#the mean coffee bean

[writingtraumaforever]

🌸✨The Ultimate Lifeform✨🌸

[overusedusername]

Yugi Twins try being normal for at least one universe(Challenge impossible)

[hedgehog-university-au]

Love and coffee

Every day, Whisper comes in for a cup of coffee and a muffin.

And every day, Shadow pretends that he's not staring at her while she sits at her table in the Mean Bean.

[silly-kitty-101]

UNREQUITED STOBOTNIK MAKES ME SO SAD

[instinctsxbad]

*scratching at the walls thinking about how no one has adapted Peter’s college arcs in a consistent and satisfying way.*

[akkivee]

throwback to that time hitoya served jyushi some coffee and it changed the trajectory of his entire life lmao

[coffeebean-transmasc-experience]

What does it mean to be amab/coffee bean transmasc, and why might an amab individual identify as transmasc?

To be amab transmasc simply put, is just that, someone who was assigned male at birth, but feels transmasculine in some way. This includes intersex individuals as well. Identifying as transmasc when you're amab typically indicates a unique experience with masculinity that is difficult to otherwise describe.

There are many reasons someone amab might identify as transmasc, including, but not limited to:

The individual may be intersex, labeled as or raised as a different sex than male, making them feel trans. Some may feel a disconnect from masculinity because their physical bodies are not what people would describe as masculine/male, or they are not typically seen/recognized as male.

The individual may have transitioned to or came out as another gender, before realizing that they actually are still male/masculine to some capacity, whether partially or fully.

The individual may have questioned or misunderstood their own gender identity for a period of time, making them feel disconnected from masculinity in some way.

The individual(s) may be plural/a system with transmasc alters, even though the physical body is male. There may be other experiences with being plural/a system that makes the individual(s) experience masculinity in a unique way.

The individual may be alterhuman or nonhuman, whether fully or partially, making them perceive their masculinity/maleness differently than how humans would. There may be other experiences with being nonhuman/alterhuman that make the individual connect with masculinity in a unique way as well.

The individual may be multigender, being male or masculine along with other genders.

The individual may be genderfluid, being male or masculine only sometimes.

The individual may be only partially male or otherwise disconnected from traditional masculinity, while still being male/masculine (demiboy, boyflux, nonbinary man, neoboy, etc.).

This is by no means a full list, there may be many more reasons for an amab individual to be transmasc, but those are some examples and reasons of why one could be an amab transmasc. None of these experiences are "wrong" or invalid, there is no "right" way to be amab transmasc, and each one's individual experiences and journey should be respected. As long as the term is used in good faith, no reason for someone amab to identify as transmasc is any more or less valid than any other reason.

[jellybeanium124]

in 1x04 wee john tells izzy "be a dear and make me one of those" and I know there's at least a 60% chance that wee john just wanted to piss him off, but on the off chance john was serious and wanted a hot drink, why the fuck would he want what izzy's drinking?? there's a 100% chance that what's in that mug is the darkest dark roast ever made and it's probably not even of great quality.

[johnono]

plz why am I so bad at escaping to Nutopia 😭 (game I mentioned earlier) I just wanna walk through central park with Sean & Yoko but I can't even find the coffee I think I'm supposed to drink so I can go down the hallway/put some clothes on 😭 I can Smell the coffee but I cannot go to the coffee. maybe I'm not even supposed to find the coffee yet and there's something else I haven't investigated properly but I don't knowww

[dy1ng-athe1st]

So.... today's quality played me dirty BUT! I had a (lets say nice) conversation with Del and he was like "tf you want from me" but then (I think) he started to checking me out (??), like, just look at this:

this frickin' mf, goddamn, i'm too horny as for a fictional character

[supercantaloupe]

i am not immune to marketing gimmicks (<- just bought limited edition cocoa flavor online)

[zmediaoutlet]

in the tags of your rb what did you mean by “ao3 house style”? sorry if it’s obvious 😭

oh it's probably not, no worries. Unfortunately it's one of those things that someone else said to me and I instantly knew what they meant, and now find very hard to explain in a way that is both a) coherent and b) not mean. So uh, hm.

there's a style of writing that's very very prominent in fanfiction. Everyone copies each other because most of what they're reading is fic, and so the stories start to all take on a really similar gloss of how plots go, how characters react to things, how characters sound both in their dialogue and in how the narrative describes things. A lot of stories, you could find-and-replace the names of these characters to characters from another fandom entirely, and you wouldn't really notice a difference in how the story felt other than in some random details (an Impala vs a Jeep, say).

It's very... redolent of the light romcom. Cute snappy dialogue. References to pop culture that's relevant to the writer & readership but not necessarily anything the characters would or should know. Stories hit the same beats and have the same concerns. Very... pastel. Breezy, surface-level. Generic, but generic in the meaning both of 'wow this is like everything else' and of 'this has become a genre in itself and it is hitting those beats to perfection'.

I'm given to understand that there's a readership out there who are looking for these types of stories specifically -- like, it really doesn't matter who the characters are and what the fandom is, because we can sink into this fic as comfort food and enjoy it regardless. This is not at all at all at all how I read anything but hey, it'd be a funny ol' world if we were all alike, etc.

(*Note: it's not like darky darkerton angst and miseryguts sadness and anti-fluff are magically the only kind of fic that's allowed, either. You can have wildly distinct, characterful, delightful writing that's pure fluff romcom. But the distinction maybe lies in how you can tell the writer cares about these characters and this story rather than copy-pasting some details on top of the writing equivalent of a Starbucks iced latte. Lots of people love those! But they are all the same, even if the heart the barista drew on the cup was real cute, and I'm just... looking for something else.)

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[binch-i-might-be]

hate to say it but the fancy coffee machine that was bequeathed to us upon my mother's husband's unfortunate passing actually slays

[scottishoctopus]

Can you play us a song, Captain?

"Ah'm already playin' and in the middle of one, howevah Ah'll fulfill yer request once Ah'm finished- uh!" Jones shouts over the incredibly loud and thundering organ music.

[dazesanddoodles]

agent stone my homicidal sweetheart