#what a wild time

[starryeyesmasc]

deep diving into scenarios that ✨work✨ for me is kinda crazy because:

-what do you mean certain religious things are sexy now. what do you mean i want a girl to snap me like a stale communion wafer and eat me out over an altar. sorry god

-what do you MEAN i need a girl to scratch tf out of my back and tease me about it next day

-again with the religious thing. is this catholic guilt coming back to bite me??

-something abt gentle possessiveness,,,

-if a girl laughed at me for cumming just from eating her out and then held my hands down to fuck herself on my thigh and then fingered me til I tapped out and begged her to stop uhhh—

-getting to soft top for a girl. like rn. like asap.

-again. sorry god

-fuckin uh PRAISE‼️ and also teasing. and also gently making fun of how desperate I am

there’s probably more to add…..

[just-a-drawing-bean]

Would you guys be sad if I also posted art from Another Crabs Treasure… it’s a reaaallyyyyy good game and I love the characters so much. Going insane over it rn. It’s that and Ghost in the Machine (dca au) my beloved brainrots.

[relativelydimensional]

This has become a bit of a tradition – my biannual powerpoint overviewing all the shows from the showcase and my first impressions for lydia and my housemates which i also post here bc i feel like other people might care :)))

[absoloutenonsense]

The Princes and the Pea by nonsensedarling

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Not Rated | 13k

A brutal storm finds Harry and Niall seeking shelter at the nearest place they can find - a rather grand manor, with some peculiar people of the house. At least Harry has made a friend in one of the servants there. * Or a retelling of The Princess and the Pea.

Written for week 3 for this round of @wordplayfics !

Read here on AO3.

[tigers1o1]

I like to think that now that Chip's undead, he makes a bunch of stupid jokes about it. He's obviously still sad, but humor is a great coping mechanism. The issue with this is that Gillion finds these jokes horrifying; he thinks it's terrible that Chip would ever joke about something so serious and traumatic. Cue Gill promising Chip over and over that he'll find a solution, while Chip tries to brush it off and pretend he's not crying.

UGH. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh UGH.

Chips main coping mechanism is humor, so of course that’s how he’s trying to cope with it, but to Gillion, Chip has gone through something Awful™️ that (in his perspective) fundamentally changed who Chip is (bc remember, according to Gillion, Undead is synonymous with Evil). He can’t wrap his head around how someone could be taking that sort of thing so LIGHTLY. But Gillion’s intensity surrounding the situation makes Chip want to curl and and SOB for the rest of forever

[geekthefreakout]

"Guy Fawkes, Who?"

Remember, Remember

The 5th of November

Cas said "I love you" to Dean

Then trended over the US Election

Becoming the number one news-bearing meme

I'll always remember

That 5th of November

When he got sucked to turbo-hell, I screamed

There was some shit with Putin

For Nevada, we were rootin'

When Cas said "I love you" to Dean

Once we remembered

The 5th of November

For gunpowder treason and plot

But who cares for that guy

When Dean got hit with pie

And Cas, the CW forgot

So now on this day

We unbury that gay

With fanfic and art (we've made plenty)

And hold in our hearts the gay angel and hunter

Who broke Tumblr in November, 2020

[crowned-relapse-king]

Everyone is a cuck now huh?

[punkinspice]

What's your earliest Sonic memory?

I was probably around 7 or 8 watching the trailers on some vhs to an I cannot remember what movie, sitting on my parents old wobbly 90s waterbed when I hear "I'M WAITIIING" in the most annoying, snively voice that to this day I cannot get it out of my head and quote often.

Of course at that time my sheltered young mind had no idea or concept of what or who Sonic was so I didn't even connect the dots till I was probably 20 and I realized that the commercial I saw was for The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and I had a very weird nostalgia moment.

but before that it was seeing unfortunately weird pictures of Sonic on DeviantArt which unfortunately ruined my opinion of him and the series ⚰

[firesidetextiles]

Speaking of fall out boy, I'd literally pay an arm and a leg for the FoB is for Losers shirt or a secret order shirt. I did the backstage passes for secret order back in the day. Would be delightful to have a shirt.

[officialdavepeta]

I just finished my internship that I've been at for a year and I got my evaluation and I exceeded all expectations in all 30+ categories AND I'm about to graduate summa cum laud in a few weeks

I've been working my ass off with a full time job + full time school + internship and it's all coming together. I get to do really fulfilling work AND get paid for it,,, all I need to do is sleep now

[carnage-cathedral]

gotta imagine the casting discussion around Ackles coming on to The Boys had to be something like Kripke being like "welcome back Jensen. you get to say 'fuck' this time"

[live-laugh-lurk-69]

Remember when porn was first removed from Tumblr and we started calling smut lemons/limes again because I do and I won’t let you forget

[younggayanddoingokay]

I wonder how all those girls whose moms sold them to one direction.

[loveshotzz]

Gonna roll up a jay, watch the new episode if it’s always sunny again and get lost in all this steve smut that dropped today.

[frickityfrackityfuckingshit]

Me: *scribbles on friend’s page*

Me: the demon wanted to tell you something

Friend: *hesitantly* what does it say

Me: I don’t fucking know I’m not the demon