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its always so funny to me in movies/shows when people get shot in the chest or whatever and die instantly. like. no lmao
#that wont happen????#the only insta-kill there is is headshots and even those arent always instantly fatal#people can and have survived a bullet to the head#people can and have and do survive gunshot wounds to the chest/heart#me watching an action movie: not dead yet. not dead yet. dead. not dead yet. would survive that. dead. not dead yet#my favorite part of watching those kinds of movies is imagining how most people on the ground are in the Process of dying#and by favorite i mean the Most Distressing Part#absolutely unprompted#like jurassic world? when the lady gets taken by a pterosaur an then the both of them swallowed by the mosasaur#like... she did not die as soon as the jaws closed#that lady just got swallowed alive. shes not dead yet#and then i sit there mildly distressed as i think about how horrible of a demise that is#an extra gets shot?#oh great they're slowly dying of blood loss / shock out of frame#its a mindset i cant turn off!#but it is also genuinely funny when movie characters/extras die instantly from injuries that are Not immediately fatal#or at least not as immediate as portrayed#and it always delights and disturbs me when the movie characters/extras#Do Indeed die realistically!!!#a morbid sort of delight... the Ohhh! Accuracy!#followed by oh... accuracy....
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Love when the Justice League thinks Batman is a cryptid. This believe is only further enhanced by the face his sidekick, Robin, is clearly a shapeshifter, what with changing their height, hair style, skin tone, and even gender.
Batman clearly thinks that by having Robin look different every couple of years, it will show that they aren't cryptids like it would if Robin didn't age.
But the Justice League is too smart for that. They figured it out! But they are good friends (colleagues) and won't spill Batman's secret, but they will drop hints to him that they know, to show that they are smarter than he gives them credit for (they aren't.)
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When the batkids learn that the league thinks this, they start periodically going to the Watchtower with Bruce, taking turns dressed up as Robin.
The League is surprised as Robin seems to prefer taking the form of a child, perhaps to have villains underestimate them? But they just assume Robin is trying out something new.
The batkids definitely tell eachother about what was said/happened as to further sell the act of Robin being a shapeshifter, because clearly it has to be the same person, Robin knows what happened, so it couldn't of been someone else dressed as Robin.
#Bruce just lets it happen because#1) it helps keep an air of mystery around him#if people think he's a cryptid and Robin's a shapeshifter they wont figure out his secret identity#and 2) his kids are getting along#sure they are bonding though mischief#but a win is a win#batman#dc#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batkids#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#dc robin#even one's who werent a Robin join in#ie Cass and Duke#the justice league#justice league#justice league meets the batfam#cryptid batfam#cryptid batman#misunderstandings#kat's library
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#pjsk#project sekai#mizuki akiyama#date of me making this post: july 20th 2024#im making this now and sticking it in the drafts for when mizuki gender reveal happens#making this under the assumption that yes she is transfem#if she isnt then well you wont be reading these tags on this post to begin with#which at the time of me writing this we do not know for sure!!! i can not see the future!!!!#but if youre seeing this that means mizuki trans real yayyy yippeeee#congrats to mizuki on the fun gender from past me#10/12/24 update: ok it wasnt EXPLICITLY confirmed but im posting it anyways lolzor
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To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:
A post in 2023:
A post in 2014:
A zoom out of the same post:
This is what a community looks like.
See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.
It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.
Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.
If you want more of something, reblog it.
#i said i wont ever rant about this bc it's unseemly but HONESTLY.#you simply cannot complain about not having enough of A or B or C and then never reblog / interact with the content you love.#If you LOVE something you cannot just leave a like and silently wait for more to happen#I know countless of content creators that simply stopped doing art/writing fic/making edits#You need to understand that fandom content is made FOR the fandom FOR the engagement FOR the entertainment and fun it makes.#If a content creator does not have fun IN the fandom-- why would they spend the scares free time they have on making this content?#And we're not talking about things that you don't like-- no one expects you to reblog things you don't like.#However I think it's safe to say that when a post has more than 5k it's not some random shitpost with no value.#tumblr issues#tumblr#content creators#buns.txt#something something please don't starve your local clowns
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#good omens 2#good omens 2 spoilers#i guess#its the clip#aziraphale#crowley#nina#nina good omens#aziraphale good omens#crowley good omens#aziracrow#good omens fanart#anehmation#haha funy#animation#aneh draws#aneh wont shut up#ineffable husbands#sorry ik it looks stiff#idk what happened tbh#i thought i was improving sadge
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welcome to the promised land
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic adventure 2#sa2b#imagine ur sister just got shot before ur eyes and u wake up and#this is the world she told you about#the movie trailer made me think abt rain and this happened#my art#my comics#btw. i cant believe i have to say this. but this is very clearly anti military#just in case anyone gets the idea its pro somehow just bc i depict it#u wont believe but ive had bootlickers in my commens before. ew
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i love them so dearly....im so heartbroken they didnt even kiss like not even once not even a little bit...... (NO SPOILERS HERE DW!!!! ^_^)
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#procreate#my art#sketch#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#loganpool#poolverine#they were gay as hell in that movie dawg i wont lie...#WHAT WAS THEY DOIN IN THE CAR ALL NIGHT BRO????? BE FOR REAL RYAN REYNOLDS.... IM PICKING UP WHAT YOURE PUTTING DOWN CHEIF....#is wolverine deadpool's rebound girl or is it the other way around#PEANUT....😭💔...........#IM LITERALLY DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!#more stuff of them soon dw#WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CAR RYAN REYNOLDS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CAR???!?!!??!?!?!????? ...#i cant do this
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this is how i envision raphael's romance
#bg3#raphael bg3#bg3 raphael#raphael the cambion#baldur's gate 3#she got too close all of a sudden. it wont happen again (but she will try)#doods#maribel
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Little Snippets #4
Danny knew he had screwed up and that he was going to be in so much trouble as he flew hurriedly through the streets of Gotham.
"Old man is going to be so pissed...." he muttered as he zigzagged through the buildings. He had just gotten back from a side mission with Clockwork when he learned that one of their villains had gotten their hands on portal technology. Not his parents mind you, no one could read their chicken scratch besides Danny or Jazz. No but Vlad's, who was supposed to be a redeemed man but apparently some of his inventions still managed to get onto the black market.
Danny hat been in the Ghost Zone when they had that found out and the old man pinged him to get back sooner. And oh boy was Danny in for a portal mess when he got back to Gotham. He instantly went out to help the old man. Batman was out on his own and Danny had been trying to give him support when he got tangled up and ended up thrown through a portal.
Yeah, he knew his the old man would give him a good lecture, like the day he had gotten taken under the other mans wing. So now after Danny finally made his way back to Gotham he flew through the streets in search of the old man, it looked like the portal problem had resolved while he was trying to find his way back but still Danny had a weird feeling about Gotham now.
"OLD MAN!" He yelled as he spied Batman on top of a building. Grinning brightly he came to an stop directly in front of the other waving happily. "Sorry it took so long but I am back and in one piece! No injuries! See!"
Danny grinned brightly despite not getting an instant answer or lecture back. Though he paused when he noticed the kid in colourful clothing and others like one with a red face covering helmet, one themed in blue and one in black and red. "Did you get help from others? And I thought you didn't like kid playing hero?"
He tilted his head confused as he studied Batman before his eyes widened. "Hey, since when is your insignia not red...?"
It was in that moment that Danny realized he messed up big time somehow and slipped up as he uttered his next words. "You're not old man Thomas...?"
#little snippets#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#crossover#thomas wayne#bruce wayne#batkids#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#Batman (Thomas)#Batman (Bruce)#Danny is from the timeline Thomas is Batman#He is mentored by Thomas#Well portal shenanigans happen#and he meets the Batfamily#Bruce has no idea what to do with a kid that suddenly talked to him all casually#Batkids see a new brother in the making#they can keep him right?#grandpa wont mind?#Nope Thomas does mind them taking his sidekick
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if an episode ever got titled “i am the devils minion and he grants my every wish” i would explode violently
#it probably wont ever happen#BUT WHAT IF#devil's minion#armand#daniel molloy#interview with the vampire
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It's good and cool to give your characters a single simple, straightforward, non-urgent, super-achievable goal that shouldn't really cost anything or hurt anyone, make that the driving factor for most of their decisions, and then have the Plot do everything in its power to stop them.
#writing#the two variations are:#character wants to do the thing but to do that they need this guys approval so they have to do him a favor and for the favor they have to g#(cue chain of deals)#(by the end of it youre overthrowing governments and inheriting wizard magic and marrying dragons or whatever)#(you just wanted to fix your niece's teddy bear)#and#youre trying to do this thing but on the way you ran into a person who needs help and it wont take that long#its not like your thing is urgent youll just do this one thing and move on#(this happens 87 more times)#(you also end up overthrowing the government and becoming a wizard)
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norman reedus sitting like that dot jpeg
#death stranding#sam porter bridges#higgs monaghan#okay so august kinda got away from me#im sure it wont happen again.............
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ravage is #1 personal space stealer and heater, 10/10 would recommend having him as an amica. usually he'd be sleeping curled around soundwave's head but the other cassettes are out harassing starscream on patrol, so soundwave's chest is free real estate
anyways send me asks with ur soundwave and ravage hcs and mayhaps i'll draw them soon
#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#transformers art#tf art#transformers fanart#tf fanart#transformers idw#idw transformers#idw1#idw tf#tf idw#soundwave#idw soundwave#ravage#idw ravage#i need to make more serious ravage posts again ive been too silly the past few months. far too silly.#i have a bunch of silly asks in my inbox rn which are very fun but i havent really dug into ravage as a character lately and i fear ive mad#her too silly. too sweet#need her to kill someone rq#i love the idea of her and soundwave being amicas but as the war goes on they become more like begrudging co-workers and it#genuinely is the worst thing that ever happens to either of them.#from strangers to friends to comrades to coworkers to a boss and his underling and it makes both of them so so ill#they reunite and reconnect tho no worries#havent been super active lately and probably wont be super active for the next while either. will get to stuff when i can but#agh
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moonpaw x moonpool foreverrrrr
#my art#warrior cats#wc#moonpaw#changing skies spoilers#<— objectum moonpaw wont happen but everyone else talking abt the idea uses the tag so.
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I FOUND OUT HOW TO MAKE THESE
#dungeon meshi#im legitimately trying my best how do people make these look so good#btw i know these colored pics of them are by safartlyn it wont happen again
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mini comic about a kinda freaky terrible queen and the nonsensical takes she has about the times people have tried to kill her
(more thoughts in notes)
UP NEXT! ANOTHER short comic, (and then one more) this time taking place one month before the kings death, in which we will have: one annoying prince! one lousy fight scene! rejoice's dismissive nature! and row reveals a secret.... tune in next time for all that
#comic#webcomic#original comic#original character#ocs#alr bro it's not that funny#this is based on a true story that has happened to me#and continues to happen#this is NOT the main comic plot#just doing mini comics before working on the actual thing#to hopefully work towards a more final cohesive style#cus this is kind of all over the place but we live and we learn#anyways:#she just views things differently#nobody believes what u believe#interpt it as u want#shes just learning all the wrong lessons#the notes she's humming are to ding dong bell#which is a nursery ryhmes that teaches u to be kind to animals :)#unfortunately my genius wont show until the main comic is done#queen rejoice
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