next few months, you and Sal start fooling around, exploring each other's bodies a little.

Sal discovers hand jobs and hickies and a ton of things you like.

He files them all away mentally for later use.

One night, Sal and you are in his room, making out and such, and Sal decides 'Tonight's the night.'

He confidently does all the necessary prep work on you, knowing he'll be good to go no matter what

He asks if it's okay if he doesn't stop this time, when the time comes.

He pulls out a small box of condoms Todd recommended and shows them to you, his eyes asking please

You consent and Sal excitedly rolls the condom on

He kisses you tenderly as he gently, slowly pushes into you, giving your body time

Asks if you're okay a billion times

This might be the first time for both of you, or might not be, but it is your first time with Sal

And Sal tries to make it special, focuses on you.

Poor thing is a red, sweating, drooling mess by the end if it, his eye not focused anymore.

Deep, raspy harsh breathing, volume: 100%

In your ear

He'd probably even give those earlobes a few nibbles 👂👂

Sal finally lets himself go after he's certain you're satisfied

After you're both finished, he cuddles you close, and you both lay in a sweaty heap

He laughs into your shoulder, telling you that you're amazing

Next thing you know, he's crying and so are you

But they're not sad tears

Sal just never thought he'd find someone who would love him for him

He feels so lucky to have you that the happiness spills out of his eyes and down his cheeks

Seeing him so happy makes you extremely happy (because let's face it, Sal deserves a world of happiness), and you join him in the tears.

The two of you laugh and cry as you hold each other close.

You shift so your body fits against Sal's body

You feel him pressing into your body, hard and ready to go again.

"Eheh... we may need another round."

[killemwithkawaii]

https://youtu.be/TdTWxiGcHg8?si=tgQRs2dWcdwFSfxC

You will appreciate this duck

[bc I miss my duckies qwq]

The moment I saw the first frame of this vid i was like "OMG ITS WRINKLE I DO APPRECIATE THAT DUCK!!!" 🦢💙💙💙

[killemwithkawaii]

Hihi Mitchie!

The polyship feels have been pretty strong for me too. Every day, Sal, Larry, Ash and I go to work and completely slay our shift, then we all come home for a nice communal shower and then sleep in a tangle of arms, legs, and candy colored hair (I just got mine done! It's a black and magenta split dye now)

Hmmm let's see, I'm catching up........

If you need good ref pics for lingerie drawings, go 👏to👏Adore Me👏👏. They have some of the coolest and cutest stuff!

I showed one of my residents some of my Sal art, I'm pretty sure she thinks he's a real guy, but she said that it was phenomenal, which just really warmed the cockles of my heart, and maybe even the subcockles too

>GRACIE AAAAAHHHHHH ITS SO GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU and im sorry it took me forever to reply to this ive been a little preoccupied but today im not letting myself do anything responsible uwu :D💖💖💖

>Aww I forgot that you polyship with all three of those guys 🥺💕 That sounds like such a fun and supportive domestic dynamic to be a part of~ (And I have to admit, I'm envious of the shower and bed y'all must have to accommodate all of you 😂) Do you guys color each others hair? Seems like a fun bonding experience, whether it turns out well or not 🤭

>'Sal in lingerie' has been on my mind for a while and will continue to be there, given the time of year! With your recommendation, I went down a rabbit hole on Adore Me and.... oh man, the possibilities...~ 🙈💓💓💓💦 (If only there were more hours in the day, I'd draw him in ALL THE LACEY THINGS... 😫💝)

>Well your resident is right, Sal is a real guy (in our hearts 😔💘) and your art is phenomenal! May your cockles (and subcockles) remain toasty warm, Gracie 🤗💕

[killemwithkawaii]

Food for thought: Sal doing the growl thing guys can do... you know like that purring growl sound when they're trying to be sexy

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>My susceptibility to ASMR seems to come and go, but I am currently pretty fucking susceptible so this HIIIITSSSS AAAAAGGGHHHHH 😩👌👌👌💖💖💖💦💦💦

>That gravely deep growl/ purr/ whisper/ rolled 'R' right in your ear tho (with or without the prosthetic distortion) o///w///o 💘💘💘💘💦

>Can we also get some ear kissing/nibbling/licking/etc. for my fellow ASMR perverts on the blog thank u 🙏👂💦💦💦

>He ain't even that horny usually, Sal just knows his voice effects you and loves that you find something so simple to do/ something so basic about him so undeniably and innately sexy, so he does it to tease you and gradually get you more and more worked up until you ragdoll in his arms and enjoy being at his mercy while he plays with your ears 🥺👂👉👈💖💦

>While we're on the topic, I recently subscribed to ROT on youtube and would like to recommend him to the rest of the Sally Simps- Not strict ASMR, but he has a super deep and gravely voice and a good amount of M4A content with great improvisational banter and scrips also my spit kink may have been taken to another level thanks to his vids idk we'll see if it sticks sldfjkad u//w//u 👉👈💓💦

[killemwithkawaii]

POV: You wake up in a strange place with ur senpai lookin at you like this (what do)

Tagging @stormcellarwitch @nockfellaftermidnight @callicocaine @mickie-mc and everybody else who sees this 💕

New hot Picrew in town! Go and have fun with it!

@spicedrobot hit us with what you got. Anyone else who wants a crack at it too!

[killemwithkawaii]

I came up with the perfect name for Sal and Larry's band!

One Eye Sally!

Yeah Sal's got one eye... and it's cool enough to make it a band name (This was Larry's opinion, Sal just went along with it like

>Finally, a band name for me to scream in my groupie fantasies 🤣🤣🤣

>so much badass merch potential yusss 🤘

>People: 'do you really only have one eye?? :O'

Sal: 'no, I actually have a few spares in the back.'

>Sal going too hard on stage, his eye popping out and the crowd goes into an absolute frenzy trying to grab it

"Man, that was one if my favorite ones..."

"Sorry dude, it belongs to the pit now..."

[killemwithkawaii]

Okay I'm in the ask box now... I had half a thought and figured I'd bring it here so I can rub my half thought on your brain and produce a whole one.

Sal with allergies. Like nose running, eye and socket irritated and watering, itching, sneezing, sometimes rashy Sal, and the ever wonderful Y/N helping him deal with that

>Grace that is honestly an absolutely excellent way to describe what we do around these parts (and probably a little more sustainable long-term than the chips and salsa method I've been utilizing until now) [link tw: gore, cannibalism] 🧠✅

>Uuuuuuuuugh, the poor guy… Sal hates getting sick even more than your average person, and I can only imagine how rough seasonal allergies would be on him…

"Um, Sal? Your prosthetic is… leaking;;;;"

"Yeah, it does that... ah, springtime…"

>[y/n] could help Sal out with his allergies by reminding him to take his antihistamines (he already has enough pills to keep track of), keeping lozenges and eye drops on-hand in case he forgets his own, making him tea, gifting him a humidifier if he doesn't already have one, and possibly convincing him to leave the house if he's being particularly stubborn about venturing outside that day. 📝

[killemwithkawaii]

Oh king have you forgotten that you and @meliapis brought me to Tumblr a whopping TWO YEARS ago?!

Yep. I read Written in Blue Ink and saw the art you did for it, and it was love!

And the rest is history 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

My memory is shit and I thought that that fic and fanart were what inspired you to make your art/writing blog specifically, not that it caused you to come to tumblr in the first place!! Oh my god dude i am IRL choking up 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

[killemwithkawaii]

I've been thinking about the followers here that don't like Sal being hairy...

And guess what? Even women can grow a happy trail. My old roommate did, I've seen and waxed it oof (upon her request)

In my personal headcanons, Sal had to go on T around when he was 16. He wasn't growing on schedule and the doctors were really worried, so they put him on at first, a low dose of testosterone, then gradually increased it until Sal got where he needed to be. He still uses a baseline dose of testosterone in the form of a cream he puts on like deoderant.

What happens with testosterone? Hair. And maybe Sal's got sensitive skin that razor burns easy and that's why he doesn't shave.

As someone who started drawing body hair on Sal last year, I say, LET SAL BE HAIRY!

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Also, I agree that Henry's genetics play into this. What a luscious beard...

>Everybody can have their own personal preference, but you don't gotta go and yuck someones yum unnecessarily! Especially with something as natural as body hair like act like the 18+ crowd you're supposed to be on this blog fam 💅

>I honestly dig that hc- explains Sals late growth spurt and a portion of his moodiness and all that T is gonna have some other effects too 👀💦

>Tell Sal to pass the boi juice I am thirstyyyyy 💪😎

>I'm looking at younger Henry and

... yeah maybe I should try drawing some stubble on Sally sometimes dlkfjls

[killemwithkawaii]

Lately I've been very stuck on Sal playing harmonica 😅

I think he would actually figure out how to make it work with his scars

When asked how Sal is so good at playing the harmonica

He kinda just smiles crookedly and says:

"Sometimes you suck and sometimes you blow. You just gotta time it right"

😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍

>Oh my 👀👉👈💖💖💖🎶

>I always imagined any wind instruments would be difficult for him to play, but a harmonica sounds like it could be the perfect exception! It would be so cool to see him play it with his own unique style~

>Personally, I'm a sucker for classical instruments being used in non-classical ways, and my favorites are always bow instruments. I'd love to see Sal absolutely shred on a cello or violin, or whip out a bow to play his guitar 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[killemwithkawaii]

My mom saw your face reveal picture over my shoulder and asked who the picture was

I said "that's Mitchie :3"

And she goes "huh for some reason I thought he was blonde"

I guess those himbo vibes came across 😂

sdlfjsdkfa I have a hard time picturing myself blonde, but honestly I love that my himbo vibes are at that level (and that your mom knows who I am lmao) UwU 💪💖

[killemwithkawaii]

I swear I was telling "Sal... SaY sOmEtHiNg!" But now just stood there staring at Megan

It makes me think that maybe Sal is one of those quiet guys in most situations. Like, yeah, he'll talk to his people, or if something needs to be said.

Other than that... Our boy is tight lipped 😶

[About this post]

There are plenty of instances of Sal standing there with a '...' or 'uh...' when something weird happens in-game. Maybe he was taught the 'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all (unless they talk shit first)' rule (Diane seems like the type)? Or maybe it's a habit he formed to not draw attention to himself / cause unnecessary conflict? Either way, I appreciate a guy that doesn't mind a comfortable silence and chooses his words carefully (and also understands when you can't figure out what to say because he can't either lol). 👌

It could also have just been for the trailer so that Steve didn't have to find a voice actor and record lines on top of doing all the stop motion? It may have made newbies expect voice acting in-game and left them disappointed, too. Also imagine the commotion it would cause in the fandom for Sal to have a canon voice and the backlash if they had to find someone different for SF 2, or if it doesn't have voice acting at all. Chaos lol

[killemwithkawaii]

I'm working on that, a redraw of the sirens from Sea of Thieves (game), merSal getting lip glossy kisses from me, and mer Sal and merLarry in a lightsaber battle!

I would be completely lost without other people's merfolk drawings

These are what I've been using to help because I can actually say, without a shadow of a doubt, this month is the first time I've EVER drawn merfolk in my life

Ooooh it sounds like MerMay (*cough*monsterfuckermay*cough*) is inspiring a lot of fun projects for you! It's always good to step out of your artistic comfort zone and practice some new stuff. I haven't drawn a merperson since I was doodling on line paper in grade school, but it's been a really fun challenge and I've already learned a lot so far. I'm sure you will too! :3

[killemwithkawaii]

I forgot who drew this. It's not mine. If anyone knows/can find the post, let know, or senpai, since this is his ask box

HE 😍😍😍 (The nose ring, cartilage piercings and beanie really add to the look too 👀💘)

[did some google searching on this and I couldn't find the original either. If you know who drew this, please let us know! c:]

[killemwithkawaii]

I know that the video is about my other self ship... but don't you think that Sal could sound like this?

https://youtu.be/rk8UiyaqFdI

I just think the overall tone... it reminds me of sessions with Dr. Enon

Daaaaaaaang yup 100% I can totally picture these voices for both of them! The overall tone is very fitting, too. I listened to the first 3 minutes to get a taste, but I miiiight have to listen to the rest for reasons 👀💦