#the bistro

[ghosthavenisland]

We are recieving reports that it is all coming together

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Hey Jason, I forgot to put on the case file that the Greek prime minister is coming into Gotham tonight.

Jason: Of course you did. Hey Duke, I need a new copy of Case #32. Tim can't do this fucking job.

Duke: Heard.

Barbara: Jason, I'm so sorry, the warehouse for your next sting was supposed to be a shipyard.

Jason: No problem, Babs. Hey, Signal, drop me the new address for the sting.

Duke: Heard.

Barbara: Thank you, Jason.

Jason: No problem.

[later]

Tim: Steph, this is so messed up. I just had Jason rip me apart for a mistake but give Barbara a pass 'cause she's a woman.

Stephanie: It's not 'cause she's a woman. Look at Cass. Nobody fights with Jason more than her.

Jason in the background, shouting: Do better!

Cassandra, also shouting: Oh, like you're fucking perfect. Just write the report!

Jason: Get out of my fucking office!

Cassandra: It's not your fucking office!

Tim: So what is it? Is Barbara just nicer?

Stephanie: It's donuts.

Tim: Donuts?

Stephanie: Every Sunday, she brings the team donuts and Monster energy drinks all week.

Tim: So why don't you do that?

Stephanie: I do it in reverse. After I fuck up, I bring them things after the shift.

Tim: I see. What about Cass?

Stephanie: She likes to fight.

Cassandra: Jason, get ready, 'cause I'm about to bring you fifteen Arkham escapees. All Rogues, no henches. Enjoy!

Jason: Aw fuck, come on!

[httpscameron]

restaurant au w simon (- inspired by bistro huddy, amber and joey my loves )

you were the new little hostess, your first job in the resturant industry - congrats youre gonna hate it! your boss made you very at home and taught you how to use the computer, check reservations and such.

you met all the staff and you became quite fond of one of the waitresses she helped you get to know who to talk to when something goes bad and what to do.

one of the chefs caught your eye, simon, well ghost thats what he liked to be called. he was an ex-army man and liked everything to be done a particular way, probably why the restaurant was top rated in the city. he was grumpy but he was a good chef. simon had this rugged look to him: short dirty blonde hair, scars, tattoos; he was quite intimidating but he seemed interesting.

during your first offical day, you fucked up, you sat nearly nine different tables at once resulting in a pissed off ghost due to the influx of orders. he called you into the kitchen.

“what the fuck are you doing?” he asked in that gruff tone, the kitchen smoky, a few other chefs in there and a few of the waiters standing around a bowl of fries. “stop acting like a dick and tell them to wait,” he said pissed off, his accent was heavily english and gruff. cigarette smoker.

“im sorry.” you said quickly and he just rolled his eyes getting more frustrated.

at the end of your shift you went to the nearby convenience store, brought a pack of cigs and a bottle of booze for him to say sorry.

by the time you came back, he was the only one there. he was in standing in the kitchen finishing off as he wiped down the sides and wrote down a list of food that needed to be ordered in for tomorrow.

“um ghost, sorry about earlier.” you quickly tell him handing him the cigarettes and bottle “its my first day and i was being a ditz i shouldve known better.” you were now rambling. he looked down at the token gift.

suprisingly soft he spoke “thanks birdie, just try to be a little more aware.” he took the cigarettes pocketing them instantly - they were a brand he was quite happy with and grabbed the bottle by the neck.

“i will, still im sorry.” you replied again fumbling with your own fingers.

“fresh slate tomorrow.” he tells you before leaving. fresh slate.

masterlist - part two

[to-the-stars8]

Jason’s trying to make an effort to work his way back into normal society. It’s a process he’s not familiar with, but finds a way through a small, part-time job at a restaurant being a bus-boy. No one looks at the busboy, so he can slip by some of the richest and most corrupt in Gotham without anyone sparing him a passing glance.

He makes acquaintances with some of the chefs and servers, either sharing a joint or throwing quips back and forth with them. Then, there’s you. You’re kind to him, always thanking him for clearing your section first, gifting him some sweets every so often, and even tipping him out the most out of all the servers.

You’re leaning against the frame of the back door for a brief reprieve from the late dinner rush, as Jason sits on the steps smoking a cigarette. The two of you are watching a rat pull a large discarded bag of potato skins down the alley way, slightly impressed by its strength.

“Holy shit, that’s a fat fuckin’ rat,” Jason mumbled as he took a drag off his cigarette.

You slightly nudged his back with your foot. “Don’t body shame the rat.”

Jason chuckled before throwing the bud down and stomping on it. When he stood, he towered over you and he kind of liked it. “How’s it out there?”

You sighed as you stepped to the side to let him in. “Fine now. But, if John tells me to roll some more silverware or cut lemons one more time I’m chucking myself off the roof of this building.”

“I’ll make you a deal,” Jason said as he took a step towards you. “Go out on a date with me and I’ll do all your side work for the rest of the night.”

“That’s bribery.”

“No, it’s a good deal.”

“You’re cockey, but,” you said, trying to bite back your smile. “I’ll go out with you anyway. You’re handsome enough that I can over look it.”

“Fantastic.”

You shuffled past him before you took off toward the swinging doors with a grin. Jason watched you before he picked up his tub to start cleaning the tables in your section.

[theradio-romeo]

More bistro huddy art 💯💯

[outsidewolves]

[tommdale]

Bistro huddy drawings dump 🙏

If you saw me on tiktok no you didn’t

(Ps: if anyone wants to like 🧍 rp bistro huddy or even just talk about the characters/story shoot me a dm pls pls pls)

SIDENOTE THEY SAW THEM OMFG SHXIHSKXHSIXHAKDHLAHC

[marisashinx]

Let's change the topic...

[heybrine]

Le Bistró Pack

Hellooo guys! I was heavilly inspired by this last kit that EA made, I reaaally liked it. So this is a pack inspired by and made to complement Cozy Bistro, but everything here works perfectly alone and IS base game compatible*. I really wanted something that screams bistros and restaurants and was heavilly inspired by these pins here, here, here, here and by Bouillon Chartier in Paris!

I was aiming in woody, cozy and vintage and I started by the panel wallpaper but I didnt like how flat it looked on the wall so I made 3D wall panelling and really liked how it turned out so I made windows, doors and arches following this panel to make it look crafted! And to be honest it is super flexible in other rooms, thats why I liked it so much!

Hope you like it as much as I do! 💛

You can see more info on my patreon here!

If you wish, you can get early acess here!  --- available for everyone 07/21/2024

[ickyyrus]

the cologne Carried me throughout the game😭

[vintagehomecollection]

The Los Angeles House: Decoration and Design in America's 20th-Century City, 1995

[izekiellookscool]

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Alright, we got the family holiday party coming up and we need to go over some ground rules to make sure we don't have a repeat of last year.

Stephanie: Is it gonna be in the back room of the Clock Tower again?

Bruce: No, it's not. Apparently, the city doesn't enjoy holes punched in the wall.

Jason: Hey, that punch was meant for Tim.

Tim: You're a mean drunk, Jason.

Bruce: Rule number one: adults get two drink tickets. When they're gone, that's it.

Jason: Uh...

Damian: No, Jason, you cannot use Cassandra's drink tickets.

Jason: Damn.

Bruce: And no bringing your own supply. I will be checking water bottles.

Dick: But do bring your gelt 'cause I'm bringing my dreidel again and it's on.

Duke: I'm not risking my chocolate again. No way.

Harper: Two drink max and kids' games? This should be fun.

Bruce: Rule number two: no coupling up and sneaking off.

Jason, glancing at Dick and Barbara: Uh-huh.

Barbara: Oh my gosh, guys, how many times are we gonna talk about this?

Bruce: Think of the shame and humiliation. Think of the awkwardness the next day when you run into the person you—

Barbara: We get it, jeez.

Bruce: Alright, rule number three: for the White Elephant, get creative. I don't know if you conspired last year but every gift was a weapon. You literally just exchanged weapons.

Cass: That really was epic.

Damian: Best White Elephant ever.

Duke: So where is the party gonna be this year?

Bruce: Right here in the Manor. That way we can get a deep clean in too.

Everyone: *starts complaining*

[aurorangen]

A Beautiful Bistro

[nikkata-o]

from the christmas short the bi queen herself, she's gorgeous and sassy, make sense they would want her.

I just realized i did her eyes colors wrong, but I’m too lazy to change it.