#the OTHER angels however-

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

chaggie worrying about their ascended snake boi like

Charlie: "Vaggie you- I'm saying this with love by the way- you look terrible this morning. Still beautiful! But yikes."

Vaggie: "Thanks sweetie love you too."

Charlie: "Bad night's sleep?"

Vaggie: "More like no night's sleep."

Charlie: "Well you don't HAVE to tell me why, BUT if you WANT to, I'm here to hear it!"

Vaggie: "Babe. That was horrible."

Charlie: "Heh!"

Vaggie: "... ugh this is so stupid... remember how Sir Pentious used to sneak in at night and stand there, watching us while we slept?"

Charlie: "No. But I remember waking up to your spear stuck in the door sometimes, like maybe you'd thrown it in your sleep again."

Vaggie: "It was at him mostly."

Charlie: "And you did it last night, even though he wasn't there..."

Vaggie: "Yeah. Well."

Charlie: "Aww Vaggie! Are you missing him~?"

Vaggie: "Just wondering how he's adjusting to life up there."

(up there)

Sir Pentious: "I wasssssn't trying to be creeepy!!"

Sera: "I woke up to you standing at the foot of my bed. STARING."

Sir Pentious: "Yesss, welll... I have, trusssst isssues..."

Sera: "And now thanks to you, so to I!"

Emily: "Okay- let's all take a deep and calming breath-"

Sir Pentious: "Ssspeaking of- Emily, did you know you ssssnore?"

Emily: "I, excuse me?"

Sir Pentious: "It sssseeemed to be disssturbing your ssssleep. Perhapss you ssshould get it checked out, yess?

Emily: "......"

Emily: (takes a deep, CALMING, breath)

[ckducky]

This one goes out to @a-dauntless-daffodil. They infected me with the hilarious idea that Charlie is jealous of an inanimate object.

[chaoticace2005]

I stopped the clip of Angel and Nuggets reuniting and excuse me but what the FUCK

LOOK AT THIS GUY! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!

LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!!!

ALSO FAT NUGGETS’ FACE?! THE AMOUNT OF LOVE HE HAS FOR ANTHONY?! IF THAT PIG GETS HURT—

VALENTINO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I AM GOING TO K I L L YOU

[autisticandroids]

CASTIEL: Stop. What's the point if you don't mean it? You fear me - not love, not respect, just fear.

[youtube with closed captions]

a godstiel pity party. i'd like to thank an anon i got way back in february of 2021.

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

Okay challenge mode. You are a therapist and Eridan Ampora from Homestuck has just walked right out of his intro page into your office. How do you fix him?

put him and karkat in a room with a pile of stuff and tell them they can't leave until they've jumped into it and talked about their feelings

[jazzy-a]

Hear me out. I love all the ideas people have about Angel Dust and Alastor being able to bond over their shared interest of cooking.

However...

I raise you this scenario: instead of bonding, they go right into competing with one another. One of them being stuck up about the other person's cooking, and the other taking it like nails on a chalkboard. They start off with some backhanded quips before escalating aggressively into a Louisiana vs Italy cook-off. Beignets and pasta are flying everywhere, and the hotel's kitchen will never look or smell the same again... At some point, the Mamis and Nonnas are going to get dragged into this debacle, and people will need to start taking cover at that point because sh!t will go down. Tentacles and tommy guns are coming out and-- how dare you talk smack about my great grandmama's marinara sauce!!

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

get it? cuz they’re both rabbits and from an indie show from Youtube :D

[joycrispy]

Sometimes ADHD likes to throw you a curveball, and in my latest "I do not control the hyperfixation" development: I was suddenly possessed, at FOUR IN THE MORNING, to buy myself a tamagotchi out of literally nowhere, and now all I want to do is play with it and look at tamagotchi content.

...I also bought a second tamagotchi. Oops.

[hanzajesthanza]

i think it would be really funny if regis had a kind of fucked-up haircut

“he could save everyone except himself” but like with regard to the barbery, and not the surgery. kind of like when chefs don’t cook very well for themselves. or when fashion designers wear sweatpants all day.

but moreover. i think the aesthetic effects of a bad haircut would help to dampen his natural lugosian allure and good looks. to reduce any potential suspicions

[kit-williams]

Barn Anon. Decided to do a silly Gaby one.

Gabriel waits for his human to leave the apartment before turning his attention to the couch. A deep growl fills the air. Everything was fine until his human's birthday party. Then one of her friends went and gave her this... thing. His golden eyes darken as he eyes the offensive item.

At first he thought nothing of it. It was just a gift from a friend. Then his human started bringing and placing it around the house. Not all the time, but enough that he noticed. Again, he could put up with it. Then one day she placed it on her bed, on her pillows. For days he had been forced to watch attention that was once completely his would get occasionally directed to this thing. No more! Never again shall he be forced to share his human's attention in her own home!

Gabriel snarls as he effortlessly rips apart the fabric and stuffing falls out onto the floor. He huffs in dark satisfaction before cleaning up the evidence of the crime scene. He tosses the tattered remains of the innocent plush teddy bear into the trash bin.

I will respect your decision to make this one canon but god I can easily read this as him being a yandere but then again I'm a degenerate trying to survive off of writing only very little smut and little to no yanderes in a month

Note: finally getting to this after fluffuary. My thoughts have not changed

Husbandry Taglist: @egrets-not-regrets @liar-anubiass-blog

Gabriel just cooed as he should have seen how you had gotten upset about it being destroyed and sure it was an "accident" of his strength getting the better of him but the way you scolded him on how it was a gift from a friend. He saw you still upset with the drying wetness of your eyes as you fold your arms frowning at him. He fully knows what he did was wrong but he didn't want to admit that he got unreasonably jealous over a stuffed toy...

He pulls out the bear from behind his back repaired and cleaned from it sitting in the trash. His red eyes looking apologetically like the cute non threatening puppy that he was... and not the xeno killer and astarte killer that he was... no he was a sweet little angel.

You look at the bear looking at its "scar" as Gabriel tries to lighten your mood by saying, "While I might not be an apothecary I did manage to save him from being interred in a dreadnaught."

You give the bear a hug before opening your arms to your Gaby and giving your silly angel a hug as you whisper thank you to him and just hear him coo.

[nvrcmplt]

PSA - I do write Lucifer, however, your demons / angels / biblical etc characters, do not have to be all bowing at his feet etc. Please don't retcon your muse to be different with my dude, I'm not 100% sure how he's going to be in my form of him because I like to play around with 'lore' and all that noise for my own enjoyment. Mixing all sorts of media, research, games etc versions of this 'being' into what I've created. All I ask is the respect of two creations mingling, he holds a weight to his name / being, but outside of that, honestly, it's down to how you and your oc wants to react to it. So far, my Lucifer's been 'gone' from the throne for eons, merely a 'name without a face' for so long it's possible that his presence isn't even sometimes registered to those that haven't been at his beck and call. He isn't in pictures nor statue forms that make sense, like the face doesn't match the set-up - feels uncanny and off aka, he's just too damn pretty to be captured. He also rarely refers to himself as a demon, because he isn't. He is an Angel - fallen, exiled, old, renewed, burned - whatever you claim it, he is an Angel through and through. Also adding in, demons from different regions / countries can and might be known by Lucifer if he has also heard of the stories. He isn't going to know every Yokai or Jiangshi out there but he can be very in tune with Yama, Hades, Hel etc who hold titles and roles similar to his own and twisted. Lucifer's very good friends with a lot of Pagan gods due to the faith tearing them apart and making them 'satanic' in his 'faux image', he speaks of his apologises every time upon gathering cause it's just fckin' endless dribble.

[hisgoodgirl666]

been seeing it too much lately... it's a horrid thing... please, for just zero cents a day, make a back up blog. you have moots who love you.

[angeltism]

gender is so weird bc I'm both a soooorta cis girl but also a trans man who wants to be hairy and grow facial hair (I call this transition goal the ga.le deka.rios for obvious reasons. that man has a good looking beard!!) but also the stereotypical bug they/them but also dolls and the need to transition into looking like a doll and also just fucking. ascend to godhood (could also be considered the ga.le deka.rios)

[redstrewn]

Vere rants about the idea of MC considering Leander or Mhin to help them. Again he can just be using MC but I think it's fun to think he also kind of cares simply in a "holy shit how can someone be this dumb and helpless it's comical" way. Makes me think of MC whose considering Leander making him go like "Girl (gn). Girl. Holy shit you can do better than that lowlife oh my god. Please. You don't have to stoop that low."

[st4rsinthenight]

★angel.★

[warriorprincesstramp]

most annoying types of children

1. eldest daughters

2. only children

3. the rest