#the ending wowo

[plausible-possible-perhaps]

Zoë, I was familiar with your game, but holy shit. Holy fuck. Do more.

[tumbly-s]

Trigun body horror week day 5 — LIMBS

[lonichedgehog]

Mixing my likings 2.0 ((:

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i love that your character playlist mindset is completely opposite to mine. i have little essays written for each song like,,, “this song explains his morality and his worldviews” or like “this song is how she views love” yk,,,

i look at a song and think man this is so blorbo adds it to the playlist

[myonmallow]

i did a lot of artfight this year (this is a lot for me probably) look i even did backgrounds twice! wowe.

uhh sorted in order, the characters belong to...

(af)oldmangilbert, @sauseueee, (af)WYKOQUCUZ,

(🐦)frithuritaks, (cara)totallynotfoxtail, @nerdgirl-77,

(📷)catdognt, (af)BlazingArts1, @sundaysplayzone,

@teddydeer, (af)candyheartz4u, (af)Desztryr0vwrldz

[bonefall]

In your post talking about possibly changing Sorrelshine’s name (post/721128603495088128) you said if using the honor title Sorrelcharm the suffix “would be “charm” as in “small token of luck””. What is the word for that kind of charm in Clanmew? Thank you and happy clanmew day :)

Here's a few words for little objects!

Crafted Object = Waf Something that was made. Not just a naturally occurring thing. A pretty stone is a wupee, a thing, but not a waf. A stone with a face painted onto it is a waf.

Toy = Wowo A small object meant to be played with, usually a figurine or a game piece. Owo is often used for balls, specifically.

Poppet = Kooswo An object used for spiritual or religious purposes. A bundle of wrapped summoning items for channeling, a star-shaped thing used as a StarClan motif, or a painting of an ancestor on a wall can all count as poppets.

Charm = Fafwaf A sort of small object made of cat fur. They're meant to have a bit of "energy" left from the cat who contributed the fur, which can lend you luck or protection if you keep it close. The most popular type of Fafwaf is a brace, worn on the neck or tail, and adorned with interesting objects.

So for that example with Sorrelcharm, with the idea it would be Sorrelshine's Honor Title, she would be fantastic at making Fafwaf. Anyone can make a little fafwaf (and they're often traded casually at Gatherings, ones with better "energy" being more valued), but hers are masterclass. She can get ANYTHING onto those charms.

She'll even carve small wooden bits to weave into the design. It started as a way to make an adjustable "buckle" so she didn't have to get the dimensions of her tail perfect every time she made a new one, and that ended up being the thing that set her on the path towards being head of the Construction Patrol.

[nortism]

doctor who liveblog pt 27

s5 ep4 the time of angels

- i personally would love to go to the biggest museum ever

- RIVER SONG!!

- great dress

- i knew the fuck ass noise was a mistake

- oh not the fucking angels again

- JUST LEAVE IT THERE

- AMY GET AWAY FROM THE SCREEN

- OH IT GOT OUT THE TV

- nah bc how are they gonna kill the angel bc last time they needed multiple

- very mysterious from river

- omg she’s got angel dust in her eye

- ohh they’re all weeping angels

- uh oh the dead guy’s talking

- NO AMY’S HAND

- it was just mind stone

- wowo cliffhanger

s5 ep5 flesh and stone

- i was too busy crocheting to liveblog but what in the ever loving fuck was that ending? moffat i am in your walls

- pretty fun episode but very much overshadowed by amy coming on to the doctor THE NIGHT BEFORE HER WEDDING?!

s5 ep6 the vampires of venice

- i’m very excited for there to be a vampire episode

- great outfit from signora

- oh they’re gonna eat her

- ohhh rory is so sweet i can’t do this

- hello doctor

- oh his t-shirt

- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT BRO

- oh god is this couples counselling with the doctor??

- rory is very much taking this in his stride i’ve got to say

- not the hair ruffle, amy girl,,,,

- uh oh she got bitten

- OMG SHES TURNED INTO THE OTHER MOTHER FROM CORALINE

- the fucking cracks again

- saving the day with your mum jokes, what a man

- “careful” very helpful amy

- YES THEN AMY

- full time companion rory!!

- her boys !!

- i almost wanna say poly vibes but the last time i did that things ended badly so i won’t jinx it

- i really enjoyed that episode though it did have vampire aliens in medieval venice so i don’t think there was any universe in which i wouldn’t have enjoyed it

- what happened to isabella tho?? justice for my girl

s5 ep7 amy’s choice

- this is idilic as fuck

- oh fuck is she giving birth

- i hate hate hate his ponytail

- oh she’s fine

- the tardis!!

- right i’m a little confused

- oh it was all a dream

- collective dreammmm

- oh they’re back

- uh oh dead time machine

- who tf is that

- wait wasn’t he in sherlock?!

- uh oh eye mouth

- oh thank god he cut the fucking ponytail off

- that was crazy and i’m too tired to elaborate further

[fandxmslxt69]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Book recs:

I just finished Sarah J. Maas' A Court of Thorns & Rose's series. I also have The Witcher on my To Read list. I LOVE fantasy. Definitely getting on the fantasy romance train lately, but Lord of the Rings is still one of my all-time favorite books. I do enjoy mysteries too.

What are your recs? My birthday is next week. I intend to make eyes at my dad so he gets me more books.

BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS !!!!!!!!

oooooh i hear so much abt SJM's books!!!!!

I spent the past week eyeing my parents to get me books and NO ONE HAS PICKED UP ON THE CUE. still waiting.

OKAY SO LET US SEE!!! Fantasy is SUCH a vibe and its hard to find the good ones BUT:

Once Upon A Broken Heart by Stephanie Garber. It's the second trilogy to her fantasy world, but trust me you don't need the first series; there's just some characters from the past who make a new appearance as side characters or leads! The story follows dear silly Evangeline as she navigates the world of heartbreak :( In her world, the Fates (magical beings that are known to be cruel, evil, and harsh and give very very heavy Tarot card energy!!!) have come back and are residing in their own magical kingdom of trouble and deception (TRUST ME AS CLICHE AS THIS BOOK SOUNDS ITS LITERALLY SO FREAKING GOOD.). Evangeline ends up praying to one of these Fates - Jacks, the Prince of Hearts - to help her save her lover from what she thinks is a curse. Of course Evangeline doesn't care for the consequences of asking a Fate for a favour, but Jacks is literally the biggest shithead ever (affectionate) so he puts that poor girl through SO MUCH FREAKING TROUBLE and Evangeline finds herself travelling to the magical land of fairytales to try and win over the heart of a prince. FAIRYTALE ENERGY EXCEPT ITS KIND OF TWISTED FAIRYTALES!!! AND ITS NOT LIKE YOUR USUAL FAIRYTALES NO NO THIS IS ITS WHOLE OWN LORE !!! BEAUTIFUL AESTHETIC AND THE PLOT IS LITRALLY THE BEST OF VIBES EVER !!!!!!!!!!!! Trust if you enjoyed SJM's work, you WILL enjoy Stephanie Garber; it's a given. (This IS fantasy romance btw, just not as heavy as some other ones!! The romance is def a smaller subplot and is very...will they won't they with some love triangles in the way)

We Hunt The Flame by Hafsa Faizal. This one is also one you'd enjoy if you enjoyed SJM's work!!! It follows the story of a girl named Zafira who hunts in this big cursed forest to try and save her village from famine. She's known as The Hunter, wanted by the sultan for multiple acts of treason, and one of the most feared "entities" of the area; anyone who goes into those wicked forests is insane and probably dangerous (SHE"S JUST A SILLY GIRL.) The kingdom is ruled by a horrible, corrupt sultan and the land has been drained of all it's magic and left as nothing but a dark, twisted land. On the flip side of the coin, you have the sultan's son, Nasir, who is overflowing with trauma, daddy issues, and OOZES dark mysterious morally questionable man !!!!!! He's the kingdom assassin and does all his father's bidding. Nasir's father hears word that the Hunter had been assigned a mission to go find the tombs of the old Witches (who had given the land its powers, and then taken them away to be buried with) from this dark evil island of sorts. He naturally orders Nasir to go find this Hunter, let him lead him to this tomb, and then kill the Hunter (naturally everyone thinks this Hunter is a big scary dude when it is nothing but a like 5'5 girl with fury that rivals that of the gods). Anyway, when Nasir and Zafira get there and realise what this is, things start....going downhill (uphill for ME) FOUND FAMILY AND ENEMIES TO LOVERS AND FANTASY LORE AND AND AND AND WOW WOWO WOW IM SO BAD AT SUMMARIZING THEM WITHOUT GIVING AWAY ALL THE PLOT BUT TRUST ME TRUST ME. Zafira & Nasir get the PERFECT enemies to lovers!!!! SO MUCH FOUND FAMILY (there's other people who ended up coming to this island to find this tomb and they all just get together in a team of misfits). PLOT TWISTS AND WOWO WOWOW WOW SO MUCH ARABIAN LORE !!!YEah. Trust me trust me. If you've read like, Six of Crows, you'd like this.

okay i swear there would usually be more but these are the ones I truly think you should give a shot too, i SWEAR TO GOD they are. SO. SO SO GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You might also enjoy Fourth Wing, it's become very popular alongside SJM's books, but I hear the second book has gotten sooo bad and honestly, I personally only enjoyed the first book because it was very character based, full vibes/worldbuilding, very little plot. So if you're looking for plot heavy fantasy, I wouldn't go with Fourth Wing.

if you're also into historical fantasy with some sci-fi elements, or retellings, then def check out Chloe Gong...her Secret Shanghai series (Two duologies and 2 novellas) is SO SO GOOD!!! Shakespeare retellings, spies and betrayals and gangs and fake dating and enemies to lovers and lots of political and historical elements (the books take place in a big time of unease in Shanghai where foreign politics and goverments are trying to take over. The first duology is Romeo & Juliette retelling with the gov being the two rivalling gangs and a horrifying disease that is running wild through the land. The gangs eventually get taken down as Nationalists, Communists and Japanese forces start taking over Shanghai. The SECOND duology is centered around the power struggle between the Communist and Nationalists, with the Japanese invasion that is inevitable. The main leads are split into 2 couples; 1 works with the Nationalists (fake dating, undercover spies), the other works with the Communists (partners to lovers "I would ruin our mission to save you" energy). The second duology is very very traumatising. These series are fantasy but ALSO mystery based. I personally liked the second duology better (Foul Lady Fortune & Foul Heart Huntsman)

For full full mystery vibes, The Inheritance Games IS your jam. OH MY GOD I will never shut up about this series and this post is ALREADY too long so I won't go into details BUT basically. Avery Grambs gets told she just inherited something like 47 million dollars or whatever from some random old man from Texas whom she has NEVER EVEN heard of. Billion maybe. she got a LOT LOT of money okay. The only thing she has to do to secure that money? Live in Hawthorne House (his manor) for 1 year with his 4 grandchildren. No biggie right? Except said grandchildren happen to be some of the SMARTEST TRICKIEST and most TROUBLED KIDS to ever exist in the world. Grayson, Jameson, Xander & Nash. Nash is a cowboy who ditched the rich life and would die to protect Avery. Xander is just glad he has someone to have fun with because she enables all his crazy ideas. Jameson loves getting under her skin and is low key in love with her. Grayson wants to get her OUT of their lives because he refuses to believe his grandfather would give this RANDOM GIRL on the street their whole inheritance; the house the business the family name all that money!! Not when Grayson was promised all of it. Anyway, Avery becomes the world's richest teenager in less than 24 hours. But, the longer Avery stays in this house and living this lifestyle, the more she realises how much the late Hawthorne was hiding. Tobias Hawthorne (the dead grandpa) was infamously known for his puzzles and mysteries and games...it's how he raised his grandkids and why they are they are they are. Except...things are getting a LITTLE TOO REAL. SO SO SO SO SO GOOD THE MYSTERY I SLITERALLY CHEF"S KISS. i've only read the first 3 books but trust me. oh my god lirerally insane. you THINK you know whats happening but you don't.

NAYWAY.

I HOPE YOU GIVE MY BABIES A SHOT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!! TRUST TRUST i have never disappointed anyone with my recs please....

[claudiajcregg]

S5 Pregnancy AU - I’d love to hear about!

Welp, this is embarrassing – mostly because this has been sitting in my inbox for almost two weeks, and I kept saying “I need to write something up!” and then… I didn't. (Or rather, I did, then I forgot to post it.) Sorry for the wait, Lil! Thank you for asking <3 (I'll divide this up because I keep writing about the process and how it came to be, instead of any actual, interesting facts.)

I have talked about this one in the past though I don't have a tag for it. The gist is what it says… (Early) S5 but CJ is pregnant. I had this idea over a year ago when I hit mid/late S4 in my rewatch. I thought it'd be interesting to explore some of her disappointment at that time if you added an unexpected pregnancy to it, even if I had the idea before even getting there, lol. Think, the ending-ish of Han, or parts of Disaster Relief. (Both of which do feature! I surprisingly focus a lot on Disaster Relief.)

The thing with S5 is that the timeline is so weird, and I feel I've also created one that isn't entirely realistic but I think it works within the story. (IIRC, the season starts in “May” but also July, then the Shutdown is in November, lmao. A few of the episodes are sneaky two-parters that flow into each other… See 5-6, 7-8.) I've finally gotten out of the no-man's-land I wrote myself into and the next chapter or two, knowing myself, will deal with 7-8! There are a couple of scenes that should be fun to write! (There are so many details I want to mention that are technically spoilers for early twists…)

Every time I had the urge to write it, I'd edit whatever outline I was working in, and though I kept some details… my muse decided to make a big change early on that completely changed the fic's direction. That, and my inability to write anything succinctly. No reason why this story will cross the 100k barrier in a couple of chapters, tops. (It's sitting at 85k across 12 chapters. I think it'll be less than 20 chapters total. Hopefully.)

This might be too long to share snippets, but I've shared some either on the server or here, a couple of months ago.

For more irrelevant details on the “process”…

As I hinted at, I wrote an outline or two around this time last year, because I couldn't stop thinking about it. When I say outlines, it's a general path for the story to follow – ideas, suggestions of dialogue and/or scenes I write to myself; all focused around some sort of chapter structure. I find it much easier to write if I write down where a chapter might go, even if it's just a few lines saying “This happens → then this → finally this;” otherwise, it takes me months. Some would say that I should post it and get encouragement that way but… I hate being dependent on something I can control even less than my muse? That's not for me, thank you. Mad respect for those who work like that.

It was meant to be short – 1-2 “long” chapters per trimester, more if needed, but then interludes in between trimesters. It's not that. Most chapters currently cover 1-2 weeks, but there is not really a pattern. I was afraid of having a fic that would take over my life like the WOWO did three years ago… And it has, but I've also taken breaks and not felt too guilty about them. I definitely don't want this one to sit in my drive and have me wondering what to do with it.

(The novel, aka WOWO, aka IM AU (2021): 150k written in a little over five months, even with extended breaks over the summer. Still hits, even with all its crazy decisions, maybe because of them, but it's also been too long, and it will always remind me of someone who kinda hurt me. Attempts to replace those memories by sharing the story with others, trying to gather whether it's worth posting, have failed, lmao. One day! Maybe!)

But yeah. Uuuuuhhhh. As I've said… Twelve chapters in ten months, 85k words… It's still not done. In fact, I've repeatedly said I am unsure of how to end it (beyond the obvious), but I'd estimate it to be under 20 chapters. I'm not posting it anywhere yet because I want to be able to edit it as a whole and try to make it more consistent; to add little details as I come up with them. There's also the fact that I am not skilled enough to write a compelling story that mixes politics and emotion into something remotely engaging. As a result, the story's politics are very surface-level, and probably repetitive at points, but it's also true I've always been more interested and focused on the emotional journey and the relationship(s) at its center. (Which should surprise exactly no one who's ever read one of my stories.)

But, as critical as I might sound of myself here, I am having fun writing this and I'm committed to seeing it through. I just keep having ideas for stories down the line, putting actual show events through a 'but she also has a kid' perspective.

[neververy4]

Alright, so get this. You know College Humor right? So recently Dorkly, the sister company to Collage Humor is up to have me write a script for one of their gags. So I was thinking, you know Mario right? He's a little bit of an obscure character, but I think I have an idea for a small skit with him.

You know the video game Super Mario Bros? I know its a little obscure but I think its well know enough to be familiar to possible viewers. So what if we have Mario on the first level of that game, and like he needs to go to the right but he does. He then jumps on the goomba that shows up, but its like bloody. But Mario doesn't care, he wears red anyway and he like looks at the camera and like, tells the audience that.

So anyway he then hits one of the question blocks and out pops a mushroom, Mario is pretty confused about this and looks at the camera and is like "Wowo, whats this?" But in still grabs the mushroom, but little does the audience know, its a weed mushroom. And Mario bites into it and then gets high! I think ending it there as he begins to trip would work out really well and leave the viewer with a ton of questions.

Anyway I also have a backup idea, so you know Metroid right. So one of the characters, Samus I believe is actually a girl. So what if we.

CONTEXT

This is a PERFECT speech for whenever I need to test a microphone on a cheap early 2000’s MP3 player :) Thanks for the text, friend

[ghost-bard]

Riptide ep 92 spoilers (and general spoilers) liveblogging this on one post

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Gillion should now have about 3 sets of lightning fractal scars bro should be littered w scarring at this point holy fuck

ALPHONSE NO WTF IF HE DIES ILL FUCKING CRY save this metal man jay pls i am begging ik we want to save the kid but also save the funny

Oh she cast levitate on him ok this is fine this is fine

Is gil gonna make the fuckin shark high holy shit

IS HE oh its enlarge not smiting it w it ok

Gil what are you doing you silly silly man

He still doesnt have armor on oh boy his fish jammies are so silly teehee

Theyre gonna have to get a new ship again lmao

PRETZEL IS HIGH SHE GOT HOTBOXED I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER

28 POINTS OF DAMAGE HOLY SHIT how much hp does this woman have omg

Condi remembering the rules of dnd but at what cost

OMG DREY FERIN MY BELOVED AHHHHHH I LOVE HIM ayo youre checking on Finn 🤨

Guys what if the weed is what finn needed to have to wake up-

Chippp broo you good

Is jay gonna be good im so worried for her if she dies im gonna sob and piss and shit OH WAIT SHE CAN LITERALLY FLY JAY oh wait no she cant cuz concentration

Jay is so girlboss i love her teehee

YEAHHHHHH THEYRE OUT Jay solos she is the best character 💪

Oh fuck gillion lightning count is now at 5 lmao

This is so funny lmao

I hope they get a QUEEN YEAHHH MY BELOVED

Gryffon is a panda ball i love him omg did yall know Gryffon and Alphonse are my favorite crewmates i love them so much

GILLION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO welp bye

Wowo theyre really in it huh lmao

Omg character development gillion using lay on hand on himself zeeweemama

Woah this shark is incredibly nimble anyway Chip has been swallowed

NOT THE CHEEBO TRAUMA LMAO

Bruh gillion is so slippery oh boy

GRYFFON!!!!! Hes so silly i love him teehee

Fishing trip lmao omg he dont think this is real

Bro charlies rolls this session are literal ass lmao

I really hope Dugon shows up

RAGNAROK??? GRYFFON ITS A STORM YOU DUNCE

Anyway praying that Dugon saves them 🙏

Jay uhhhhhhhhhh why arent tou attuned to your necklace ahahaha

IF JAY DIES IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY GUYS I CANT DO THIS

ALPHOMSE 55 DMG I CANT DO THIS WAIT NOT JAY IS DONW THIS IS BAD YALL THIS IS FUCKIN BAD im gonna cry

Grizzly if you kill jay and alphonse i will actually end you

What CHIP DO NOT DROP OLLIES BOOK WTF ok thank goodness i was so worried for him

BRO HES ACTUALLY DUMB THIS IS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT

Chip is high af this is so funny omg OH FIRE WOAH

I was so lost in the silliness that is Chip that for a moment i forgot that Jay is unconscious 💀

THE LOVE POTION IS BRO GONNA FALL IN LOVE JESUS CHRIST

NOOOOOKK I CANT DO THIS I CANT DO THIS JAY IS GONNA FUCKIN DIE I CAN FEEL IT

i hope that this stupid fuckin shark sees gil and is enamored with him and fuckin leaves cuz gil asked nicely

This is literally a tpk i cant do this im gonna cry

Finn please wake up and save your grandson PLEASE

I need them to survive

Niklaus exists i just remembered can he like show up and make another shitty deal so the group gets outta this

Wow bro is doing so many smites hes goin sicko mode

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH JAY IS GOING TO DIE I CAN FEEL IT CAN OLLIE GRAB HER OR SOMETHING wait is ollie dead-

Queen is doin queen shit i love her theyre so cool

CAN QUEEN PLEASE ASK THE SHARK VERY NICELY TO LEAVE THEM ALONE AND LIKE GO AWAY AND STUFF

YESSS CHIP KILL THE BITCH FROM THE INSIDE AND THEN GILLION CAN USE THE REST OF HIS LAY ON HANDS ON JAY AND OLLIE AND ALPHONSE AND THEYLL BE HAPPY

genuinely yall im so scared for ollie and alphonse alphonse is literally a metal man and ollie

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT GRIZZLY DMG IS ON

BRO GRIZZLY IS TRYING TO KILL THEM WTF DUDE

Surely SURELY gil can like save them good lord

Gryffon was needed this whole foght also if Ollie is dead ahahaha i may commit a crime against one Grizzly Grizzlyplays

Im gonna fucking cry i cant do this guys HES OUT OF LAY ON HANDS?!?!???

Pls pls pls im gonna cry guys

If alphonse dies im gonna cry NO ALPHONSE??? IM NOT EVEN JOKING RN IM FUCKING CRYING IS HES DEAD I CANT DO THIS

This is too much for me guys i cant do this pls let finn wake up hes needed like right now

Fuck wheres Earl jesus christ

Gillion is gonna die bringing alphonse back next ep i can feel it

The screech i let out when grizz ended the episode like holy fuck dude

[waitwtfismylife]

After staying up all night last night doing research and crying, I finally came up with my Mayerling theory:

Rudolf was depressed (or maybe bipolar) because of his political struggles, issues with Franz Josef, and troubles with Elisabeth. Mary was bipolar, because she found life as Baroness as hell. Once they met, they realized that they had that in common, unlike the rest of the Nobility. They immediately bonded, and in order to meet, Mary's cousin and Rudolf's aunt Marie Larisch let them meet in secret. That's how their affair really kicked off.

Rudolf had a botched relationship with his wife Stephanie, for Elisabeth's hatred of her had let their relationship (Rudolf and Stephanie's) to spiral. That's when Rudolf first proposed a suicide pact to an actress named Mizzi (I believe). She refused, and because Rudolf didn't want to die alone, he then went to young, naive, and lovestruck Vetsera. Vetsera agreed.

The night of 29 January, 1889, Franz Josef and Elisabeth had an Imperial dinner party, before departing to Buda, Hungary, on 31 January. Rudolf then excused himself from the party with the excuse of being sick. He then left to meet Mary at the Mayerling Hunting Lodge, which he had just purchased. After a day of hunting, he then went to Vetsera. They locked themselves in his room, and he shot her, then turned the gun on himself. When people came looking for him, they couldn't get the door open, so one man ended up breaking down the door. They then found Rudolf's body on a chair, motionless, bleeding out of the mouth, and Mary's, with rigor mortis already set in.

Minister-President Edwaurd Taaffe tried to cover up the suicide by stating that Rudolf had a "rupture of an aneurysm of the heart". The Imperial Family still believed that Vetsera had poisoned Rudolf and then killed herself. Mary's mother also believed this. When the Imperial Court medical commission arrived, and informed Franz Josef that it was a suicide pact which killed them. The Vienna Gazette still published the death as an aneurysm.

They attempted to state that Vetsera died while traveling to Venice, and was quickly buried in secret by her uncles after they snuck her body out of Mayerling by propping her body up with a broomstick. She was taken to be buried among many other suicides, at the Cistercian Abbey of Heiligenkreuz, in Heiligenkreuz, Lower Austria. Her mother was denied access to her grave by the Imperial Family for two months after her death, while they cleared all evidence that she was ever at Mayerling.

Mary left a note to her mother that read: "dear mother, please forgive me for what I've done, I could not resist love. In accordance with him, I want to be buried next to him in the cemetery of Alland. I am happier in death than life. Mary"

Rudolf's letter to Stephanie states: "Dear Stephanie, you are now rid of my presence and annoyance; be happy in your own way. Take care of the poor wee one, she is all that remains of me. To all acquaintances, especially Bombelles [Count Karl Bombelles, head of his household], Spindler [Head Secretary Heinrich Ritter von Spindler], Latour [Count Josepf Latour von Thurmburg, Rudolf's childhood governor], Wowo [Rudolf's childhood nickname for his nurse, Baroness Von Welden], Gisela [his sister], Leopold [Gisela's husband], etc., etc., say my last greetings. I go quietly to my death, which alone can save my good name. I embrace you affectionately. Your loving Rudolf."

All the rest of the official documents, including Rudolf's farewell letter to Elisabeth, are lost. It wasn't until 2015 (?) that Mary's letter to her mother, and Rudolf's farewell letter to Stephanie were found, along with Mary's baptismal certificate, and death certificate. They were discovered in the vaults of the library, in a leather bound case. The letters had allegedly been there since 1926, and my belief is that they were dropped off their by Mary's sister in law, who was ordered by Vetsera's mother to destroy them.

The Mayerling Incident remains to me the scariest, most devastating event in history, as it truly sends shivers down my spine. I feel truly awful for Rudolf and Mary, and wished that they could have been happy together.

[delcakoo]

hi love!!!💙 AAAAAAAAAA WHEN I READ YOUR REPLY I WAS SOOOOOO SOOOO HAPPY. AND GLAD TOO, BECAUSE IM HAPPY I MADE YOU HAPPY. I really love making otheres happy even if it's just a smile. it makes me feel less yk.. useless to this world. i think that's my purpose in life ykkyk, to make others happy. because i find joy when i make others happy because like, I made them happy. Its nice!! how was your birthday??? I hope you had lots of fun. I know ur bday because um actually i ask u. u told me and since then ur birthday has beeent attoed on my brain. u probs forgot u told me but yeah!! thats why ik abt it HAHAHAHA wasn't expecting u'd forgettt. i'm so glad others greeted u as well, that must've felt very nice :DDD GOOD FOR UUU, you deserve it!!! welp since ur emy bestfriend now there is no escaping me >:))) DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW HAPPY LIKE SO SO FUCKING HAPPY I WAS READING UR REPLY LIKE I JUST LIKE MAKING U HAPPY, SM. AS AS TO OTHERSSS. I started to get attached so forgive me for the too cringey sweet shiets😭😭 I like expressing myself through words and thru other stuffs!! u really deserve all the love from me and other because ure sAUR UPRECIOUS. READING UR REPLY JUST MADE MY HEART UGHJ. YOUR HEART IS SO SO KIND AND BEAUTIFUL. everything abt u is tbh. (don't mind me i sound so whipped cause u are bitch wtf LMAOO) and im upset how u don't get that much compliments irl that's so offensive to me because i see u differently than them. ur so unique, literally. u really deserve all the love ure getting rn. and i hope that gets bigger!! I DIDN'T ADD I LOVE AT THE END OF MY PARAGRAPH BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE U FEEL UNCOMFY, I THOUGHT URE NOT COMFY YET WITH I LOVE US DESPITE ME CALLING U NICKNAMESS. But anyway meeting u last year was the best, despite everything being crappy as hell you came in and made it less crappy!!!!! i feel even much better rn, cause earlier i felt so sad and insecure and all that shit and while i was typing this, before i even knew it i was already starting to feel better!!!!! see the impact you have in me??? ik its so wowo. anyway that's for now. MY NICKNAME FOR U IS BUBS AND LOVE NOW (Besides ems <33 the og always better tho) ALR UPDATE U AGAIN BYEEE I LOVE YOU!!💙💙💙

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HI MY DEARRRREST MOONIE 🫶 STOP WHY ARE U LITERALLY THE CUTEST EVER IM 😭😭 MY REPLY MADE U HAPPY?? UR MESSAGE MADE ME HAPPIER THAN EVER OKAY ur literally such a sweetheart :( i refuse to believe u dont have many friends irl because??? they’re all missing out babe you deserve the world fr, it’s amazing that u enjoy making others happy so much AND SHUT UP AB MY HEART, UR LITERALLY ONE OF THE NICEST PPL I’VE EVER MET I WILL GIVE U A BIG SMOOCH RN!!!! it makes me sad to hear you’ve been feeling shitty and insecure though :(( please feel free to vent to me about it okay?? dont go through it all alone ur perfect to me don’t forget that >:(

ALSO THE CROSSED OUT SENTENCE??? SMIRKS AT U 😏😏 HGJDHDJ BUT YEAH I DONT MIND ANY NICKNAMES !! BUBS IS SO CUTE IM CRYINF 🫶 BYEBYE DEAR I LOVE U TOOOO 💖💗💖💗💖💞💘💖💗💖💘💖

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. an image from wow wowo wubbzy of wubbzy wearing a large yellow star costume, only wubbzy's face and feet are visible. end I.D.]

[dakotacolestyle]

....anyways. yeah so red like made will rip vyns heart out his chest and yeah he died. it was also pretty homoerotic but that was besides the point.

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rveython od homryoc w/ wowo amd vun.. ALDO TED VAN FO TJAY?!?!?!

(PT. everything is homoerotic with wiwi and vyn.. ALSO RED CAN DO THAT?!?!?! END PT.)