I haven’t been paying much attention to what people are speculating the season 3 songs are going to be, but I imagine that there’s been plenty of discourse about Yellow by Coldplay. Part of me does think it would be a bit on the nose, but ultimately I don’t care because JUST LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND TELL ME IT WOULDN’T BE PERFECT FOR POLIN’S WEDDING I DARE YOU
For a lack of better words, my thoughts on dragons rising season 2 part 1 is as follows:
*SHAKING LIKE A DOG HYPED UP ON TEN BARRELS OF ACID, THROTHING AT THE MOUTH, RIPPING APART THE GROUND, SCREAMING, YOWLING EVEN, SOBBING, SETTING THE WORLD ON FIRE, MORE SOBBING*
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...During the two hours Missy and I sat out on a rusty iron grape sofa, I counted four different maids shaking their dust mops over our heads and then some old cow on the third floor with a bird-feeding station on her window sill threw a whole loaf of stale French bread out and then slammed her window down. I guess it was meant for the pigeons, but it hit Missy. I was so damned sore that I picked it up like a football and sent it right back through the window, glass and all. There was a terrible squawk and then she stuck her fat face through the hole and started screaming "You little brats! I'm gonna call the police!"
"Go ahead and call 'em. And be sure to tell 'em you've been throwing your garbage out the window like the slob you are."
Can’t believe it’s September now, spooky season is so back rn! Can’t wait for the temperatures to start dropping, it’s gonna be great. Can finally wear more cool stuff and more sweaters. Joyous. Be prepared for me to post more spooky month(s) type stuff, gonna draw so many pumpkins(can you tell fall is like my favorite season (besides spring and winter but that’s besides the point, fall is almost here!))
its finally luosty turns last but not least eh? his topic? cranky sasha 🤣🤣🤣 (whoever came up with these topics wanted to get sasha riled up oh my goddddd)
ofc the way he chooses to show off cranky sasha is through his spartan hockey huh and OF FUCKING COURSE he gets lundy to come up and help him because who else but lundy does sasha crack the good ole whip for IM DYING
he also makes sure to mime in the goal posts too so everyones on the same page that this is of course about hockey because this has turned into an improv exercise mama hes a star hes a THEATRE kid
luosty is very good at mimicing cranky sasha must have lots of time watching him get fussy with lundy huh i can imagine the only directions given to lundy here was act like yourself and somehow that makes this funnier
they absolutely both think luosty is the funniest fucker alive OH MY GOD HE GOT LUNDY TO SMILE (WHICH ISNT MUCH OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT HES SO SMITTEN WITH HIM) BUT HE GOT MIKKSY TO GIVE A GOOD TOOTHY GRIN TOO LUOSTY WHAT POWERS DO YOU HAVE 😭😭😭😭
he has this whole couch bewitched by his antics oh my fucking god... kicking the bench...throwing the water bottle...cranky sasha indeed
THE WAGGING FINGER AT LUNDY hey man whyd you move your hand to your crotch did that incite any revelations in you do you need to cover something that had unfortunate timing huh do you understand why mikksy cant stand them do you understand now
on another episode of i genuinely dont think anyone else could do this and get sasha this giggly in the midst of it of making fun of him luosty has really charmed them all
folks tend to forget that seasonal affective disorder isn't exclusive to the winter months, so shoutout to everyone who's depression is starting up now that the days are getting longer and brighter and warmer again