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making pride edits of game of thrones characters is an objectively funny thing to do, nothing wrong with it it’s just really funny to see the most miserable man in existence behind “🌟✨🌈 bisexual (character) icons! 🌈🌟✨” hes also gonna be bi-sected if he doesn’t kill at least 5 babies for the king by sundown
#to be 100% clear i love these edits#nor am i saying gay people can’t be miserable. it’s the emojis it’s the bright colors it’s the nonchalant-ness#that’s the funny part#nick.txt#i recently started watching GOT. it certainly. is a show!#everyone warned me about the incest and absolutely nobody said anything about the racism or gore#so. that was a bit of a shock! to say the least!#like i guess i shouldn’t be fucking surprised nobody mentioned the insane racism but even for the time it’s a LOT#okay i’m done rambling
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i used to get yours and grace's voices confused in the podcast until i learned you're scottish - the accent wasn't strong enough for me to pick up on my own, but once i found out i could definitely hear it! (and english isn't even my first language, so it's probably a lot more clear to a british person)
You’re not alone! I think it might be a bit clearer if Grace didn’t come from the West Country area. Not to get too detailed but the standard, most well known English accent - the one people mean when they say a “British” accent - notably has a soft r. So you would say buhth-day pah-ty instead of birth-day par-ty. Whereas in Scotland we use a hard r. But Grace is from an area of the country which also has a hard r. It’s a different sound - the West Country accents actually inspired the stereotypical “ooh arrr” pirate voice so it’s a rounder kind of r - but that’s harder to distinguish.
This is good, shows the range of Bristolian accents. You can hear that they do pronounce the r unlike the stereotypical English accent:
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But it's also not quite the same as the r I grew up with, if you can hear the difference:
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It basically means that Grace and I both speak without heavy regional accents because we're "presenting" but when we do slip into our accents - the thing that should help you tell us apart - we just both happen to come from areas with hard r’s so it doesn’t really help! There are key words that I tend to say in a Scottish accent like weird, mayor, heir, tortoise, sure etc. Or when I’m passionate and excited it’ll come out more. But I wouldn’t blame you for not knowing where I’m from. English people think I’m Scottish, Scottish people think I’m English. I got made fun of a lot for sounding like a Victorian orphan as a child but I basically chose an accent when I learned to speak around lots of English relatives and stubbornly refused to deviate haha.
#I’m not even posh#that’s the funny part#ask#anon#on heir#on heir podcast#non royal#princesscatherinemiddleton
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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License to Kitty.
#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#marcille donato#chilchuk tims#I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!
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Being yourself is actually good advice bc by doing that I have a friend group where I can say diabolical things while drawing them and they’ll agree.
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#dune 2#dune part 2#dune movie#memes#meme#theater#imax#twitter memes#funny memes#posts#reblog#kane52630
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Duke Thomas gets added to the payroll
Bruce Wayne (seeing Duke walk past his office): Duke.
Duke backwards walked to Bruce’s office.
Duke: Sup?
Bruce: Did you check your bank account? The direct deposit should’ve hit.
Duke: The what? Oh you were serious about that?
Bruce: Of course, you’re not only my son, but you do work for me and you deserve an income.
Duke: Thanks dude, but I can’t take your money I work at the library.
Bruce: Duke, trust me. You deserve this. I do it for all my kids… except Tim.
Duke: Why not Tim?
Bruce: Long story… he owns part of my company, plus he- he definitely embezzled a lot of my funds before I noticed so him working at my company is his paycheck.
Duke (alarmed): That was him?!
Bruce: Yeah, but that’s not important currently. You enjoy your first payhcheck and I’m proud of you.
Duke: Thanks man.
Duke left the office, checking his phone as he walked to his room. He nearly dropped his phone seeing the four digits in his bank account that had five dollars in it three days ago.
Duke (shocked, happy): Three- Three thousand dollars?! Woooooooo! I’m eating good tonight! No wait, game stop here I come!
Duke ran out the house passing by Stephanie and Jason.
Duke: I can finally buy a PlayStation!
Jason: Wait until he finds out it’s a monthly payment.
Stephanie: I’ll tell him later. Want to go tell Tim about it first?
Jason: 100% yes.
#batfamily#duke thomas#jason todd#batman#bruce wayne#tim drake#stephanie brown#batfamily headcanons#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily funny#batfamily comedy#batfamily fanfiction#signal dc#tim doesn't get paid due to his past history of emblemizing#microfiction#flash fiction#batfamily chronicles#headcanon batfamily#batfamily microseries#script fic#part of my batfamily microseries#batfamily fic#batfamily fluff#batfamily microfiction#batfamily chronicles microseries#dc fanfiction#part of my batfamily flash fiction#batfamily chronicles flash fiction#batfamily flash fiction#dc signal
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Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy
State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.
........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.
There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.
And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.
And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.
Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.
Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.
Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"
The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.
The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood#fma:b#literally anything about the dynamic between edward and the amestrian government is so so so funny to me#im begging you to come pick up your alchemist he keeps committing treason#Roy: absolute perfect ass-kisser and career-man playing the part 24/7 to disguise his treasonous ambitions and still#not flying under the radar#Edward on his public Twitter: bored. might tear down the Amestrian government for fun.
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I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)
Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌
#I've been really enjoying the vampire/werewolf FiddleStan#which i think.... is for some october thing? uh fiddlestantober? or uh fiddle... idk i know it's because it's october!!#and I'm very glad for it#i love werewolf stan so much 🙏#i never really thought about vampire Fiddleford but yeah I've been enjoying that part too#anyway keep making that thanks guys 😋#I KNOW IT'S NOT SUMMER but wouldn't it be funny if they met outside of the fall months#put those bozos into situations 🗣️#this is why summerween exists in this AU guys TRUST 🙏🙏#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#FIDDLESTAN ‼️‼️🗣️💯💯💯#best ship in this fandom NO COMPETITION 🙏#werewolf stan pines#werewolf stan#vampire fiddleford#fiddlestantober2024#yyeeahhhh that thing#i am not a part of it i am hijacking just this one thing 🙏#i use the praying hands emoji too much sorry guys#gravity falls halloween au
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big fan of grian's threatening aura this session
#he is at his limit#i apologize for my absolute horrid handwriting#this is very quick and messy but this part was so funny#wild life spoilers#wild life smp#life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#life series spoilers#grian#jimmy solidarity#art#my art#mcyt
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People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect super smash bros#Elden Ring#Soulsborne#Shadow Soulsborne Ring#all this x did nothing wrong crap#or my demigod is less evil than your demigod is stupid#you can't handle the incest and murder? grow the fuck up#the atrocities are part of them and I decided they're funny#Ranni#Miquella#Malenia#Radahn#Rykard#Morgott#Mohg#Messmer#Godwyn#Godrick
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How every Chaos and Mel interaction goes.
#hades 2#hades ii#melinoe#chaos#raspi art#my art#it's literally so funny#one of my favourite parts of the game#Chaos is a Zagreus stan for real#their favourite little guy
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congrats to falsesymmetry for becoming The First Woman ever
#why did the article only highlight that part of the sentence im dying#this is so funny to me#falsesymmetry#hermitcraft#mcc
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FNAF Into the pit? More like into the daddy issues
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#pit bonnie#fnaf oswald#into the pit#fnaf sister location#william afton#SO THERES this concept I saw (and I also thought of) going around#and that’s the idea how pit Bonnie treats Oswald is similar to how William treated Michael#obviously not all the chasing and more spooky monster parts#but specifically a lot of the at home scenes#where pit Bonnie acts normalism almost like a stern father#I like this idea a lot it’s very interesting to think about#I can imagine Michael actually meeting the pit and being like yeah that’s like my dad#like that’s how he mostly remembers him too#it’s kinda funny and kinda sad#Oswald definitely just feel so lucky to have his dad#Oswald fr got the better end of the ‘fnaf parents’ stick 💀#love you Michael deserve so much more than you got 💜
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something interesting about me is that i am so hot and funny and charming and everyone loves me but also i am an unloveable freak of nature. scientists didn't think it was possible but i made it work.
#if you relate to this you are just the hot and charming part#except not the funny part only i'm allowed to be funny#another mystery of science but it just works somehow
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