rowyndodendron
rowyndodendron
We Don't Do Anything With Dignity!
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Rowyn, 29, They/Them, Scottish. A collection of whatever I'm rotating like a rotiserrie chicken in my brain box. Atm Hades 2, The Odyssey, Critical Role, Wheel of Time, The Cosmere, Black Sails, amongst Others. Stay tuned.
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rowyndodendron · 2 days ago
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OMG. OMG IT'S THE POTION SELLER FROM CAMPAIGN 1. GROG'S TUTOR.
What new horrors will be visited upon him?
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rowyndodendron · 5 days ago
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Matt just started making the SADDEST NOISES for Gloamglut looking at dead papa and like MAN U CANT DO THIS TO ME!? IM GONNA LET IT EAT ME IF THAT WILL MAKE IT LESS SAD DO U UNDERSTAND!?
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rowyndodendron · 7 days ago
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Really have to appreciate the actual-bull-sized bollocks on braius (and sam riegel tbh) to stand up UNASKED in the fucking platinum sanctuary in front of vord the head of the platinum dragon's worship on exandria and: lie directly to his face about his devotion to the platinum dragon.
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rowyndodendron · 9 days ago
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If a SINGLE person in this chamber is mean to Everoa i will PHYSICALLY MANIFEST in exandria to punch them in the face.
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rowyndodendron · 9 days ago
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THE GROG CAMEO HAS HEALED ME.
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rowyndodendron · 9 days ago
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SOMEONE CAST SENDING TO PERCY DE ROLO AND TELL HIM UR FIGHTING DELILAH BRIARWOOD AND HE NEEDS TO COME AND CLEAN UP HIS DAMNED BACKSTORY.
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rowyndodendron · 9 days ago
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BLADE OF DISASTER!? MATTHEW MERCER. THAT IS A FUCKING 9TH LEVEL SPELL!!!!
OH SHIT I THOUGHT IT JUST LOOKED LIKE CRAVEN EDGE. IT IS CRAVEN EDGE!?
um braius are u able to also guiding bolt ur core and explode urself?? bc i think we might need that.
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rowyndodendron · 9 days ago
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Ashton is always SO compassionate towards the lost and the broken. There's such gentleness in them towards everyone and everything else that is fractured and flawed...everyone except themselves.
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rowyndodendron · 9 days ago
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You know the most terrifying thing about Ludinus is...I don't think he's lying, honestly. I don't think he wants power or to replace the gods or seize power. I don't think his goals are ultimately selfish/self-serving. And that's why he's SO dangerous.
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rowyndodendron · 10 days ago
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"Emissary you are destroyed." DONT SAY THAT SO FUCKING CASUALLY, BITCH, THAT'S MY SON!!!!!!
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rowyndodendron · 10 days ago
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"I'm scared."
IM CRYING!!!!
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rowyndodendron · 11 days ago
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Brennan having an 'oh shit the giant siege monster has the siege ability' realisation and fully just '_' blue-screening real time is amazing.
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rowyndodendron · 11 days ago
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I love Emissary so much but i can SENSE the tragic and dramatic ending coming for him and then im going to CRY.
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rowyndodendron · 11 days ago
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I need a crossover between critical role and high rollers and brenan lee mulligan and mark hulmes for: the impocalypse. The adventures of Slitch and Bingbong.
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rowyndodendron · 11 days ago
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I've been trying to find the perfect critical role line to get tattooed on my body and now, thanks to laura bailey, i have found it:
"Imp in my boobs."
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rowyndodendron · 11 days ago
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Brenan u cant just drop HALAS- as in folding halls of Halas, as in happy fun ball Halas -all casually like that then move on!?
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rowyndodendron · 21 days ago
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Im really out here in my Dalinar Kholin era (no! I'm NOT committing war crimes, don't worry lololololol!) but i Get as ive never Fully Gotten his whole 'no duelling while at war!' shtick reading the iliad funeral games. Bc yeah. This shit is just STUPID, people!!!!!
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