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J!! idk if u already did something like this but what if trouble and frat!peter are at a party (when their still situationshipy) and like trouble runs into an old friend and their chatting for like 15 minutes and peter is watching it go down and comes over cuz he’s a little jealous and like tries to talk to her and then trouble goes to introduce him but doesn’t know what to call him and says “oh this is my friend peter” and even tho peter like set that boundary and all how do u think he’ll react to being called her friend and then the old friend thinks he can make a move on her and chaos ensues???

you’re surprised it took peter this long to intervene. peter’s not the jealous type but he’s protective; and he doesn’t deny you any friendly conversation, even from a male, but that doesn’t mean he won’t introduce himself in a subtle act to dominate the undertone.

‘talk to her all you want, she’s coming home with me,’ type of mindset.

you’re catching up with an old friend, someone you haven’t seen since last semester. you were pouring a drink and he came up next to you, you took notice and started chatting. a good ten or fifteen minutes later, you’ve got a frat boy looking over your shoulder.

your conversation partner slowly trails off, peter takes that as an invitation to start talking. ‘who’s our new friend?’ you introduce the two, ‘peter, meet my friend, andrew.’ you’re not sure how to introduce peter. he’s way more than a friend but he’s made it clear he’s not interested in being called anything more than that. you bite the bitter taste of brewing resentment on your tongue. ‘andrew, meet my friend, peter.’

instantly, peter’s hand is on your hip, his other one is outstretched. ‘parker, nice to meet you.’ the corner of andrew’s mouth lifts up, ‘is it parker or peter?’ you open your mouth to explain, peter beats you to it. ‘parker,’ he squeezes your hip, ‘but she can call me whatever she wants.’

andrew shakes peter’s hand and tells him he’s got a good grip, peter politely smiles and wraps his arm around you before pressing a barely there kiss to your temple. andrew’s grin spreads, ‘just friends, huh?’

you force a tight lipped smile, peter fixes a stray piece of your hair. peter’s hands are soft on you but his tone is a little jerk-ish. ‘you and i have different definitions of friend.’ you lean back against peter, still playing his game. ‘but, yeah, just friends.’ he doesn’t like your addition, his hold goes slack but he’s still wrapped around you.

andrew can see through peter, you think that’s why he’s lingering behind you. ‘so if you’re just friends you wouldn’t mind if i made you a drink, right?’ you nod your head and take a step away from peter but he’s not dropping his arms, you’re still landlocked in his hold.

‘cute. but i make her drinks, you’ll get the ratio off and she’ll wait until you’re looking away before telling me to chug the rest, and honestly, i’m not a rum fan.’ you refrain from rolling your eyes, andrew doesn’t bat an eye and stands up a little straighter. ‘that’s fine, dude. you can make her drink and i’ll keep her company.’

peter wasn’t expecting the flip. you can feel him pause behind you, he can’t take it back so he backs away, spins you around and gives you one of the most possessive, bruising kisses he’s ever given you. when he pulls away, your ears feel like they’re full of cotton and it’s not from the music blaring from the speakers, peter’s kiss left your head spinning.

andrew waits until peter walks past him. ‘he hates me.’ you shake your head, ‘he doesn’t hate you,’ you watch peter expertly pour rum, ‘he hates that you make him a walking contradiction.’ andrew holds a straight face before breaking out in a smile, he looks at the ground and shakes his head. ‘it’s wild to be friendzoned by a guy that’s banging you.’ you glance up, peter’s got his eyes narrowed on the back of andrew’s head, like he knows what he’s saying. peter’s gaze tightens before he shakes his head and grabs your favorite mixer.

‘if it’s crazy to you, imagine how i feel.’

‘i get that he’s attractive but is it really worth it?’

you look over at peter again, objectifying his body like it’s only yours. you let out a deep sigh, you’ve grown exhausted of having the conversation with yourself, let alone with another person. ‘unfortunately, yes.’

andrew crosses his arms over his chest, he checks behind him, peter’s still occupied. ‘we can have a little fun with it… let me flirt with you.’ you immediately shake your head, you’ve done it before and you regretted it. ‘it’s funny for a couple of minutes but then he gets upset and then i get upset when i remind him i’m just playing by his rules.’

andrew talks lower, you lean in to hear him better. 'maybe if we get him upset enough, he'll change the friend title.' you snort, your friend is just a hopeful romantic. 'you know nothing about peter and it shows but i'm glad to know you're always down to have a little fun.'

peter touches the small of your back, a cup pushed into your hand. 'i'm also down for a little fun, isn't that right, trouble?' andrew perks up, 'trouble?' you hide behind two big sips of your drink, you know peter's about to reach his limit. 'i think that's a very fitting nickname for you... trouble. it's got a little ring to it, i like it.'

'yeah, you can fuck off now.'

your eyes widen, you hit peter's arm with the back of your hand. andrew looks impressed, 'very friendly, parker.' peter takes a step closer, by consequence you're nudged a little behind him. 'like i told you before, different definitions.' andrew winks at you, you shake your head back and forth behind peter's back.

'what's stopping me from being friends the way you are?'

peter's jaw clenches, 'nothing. just make your own fucking friends.' you raise your hands, drink included, and get in between them. 'peter, he's messing with you. i told him it wouldn't be funny-' you glare at andrew, telling him 'i told you this would happen' with your eyes, '-and it isn't funny,' it's a little funny. 'is it, andrew?'

andrew bows his head and takes a step back, 'nope. not even a little.' he smiles to both of you, most of his attention on peter as he backs away. 'hey, you buddies have a good night.'

peter keeps his focus on andrew until he's out of sight, the second he's behind a group of bodies, peter gives you a sour look. 'that guy sucks and i hate him.'

you raise the cup to your mouth, you've decided on getting drunk. 'you don't hate him, you hate how he makes you feel.' peter's quick to brush you off, 'no, cause who thinks it's funny hitting on someone else's girl in front of them?'

you barely hear him, you're more focused on your gulping sounds.

'friend.' you resume your chug, you finish with a gasp and hand your empty cup over. 'refill, please.' peter tilts his head at you, 'what?' you tap the plastic rim, 'refill, please.' he takes it from you but he's not going anywhere yet. 'yeah, i heard that. what did you mean by friend?'

'you said someone's girl, we're friends.'

'that's not-'

you tap your nails on the plastic cup, 'drinky drink.' peter purses his lips and eyes the counter full of liquor bottles, he's not giving you a pass tonight. 'yeah, drinky drink. but then you're gonna talky talk with me, got it?' you nod once, 'okay, i'm going outside.' you spin on your heels, chugging your drink was the best idea you've had in a minute.

'no, wait! just wait on- hey, take my jack-' peter holds in a sigh and repours your drink, a little heavier on the rum. when he finds you outside, you're standing a little too close to the backyard playset to not be thinking about climbing in the miniature tower.

'you wanna go up there?' you look behind you and back at the plastic slide hanging off the side. the backyard playground was from a few chapters ago, it's stayed in good enough condition to justify keeping it. 'i wanted to sit on the swings but someone else took them.' you look at the front, little wooden slats would take you right up and the entire thing, sans the swingset, is open.

'i've never been up on this, i think.'

'neither have i.' it's decided in your mind, you take the first couple of steps, each one more inclined than the last, peter's right behind you incase you slip. once you're on the deck, you sit down and wait for peter to join you. it's clear it's made with children in mind, your knees are pressed against his, both of your bodies block off either side of the playset.

you take a sip of your drink, give it the hum of approval, and set it behind your back, just far enough it couldn't get bumped or spilled but close enough for an easy reach when you wanted it. you sit in a comfortable silence before you lean your head on his shoulder, 'i thought you wanted to talky talk.'

'we're dating.'

you rip yourself away to stare at him. you might've had a couple drinks but you're buzzed and nowhere near make believe territory. peter softly laughs, he picks up a twig from a fallen tree above and twirls it in his fingers.

'i do a lot of run arounds, i know i do. we're not just hanging out anymore, we're way more than friends, and we're far past just being exclusive. i think i forgot you can date someone without making it official, without the boyfriend and girlfriend title.'

your mouth feels dry, it's the admission you always wanted. peter watches the stick roll back and forth between his thumb and pointer finger. 'so, the next time someone asks, we're dating.'

'but you know if i say that people are going to assume you're my boyfriend, right?' peter shrugs, he tosses the stick to the ground below, you both follow it with your eyes even though it stops being visible halfway down. 'let them. everyone assumes you're my girlfriend and i've never corrected them.'

your head feels like it's spinning. 'you haven't?'

'no.' he puts his hand on your knee, 'i had that epiphony a couple days ago, i just forgot to bring it up. we're dating and if people want to assume we're a couple, fuck it, i can think of worse things i could be instead of your boyfriend.' you roll your eyes, 'jeez, don't sound too happy about it.'

'listen,' peter licks his lips. 'if you want to correct them and explain the details, go ahead. but if you just want to leave it as we're dating and let them make their own conclusions, i don't care.'

you feel ten steps ahead of where you've been the entire time.

'you understand you're officially taking yourself off the market with that, mr. parker. you're gonna have to start batting girls off and tell them you're dating someone.' peter's smile stretches across his face, he pulls you in close and brushes his nose over yours. 'i think i've been waiting my whole life for this.'

peter kisses you, he pulls back to whisper against your lips before leaning right back in. 'lock me down and lock me up, trouble. we're dating.' 

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why is he always posted up with a child

he's so girl dad coded it's insane. it's something about peter parker being a girl dad that makes so much sense

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yes!! these three and then also sari and taylor!! like what's everybody's fashion sense/how would they describe their aesthetics, like we know cherry is a very girly pink girl

and then technically I should be asking what the guys aesthetics are too but...guys are just not that aesthetic. Maybe Ethan is. Maaayyybbee Peter is.

someone made a pinterest thing w all the characters but i can't find it 😭

sari and ally are simular vibes to me. clean girl, bright colors, sparkles, ect. taylor... i haven't put much thought in. cherry is a pink girl, trouble goes for darker colors. ethan is a plant boy so earthy tones and peter is just there 😁

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someone should have warned me to read this when I was alone, because how am I supposed to explain to my mom why I nearly started break dancing from cuteness aggression

THIS IS SO NICE THANK U BBY <3333

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Yay!! I’ll wear the title with honour 🙂‍↕️🥈

Was slightly salty about cherry’s number 1 fan being claimed, but I’ll gladly take this! (Genuinely, totally joking about being salty, obvi. love you #1 fan oomf!)

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it's okay we all know ur the og #1 cherry fan OMG WHAT???? WHO SAID THAT????

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AS SHE SHOULD! What abt carrier pigeon?.. would she like that? I can be theatrical, or tone it down, lmao

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white owl like harry potter

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If cherry’s aesthetic is sleeping beauty, I can def help with that. I’m a total sleeping beauty girlie and alr have aesthetic pics 😭

yes!!! i see her as a mix between like country bumpkin pink (u know what i mean) and the satin/luxery pink likeeee idk how to describe it other than pink AND bows

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this week we’re creating a business plan and everything for our future spas (which is only really use for those of us that wanna go solo like me) and i’m having so much fun designing and making things already

i will be doing nail tech and massage therapy as well after i graduate so i’ll be a full scale spa in one person

GIRL I MUST COME VISIT YOU WHEN UR ALL SET UP!!!!

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jjjj, how are cherry and peter doing?

we will be hearing from them veryyyyy soon :)

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Can I help, anon?!?! I love making moodboards, no pressure, I’m just being social :)

YES LEMME KNOW WHAT KINDA AETHETIC YA'LL ARE LOOKING FOR AND I CAN HELP!!! :D

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I feel like trouble and peter would tear up a how to lose a guy in 10 days au

i haven't seen that movie in so long omg i need a rewatch

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OMG J DECIDED TO BLESS US AGAIN! WHOOO! <3

👏THE COMMUNICATION👏 I love them sm.

also kinda love andrew wanting to mess with peter.. and being a hopeful romantic. and ofc trouble knowing exactly how peter will react, and being able to describe it, exactly. Idk, that really got me for some reason (in a good way). and protective/possessive peter trying to act casual.. trouble’s stronger than me, cause if he had his arms wrapped around me, squeezing the hip, kisses to the temple… I’m melting, sue me 🫣 even knowing what he’s trying to get across. I’m just a girlie w/ literally no romantic/relationship experience, so I’d be soooo flustered ._.

and then for the little things I adore; drinky drink and talky talk.. (AAH).. I love that. peter knowing trouble’s drink mix ratios, and being her designated bartender.. (AAH).. ‘we’re dating.’ … ‘so, the next time someone asks, we’re dating.’.. (AAH).. ‘EVERYONE ASSUMES YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND AND I’VE NEVER CORRECTED THEM’ ?!?!? (AAAH).. ummmmm, yeah, as usual, I’m in love w/ this, I’m in love w/ your writing, and I love how much of a pivotal moment this is for them 🥲

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did we like the tongue in cheek with the guy being named andrew?? yes. i did it on purpose 🤪

drinky drink and talky talk is so peter core. i love him sm.

AND THANK U FOR THE BREAKDOWN. IT MAKES ME SO SO SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!

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So it turns out big kid jobs are busy and no one thought to tell me…

Anyway, I just remembered this story and had to share:

So back in elementary school I wanted to see if my friend would lie for me (idk why), so I said that I was freaked out by spiderman because you can’t see his eyes. She corroborated, and we ended up pretending I was terrified of him for like an entire year before I was tired of it lol

She ended up being my maid of honor, bc I knew she was a real one

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THAT'S A DAY ONE. I LOVE THIS FOR YOU. ALSO, WELCOME BACK BEANS! WE MISSED YOU!!!

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Omg number 1 cherry fan anon, can we be besties?!? Ig I’ll be cherry’s number 2 fan if it isn’t claimed, but I’m also leaning into that I am cherry :D

And happy belated birthday, anon! You very very lucky getting to share it with peter 🤭

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offical cherry #2 fan has been claimed <3

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I CAN OFFICIALLY TAKE REAL CLIENTS

YA'LL SHE MADE IT!!!!!

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j pls what’s his reaction im loling

i'd imagine this is in the "i hate that i still like you" phase of their breakup/getting back together so peter is very stressed 😭

he def shows up at her dorm😭😭😭

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guys you can’t do this to me he’s so 😫😫

FIONNEEEEEE??