#the-gay-curse

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[umblrspectrum]

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

[cursedtrekedits]

you can’t even tell these are edited because they just look like that anyway

[baltharino]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[lovehaleylo]

TFA Starscream X Wreck-Gar ✈️🗑❤️

[megalopolus]

total cannibal island. is this anything

[horseimagebarn]

horse looking to its right with just its eyes as its nose remains pointed the opposite direction its eyes are narrowed and its expression nearly pursed as it gazes suspiciously at some unknown recipient of this sharp questioning stare however the power of photo editing clues us in to why this horse is so utterly dubious as right below the horses chin is a modern hieroglyphic sequence consisting the apple ios emoji of a gay pride flag followed immediately the apple ios emoji of a red question mark which implies the question of the sexual orientation of the mysterious object of this equine skepticism i gravely hope and pray that this horse is not wondering such things out of homophobia

[plantsonplutoart]

April fools just passed and so I’m touching up inks for a lil marauders comic I made. I had to share a wip of my favorite panel. They’re so stupid <3

[placeboelysium]

The yaoi of all time

[possiblyawesometmblr]

something something redcanary went into the institute ruins to check if it was cleared and died soon after something something the canary was sent to the coal mine to see if it was safe something something alexander j newall and jonny sims i fucking see you

[putterphubase]

Have you been well? Without me?

[coyotes-rules-of-change]

Oops... sorry about this. I'm sure it's all rather shocking right now...

Your boyfriend here, he's an ex of mine. And I like to have some fun with my men by giving them some... triggers. So when you saw your geeky boyfriend put on the cap and jokingly said, "Now turn it around!"—well that activated one of those past prompts.

And this? This is what he looks like a little over halfway through the change. He's gonna be even dumber, bigger, and hornier than he is now—nothing like the the charming beanpole you're used to. The transformation is rather radical, but looking at your reaction I'm not sure you object.

Oh, and to answer your other question—yes, that bulge you can't stop staring at? That's still growing too.

[akans-dead-at-sea]

I mean, it's an absolute gem!

[unqompleted]

their bantering is so funny without context 😭😭