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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man

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if magic existed it would absolutely be utilized for one of the internet's favorite hobbies; bothering twitch streamers

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alright, i’ll bite. what’s the hand that feeds

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Whatever, I hope your male fave marries a woman

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fat hairy femme friday thursday

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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we need everyone feminine to stop shaving the body hair we need pit hair on sabrina carpenter I want to see meg thee stallion’s leg hair we gotta stop with the no body hair circus

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ICC has issued arrest warrants for Netanyahu and Gallant. nothing will come of it I'm sure except maybe US troops marching into the Hague

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we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

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"big day for annoying people", "this must hit hard if youre stupid", and 12 other invaluable tools for the modern hater

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(gets shot at a fresh produce stand in naples) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fuсking clocks...

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i heard he died of wanting snacks

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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.

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i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

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and i find it kind of runny. i find it kind of bad. <-mad world if it was about someone making their first fried egg