#the lord is testing me!!!!!

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

society if anyone* cared about or admired or had interest in or emotional generosity toward ANY of the other characters on gilmore girls even a fraction as much as jess mariano:

(insert that futuristic utopia picture here)

*except me, god dammit

[pippuns]

you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?

very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Favorite Aragorn scenes in Fellowship of the Ring as voted by my tumblr poll

Nr. 1: I would have gone with you to the end 4k

[ryllen]

[666writingcafe]

Top Secret!!!!!

A Group Chat Involving Everyone but MC and Luke

Solomon: It's nearly time for me to give MC their preliminary exam. How many stars is MC up to?

Mammon: you serious, bro????

Mammon: you haven't kept track of mc's stars????

Mammon: old man alert

Satan: Four.

Solomon: Thank you, Satan. What other three virtues have been rewarded?

Diavolo: Gratitude from me.

Simeon: Patience from me and generosity from Luke.

Solomon: So, chastity, diligence, and humility remain. I was thinking of having us play Tail Thieves.

Asmo: I love you, Solomon, but no.

Solomon: What's wrong with Tail Thieves?

Asmo: One, it's a childish game.

Lucifer: ^

Asmo: Two, do you not remember how MC behaved the last time you tested them? They were BORED OUT OF THEIR MIND, and it impacted their performance as a result.

Beel: That's true.

Asmo: Any twists you come up with are going to be too predictable.

Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*

Solomon: I'm SURE you have a better idea.

Asmo: I do, actually.

Asmo: It involves testing their chastity.

Solomon: Go on...

Asmo: We'll seduce them.

Mammon: that's a stupid idea!!!!

Levi: youre just saying that because youre jealous

Belphie: *laughing emoji*

Beel: *gif of someone doing a spit-take*

Asmo: I'm being serious.

Asmo: During their last stay in the Devildom, I managed to charm them, which gained me access to their deepest desires.

Asmo: They have fantasies involving all of us. Tempting them with those will be the ultimate test of their chastity. If they're able to resist, then they earn the star.

Lucifer: That's actually a well thought-out idea.

Barbatos: ^

Diavolo: ^^

Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*

Solomon: Fine.

Solomon: Who's participating?

Levi: mammon and i are out

Mammon: speak for yourself!!!! the fuck???

Levi: if this is meant to really test mc then everyone has to commit to the bit and you and i both know that youd tap out the minute mc looks at you sideways

Mammon: *glaring crow sticker*

Levi: while ive gained some confidence i still wouldnt be able to maintain my composure long enough to complete something like this

Asmo: I will provide the necessary information, but I myself will not be seducing MC, as much as it pains me to say.

Satan: Of course it would pain you to say that.

Asmo: *eye roll emoji*

Solomon: Do you want to judge with me?

Asmo: I mean, I kinda figured we would, so...

Barbatos: My participation will depend on what I'm meant to reenact.

Asmo: Are you afraid it would conflict with your duties?

Barbatos: Yes.

Diavolo: Well, if you're worried about me stopping you, don't. It wouldn't be fair of me to expect you to sit this out if I'm planning on participating.

Mammon: WHAT??????

Levi: bro

Levi: he literally jumped out a castle window to be with mc

Levi: he's THIRSTY

Belphie: Unfortunately.

Asmo: Not to be the bossy brother, but Lucifer, you aren't allowed to back out.

Lucifer: Wasn't planning on it. I know where I stand in MC's mind.

Satan: You know, I think I might chill with Mammon and Levi. I thought about joining in the fun, but I don't think I have it in me to see things through.

Satan: And before anyone chimes in, no, it's not because Lucifer confirmed his participation.

Belphie: We know. If it was, you'd be trying to one-up him.

Satan: Thank you, Belphie. I TOTALLY wanted that out there. *eye roll emoji*

Beel: I'm in.

Belphie: Quick question: would it be fair of me to participate?

Asmo: Actually, you'd be PERFECT for this. You can argue that you know MC more intimately than ANY of us. You'd know what buttons to push to make them really sweat.

Belphie: Okay, cool. I'll do it, then.

Simeon: Me too.

Levi: lol what

Mammon: ayo, do you even KNOW how to seduce someone, simeon?

Simeon: How do you think I'm able to write some of the scenes in TSL?

Levi: well okay then

Solomon: So, to confirm: Lucifer, Beel, Belphie, Diavolo, and Simeon are definite participants, Barbatos is a maybe, and Mammon, Levi, and Satan are sitting this out?

Nine people liked Solomon's message.

Mammon: the three of us can keep an eye on luke. we can either help him run the cafe or take him out someplace fun.

Levi: you know you seem awfully chummy towards luke lately

Mammon: we bonded during our fairy hunt.

Asmo: Then that settles it. Solomon and I will meet with the volunteers for further discussion.

[bilaudad]

(I'm bad at social media haha just starting to get the hang of discord and I forget tumblr)

apologies for my pro-smoking propaganda lol in my defense:

1. they're immortal ethereal/occult beings who could probably miracle away cancerous cells the instant they detect the imperfectly copied DNA

2. i like it

[willgrahamscock]

meesah cock has the added benefit of being gender ambiguous. is it Mister Cock or Misses Cock? who knows! Meesa Cock

lord forgive me for I am thinking about blocking your most beautiful creation on planet earth

[sciderman]

in for four, out for seven

[zagreuses-art]

For a guy who never really shows interest in anyone Vetinari sure gets shipped with a lot of people huh!

Inspiration image and the names the hands belong to under the cut

Apparently this is a still from the move "Malena", I found it on Pinterest I think

From right to left the hands belong to: Sybil Ramkin, Lord Downey, Moist Von Lipwig, Sam Vimes, Lady Margolotta, and Rufus Drumknott. Leonard da quirm is in the background inventing a blowtorch

[catastrothy]

i think if you come to a clearly labeled nsfw artist’s account and complain about porn being there you should log off forever

[pyrolizard413]

"Who will pray for you?"

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

[flowerakatsuka]

dicked around in my sketchbook & drew kuroba today!

[143-cupid]

Desires. . .

♡ It's hard to deny he wants, no scratch that, desires you~ ♡

♡.Obey me!

♡♡.SUGGESTIVE!! Minor do not interact with me!! GN!reader, implied Masturbation, Possessiveness if you squint your eyes (the cherry on top ♥️)

♡♡♡. I blame my cutie cass @asmology and her post for these fever thoughts 😵‍💫

♡ DIAVOLO tries his best to keep his needs, his desires, his twisted fantasies at bay. Believe him, he tries his hardest but you...you are so temping. And you don’t know, how wicked…

♡ A human in the student council room, poor thing is confused, scared. It almost makes his heart soften at the sight of you. Almost pities you. Seeing you in the flesh confirms his theories, humans are so different from demons and angels. You aren’t sharp shaped as demons, and you aren’t fantabulous and shiny as angels. Based on the notes from Lucifer, You are clumsy in shape, you look soft, easy to break. Your weak spots are in the open. You don’t have magic to protect you, which makes Diavolo a bit happy, meaning he can give you the amount of attention he wanted without making Lucifer and Barbatos worry about him being too interested. He could ask about your day and needs and concerns since day one without raising suspicions.

♡ He, because of his power and position in the program, suggests that it’s best if you join in when he trains, to pick up a small amount of his skills. But that’s not all why he wants you to join. Maybe he craves see you flushed and sweaty, worn out, that’d make it so easy for Diavolo to attack and grab you. Maybe he craves to push you to a wall the second Barbatos leaves the area, to cage you completely. Maybe he desires to put his lips on your soft ones, would they bruise if he bites and pulls?

♡ Diavolo tries to move slow at first, he can’t scare you off just yet. He smiles at you when you walked in the room. He brings (Barbatos fetches the items) you drinks and snacks when he saw you studying in the library. But he notices the way Mammon gazed upon your body. It radiates lust and neediness, it was clear what he wants to do to you. He notices how other demons reacted to you, their thoughts are transparent to the prince of demons. They clearly think of you as a prey to stalk, a mere plaything to gang on when he’s not with you. He has to put his hand on the end of your spine and lean closer to you. They should get the message now. You’re not to be touched. Your skin was warm through the shirt, he fights the urge to sneak his hand upwards.

♡ Although he shines with a playfulness aura and a smile when he’s with you, he was different when he is alone.

♡ With files and piles of papers done, he slips on his bed. He should be relieved that he has free time but…he’s upset it’s so late and you’re asleep. Asleep…and far away. If only he can have an excuse to have you with him in the castle.

♡ He can bring you to the balcony and show you the nightsky from high above, charm you and steal a kiss or two.

♡ Diavolo, on his bed, lies on his back. His hands were loosing the tie, and the other opening his shirt. “Mmhm..”

♡ he can pull you in an empty room and roam his hands over your body, lips on yours, whispering what’ll he do later after Barbatos leaves to work downstairs

♡ he would kiss your neck, kiss your collarbones and hold your thighs, he would bring you to him so close that he can hear your heartbeat

♡ he would command you to strip, slowly and piece by piece

♡ he tells you he would not touch you but strip himself down as well, he would command you to come closer and-

♡ Diavolo smiles before he leads you out of the room, nodding at Barbatos who was looking for both of you

♡ Diavolo won’t waste time and teases you more all night long to the point you can’t help but amuse a little yourself to calm your hot body when you close the door of your bedroom. Would you moan his name? Would you send him pictures and beg for his help? Is your human body sensitive as it seems?

♡ Diavolo takes off his shirt as his imagination and obsession of you get intense

♡ his hand reaches for his DDD, he can already picture you whimpering for him but looking at references isn’t bad

♡ days pass after that night and his thoughts become more curious

♡ would you like it if he grips on your hips during class under the desk? Would you act as innocent student if his fingers dance near the zipper of your pants?

♡ his gazing on you increases as you interact more with him, do you truly not fear him and his demonic nature? How much can you can you endure?

♡ Diavolo doesn’t believe you trust him all the way

♡ he doesn’t know if you would trust him when he ropes you up with his tie and pushes you on the desk of this class, he just might have to do it to find his answers

♡ would you let him bend you over Lucifer’s desk when he can come in the door at any moment? Would you listen to his desires and tell him to act on them?

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[roots-symphony]

I had all and then most of you some and now none of you t a k e m e b a c k t o t h e n i g h t w e m e t