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krysmcscience · 19 days

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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katsurolle · 1 year

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hihi i know you are like kazuyan ceo but. if you drew some yunyan that would be amazing :3

omg ya!!! im on a genshin art break rn coz im too busy to keep up .. so yea !!

i actually have a shit ton of jinyan doodles + i shipped them before i did kazuyan 🥺🥺 i only drew kazuyan more bec i handled the daily kazuyan twt + did the whole kazuyan doodles thing!! but now that i know the kazuyan fans also luv jinyan ill def post more of them on the side when i resume genshin arting!!!

#asks #i talk #like i did join xiangyan week on daily kazuyan and it was epic sauce so ya!! hmu when its jinyan week too #like. the main reason i even ship kazujinyan is because. i refuse to separate yun jin and xinyan 🥺🥺🥺🥺 even if kazuyan isnt together .#the gfs MUST be.#genshin impact

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gedref · 21 days

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does bro remember being nice

#fields of mistria #fom #fom march #march #my art #my gf is cheating on me with march so i must draw him for her :/

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virtualplushy · 2 years

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the pain is neverending...........but so is the swag 🫡

#sorry for swagposting i just think its so funny to say and now its a vocal stim #my gf: i'm in love with you! me: SWAG!!!!!!#anyway ives told me to post this so here we are. and if u see it u must rb it or else 🔪 /j #🍜#🪲#🦠

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mecachrome · 12 days

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oscar piastri takes pedro acosta karting with quadlock

#oscar piastri #*#oscar at every possible opportunity: i'm like dropping hints that i'm a gf guy 🙈#i must say this whole interaction was v endearing

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novasillies · 1 month

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my little pines hohhgod

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autisticaradiamegido · 2 months

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day 218

POV the cute semi-goth girl in your english class invites you to the graveyard after school and you think youre gonna hold a seance or maybe make out on a grave or something suitably edgy but actually she is about to infodump to you at length about Jessica Mitford’s The American Way of Death: Revisited

#day 218 #year 5 #aradia megido #homestuck #AradiaAugust #humanstuck #literally just me at age 15 if im being honest #bro when i was still girlmoding i was poised to be THE cute goth gf of all time #but then the dysphoria hit so i now must cast all my remaining gothgirl rizz upon aradia #lest it go to waste

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 3 months

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Angel Dust: "Ya know what your trouble is, toots?"

Vaggie: "You, currently. And usually."

Angel Dust: "Nah nah, I'm talkn' about ya lack of self love!"

Vaggie: "Angel Dust, so help me Charlie- if you tell me to go get myself off-"

Angel Dust: "I would NEVER!"

Vaggie: "Good."

Angel Dust: "That's like, step three on the loving yourself list. Step one for ya is walking around with ya wings out, like ya ain't ashamed of havin' them."

Vaggie: "I AM ashamed of having them?"

Angel Dust: "Well at least ya not in denial over it."

Vaggie: "Why should I love having murder wings. I don't like having murder wings. I fucking murdered people with my murder wings."

Angel Dust: "So? There's more than one way to slay with wings like those~"

Vaggie: "I'm leaving."

Angel Dust: "Did ya even SEE the look Charlie Puff gave ya?"

Vaggie: ".... what look."

Angel Dust: "That look, when you did that biiiiiiiiig stretch and throaty groan after getting beat up by Carmine an' walking home with a shit load of weapons. The look like Charlie was thinkin' about what to EAT that night, if ya know what I mean."

Vaggie: "...."

Angel Dust: "HA! Ya know EXACTLY what I mean, don'tcha!?"

Vaggie: ".... does just seeing someone stretch their wings... does that really do it for people?"

Angel Dust: "Ya ever caught me ogling old Whiskers when he yowls about back pain while actually straightenin' up for a change?"

Vaggie: "Yeah."

Angel Dust: "Yeah~"

Vaggie: "Huh. So, what's step two of the self love thing?"

Angel Dust: "Not haven' to use ya girlfriend as an excuse and reason to love yourself like a dumb lesbian."

Vaggie: "Okay well I give up-"

Angel Dust: "Step six is the BEST sex with said girlfriend that either of ya have EVER had. Like I'm talkn' the mind blown, legs go numb, no one is left standin' for DAYS afterwards kinda s-"

Vaggie: "Angel Dust, stop."

Vaggie: "Let me get a note pad and pen first."

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #chaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #huskerdust #incorrect quotes #vaggie must work on her sense of self worth... SO that she can love her gf better!#gay psychology 101 #charlie will find the notes and go Oh SHIT and ALSO #start on the self love thing bc she's helplessly bi #im struggling to think of ways for them to actually focus on their own stuff for a hot second #i have heard that sex can be a good motivator #angel dust take the wheel...

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orkbutch · 1 year

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