#the text in the post still stands

[fazcinatingblog]

"did you pass your exam?"

"umm... no"

"I didn't think you would"

and with that, my days of flushing $1300 down the toilet are over. goodbye CPA. i hated you every minute that i studied you except maybe the management subject which i only passed because of WWSD (what would sophia do)

[xmascritter]

Probably one of the best things for me in that episode was the final card pull. Cause anyone who knows anything about tarot probably knows the death card does not actually represent death literally. It represents something coming to the end, yes, but it also represents new beginnings and moving forward. It is overall a positive card to draw upright, representing growth, transformation, and change, rather than stagnation.

And so, they don't show us Lilia's death.

Instead, we see how Lilia changes, realizing how much she cares about the coven and how much she loves being a witch, realising that these powers are a gift no matter how unruly. We see her finally accepting her fate. And they show us the new beginning, back in that garden it all started in, as she sits down with her teacher at that table, and she says

"Let's begin again."

[drabbles-of-writing]

"Kai's good with kids!" slightly incorrect. Kai is good with stubborn, troublesome kids. Dudes been shown to be dogshit when solely interacting with pretty much all people younger than him except for Nya, Lloyd, & Wyldfyre

He raised Nya, but we know that girl. We've seen her. I know she was a NIGHTMARE kid. She has strong opinions, holds grudges, and does whatever she wants. I love her for this. I also know teenage Kai was fighting for his LIFE. Lloyd was Little Shit Extraordinaire, and he didn't have the bonus of being blood-related to Kai, so Kai had 0 incentive to like him. Even still, Kai heard a small child in distress and immediately Locked In and decided awesome, I'm protecting you forever now. Wyldfyre similarly annoyed the absolute shit out of him, but Kai had his Growth. He still threw hands with Wyldfyre but the difference here is he knew she could fight back. He clocked pretty immediately she had an impatient temper but had a very strong love for her tiny family of 2 (oh hey s1 Kai when'd you get here) and in NO time began flawlessly mentoring.

Kai is like a guy who went to a camp for troubled youths, grew up, then decided to become a counselor at that same camp. He can wrangle a teenage dirtbag out of an alley like a stray cat but if you put him in the same room as a fairly normal kid he's looking at them like this

[gothamite-rambler]

Harley (cheerfully): Hey, Nightwing! I made ya a friendship bracelet!

Nightwing screamed and jumped into Batman's arms. Batman caught him quickly, raising an eyebrow groaning after a second of realizing what this was about.

Nightwing (wide-eyed): Nope, I’m good.

Harley pouted, her enthusiasm dimming.

Harley: I know it looks cheap, but it’s an olive branch of sorts! I’m just trying out looming and making bracelets.

Nightwing (panicking): No. No! Get away with that! I’m good.

Batman: Did you make me one?

Harley pulled out a black and yellow loomed friendship bracelet, grinning.

Harley: Here ya go, buddy!

Batman took the bracelet with his usual stoic expression while continuing to cradle his terrified son.

Batman: You’re surprisingly light.

Nightwing: I’m aware. Batman, can you tell your friend to put her strangulation bracelets away?

Harley (confused): What? I’m not going to hurt ya with these! I picked out colors from your suit and everything.

Harley attempted to hand him the bracelet, but Nightwing placed a hand on her face and pushed her away.

Nightwing (panicked): No! You’re going to choke me with that! I’ll die! And then my coffin will focus on my butt, which is so insulting because I have so many more amazing things about me—including my butt! I don’t want a coffin that makes it look like my butt is out! I am more than just that!

Batman (patting his son’s arm): You are, but I told you that was just a weird nightmare.

Nightwing: Sometimes a nightmare can be a prophecy, and I’m not taking any chances! Harley, I’m sorry, it’s not you. In the nightmare, you were drunk, and we were talking, then you choked me to death with a friendship bracelet, but you kept saying you were a good person.

Harley (shocked): You had that dream too?!

Batman: I'm lost now.

Harley threw her hands up in exasperation.

Harley: Holy grits, I thought it was just me! While I do think it was a silly dream and I’d never actually hurt ya, I get it. No jewelry that can strangle you. Um, here.

Harley dug in her red pants pocket and pulled out a Dunkin’ Donuts gift card with a big "20" written on the front.

Nightwing (taking the card reluctantly): Why do you have this?

Harley: Killer Croc gave it to me for my birthday. It used to have fifty, but… Ivy really likes glazed donuts. I’m not a huge fan, but prophetic and intense dreams where I’m killing you make me feel guilty. Enjoy your twenty bucks of coffee and donuts.

Nightwing: I do like donut holes.

Batman: Alright, situation fixed. Glad I could be a mediator for this.

Harley nodded, relieved, and stuffed the potential weapon into her pocket with a frown. Batman dropped Nightwing to the ground with a thud.

Nightwing (standing up and rubbing his backside): Ow! My butt isn’t a soft pillow! That hurt.

Batman: Uh-huh.

Batman walked off, shaking his head and laughing softly. Nightwing rolled his eyes, but then cackled softly. Harley almost left, but he stopped her.

Nightwing: I’ll treat you to dinner as a thank you. Come on!

Harley: Can we go to Outback Steakhouse?

Nightwing: Sure. What were you wearing in the dream by the way? Because I had a mullet in mine.

Harley (playing along): Same for mine, and I was wearing those booty shorts. I don’t miss that outfit since we live in New Jersey.

Nightwing: Yeah, the outfits you wear now work better for you than those daisy dukes.

Harley: Thanks! And don’t tell anyone I said this, but the Discowing was a pretty cool suit.

Nightwing: …I’m getting you dessert too.

Harley clapped eagerly, and Nightwing laughed, his usual cackle echoing through the room.

[ohslenderaphrodite]

quick it's suck her dick sunday who still needs her dick sucked

[rooples]

If suppression of the arts is one of the early signs of fascism then by God we gotta make all the weird horny transsexual furry art even harder

[rowyndodendron]

Agamemnon wandered in last to the meeting, having nearly bled to death, then did all his chit-chats sitting down, bc my man is eepy.

Odysseus, glaring pointedly: we will have dinner and our dear lord of men Agamemnon will STAND THE FUCK UP to make an oath to you, Achilles...

[maxigolds]

Artists on tumblr do NOT know how to draw trans men hairy, I’m sorry. Y’all will draw a post top surgery, post hrt trans man with stubble and not an ounce of body hair, I need you to give that babygirl some chest hair, I’m begging you. If you saw the amount of hair on my body you would faint.

[stuckydrewx]

Hello, take a stucky tweet draft i made months ago that I forgot about <3

[freaky-flawless]

Wow, the Werecat twins might go down as the most botched Monster High release to date,and that's saying something for this company.

It's one thing to miss out on a drop entirely, its a whole other to actually manage to order the dolls during sporadic restocks only to have your order canceled a month later.

What the actual fuck Mattel

[hopeswriting]

tsuna is the patron saint of the mundane, of the normal and common place, of the average and unimpressive. he's the unshakable believer of that being enough in and of itself, of that being fulfilling and fundamental to achieve happiness. and he's the unyielding protector and defender of the beauty and love and kindness within the ordinary, of the holy and divine and sacred within it, and of them being worth fighting for.

tsuna's the guy who makes the ordinary extraordinary from the sheer way he holds it so very close to his heart like it's the most precious thing in the world, and it's the thing about him i, for one, love him most for

[hanalyrata]

oralfixation!Alpha but it's just Ifrit's cunt.

[pikabysss]

Canadian Federal elections are coming soon. Everyone was talking about the US elections, but what about my country, huh? I don't see much posts about it, huh!?

We need to make a choice before April 28. (One day before my blorbo's birthday... coincidence? Yes.)

I don't know who the fuck to vote they're all... weird. Please please please, people, remember that there are other parties than the Conservative Party and the Liberal Party, PLEASE! OH god I don't want either of them in power... So, let's go over the other choices.

The PPC, oh, please, this one is the worst! Even worse than the liberal party and conservative party. They actually make me sick to my stomach. (They want to legalize the possession of the firearm, break the accord with the UN, and want to keep relying on the USA DESPITE the tariffs and Trump's threat. Yeah... no, please no... They're doing everything wrong, it's almost funny. Ah! Yeah, and they want to remove the laws against LGBTQ+ and Religious discrimination. Oh! And want to build lots of pipeline. Hope you like potential perpetual loss of potable water. :3)

Green Party is cool, but it's gonna make my country poor af with all their plans. I love them. Their statements make me feel really good (they're pro environment, yay), but I'm not sure they're realistic. It's very hard to tell...

NDP plan isn't all sunshine and butterflies like Green Party, but I guess they're... uh... fine. Really not perfect, but they seem like the most reasonable to keep an equilibrium between social, environmental, and economic issues. Since they seem so reasonable, let's see see who's the guy at the head of NDP... oh, he's... not white. Shit, then their chances are low.

Bloc Quebecois... urgh, do I even need to say it? I'm all for the protection of Quebec and its culture, but you're stretching it a little.

*slams head on table*

My vote goes to the Green Party... it's my colour, so, here... a bit of support.

Please go vote even if you're CERTAIN the party you want to vote for doesn't win. Your vote gives a tiny bit of power to the party you voted for still. (Financial support, for example) If you don't vote, your empty vote will go to the elected one, giving them even MORE power, which... maybe you want or maybe you don't want, but you're never sure who will win, so better be safe than sorry.

(I'm literally yelling to my guaranteed single Canadian follower. Hey! Cousin! Go vote! 🫵)

[alexandor]

Yuzuru doesn't know Koshimizu can see his search history back at HQ

[starry-sophrosyne]

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ELDETTE. I NEED YOU TO UNDESTAND. The temptation that ate away at me yesterday to write something about them?.. (literally only got overwritten bc i was dead tired- /srs)

Doomed yaoi but it's not concurrent, and it's not redeemable. Doomed yaoi but it once was the silly dreams of two teenage boys almost flunking college, spending their time up on the rooftops with their heads in each other's laps; Their legs hanging off of the sides of buildings, talking about their hopes for the future in what are now distant conversations. Doomed yaoi that, after going down separate paths in the past, eventually reconverged with one having gone astray, down a path of irreversible toxicity. Doomed yaoi that eventually ends in a conversation, minutes before a world that's inflicted nothing but hurt and pain on certain people falls apart.

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"You can still change, Leo. Do the same thing they did. Leave it all behind, go somewhere else? Start a new life for yourself, in a place where no one will find you? You still have time."

"... Are you stupid?"

"!.."

"I'm not a good person Tox. Me being "hurt" doesn't change anything, it doesn't atone for what I've done or make my situation remorseful to others. If I continue the cycle of inflicting pain onto others and it's not unintentional*, then my reasoning doesn't matter. I am plain evil; no different from a person who's not hurt, and all the same as anyone else."

* "... I don't even remember if it wasn't before."

"..."

"I can't change, nor can I ever be accepted somewhere else. My past would catch up with me eventually, and besides, old habits die hard."

"Maybe you think that because you don't believe you deserve a second chance, but even though you hurt people..."

"... See what I mean? You can't think of a redeeming quality for me either."

"..."

"I've told so other people this same thing, about being a lost cause. Manipulated, controlled them with it. Do you really believe that I don't think it applies to myself too?"

"... Leo, I-"

"I'm not the person I was back in college, Ztar. You know that better than anybody. Now, go. I don't want to see your face ever again."

"..."

[123definitelynotl]

Two-Bit is very well loved and well hated in our class