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"Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the differences, no matter the issue."
#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#pep art#i love them your honor#batfam#batfamily#i love those pre red hood reveal fics#where some bad guy wants to impress jason by fucking up Nightwing#and Jason is always like#fuck you guys... i had like a 32 step plan and you ruined it#thats my brother you assholes#and dicks like#bro wtf why is the crime lord who carried around severed heads in a sports bag rescuing me
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it took me a full decade from first playing origins to bring myself to do it. but you know. theres something about the narrative of being an asshole, thinking that the village of Redcliffe will get along just fine without you or get what they deserve, and coming back to find the town utterly deserted. to be raved at, rightfully, for leaving them alone when you could have saved them.
something about Some Guy discovering, very suddenly, that the consequences of their actions will be vastly larger now than ever before, and being forced to reckon with that responsibility...what a good moment to begin redemption. what a tragedy.
#normally i play asshole as in I Tried To Kill My Brother And Was Exiled#or i just straight up play a good person because thats what i enjoy#but i kind of. REALLY like this narrative im building#brosca who by nature of the game not letting you do shit for the other castless i am playing as inured to the horrors of the world#and thus unsympathetic to the plights of others until suddenly faced with her own culpability in suffering#i love u babygirl#dragon age
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Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute
(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)
#my characters#oops i fell in love#I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or#somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them#and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings#there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers#there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother#she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf#and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY#and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them#but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother#so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone#hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings#the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it#you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot#and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says#ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right#and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth#and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice#and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy#he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it#he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him#i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with#thats a special bond ok im just sayin#also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha
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wait you mean charles once wore metal bdsm gear.... and he's into petplay.... AND PEOPLE STILL THINK HE CAN BE TOP😭😭 charles's bottom fot life and as far as i can see he's bottom ti everyone like not only erik but also lilandra.... do you mean charles's manwhore....
chat we're running back the dom/sub top/bottom discussion again IM STILL A DOM/BOTTOM CHARLES TRUTHER
#nsft#snap chats#he's a total bottom for lilandra tho. like i know thats canon and true that cant be changed#theres nuance with erik tho............. it can easily be switched up with those two ........#on that note charles is kinda passed around like a blunt this is true. hes had like what six girlfriends <- including erik#like ok king ............. real .........#came to that realization with my brother and he was like 'maybe hes just trying really hard to combat his loneliness'#like i KNOW THAT but why the fuck would you voice it you asshole now im sad#anyways. charles xavier youll always be famous to me for all the very ?????? details about you
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the "otto killed violet on accident via botched tracheotomy and mycroft bribed the judge to prosecute as murder" is still my favorite ending for a lot of reasons (i personally think it makes the most sense and i think you can still have the other conclusions in the other endings work w it too e.g. sherlock giving his mom the drug plus richter sedating her when she was attacking him = allergic reaction. hence tracheotomy. and i like that mycroft narrates the slides at the end of it). but if im honest i think my favorite part is mycroft still arguing with sherlock while he has a gun pointed at his face
#'Yes i WILL argue with my upset and angry brother who is pointing a loaded pistol directly at me. because i have to be right'#i know people are not a huge fan of Massive Dickhead mycroft but as someone who has zero attachment to the original version#i love this stupid asshole. I want to put him in a dunk tank full of eels. Communicate with your baby brother you stupid fucker#frogwares holmes#same energy to me of that post thats like 'obi wan arguing with anakin while anakin is on fire. and anakin arguing back while on fire'#i dont think sherlock wouldve ever shot him and i think mycroft knew that which is why he just kind reacted like '? tf'#which probably pissed sherlock off more. 'you think i wont shoot you!! i totally will!! i will!!' 'ok' '[angrily holstering gun]'
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its so fucking disheartening realising that no one actually sees me as a guy, they just pretend to - and yeah its great being called theo but its less great being lumped in as one of the girls in the same breath
#i dont mind being the only non-girl invited to something (like my sisters hens for example) bc that just feels like a Gay thing yknow#but when the invite is 'hey girls' its kind of hard to consider that you see me as anything else#and i think the worst part - and this is probably the part of me that lacks self respect - is that i get it.#i have long hair i dress 'fem' and the only steps ive managed to take in my transition are wearing a binder and going by a different name.#so sure. but its still gutting and makes me feel fucking /gross/ makes my stomach hurt and my skin crawl#because like. theyll call me theo and a brother and an uncle and a son but?? do they even mean it??#do they actually believe what theyre saying or is everyone just going along with it because they dont want to look like assholes?#i almost prefer my uncle whos at least UPFRONT about not understanding it#like at least hes honest at least when he calls me a girl i expect it#i just wanna curl up w my nephew and read bc at least he doesnt even understand gender yet#to him i AM just his uncle and thats all he cares about#captain speaks
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my self-insert ass would get killed if allowed within five feet of any angel though because im not a winchester and i cant keep my fucking mouth shut
#you put me in the same room as lucifer its gonna be three minutes before the words ‘daddy doesn’t love you so you’re breaking his toys?’#come from my mouth in a mocking tone and then im getting turned into meat chunks.#i do not respect them and my self-preservation comes second to my need to be an asshole to people with daddy issues#dean winchester can get away with saying these things because he’s a main character. i cannot.#if i show up in a trickster episode im gonna fucking end up looking gabriel dead in the eye and asking him if he misses his older brother#so bad he’s gotta torture his vessel! AND IM BEING THROWN!!!! IN A WORMHOLE!!!#i dont think id even have to say anything to michael i think he’d just sense my vibes are off and burn me to death#on the other hand im gonna call raphael a nietzchean trout of an angel and theyre not going to get that reference or know what the fuck that#means and thats why they’ll kill me. stabbing me to death for being annoying#akshfkfjskd selfshipping is OUT. how would your favorite characters resent you for existing and plot your murder is IN
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sorry i’m still annoyed but like we really think if ned would have seen robert hit lyanna with his own two eyes he wouldn’t have done anything. that’s what we’re saying. that’s really what we’re all saying that’s really-
#idk why people are incapable of talking about nedcat’s faults without going to the most deranged option possible#i think if lyanna was 16 and pregnant with Robert’s baby & wrote him a daella esque ‘pls come im scared’#ned would go see what was UP. he’d Probably assume she misses their mother and would bring like. nan or someone to storm’s end#but come on. he abandons storm’s end to a starving & distraught stannis bc he thought she was still alive.#and people will be like ‘he’s an asshole to cersei’ u r ignoring the part where she fucked her brother & he thinks she murdered jon arryn.#THATS why he’s an asshole it’s very clear that the spousal abuse set off insane alarm bells in this man’s mind.#yeah it’s not enough to say stop a marriage between margaery and robert.#but if u think it’s not enough to go now what the fuck do you think you’re doing here robert if robert left a bruise on lya’s face#unserious. go reread the book. once again i’m accusing too many of you of being only children.#getting on my soap box#this post may self destruct if i feel bad enough about it later
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surprising absolutely no one, my ex is a piece of shit!
#i stg if she tried to pull the same shit on my brother#and his fiance#the same shit she did to z** and c****#i will fucking kill her#i will literally hunt her ass down#she is such a homewrecking asshole and YES I KNOW THATS SEXIST THANKS.#but when you are like ariana grande levels of seeking out people in relationships to sleep with#AND ONE OF THEM IS MY BROTHER#like fuck you dude#and she made this big show of apologizing to me for what she did when we were teens#but failed to mention that before we dated she tried something with him WHILE HE WAS ENGAGED. SHES SUCH A BAD PERSON.#like i tried to justify this womans behaviour for 8 months. for 8 months i bent over backward trying to make sense of her bullshit.#im so done with her and thank fucking christ for that#and you know what? i lowkey HOPE she gets convicted for assaulting me#like u gave me a concussion :| u slashed my face with ur keys :| you had me IN A CHOKEHOLD AGAINST A DOOR WHEN THE COPS PULLED UP :|#thats deadass just assault after a point.. i dont know how i ever went back to her#oh she also bit me SO MANY TIMES#like#i have pics of the bruises. she bit my fucking face once. pulled my hair out scratched punched kicked me threw me around threw things AT me#and then she would tell me that shes never hit any of her other partners and that i “pushed her to it”#and that actually i even manipulate her into doing it intentionally so that i can make her feel guilty about it :|#like girl i think that may just be the guilt 😭#glad to know shes not SO awful that she didnt even feel bad#she just could not accept that her feeling guilty for hitting me was not m y . f a u l t .#personal.txt
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welp . due to "unforeseen" circumstances, imma have to leave my toxic ass household :D
#like lolllll who is surprised#i just didn't think i'd potentially have lesser of a relationship w my sibling bc of it#but it is what it is#idk what it is about male-centered women standing behind their man when they're manipulative violent assholes#but again - how can i really blame a victim like i get it ig ur in a hostage situation yourself babe#anyways. idk where my dad got this bat from but i got it in my room just in case someone wants to put their hands on me again#mind you - my situation is literally so easily solvable but bc these ppl are stubborn ...#like. the entitlement is crazy idk#like u want me to be down in the basement with YOUR kids that u neglect and don't even watch#and get mad when i set ground rules for them to follow? which is cleaning up after themselves???? oh brother#like you would think you'd wanna be down here to monitor ur kids but nooooo#they literally want the room upstairs and it was *decided* before we moved in (i didnt even have a chance jdksks)#and they want it bc they want to be far away from their own kids as possible.... like yalls actions are shitty.#imagine if i did ts to them where I have kids - I have them near you - and I DO NOTHING to parent them . thats a frustrating situation for#anybody i feel like ??#and before we moved - i DID have the upstairs like woopty doo ig nicer ofc and they were STEADYYYY trying to get me out of that room#(mind you - i have lived there since i was 12/13 and they came wayyy after)#like ... r u kidding me lolololol u want authority so bad over a basement ur not even in anymore#like mind u im not trying to overstep and be their parent ? ik im not . im just their auntie#its just so wilddddd to me they dont see how silly this is?#like maybe im wrong ? but having ur kids stay downstairs when ur upstairs was already off to me. like bffr u want them kids out your face#and u tryna pass them off to me and it's not subtle. but then get mad when i say smth abt behavior OH BROTHERRRRR#but anyways. the straw that broke the camels back was the fact this ngga spit on me. AND then put his hands on me. like omg???#i wanna break his shit so bad w this bat but chile....that is not productive and that is not me#but the rage i have omgggg. i wanna cus its like?? fuck you. ur literally an ABUSERRR idgaf about ur feelings btch.#chatter
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people hate s11 lip but like.
I get it.
#realest mf on the show#lip gallagher#shameless#who am I kidding people hate any season lip#I have so much to say. I could write essays abt that man#so overhated and for WHAT#he's a bit of an asshole and it's ohh he's so selfish oohhhh#but fiona almost kills a toddler and it's she was going through something 🥺#listen I fucking adore Fiona but not like you fake fans I understand her absurdity you guys don't get it#she kinda sucks you can't erase the kinda sucking and pretend she's perfect#it's like with dean (Winchester) You can't just act like bc the older sibling raised the younger one they're suddenly perfect#y'all don't get it frfr#none of you bitches have even been in that dynamic you DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!#Its me and the younger sibling who the fandom hates because they're ''ungrateful'' (lip sam bolin) against the world#also like. the shit I see people hating lip for is always like#''was mean to his rapist. angry after his baby brother almost died. has trauma like a little bitch''#''doesnt worship the ground his sister walks on.''#sorry I'm being petty. as is my brand#''he became his dad :('' HE LITERALLY DIDN'T THATS THE FUCKING POINT??#is that. he was falling into the same habits his dad did and then he literally dragged himself to sobriety tooth and nail#my cringefail idiot son you guys don't get him like I do#I also wanted to kill myself in college I get it
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you never realize how hard it is to find a specific shade of blue for a suit until you go to find a specific shade of blue for a suit
#snap chats#i was supposed to go on a sunset walk but the organizer for the event was a no show ??? fuckin asshole#so i went home and decided to wear my mine cosplay for once#it was a cute result but how round my face is just kept bothering me. admittedly i didnt bother with makeup this time#just wanted to wear the shit for shits and giggles yk LMAO but then i remembered that anon bein like#'mate i woulda thunk ya'd do an aoki cosplay first' and so. i got curious and attempted to go looking#and my brothers in christ when i say. its so hard finding a suit EVEN CLOSE to his shade of blue. its nigh impossible#obviously i dont have plans to ACTUALLY purchase anything anytime soon. if i even fuckin found anythin but yk. Curious#his suit isn't perfectly cobalt or navy but its not explicitly teal- its in some. Dare I Say grey zone#of a SLIGHTLY TEAL prussian blue#ive checked both mens and womens and im just looking for the color im not even hunting for suit style#thats not even mentioning his tie's relatively unique too- HELL WHILE I WAS LOOKING I FOUND TIES SIMILAR TO SAWASHIROS#BEFORE I FOUND ONE ACCEPTABLE AS AOKI'S#at least i found one or two but my god... his outfit is so simple on paper but then you get int it and im gonna throw up#mine's easy-to-assemble outfit but incredibly unique face and hairline/cut vs aoki's simple face vs deceptively-difficult outfit#if my hair was longer and i bothered letting my facial hair grow out masato'd be easy as hell. already got that shit under lock and key lol#hate this house#ok im done being weird bout dressing up as middle aged men bye
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If solomon asked me to be a defender of humanity, i dont think i could look him in the eye and say yes
#talking about obey me once again#hmmm....its like asking a gnat to be the defender of bug kind or something#or maybe a fly#like sorry solomon but...dont have that type of grace in my body#mc is supposed to be a character that sees the good in everyone so ig it makes sense in their case#but at the same time i feel like this conflicts with the way they behave sometimes#when i think of someone who always sees the good in ppl#tohru honda is one of the first ppl to pop into my head#and shes very VERY kind#and very very forgiving#to the point of being a doormat#not to say that u cant be an assertive person and also see the good in people at the same time#but u cant be unnecessarily cruel u know#and mc sometimes is an asshole just because#so thats where im like...contradictions#ANYWAYS i just always thought about that ever since solomon asked the mc to help him defend humans#and i was just like...idk man#and it didnt really have to do with me wanting to always be on the brothers side or anything#its just......can i care about people at a regular human level???#i dont wanna make 500 pacts and play mind games with demons to help lmao#it feels like im sticking my neck out for a world that would most likely not do the same for me you know??#maybe if i were immortal like sol then id sing a different tune?#i feel like if u live long enough u youll either really like humans or really hate him
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i gotta say, a cool $5k in my bank account would be really cool right about now
#combo of my good gas mileage car getting held ransom and my brother suddenly moving out and raising my rent 50% has me. augh#mostly making the post bc the barely-more-than-interest payments on my credit card feel Fucking Bad and if i could just. not have that. wow#like i can still get takeout on occasion and eat gluten free bagels and chicken breasts. i will be fine. but also. augh.#also though dont even get me started on the gluten removal tax. it triggers my fibro shit really badly so if i want to work..#i will pay $6 for a box of crackers and $9 for a loaf of bread. and thats most of the easy lunches to take to work right there.#and the adhd makes it hard to plan other lunches in advance... you can see the issues#i cant even have. like. backup lunches or anything. no cup noodle in my classroom or anything like that. cos they have BREAD#and FLOUR.#actually though now that i think about it i could leave some cans of soup in my classroom. thatd be a good idea. anyway.#contribute to the random-tumblr-asshole's curry takeout and can of soup fund today#squawk
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pulled aside by my father to watch a homophobic k&p sketch and just had to sit there like 😬 and then when i explained it was homophobic he was like "i fear for your sense of humor". christ alive
#look idk anything about k&p maybe they've gotten better. not the point#it's the one where there's a pop duo singing a love song to a crowd of women and one of them keeps coming onto the other guy despite him#being obviously uncomfortable for like. two minutes. and then when the queer guy gets too into it and starts singing about the other#artist's bald head he backpedals and starts singing about being cartoonishly straight#thats the whole thing#the joke is 1. gay guy can't catch a hint and makes straight guy uncomfortable by hitting on him or expressing interest in him#(classic homophobic joke. probably don't need to explain that)#2. when everyone realizes what's going on gay guy stumbles back into the closet in an over the top way#and when i pointed out point 1 to my dad he was like 'i fear for your sense of humor'#im gonna shit bricks#[father's first name] [father's last name] be fucking normal for one second challenge (possible but he's a proud asshole so he won't do it)#i spent so long haha yeahing my problems with what they did away that now whenever i challenge them even slightly and see that they#will not reflect and will not change it's wild. i explained why this was homophobic (less clearly than here but still) and he was like. :/#youre no fun. like ok i actually tried and it Is That Bad. sheeshhhh#the answer is probably to keep trying until they get it bc they think they like queer people but that's. a lot.#(they in this case = my parents. just switched into a broader rant without warning my b)#he rewound it when my mom came out and when it seemed like i was gonna leave too so like... idk what that was about but it feels very#'now that our gay kid's out of the room. cishet wife with a similar sense of humor to me do you think this is homophobic?' to me#and hey maybe that'll be productive and reflective but uh. historically speaking? probably not.#i feel like im not doing enough to make them less shitty or at leaat to stick up for me n my brothers so i gotta keep going and doing more#and theyre not the worst people ever really. so i should do my part so to speak. but man it fucking blows is all#they're so annoyingggg#also why does he talk like that who does that. i mean. i do. but it's bad when he does it#and they ARE capable of change. i had to argue for trans people existing years ago and now they act like that never happened#(granted i was arguing from a cis transmedicalist perspective back then but like. still. (i have grown since age 13 if you can believe it))#so theyre pro trans in a superficial kinda way. which is something. i just wish they'd acknowledge that they were wrong literally ever#it's happened once that i can think of. twas my dad#theyre like emotional and ideological brick walls it's insane#ugh. god gives his most frustrating softcore bigoted parents to his swaggiest gay transsexuals i guess#man what a post to be making soon after the daig o one. what a coincidence that that post materialized with no influence from my life haha
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so my brother has apparently been on T for like idk, a couple months now. and im seriously fucking pissed about it because this is the same person who poisoned the fuckin well for me and alongside my mother shamed and provided roadblocks for me to get on T when i was still a fuckin teenager to the point where when i finally did get that call, i had to FUCKING DECLINE BECAUSE WE WERE MOVING OUT OF THE PROVINCE. so fuck you bro, no im not happy for you. stop living my fucking life and expecting me to be faun all over you when all youve done is make sure i stay in the dirt
#our t#caw caw#every single thing weve tried to claw our sorry ass into achieving hes contributed to the rest of our family closing those doors#in our fuckin face. and then beyond those closed fuckin doors hes decided that our goals are his now#and our parents dont bat a fuckin eye like suddenly all of their ''''concerns'''' arent a thing for my brother#fuck that. fuck this. im legitimately never talking to him again#made a pact with myself like 2 years ago that if he starts taking t after all the 'testosterone is poison isnt it a shame im losing my#sister :'''( but my big sister thoooo :'''('' terf BULLSHIT he threw at me that spurred my mother on w/ her own TERFisms#that id just stop talking to him for good. like ill full on pretend i dont have siblings anymore#and like thats it lol siblings who? im an only child actually#FUN FACT!: you dont have to be happy for every trans person who goes on hrt#especially if they actively shafted your chance at starting hrt yourself before ur first puberty ended!#some trans people are assholes!!!
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