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losing it over gem this season because oh my god is her charisma through the ROOF. all it takes is one word from her for people to die. she commanded pearl to kill grian, and pearl listened. pearl, the closest thing she has to an enemy!! the scarlet pearl, infamous in all her insanity!! gem has wormed her way into the center of every single alliance and pulled every person she comes into contact with into a fatal sense of hesitance.

and she doesn't even do it because she particularly cares either!! even her alliance with joel is, to a degree, superficial. she sees the bamboozler's hit list and she fights to get joel off it at first, but eventually ends it with "at least take me off..."

people tried to kill her a dozen times and they were so afraid of her-- or maybe just felt so guilty-- that even if she didn't ask them to stop, they just DID. no matter how easily they could've killed her in the moment.. and then in the end, when she finally lost her first life, it was only on her terms. she allowed herself to be placed in that hole. she only halfheartedly placed that water bucket. she so blatantly let herself die there.

she feels infallible and honestly, she isn't even wrong to feel that way. that said, it will absolutely get her killed eventually.... but right now she's without a doubt the scariest person on this server and this is a hill i will construct with my bare hands and then die on if i must

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them-

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I needed to make this a gif i couldn’t get it out of my head

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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"all the budget went into this one" and it was for making custom personalized snails for his friends. im gonna cry

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My mom’s homemade spaghetti sauce— it’d take all day with a huge pot set up on the stove and when I’d come back from school the whole house would smell like tomatoes, garlic, and herbs. Absolute comfort right there. And when I was less a kid and more a teenager, whenever my mom would have time to make Tom Yum (Thai hot and sour soup). The recipe uses leaves from a specific kind of lime tree, and we brought it with us and kept that tree alive whenever we moved houses. There’s definitely other dishes but like, those are two that are Heavy with nostalgia for me.

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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Sketch of slmau gem <3

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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

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group selfie 📸!! im obsessed with the final girls or the four ggggs or whatever they’re calling themselves <3

(plus their weird creaky neighbor. bigb my beloved)

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Every time ZombieCleo isn't included in anything that references the previous life series winners an angel and fairy loses their wings. Yeah real life happened during April fools but she still won and I just feel like it should still count. Just because her season was technically a prank it shouldn't invalidate her crown. It still happened and she won it fair and square. PLUS HER CROWN WOULD BE LIKE THE BEST CROWN DESIGN WISE ,LIKE LET HER WEAR HER DAMN JESTER HAT CROWN DAMN IT.

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Hi! For art requests, a Pearlescentmoon? :D

That one skin goes very hard actually.

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Cleo isn't messing around....

Tags: @swanofstorie @imflyingfish @raise-me-up-take-me-up

See pinned for commissions

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family portrait!

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I know that the NPMD ending regarding Grace can be interpreted in multiple ways, but the way it’s like…a “go queen” moment for me but also it’s so damn sad when you think about the implications. Because Grace at the beginning of the show would never make a decision like this, a decision to go on a murder spree killing whoever she believes is dirty to serve dark evil gods. The only reason she made this choice was because she thought there was no alternative. She lost her virginity to Max, therefor betrayed god. She’s got nothing else to live for, no purpose, and now the lords and Black are the only “gods” she can look to now. Like…I’m literally a Grace x Max shipper and even I agree that what happened to her was fucked up, because Grace didn’t want it, she did it to save Steph and Pete. And the Grace we see at the ending of NPMD is not only a vengeful one but one who’s taken the only road she thinks she can take. Grace in general has so much self loathing, that we know of, so imagine how she felt after she lost her virginity. It’s legit depressing.

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“THE SOULS OF THE PERVS MAKE ME STRONG”

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sacrifice.