#this broke me

[oonajaeadira]

Beautiful. Amazing. No notes. Ezra's hung like a whale and it doesn't matter how many holies he offends with it. Let the man spread like the smooth butter he is.

Ezra Goes to Church feat. Ezra & f!reader

Summary: Ezra likes to be comfortable everywhere.

Pairing: Ezra & f!reader | Rating: PG-13 | Word Count: 350

Content Warnings: no smut but Ezra alludes to his attributes, takes place in a church

Author's Notes: This is my submission for @toxicanonymity's Manspread Olympics. Thank you to @strang3lov3 for encouraging me to get in on this.

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You sat up straight, the pew in the church your cousin’s son was being christened in not allowing you to sit any other way lest you sit in a way inappropriate.

Ezra, on the other hand, seemed less concerned with what was appropriate. He was sitting back, finding a comfortable position low on the pew. His head rested on the rounded, worn top of backrest and his legs were spread to an indecent degree. 

You weren’t sitting in the back - you were sitting in the second row. Among other family members, Ezra's laid back comfort was not going unnoticed by those around you. You nudged his knee with yours. 

“Yes, dove…”, he murmured, the back of his fingers gently touching your shoulder as he warmly watched your cousin ahead, holding her son with the pastor. 

“Sit. Up.”, you whispered sharply back, leaning down slightly.

“Hmm?” Ezra turned his head slightly, looking up at you from the corners of his eyes.

He saw the warning look you gave with raised brows, and he shrugged a ‘what?’ in response.

You huffed and leaned down to whisper in his ear. “Sit up now and stop spreading your legs. It’s… it’s indecent.”

“Indecent?”, he whispered back, brows contorted in confusion. 

“You’re in a church. Sit up now.”

As you sat back upright, foolishly assuming the conversation was over, and turned your gaze back to the front of the room. Ezra grinned at your profile and spoke a little louder than the whisper you had spoken to him in. 

“If the good lord did not intend for me to sit at my leisure in his house then why on earth allow his children to fill it with pews this long and gift me with a titan’s girth?”

Your eyes widened, feeling mortified. Your elderly great-aunt, sitting in the pew in front of you, turned slightly, looked at you then at Ezra. Her eyes darted down to his crotch in a fleeting glace and her brow raised in approval. She then turned back around, shifting in her seat.

You were never going to live this down. 

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[indigoprimexd]

Well I am officially broken…I found out a day ago that TFOne Megs literally cried in the movie. There have been clips of him with tear streams on his face of the aftermath of crying. And I cannot stop thinking about it…

LOOK AT THE GLIMMER ON HIS FACEPLATE! It was confirmed that those are in fact dried up streams on his face of him crying. Which breaks my heart even more for this guy…Megatron knows pain at this point. He was forged and went through the pain of being a slave, being cogless, being lied too, almost being executed, and killing his own best friend. This…this is it right here. He is now officially my favorite character in this whole entire movie. (Btw the job the animators/artists did with this is incredible✨).

We need a sequel so badly…😭😔

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

5x11 | 7x9

[dogpaw8]

SI QUERIA Q SE BESARAN PERO NO AASIIIII AAAAAAAAA

EL AMOR NOEXISTEEEEEEEE

[charmiixx]

[m1ndwinder]

when the brunette flannel girl lives but her blond gf dies

[jazzkrebber]

did it hurt? no, not when you fell from heaven. when Jesper Fahey held it together until Inej left because he knew how hard it already was for her to leave

[cowcat44]

Even more heartbreaking animated

[postureofashrimp]

That entire scene with Agatha and her son was so gut wrenching. She loved her son so much oh my god. Even after he didn't go through with the scam she never yelled, she didn't get mad at him she just moved on. AND THE BALLAD OMG. It was just a little song her and her son made up while traveling, it was such a comfort for both of them. I mean, Agatha sings it at his grave (which was devastating oml). She's stuck as a spirit because she can't face him. She didn't even get to say goodbye.

[beavillains]

I wish I could be normal about things. Here's an animation I made after watching Season 2 of Good Omens. Spoilers?

[misunderstoodtomato]

[indigoprimexd]

I still can’t get over the movie….like I love all the characters, but who hurt me the most was Megatron…D-16 was happy. LITERALLY HAPPY. BUT NO. Crap had to happen and he had to become Megatron. I just can’t wrap my head around it all, of how this movie really created him as the villain we all grew up with. This movie made it so painful and yet sad but yet we see how it unfolds. I just still can’t get over it. Poor Megs…😭

Literally me after the movie and processing what happened

[nightriumphs]

be still my beating heart

[alipeeps]

Episode 34

Ugh. Here we go. This is it.

Hold me. 😭😭

Fuuuuck. Please tell me he's not dead?

Don't do this to Zhou Yichen! (Or me!)

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

His reaction is so RAW. The way he sees him and immediately looks away because he just CAN'T.

And he died with a smile on his face because he helped Zhuo Yichen.

The plotline for about half the fucking show was about saving Bai Jiu... and then he dies anyway. Sacrificing himself. Like so many before him. I hate this.

I can't with this. This isn't fair. I was expecting Zhao Yuanzhou to die. Maybe even Zhou Yichen, maybe even Wen Xiao. I was bolstering myself to survive that.

But you kill the BABIES. Ying Lei. Bai Jiu. The most innocent and vulnerable of the entire team.

OH SHIT... and the flashback to that scene... he never did get to clear the air with his dad. 😭😭😭

I'm crying my eyes out over a fucking TV show.

You know what? After putting us through this with Ying Lei and Bai Jiu, they need to let Zhao Yuanzhou live. We fucking deserve it. They have hurt us enough. They owe us.

I swear the OST songs have been specifically written to deal maximum emotional damage when used within the show. I hate this.

And all this time Wen Xiao has been having the shit kicked out of her by foster daddy.

Ugh he's fighting for control.

Her tears brought him back?

Oooh is that how they can save all the townspeople?

Ah shit so it can only be stopped if you get to it before the core takes root?

But how's she going to use the baize power when using it hastens her poisoning?

Damn he destroyed his core.

Oh daaaaaaamn....

Well you got father-in-law's blessing I guess, Zhao Yuanzhou...

Aaaaand people are starting to feel the effects of the demon cores...

Oh shit, use the baize power to make it rain? Won't using that much power like... kill you?

Is this drama going to give us the worst possible outcome and have everybody BUT Zhao Yuanzhou die, leaving him again alone and angsty?

OH FUCK. So even if she wasn't poisoned, this is a sacrificial spell?!

PLEEEEASE. Zhao Yuanzhou. Fucking please. Give me a moment of hope in amongst all this devastating despair.

Uhhh this feels very like a farewell...

Ahhh shit....

WHAT THE FUCK?!

So the reason a Great Demon like Zhao Yuanzhou exists, and absorbs malicious qi, is to power the baize divine power?

(But then, surely, if Zhao Yuanzhou's initial plan to have Zhou Yichen kill him in a way that would break the cycle had gone ahead, it would have destroyed the baize divine power along with the vessel of malicious qi?)

Oh FUCK and in that vision he is wearing the exact same outfit that he's wearing now!!!

But if he sacrifices himself to trigger the baize divine power and save the townspeople, how does that fix the problem of Wen Xiao's poisoning? Unless he absorbs the poison from her first?

He's having to steal himself to go through with it.

Jesus Christ, who ever fucking knew Hou Minghao could act like this?

Hey, Xiao Zhuo Daren, sorry about this, but I need you to live through just one more traumatising event today...

Oh fuck, that's why the one word spell worked on him just the once...

OH SHIT, HE SAID IT HOWEVER MANY EPISODES AGO.... HE TOLD WEN XIAO THAT WHEN HE DIES HE WILL TURN INTO RAIN!!!!!

BUT HOW IS ANY OF THIS GOING TO FIX WEN XIAO'S POISONING?!! SHE'S STILL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY!!

Oh fucking hell... Zhao Yuanzhou was going to pull a Ying Long and walk into the sword.... but Zhuo Yichen pulled a reverse uno on his and made it his choice.

😭😭😭

Do you think the healing baize divine power rain will heal Wen Xiao's poisoning?

Oh no, the binding spell has come undone. That means....

Ahhhh you fucker you absorbed the poison from her as you were dying...

FUCK I had to pause playback to go and get tissues because I couldn't see from fucking crying!!!!

Oh god and all the goofy happy scenes playing over the credits as usual, but against the sad emotional music rather than the cheerful stuff.

OH GOD not just the usual ending credit scenes but LOADS more.

I am drained. I am a shell of a human being.

That was honestly THE best fucking cdrama I have ever watched. Quite possibly the best drama/tv show I have ever watched. NOTHING has made me so emotional before.

And the ending was, unfortunately, probably the correct one for the story but god DAMN it hurt. 😭😭

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

Loss

[sickficideas]

i just love to imagine that dazai cries when he has a high fever... someone (probably chuuya or kunikida) is with him and it worries them so much. just think about it ✨️

You're soooo right anon 😭😭 Dazai who is so sick that he has very little control over his emotions is so special to me because he tries so hard to keep things to himself and use a facade to cover up his real feelings, so Chuuya or Kunikida are both immediately concerned by the sight of tears in his eyes 😭 they never know why he's crying but they know he hates feeling incapacitated like this, he's really sensitive to everything when he's sick and it's all worse the higher the fever is 🥺 the imagine of either of them with a hand on his warm cheek and trying to tell him it's okay and he just needs to relax and try to sleep some...😭😭💔