#the ice court heist

[bookishbunnies]

Okay. I'm finished. Finally.

I have thoughts. Many.

First, holy shit it's a heckin good time to love Wesper.

And they've clearly set it up for the ice court heist. But, they've fucked up parts. Theyve fucked up the Wesper slowburn, the 'not just girls' scene (which is probably why Kit and Jack did it in the interview). Also kinda fucked up the Kanej slowburn but not as badly. Kinda fucked up the Jesper is a durast thing, but it'll be interesting to see the heist with a Jesper that is proud of his powers and knows how to use them. Interestingly they've still got the Helnik part of the plot pretty much on track.

They've fucked up hopes for Crooked Kingdom. They could still do it sort of. But Rollins position has changed, Inejs position has changed, and they've already used up like half the book.

Tho noticeably they did not say a thing about Wylans family. That is still completely under wraps. And that'll be very interesting to see on screen.

They've also fucked up any hope for King of Scars. Sure they've got the Nikolai part, but my hope for KoS died with David.

All in all, I know a lot of people probably aren't gonna like the last episode and how a lot of different things ended. And I definitely understand that. But more importantly we all want to see the Ice Court heist. So we need to ignore our feelings about how this season ended and stream this season as many times as we can this month to make sure we get the Ice Court heist.

We need to see Matthias and Nina's story play out.

With the changes we might actually eventually get to a healthy Kanej relationship (as healthy as it can be anyway

With the changes it'll mean we get to see many many amazing scenes of Jesper and Wylan, being absolutely adorable and also being absolute badasses and so incredibly proud of each other.

And we might even get to see Zoya and Nikolai.

[evellynssocbrainrot]

Kaz during Six of Crows: Nina, you go with Matthias over there. Jesper, you go with Wylan over here. And Inej, you come with me. Why? Because I said so.

[jordanbackupsoc]

Girls when “she was not a lynx or a spider or even the wraith. She was Inej ghafa and her future was waiting above”

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

We talk a lot about 30 million kruge, because of course we do, but we don’t mention often enough that the original offer was FIVE. It took Kaz one conversation to get it from five million to twenty million, and then he demanded thirty anyway. I love him.

[bellehaspurplehair]

“No mourners, no funerals” is a BIG FAT LIE because everyday I am mourning the six of crows adaptation we were robbed of bc Netflix cancelled it😡😡😡

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz and Matthias being mean to each other in chapter 29 my beloveds.

Kaz: How do we cross? I don't see anything.

Matthias: Because you are not worthy.

Kaz: I'm also not near sighted. There's nothing there.

Matthias: We go from aspirant to novice drüskelle in the ceremony at the sacred ash.

Kaz: Where the tree talks to you.

Matthias: (resisting the urge to shove Kaz into the ice moat) Where we hope to hear the voice of Djel.

Kaz: All this to be a witch hunter? The Dregs need a better initiation.

Matthias: This is only one part of Hringkälla.

Kaz: Yes, I know, then a tree tells you the secret handshake.

Matthias: Chilly, Brekker?

Kaz: If only we had time for a swim. Get moving.

Matthias: I feel sorry for you, Brekker. There is nothing sacred in your life.

Matthias: And the magic tricks?

Kaz: (snorts) So you don't think I'm a demon anymore?

Matthias: I know you're a demon, but your tricks are human.

[arabellas]

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky 😭😭😭

[sofaloaf]

what i love about inej convincing nina to join the crows is that she does so by saying that kaz can break matthias out of hellgate. nina is a heartrender. she proves multiple times throughout the show that she can easily tell when people are lying. and she also proves that she has no mercy for people who lie about being able to get matthias out of hellgate (ex. pekka). but she goes with inej to see kaz. why?

because inej wasn’t lying.

inej truly believes that kaz is smart enough to break someone out of the highest security prison in ketterdam, even though he clearly (as of s&b season 2) does not think that he could. we love some good kanej mutual simping.

and if we do get a six of crows spin off…inej, oh honey, just you wait until you see what your man can do.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

This is one of my favourite often forgotten details of these books it’s so unhinged I love him

I just remembered that Kaz swallowed bombs (and lockpicks and chloropellets??) and kept regurgitating it every now and then to keep it from being digested???

[martinakl13]

One of the funniest things in SoC is Matthias' motion sickness. He's the dreaded drüskelle and yet he is bent over the railing of the Ferolind, vomiting, while all the Barrel rats are perfectly fine.

[sparklyfrogy]

You know the Six of Crows obsession is bad when your science teacher is talking about how it’s hard to get inside the cell membrane but it’s easier to get out and your first thought is “omg just like the Ice Court!! I wonder if there are molecules like the Crows who are there for a heist?”. I think I need psychiatric help, this cannot be normal

[stromuprisahat]

Nina had Inej’s feet in her lap. “I can’t get all the rubber off her heels,” she said, as she saw them approaching. “Help her,” said Kaz. “Me?” Jesper said. “You don’t mean—” “Do it.” ... “Saints,” he [Jesper] said. Inej grimaced. “That bad?” “No, you just have really ugly feet.” “Ugly feet that got you on this roof.”

Six of Crows- Chapter 27 (Leigh Bardugo)

[evellynssocbrainrot]

Things we could have seen in the spin-off

Wylan's backstory

Inej's backstory

Matthias freed from Hellgate

Matthias joining the Crows

Kuwei

Colm Fahey

Van Eck (To insult him)

Kaz and Inej reunited

More Helnik

More Wesper (Probably some Wesper drama!)

The "What is the best way to steal a man's wallet?" quote

The "My ghost won't associate with your ghost" quote

Inej touching Kaz's cheek

Inej wearing Kaz's gloves (Just imagine his oversized gloves on her little hands) and climbing the incinerator

Kaz smiling genuinely near the end of the Ice Court heist like in the books

Shirtless Kaz

Kaz soaking wet with the front of his shirt ripped open like in the books

The scene where Inej is sitting on his windowsill with her face turned to the sun and he looks at her and feels like a boy again

Inej and Kaz first meeting at the Menagerie

Helnik drama and kiss

Nina and Inej's scene on the boat where they bitch-talk about the boys

The "I would have come for you" quote

Kaz carrying an injured Inej to the boat and ripping out Oomen's eyeball

Kanej hand-holding at the end

ainadelothwen mentioned Kaz and Jesper's fight scene, that too!

Perhaps a redo of the bathroom scene, but this time he takes his gloves off and kisses her neck

Oh, wait! Another one! "Scheming face? "Definitely" (It's a crime we don't have this one yet)

celeste-star mentioned Kaz and Wylan falling through the ceiling in the Van Eck mansion

I WOULD BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE NETFLIX INDUSTRY IF I COULD!!!!

[jazzkrebber]

did it hurt? no, not when you fell from heaven. when Jesper Fahey held it together until Inej left because he knew how hard it already was for her to leave

[olskuvallanpoe]

it’s too bad the soc spinoff was cancelled. we truly missed out on getting to watch freddy carter regurgitate tiny bombs in the middle of the ice court.

[thepetitepiper]