#the irony isn't lost on me

[noisepartythumpingmusic]

I don't blame the truly excellent film May December for this, but the people writing about it saying the premise is about a grown woman's "affair with 13 year old" y'all it was rape or at the very least sexual assault. This isn't even a gray area.

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

is vinny scared of just feral dogs or all dogs in general?

His fear of feral dogs does seep into anthro dogs. Fortunately, it isn't severe enough for him to be outright bigoted. That being said, there's lingering tension in the back of his mind.

[dustykneed]

i just think spock has great mom friend potential tbh. strong contender for the cutest thing i've ever drawn

[klaushargreeveses]

Begging the IWTV writers to give us Lestat’s interview with the whole gang present so they can jeer and heckle fact-check him in real-time:

Lestat: Of course, I am famously six feet tall...

Louis: You’re 5′10′’, now behave yourself. 

Lestat: Upon my damnéd soul I swear it, I am SIX FEET-

Louis: Say it one more time and I’m getting the tape measure.

Lestat: Oh, all right. Anyway! That night I wore a most elegantly tailored Armani suit, black leather boots and...

Armand: Incorrect! The floozy wore barbie pink booty shorts with the words ‘tutti frutti’ imprinted on the ass. And they didn’t even match his skin tone. Ghastly.

Lestat: You still got down on all fours like a lôwly maggôt and begged me to fuck you!

Armand: So?

Lestat: ANYWAY. Struck by the tragedy of my existence, I went home, flung myself to the floor and lay for thirteen hours thrashing my arms, kicking my legs, and weeping hysterically.

Daniel: You can’t expect us to believe you actually did that.

Gabrielle: Oh, trust me. He actually did that.

Ghost!Claudia: Heh. What a little bitch.

Lestat: Silence, foul spectre! *sniffling* Louis, make her stop calling me that.

[book-lover85]

Sophie 🤝 Oralie

falling in love with someone who would be your #1 match if you could apply

like mother like daughter

(I'm not even saying this as a Sokeefe shipper just objectively Keefe is her perfect match ability wise [and as far as we know they're not related], a pool of 8 abilities one which has the chance to have multiple abilities is insanely good from a matchmaking stand point + the whole empath and telepath thing)

[sysciety]

Just because someone doesn't end up being a system doesn't mean their trauma wasn't "bad enough"

[itsjaywalkers]

it is my pleasure to inform you that the iwtywmm sequel is officially finished <3 i mean kinda i still have to reread + edit it but !!! the worst is over

anyways to celebrate u can send me a word and i'll give u a lil snippy that contains it or ask me any questions about jeggy/any other characters ur curious about or even just tell me about ur days really <333

[marlenacantswim]

just finished matt smith's run as the doctor, still hot off the tails, and as is to be expected, everything that happened to him keeps making me think of nine and ten. i hadn't stopped to consider just how fresh the whole "committing genocide against my own people" thing was for nine. like the amount of High Grade Denial And Suppression he had to have been doing to be as barely functional as he was must have been publishable.

[nivahiem]

Via Reddit

[paleobird]

Pokemon Personality Quiz!

[moongothic]

There is something to be said about how whenever people point out Baroque Works "revolves around gender" and use that as "proof" that Crocodile is trans... I guess cis people assume that trans people are so obsessed with gender that they need to make everything about gender, and ngl something about that is a little. It's a little.

[ninallthatjazz]

"All sonic and TARDIS and time lord. Take that away - take away the toys, what am I?"

I think it's really heartbreaking, that the Doctor thinks being a time lord with a TARDIS and a sonic screwdriver is all that he's got, all that he's good for.

Like he isn't the most compassionate, loving, selfless human being out there, someone spreading hope and love throughout the universe.

He is a man who never would.

[mistfallengw2]

So, when I make new characters in game, I like to challenge myself to go as far as possible in the story/map completion without a single death. Then, when it happens, I take note and try to work it into their backstory as an injury or close call of sorts.

Well, today it happened to be Poffi's turn. I did in fact go nearly 50% of map completion without a single death, but then it finally happened in the silliest way: an accidental dodge as I was gathering cultivated herbs in the asuran home instance sent her down the cliff.

You can bet your ears that I worked that into her backstory as an accidental fall down a ditch next to her family's lab, back when she was still a progeny. She had learned how to cook quite early and wanted to make a nice meal for her uncle (who took her in after her mother died) since it was his birthday, and she finally got an idea when she spotted some rare herbs that were growing in a hard-to-reach place next to the lab. Well, she did manage to harvest them, but her foot slipped and she tumbled down the ditch. She was scratched and sore all over, but she had a mission and the herbs were successfully in her hand, so she climbed out of it, quickly medicated and cleaned herself after sneaking back into the lab, and then went to the kitchen like nothing had happened [because right after the fall I went and unlocked the last ascended recipes with her, since she's my second cook]. Poor Chegg got so scared when he saw his niece all bruised up that he didn't even get to taste the meal, but in the end she was fine and even got a personal herb garden in a corner of the lab out if it.

[webslingingslasher]

J !!!! i gotta confession

i lost my virginity when the movie 1d this is us was playing on one direction’s ten year anniversary

-🌿

oh. this.... this is everything.....

[unluckyservice4]

I should probably clarify that children are safe, but you demons need to stay away.

Maybe I should just let you be stupid, but he'd hate that, so...

[rosecrowned]

margaery when she heard renly and loras were scheming to get her to court so robert would become infatuated with her and replace cersei with her