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Private Detective (1939) Noel M. Smith
September 29th 2024
#private detective#1939#noel m. smith#jane wyman#dick foran#maxie rosenbloom#morgan conway#gloria dickson#john ridgely#lady dick#the lady detective#the lady dick
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Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed
#good omens#our flag meets death#a league of their own#Heartstopper#young royals#dead poets society#fleabag#doctor who#Merlin#the last of us#what we do in the shadows#haunting of bly manor#i am not okay with this#stranger things#shadow and bone#six of crows#lady bird#yellowjackets#she ra#lockwood & co#dead boy detectives#the sandman#good will hunting
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Charles whose dad smashed his cassette tape with a hammer learns to navigate the backpack cause, like, he needs to be useful, yeah?
and this way Charles has everything Edwin needs, and if Edwin gets sick of him he’ll just.. he doesn’t know what he’ll do.
but then Edwin gets the record player.
he suggests, tentatively, that Charles might play some of his “queen” if he liked. after all, if they are to haunt potential realtors away from their new office, they may as well entertain themselves.
so they take turns, switching out; edwin likes opera. he shows Charles how to waltz, chiding Charles to stop looking at his feet til they’re gliding, whirling around like they’re in the movies. Edwin’s smile is small and pleased and lovely. (Charles attempt to get Edwin to headbang along to queen results in a sort of awkward rhythmic nodding. Charles loves him so much he could die again.)
And, like. Edwin doesn’t like clutter. he doesn’t bother with the random tidbits ghosts give them for solving cases.
until now, apparently.
now he comes back from trading at the goblin market with little useless things—a cursed rubix cube, records from bands Charles mentioned years ago.
Charles is so busy trying to subtly read his book on Edwardian courting rituals (disguised by Nikos discreet manga covers) that he doesn’t realize what Edwin’s set down in front of him. he stares at Edwin’s spiky handwriting, the tidy numbered list.
“I thought, perhaps, that we might—start a new tradition.”
Charles blinks, eyes stinging. “Mate, did you.. make me a mixtape?”
“Crystal assisted me, and while she was absolutely insuffer—“ Edwin staggers, catching him with a surprised little noise.
“I love you so much,” Charles says, muffled into his throat. “You’re my favorite person. I love you so much it hurts, sometimes.”
“Yes,” Edwin says softly, hands curling around his waist. He takes Charles weight like it’s nothing. “I believe I know the feeling.”
this is a longer fic on ao3 now!
#charles rowland#payneland#dbda#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles is not allowed to come to the goblin market because he’s too nice & can’t haggle. also if Old Lady Troutbucket flirts with Charles#One More Time edwin will not be held responsible for his actions.#also. one of the things Charles gets Edwin for his birthday is a proper library card. Edwin checks things out at night so people don’t see#floating books. the librarians have a running joke that a very polite ghost is taking their missing books <3#anyways. thinking about Charles who couldn’t leave shit out or else it’s get smashed or binned#slowly starting to leave his things around the office. Edwin taking cases with dumb rewards because Charles looked excited about them etc
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Snow bots au anyone? :D
They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️
All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)
#maccadam#transformers#snow bots au#uh that’s a lot of characters. okay let’s go#left -> to right. top to bottom haha#Swerve#Rung#Tailgate#Rewind#chromedome#cdrw#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#rodimus#rodimus prime#Wing#Drift#Blurr#Swindle#I originally wanted to add Brainstorm falling out of bus window and Perceptor catching him but my brain is shutting down I need to sleep ha#jazz and prowl switching their hats be like#Prowl: I sense something is wrong..where's my hat?? (looks around) (sees it on Jazz's head) Oh there it is. Cool.#five minutes later: wait. If my hat is there than what am I wearing right now???? error 404#world greatest detective ladies and gentlemen~
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Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti
Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#lady and the tramp scene be upon ye#well i can't be original all the time!#I think Edwin made the spaghetti using magic ingredients#he worked very hard to make it taste similar to the real thing#even though none of the ingredients are something you would usually find in pasta#(charles asked what they were and edwin said he didn't want to know)#so i guess new magic item: pasta ghosts can eat lol#at first i was going to draw charles laughing because i like to think he is the type to laugh when he's nervous#but it looked kinda mean so quiet wonder it is#For this is the night#and the heavens are right#On this lovely bella notte#maybe charles put the song on trying to be funny idk
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i know it's kinda mean of me but i hope seeing so many queer shows fall like dominoes is waking people up to the fact representation is vanishing fast. and there's a reason, more than any one studio or one showrunner.
#heartstopper hasn't been renewed yet btw#dead boy detectives#good omens#our flag means death#kaos#my lady jane#the oa#a league of their own#gentleman jack#first kill#paper girls#glow#wwdits#the owl house#heartstopper#heartbreak high#renegade nell
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Oh goddammit I just walked home, remembered that I actually drove to work for once, and now I've got to walk back and get my car.
These heels are getting some mileage today.
#the usual two mile commute is a four mile today#i drove because after i walked home for lunch i walked back to take a delivery that was supposed to come during lunch#and then accidentally set of my house alarm#didn't realized it until i was in court#and dispatch called my cell to say my alarm company had detected a lady going into my house putting down a nox and petting my cat (me)#and they sent an officer to my house in response and he was laughing at my come back with a warrant doormat#augh today#box not nox#i know every cop in this county so it was fine but what a mess#bc practicing crim law#so i just know I'm gonna be hearing about this one
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date idea: we watch together another interesting and very promising tv show (don't worry, only 8, max 16 episodes) and when it inevitably gets cancelled, we burn down the fucking studio together
#say hey to#lockwood and co#my lady jane#shadow and bone#fate the winx saga#i'm still mad#dead boy detectives#seriously netflix? again?
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"Dying a second time, now, there was no complaint to her husband (what, then, could she complain of, except that she had been loved?)"
Dead Boy Detectives (2024) / Hadestown (2016) / Portrait de la jeune fille en feu (2019) / Kaos (2024) / Talk - Hozier / Metamorpheses - Ovid
#orpheus and eurydice#riddy#kaos#kaos netflix#hadestown#hadestown musical#portrait of a lady on fire#portrait de la jeune fille en feu#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin x charles#edwin payne#charles rowland#talk hozier#hozier#ovid#ovid's metamorphoses#metamorphoses#greek mythology#greek myth aesthetic#greek gods#greek myth retellings#mythology#web weave#web weaving#webweaving
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Look 99% of the time I am thinking of the dceased unkillables series that only exists in my head where its a fun campy zombie road trip and not whatever actually happened in that book bc I forgot
#my art#dc#dc comics#detective comics#batman#jim gordon#jason todd#cassandra cain#rose wilson#mary marvel#mary bromfield#lady shazam#shazam#ravager#batgirl#black bat#zombie#zombies#batfam#batfamily#oifaaart
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ESTHER FINCH 🔮✨
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective fanart#esther finch#save dead boy detectives#sorry for taking so long#hot villain lady save me#she’s so cool#idc that she’s evil#another one thank you
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Miss Fisher In The Movie “Miss Fisher And The Crypt Of Tears”
Miss Fisher And The Crypt Of Tears (2020) ↳ dir. Tony Tilse
#miss fisher's murder mysteries#miss fisher and the crypt of tears#miss fisher#miss phryne fisher#phryne fisher#the honourable miss phryne fisher#lady detective#essie davis#period drama#perioddramaedit#tv show#tvedit#tv movie#filmedit#mfmm#mfmmedit#mfatcot#mfatcotedit
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I'm so tired, I'm so so tired.
Watching TV shows has become the most tiring thing in this dystopian, late-stage capitalistic hellscape.
It doesn't matter how much we love those shows, how much we talk about them, how much we promote it online. Big streaming services will just cancel them on a Friday night and then let them slowly fall into oblivion. If by SOME MIRACLE the show doesn't get cancelled after the first season, it'll just decline over the years, some crazy writer will cook up a poorly written plot, or they'll just lose interest in the project and then leave the fans in the trenches.
Big corporate streaming services just think that views are gonna materialize out of thin air??? They barely promote their new shows and they DEMAND high views just to let them keep going? It's THEIR JOB to promote shows, but obviously they couldn't care less, they only care about money, and they leave the promoting job to the fans which is batshit insane if you ask me.
Streaming services were supposed to be the solution, the chosen one if you will, but they turned out to be the villains.
Owning a movie or a show is now absolutely impossible because God forbid they release DVDs anymore. Streaming services will just randomly DELETE their cancelled shows and movies from their platforms. Fans are now supposed to be PR teams for Netflix, HBO, Prime and whatever other stupid streaming apps out there because they couldn't be bothered to,,, idk,,, do their job and promote their own shows!? They're literally acting like villains.
It feels dystopic really.
I know I probably sound like a person yelling at a cloud but it's starting to become exhausting.
And I know that there are far worse things out there, that there are more important matters to focus on, but I'm so tired.
They're killing art. There are so many people out there that put all their love and all their passion and skills into creating amazing shows that SO MANY other people love and they feel represented by, but they don't care.
This is literally my last straw.
They're killing art with their greed.
#this is a very incongruent and inconclusive rant I'm so sorry#marta rants#dead boy detectives#shadow and bone#my lady jane#the umbrella academy#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#anne with an e#sex education#I'm cancelling my Netflix subscription by the way#our flag means death#Netflix#amazon prime#hbo max#i fucking hate all of you#lockwood and co#julie and the phantoms
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You’ve traumatized me enough!
Episode 41 Part 18
First < Previous > Next Episode
Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5
Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44, Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47
Bonus
Here’s your consolation gift for being Chloe’s biggest enabler, Bustier.
Ko-fi | Patreon
#yeah sorry I made this page months ago before canon decided that it was somehow better#that Bustier didn't realize Sabrina was doing Chloe's work#like good lord it takes more than just having different handwriting to avoid detection#scarlet lady au#scarlet lady#scarlet lady comic#caline#bustier#caline bustier#episode 41 part 18
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May I offer you a Charwin in these trying times?
@i-am-as-normal-as-you-are commissioned this one to try and cheer everyone up! :) Charwin loves grannies, and grannies love him
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#fusion au#charwin#he's a charming young ghost#so haunted has this head canon about edwin spending a lot of time with older relatives#so charwin gets it from there#but i like to think that charles always envied the idea of a sweet grannie#since one is back in india and the other one is not very... soft#so he's also living the dream here!#drawing this lady was fun. very shaped
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me when queer couples who directly parallel orpheus and eurydice
@ceciart ive not been able to stop thinking about your au art and i already have a fic concept planned out for deadboyween. im obsessed.
#so fucking pissed theyre taking poalof off netflix next month#first you cancel my favourite show then you remove one of my favourite movies#stop targeting me 🙏#dead boy detectives#portrait of a lady on fire#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#dbda#héloïse and marianne
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