#arrested…jail time

[watmalik]

what the fuck is this

[lanlishiba]

them

[pensat-i-fet]

[ahlaway]

Bad trying to frame Tubbo as the spy is so funny. Because everyone who hangs out with him, especially the morning crew, knows he has like -6 in stealth. boi was like "imma be a spy", put on a suit, and then went in with his name tag on.

"the federation lets him get away with things anyone else would be punished for by now!"

wrong!

they punish him in his own unique way. others get prison and torture. they give him a penguin only to kill it 800 times as he screams and then push him down the stairs. Put spy evidence directly in his inventory and then take it away before he can show anyone. The Brazilians find a funny but relatively harmless book bug? Acceptable. Tubbo finds it? SHUT THE SERVER DOWN AND PATCH THAT SHIT. NO FUN ALLOWED.

What I'm saying is Osito Bimbo needs enrichment too so Zap Zap drill boi!

[where-is-caithe]

-- B A S I C S

name: Eon Shearfang

nicknames: 'Fang (Maverick only), Shearfang (Malice) they have saber teeth I promise :(

birthday: Middle of the year

race: Charr, Ash Legion

gender: ???? Butch. she/they

orientation: Lesbian

profession: Thief to Mesmer pipeline. Commander.

-- P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

hair: Purple

eyes: Purple (the same)

skin: black panther fur, with faint black jaguar rosettes. soft and fluffy.

tattoos/scars: space rift scars

-- F A M I L Y

parents: smoke shaman mother, ash legion father. placed in an ash fahrar.

siblings: none.

grandparents: ???

in laws and others: no.

pets: astral raptor.

-- S K I L L S

abilities: mesmer abilities. cannot create clones, but creates stars like knives like a virtuoso. utilizes wells and pulls. black hole well. die. VERY good at invisibility and teleportation. can do portals but kasmeer is better.

hobbies: map making. has a book full of hand-drawn fractal maps with important landmarks. the habit continues when they become the commander and they make maps during downtime.

-- T R A I T S

most positive trait: laughs with you. jokes around and is relatively friendly.

most negative trait: shuts down and ignores you. if anyone theyre close to is in a life-threatening situation they immediately distance from them. definition of being hot with a shit personality. you will regret getting to know them.

-- L I K E S

colors: ~purple~

smells: leather. metal. something otherwordly. burnt ozone.

textures: leather.

drinks: whiskey neat. coffee. dark stout beer.

-- O T H E R D E T A I L S

smokes: often.

drinks: yes.

drugs: not really.

been arrested: yes.

ty to @mystery-salad for tagging me you get the space cat for this one 🥰

tagging my gf @lackluster-plays

[dickheadcanons]

This is just a little thing, but I just can't get behind characterizations of Jason that talk about him thinking that "Robin makes me magic" was proof that he was like, this sweet little kid.

For one thing, the Jason Todd who says that is pre-crisis. The Jason Todd who says that was being written as Dick, just a little more reckless and inexperienced. For another, Jason said that for exactly the same reason all Robins say shit; to justify disobeying Bruce lol.

The line isn't the cute wish-fulfillment of a poor kid from the Narrows. It's evidence of a circus acrobat's belief in his own invincibility, offered as proof that he is tougher than Bruce thinks he is.

The pages in question, from Batman #385:

[rebouks]

tsk tsk..

[letdibtravel]

put him in court for his crimes of being greasy

in court, for being a greasy stinky little big headed shit (/pos <3)

[watmalik]

THE THIGH GAP 🥴

[creativesplat]

Both generations of Pines Twins were arrested. What were they doing? They’ll never tell you. 

[eugeniedanglars]

just watched athena begins and oooooooooooooof wow that was like. not a good episode of television 😬 i obv haven't watched s5/s6 yet but i have seen some people criticize kristen reidel by saying she just tells the stories she wants to tell regardless of whether they're in character or fit with the established canon and i got that from this episode big-time

[bagilgulhaze]

It's so weird to think that growing up, I had the privilege of never imagining that in my 20s my group of friends would spend their time in an out of jail but it's basically what's happening. Like I never thought about it that way but having my friends in jail is a common occurrence (sometimes me too) that I don't give much thought to, but damn that's not really normal to be informed of a different friend every few days

[theparadoxmachine]

Idc Oswald falling asleep with his head on Gabe's shoulder was cute

[valentineish]

It does get to me that there is now such exhaustion with the way Trump's rhetoric is escalating. John Kelly, Trump's former chief-of-staff, both confirmed the former president is a fascist, and wished he had Hitler's generals while he was in the White House. The current Republican presidential nominee has started calling all leftists "the enemy from within", and is now speaking about executing detractors. The richest man in the world, current owner of the largest social media platform in history, is bribing the public to vote for Donald Trump and has been blocking positive press about his opponent on Twitter. The Trump rally in Madison Square Garden was a steady march of people calling a political opponent the Antichrist, and topped off by the presidential candidate stating he would deport anywhere from 2 to 20 million US Americans "on day one". The 2016-2020 President of the United States wants Netanyahu to "finish the job" of committing genocide in Palestine, and is proudly stating he will pull support from Ukraine.

None of this is surprising. I understand why we are here, and how illustrative this is of the systemic bigotry foundational in the United States. That it has culminated in such deep fatigue is a tragedy that still gets to me, though. It does. Regardless of how things shake out, that feeling represents so many things worthy of mourning, fury, dismantling, and rehabilitation. I want better. I want to do better. I have to believe that others want these things, too.

[koravelliumavast]

Sure he may be a 30 something fake psychic detective who canonically has adhd but I love him so…

[bitchofdarkness]

Worst Ex Ever on Netflix is a testament to how a lot of shit could be prevented if cops weren't walking around with their heads up their own asses...