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OMG. OMG IT'S THE POTION SELLER FROM CAMPAIGN 1. GROG'S TUTOR.
What new horrors will be visited upon him?
#critical role#vox machina#bells hells#cr1#cr3#text post tag#rowyn watches cr3#cedric gildsman#i think is his name???
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Matt just started making the SADDEST NOISES for Gloamglut looking at dead papa and like MAN U CANT DO THIS TO ME!? IM GONNA LET IT EAT ME IF THAT WILL MAKE IT LESS SAD DO U UNDERSTAND!?
#critical role#bells hells#matthew mercer#gloamglut#fearne calloway#to quote campaign 1:#WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT BEING A SAD FEY DRAGON!?#DONT BE SAD FEY DRAGON BE HAPPY FEY DRAGON!#text post tag#rowyn watches cr3
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Really have to appreciate the actual-bull-sized bollocks on braius (and sam riegel tbh) to stand up UNASKED in the fucking platinum sanctuary in front of vord the head of the platinum dragon's worship on exandria and: lie directly to his face about his devotion to the platinum dragon.
#braius doomseed#sam riegel#highbearer vord#critical role#bells hells#text post tag#rowyn watches cr3#cr3#“he gifted you a holy artifact like an epic burn!” HE DID!!!!#that was BIG. DICK. ENERGY.#like that was fucking HOT#imma go bone vord on the platinum dragon's altar for that HOT DAMN#i also....i secretly think braius' “bullshit” story about 'gram' the fallen and redeemed saint#is actually what he secretly wants#(and i think vord knows that too
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If a SINGLE person in this chamber is mean to Everoa i will PHYSICALLY MANIFEST in exandria to punch them in the face.
#everoa#critical role#bells hells#cr3#rowyn watches cr3#text post tag#I WILL PROTECT HER WITH MY LIFE#my noodley chronically ill weedy life#BUT ALL OF IT BELONGS TO HER!!!!!
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THE GROG CAMEO HAS HEALED ME.
#grog strongjaw#critical role#rowyn watches cr3#bells hells#cr3#THANK U MATTHEW#Travis was so HYPE#that in itself was joyous#text post tag
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SOMEONE CAST SENDING TO PERCY DE ROLO AND TELL HIM UR FIGHTING DELILAH BRIARWOOD AND HE NEEDS TO COME AND CLEAN UP HIS DAMNED BACKSTORY.
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BLADE OF DISASTER!? MATTHEW MERCER. THAT IS A FUCKING 9TH LEVEL SPELL!!!!
OH SHIT I THOUGHT IT JUST LOOKED LIKE CRAVEN EDGE. IT IS CRAVEN EDGE!?
um braius are u able to also guiding bolt ur core and explode urself?? bc i think we might need that.
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Ashton is always SO compassionate towards the lost and the broken. There's such gentleness in them towards everyone and everything else that is fractured and flawed...everyone except themselves.
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You know the most terrifying thing about Ludinus is...I don't think he's lying, honestly. I don't think he wants power or to replace the gods or seize power. I don't think his goals are ultimately selfish/self-serving. And that's why he's SO dangerous.
#ludinus da'leth#bells hells#critical role#cr3#matthew mercer#IM SO EASILY SWAYED#MATT DOES ALL HIS TALKEY TALKS AND HE GETS IN MA HEAD#i mean i think he's still Incorrect#but i DONT think he's EEEEEVIL#purely in the sense his ultimate wants are not purely selfish/self-serving#text post tag
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"Emissary you are destroyed." DONT SAY THAT SO FUCKING CASUALLY, BITCH, THAT'S MY SON!!!!!!
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"I'm scared."
IM CRYING!!!!
#rowyn watches cr3#cr downfall#cr emissary#the emissary#text post tag#WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM!?#IF LAWBEARER SENT HIM TO BE DESTROYED HERE IM GOING TO MANIFEST IN EXANDRIA AND FIST FIGHT HER
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Brennan having an 'oh shit the giant siege monster has the siege ability' realisation and fully just '_' blue-screening real time is amazing.
#brennan lee mulligan#rowyn watches cr3#cr3#cr downfall#text post tag#the emissary#PROTECT THEM YES PROTECT THEM WITH THEIR LIVED
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I love Emissary so much but i can SENSE the tragic and dramatic ending coming for him and then im going to CRY.
#rowyn watches cr3#critical role#cr downfall#cr emissary#the emissary#THEY ARE SO GOOD AND SO PURE AND SO BELOVED#they keep referencing things others have said in the Best Moments#like FULLY a character who does not speak often#but when they DO#MY GOD DOES EVERYBODY SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP AND OPEN THEIR EAR HOLES TO LISTEN#noshir is KILLING IT#and me#noshir dalal#text post tag
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I need a crossover between critical role and high rollers and brenan lee mulligan and mark hulmes for: the impocalypse. The adventures of Slitch and Bingbong.
#slitch#bingbong#critical role#high rollers#brenan lee mulligan#mark hulmes#rowyn watches cr3#cr3#cr downfall#text post tag
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I've been trying to find the perfect critical role line to get tattooed on my body and now, thanks to laura bailey, i have found it:
"Imp in my boobs."
#critical role#bells hells#laura bailey#cr downfall#cr3#rowyn liveblogs cr3#text post tag#i will kill and die for Slitch#brenan truly makes the BEST little guys
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Brenan u cant just drop HALAS- as in folding halls of Halas, as in happy fun ball Halas -all casually like that then move on!?
#brenan lee mulligan#critical role#cr3#halas#the everlight#text post tag#rowyn watches c3#brenan just keeps picking out cr wizard NPCs then dropping them in his flashback games#and i respect him so much for that tbh
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Im really out here in my Dalinar Kholin era (no! I'm NOT committing war crimes, don't worry lololololol!) but i Get as ive never Fully Gotten his whole 'no duelling while at war!' shtick reading the iliad funeral games. Bc yeah. This shit is just STUPID, people!!!!!
#rowyn reads the iliad#dalinar kholin#the iliad#stormlight archive#dalinar would DESPAIR over most of these bozos i know he would#god i miss stormlight#i smell a reread coming on#text post tag
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