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Opening a can of monster in public is so embarrassing like why is it so loud!! Why does every single person within 5km need to know I'm enjoying a refreshing beverage on this Saturday afternoon

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When bro accidentally learns your deadname so now you gotta kill him

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Disco lesbysium

I like... Girl... And turning boys into girls...

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I know murdering all of the CEOs of all the evil corporations won't solve capitalism, but I don't think it would hurt either. Maybe we should try killing a few more, just to see what happens

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I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

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To be fair we should've seen Luigi being a far right pos coming cus every single far left person just stays inside and complains on the internet

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Spotify is hiding the 2024 wrapped from me because they know I'll flip my shit if it's as embarrassing as they know it is

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i hat emoives i hate movies i hatem ovies i hate movies i hate movies

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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

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5 movies deep into the YA movie adaptation marathon and I think if I keep going I will become a danger to the general public

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Miku da ne…