#PEANUT....😭💔...........
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sofuss-y · 3 months ago
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i love them so dearly....im so heartbroken they didnt even kiss like not even once not even a little bit...... (NO SPOILERS HERE DW!!!! ^_^)
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abiiors · 1 year ago
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IN SHAMBLES OVER PEANUT GOODBYE
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draculovemp3 · 2 years ago
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ID: A The New York Times article titled: Want This Snoopy T-Shirt? You’ll Have to Pay in Blood. End ID.
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this is perhaps one of the best headlines of all time
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girlcockholmes · 2 years ago
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choc and peanut butter or choc and raspberry
AAGGHHHHH i think choc and raspberry i loveee a good dark chocolate and i love the brightness of the raspberry plus its my fave fruit
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abbysbunny · 1 year ago
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RANDOM HAZEL HC'S
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just silly hazel hc's!!
warnings: nothing!
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notes: I'm gonna give y'all this while I work on part two of birds don't sing!!:3 also it's 3am so sorry if there's some spelling mistakes
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-loves ketchup and hates mustard
-biggest star wars fan, she watched one of the movies when she was a kid and since then has been obsessed, def will make you watch all of them
-only shops at urban outfitters!! she's an urban outfitters addict!:3
-converse lover!! her mom bought her some at the start of freshman year and she hasn't changed them since then
-had a HUGE creepypasta phase!! she would tell her parents and friends all about it and no one cared😭
-is always wearing grandpa sweaters!! even if it's summer that girl does not care!! she'll always be wearing them
-if I dare to say she had a moment in middle school where she'd post aesthetic photos of Tumblr🌚 like her jeans with a pepsi and a dark filter
-lovesss pasta, especially red pasta! loves it even more with chicken meatballs (the Ikea ones)
-pepsi stan for life!!! girly will chose a pepsi over 100 bucks
-i think her favorite color is baby blue or light yellow:3
-she definitely had a bracelet making phase and she's still in it, before you started dating she would make you bracelets and that was her "flirting"
-loves PB&J's like she could have 5 back to back, she likes the peanut butter more then the jelly
-cuts her own hair because she doesn't want the hairdresser to fuck it up and then have to tell them or lie about it, so she cuts it alone in the bathroom (with baby scissors)
-she's definitely one of those people who thinks about very alive people's funeral at 2am while listening to mitski
-her favorite season is autumn because it has her favorite color in the trees and she just loves the vibe in general
-for halloween she always does silly costumes, I think she has 100% gone as batman one year!!
-she likes cats more than dogs, because they're much calmer and smaller, she thinks dogs are too much work, but she still loves dogs!
-she's literally just a cutie frfr😞💔
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scaredycatqlt · 6 months ago
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HII idk if your requests are still open but PLEASE can you do bojack/ mr peanutbutter dating head canons or any of your choice, the fandom needs more fanfics 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
awwWWW YEAH BABYYY. You already KNOW it’s gonna be toxic.
WARNING: Potentially triggering content. Nothing graphic, but talk of toxic/unhealthy relationships, questionable shit, BoJack being BoJack. SUPER MEGA FUCKING ANGST WARNING!!!
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BoJack X Reader! Headcanons [ROMANTIC💔]
woah boy.
where do I even start with this guy?
okay, so, first things first; bad idea. What the absolute fuck were you thinking.
You probably have a fix-it mentality don’t you?
You’re probably the first person to talk to him. He either doesn’t care about you at first, or absolutely despises you.
chances are you are/were a fan of the show. (Eughhh,,,,)
If you weren’t he’s like ‘>:0’
It’s not really explicitly labeled as a romantic relationship. You guys probably hooked up before you even knew each other.
So being in this (more so situation-ship than anything) is toxic, to say the least.
He’s got a whole bunch of problems and he doesn’t want to ruin you to. But he ends up doing just that anyways.
He guilt trips you. I don’t even need to say that.
He rants to you about silly things that don’t even matter. It’s kind of endearing (if he weren’t a total piece of shit.)
He’s actually really good at making conversation. You two always have something to talk about.
He can’t believe someone as ‘not-him’ as you would ever waste your time with him. He explicitly tells you this at one point.
The red flags are BLARING GIRL.
In your defense, you really didn’t know how awful he was. You just thought he was a deeply flawed man. And he is, but he’s also just an ass.
*a horse
The relationship doesn’t last. It never does with him. Either you decide to cut it off because it’s too toxic, or he cuts it off. Probably in some drunken stupor.
typical BoJack.
Mr. Peanut butter X Reader! [ROMANTIC]
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I’d like to start off by saying it would be much less toxic than a relationship with BoJack.
But still problematic…
Mr. Peanut butter and you knew eachother before you were dating, probably friends for a little while.
You two end up dating and the beginning of the relationship is idealistic and perfect!
But problems quickly arise.
like for example, Mr. Peanut butter is kind and friendly but he isn’t exactly considerate or caring. He may care about you, but he ignores your needs sometimes. More often by accident.
For example, if you don’t like people-you’re still not getting left out of parties. Mr PB is more sympathetic and much less empathetic.
His love language is gift giving and words of affirmation. I think this is made very clear throughout the show.
PREPARE TO BE FUCKING SPOILED WITH GIFTS!!!
Whether you like it or not….
He’s very open with people about your two’s relationship and how he feels about you. He’s quick to praise you.
aside from some of the inconsiderate mess he is literally a golden retriever boyfriend <3
he is VERY quick to ask you to marry him. But I feel like if you told him you’d think about it or ‘no’ he’d understand. It’s a big decision HE might be ready for, but you’re not.
Scratch his ears.
I feel like you’d date him at a point in time where Diane isn’t a problem anymore. He learned after the first time…,,,
Sometimes he puts his needs infront of yours-without realizing it.
If you want to have a serious conversation-you’re going to have to initiate it. He HATES those, and prefers to pretend like it never happened.
I feel like there’s honestly a chance of a long term relationship with him! Or you two break up like, maybe a year or so into the relationship.
sorry I haven’t responded to requests in, like, over a month. I’ve been kinda busyyyyfhhjjjgjg 😭
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supaastarrr · 3 months ago
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Favourite Bully ships?
Johnny/Peanut and Lola/Pinky!
I think that Peanut’s loyalty to Johnny is really cute, it’s the way he’s always talking about him in his voice lines that really does it. Like he just walks around saying “gotta help Johnny!” And it’s so funny 😭
I like Lola/Pinky because of that opposites attract trope, they don’t really make sense but I still like them sooo much (they’re so canon to me 💔)
An honorable mention is Derby/Bif! I like the whole leader/second in command ship dynamic in general!!
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connorstollenthusiast · 4 months ago
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Lee Fletcher Headcanons
* These are kinda just all over the place.. so forgive me for that
A/n - OKAY, yes I totally know he's like the most random side character, BUT HE WASN’T TO ME OKAY?!?💔
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Lee DEFINITELY has freckles
He’s definitely also super, SUPPERR tan, like it’s genuinely concerning how fast he tans.
One of those people who doesn’t get sun burnt, just gets tan
I feel like he’s around 6 foot something
Lee stays at camp year round, due to his mom not really wanting him in her new life much
He keeps diary’s, and has been activity keeping them since he was like 11
He wears socks with sandals
Lord, he has this green sweatshirt that has been with him through HELL
Like it's his signature outfit..
sigh, if that sweatshirt could talk..
One of his favorite activities (outside of archery) is crafting overly elaborate playlists..
You'll know he likes you if he lets you listen to music with him 💔
Always has headphones in, even when people are talking to him
Like it's so annoying, PLEASE at least pretend you're listening 😭
He has a box under his bed of random things that his friends have given him
Or just stuff that reminds him of people and moments
I feel like he's one of those 'universally liked people' at camp
I don't actually know where he'd be from...
Maybe like..Montana?? I dunno??
I think he would like Mario Kart 64, like specifically
Also plays games like Pokémon, and Zelda
His favorite Pokémon games would be soul-sliver, and alola.
A just dance MASTER
Like wins every time, it's kinda to the point everyone thinks he's cheating
LOVESSS strawberry jam
Could eat 12 peanut butter jelly sandwiches if someone let him
(Pls don't let him..)
Owns a digital camera
He takes photos of literally EVERYONE and everything
Don't let him catch you lacking 😭 you WILL be going on the 'memory wall' above his bunk.
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teddypickerry · 2 years ago
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Hi! I love your work and I was wondering if you could do a Jess Mariano X Reader IG au if possible :)
INSTAGRAM AU!
jess mariano x gilmore! reader.
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lorelaidragonfly Paul Anka hates cameras…?
yngilmore lorelaidragonfly jess put peanut butter on his hand lollll
rory.gilmore Be careful or Jess will start blasting Coldplay over the caption
babetteluvsmorey So cute doll! 💜
daveguitarist Twins
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lukehatesig Jess.
jessmariano7 lukehatesig Hi Uncle Lukey!
yngilmore jessie get your man buns and camera out of there
jessmariano7 yngilmore You’ve insulted me
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laneroxks favorite couple
sookieskitchen 🌞💛
lorelaidragonfly When two teenagers have a better relationship than most of the world.
rory.gilmore This is so cute ☺️
misspattystudio Adorable you two!
jessmariano7 Why didn’t I notice you taking this
yngilmore jessmariano7 bc you love your book more than me 💔
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yngilmore HEYYYYYY
jessmariano7 yngilmore How’s it feel????
yngilmore jessmariano7 😐
rory.gilmore And to think I used to be the only reader in the family
lorelaidragonfly Is that my scrunchie? 🤬🤬🤯😒😡😒😠😒😩😒
lukehatesig Good photo Jess. The only good one you’ve ever taken because you’re not in it.
jessmariano7 lukehatesig Strike 7.
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lorelaidragonfly Happy Birthday Sly💘
rory.gilmore the diary entry oh my gosh 😭 i love you guys!!!! happy jess day 💝
lizdanes My baby boy💞💞💞💞 Happy 18th to my little adult.
laneroxks happy birthday jess. i hope you get a very cool deftones record from a korean girl. ☺️
sookieskitchen You guys are the best! Happy Birthday Jess💛
babetteluvsmorey Aw it’s the Gnome Stealer’s birthday!
taylorstarshollow Eighteen and free! Does that mean he’s leaving Stars Hollow?
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lonely-north-star · 2 months ago
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solomams noodle fic! im interested to hear more because i dearly hope mammon isn’t the one cooking (or if he is, it’s instant noodles) because isn’t he as bad as solomon 😭
HI SATANG
ajsjd Mammon can make a good peanut butter sandwich i think !! And of course, his signature noodles !!
i literally forgot what inspired me about this, but i DO remember rambling in the tags of a post and beginning to write an outline it was so funny.
But the premise was Mammon gets called over to purgatory hall by a concerned simeon, he's in his pajamas because it's super late at night, he literally rushed/flew over there (he's going to deny he did).
Solomon hadn't come out of his room since yesterday, there's a plate of untouched food outside his door, he's too focused on his experiment
cue mammon trying to get his attention, two noodle cups in tow after borrowing their kitchen. Whining akwjd, solomon turning around really confused and asking if he missed a scheduled date night
Mammon explaining why he came over, Solomon begins to ramble about his experiment when he realizes he isn't in trouble. Mammon squinting and trying to follow along.
But then Solomon continues rambling and starts messing with ingredients again, Mammon realizes he won't be done anytime soon and proceeds to REALLY try to get his attention. 🤓😇 LOL
one of these days I'll write it 💔
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ozimagines · 7 months ago
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Do have any thoughts on Miguel being a parent? Loved your Chico parent ideas!
AHHH yessss! You could tell after Miguel truly understood what it meant to bring a life into the world that he wanted to be a dad.
(Also thank you so much🥹❤️ Love me some Papa Chico)
Miguel Alvarez as a Parent would include…
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After Miguel lost his son, he was broken. Broken because he knew it was his fault.
He was seventeen when he got Maritza pregnant. Senior Prom.
At sixteen he was running with the local gangs. At eighteen he was in prison. In those two years there was unprotected sex and drugs and violence. Anything to give him that high.
When his kid is born, there’s a break in the clouds; a reason to change.
Only too little too late. 💔
When he gets a chance to do it again, he does it for his son.
Miguel is not a neglectful father by any means. If anything he’s a little helicopter-y at first.
He encourages his kids into extracurriculars; anything to keep them off the streets.
If they play sports, he’s at every game/match. 🏀⚽️
If they do theatre, he’s got a playbill in one hand and a bouquet of flowers in the other. 🎭
Miguel is surprisingly artistic and I think his kids would love the drawings he does on their lunch notes.
He packs their lunch, doesn’t matter who his partner is. (If he has one)
Like season one Miguel wouldn’t do this but season six totally would; his kids have bento boxes and sometimes they have themes or colors for the day. 🧃
Purple bentos with ube cookies and grapes and jelly sandwiches.
Finds exotic snacks and stuff for them to try: different instant ramens and chocolates and whatnot.
“Today’s theme is Egypt!”
Watches Veggie Tales with them a lot. Knows all the words to “I Love My Duck”.
A Snoodle’s Tale always makes him cry.
Keeps a stash of different jellies and peanut butters to make the perfect PB and J for his kids.
“One strawberry and smooth, one grape and chunky, one…”
Kind of a parent who doesn’t mind picky eaters and just rolls with it.
Makes pancakes in different shapes.
“Smiley face coming up!”😭❤️‍🩹
He can’t tell his kids enough how much school is worth.
God knows he can’t help with their homework but he always tries
Gets his kids involved in academic pursuits
Makes flash cards with little drawings; basically takes the classes with his kids.
They’re bilingual too; he speaks Spanish at home to help them
Is a stay at home dad/works from home
When he’s working, he puts on Law and Order, and his older kids like to watch while he works.
Miguel knows all the endings and accidentally spoils it often😂
Gets them gifts on every holiday. They wake up to flowers on Valentine’s Day, chocolate bunnies on Easter, and even cinnamon rolls on Groundhog’s Day.
He just looks for a reason to let them know they’re loved.
Didn’t hear that growing up. His dad was in prison, his mom was kind of a hardass. So he doesn’t want there to be any confusion for his kids.
When they get in trouble at school, he overreacts. It scares him that they might make the same mistakes he did.
“I’m saving ten years of your life. Don’t fuck this up.”
When his kids get As in school, he has a full on celebration at home, even if they’re used to it. 🎉🥳
When his kids are bullied, his heart aches.
He remembers how the Latinos in prison treated him.
“I know what you’re going through, kid. I can’t tell you it always gets better, but you’ll find people who appreciate you, and those other people will kind of just fade away.”❤️‍🩹
If his kid comes out to him (sexuality or gender wise) he’s as supportive as he can be.
“I don’t know much about this stuff, kiddo. But… you’re my kid and I’m here for you.”
He respects their pronouns and their significant other’s pronouns. It may take him a minute but he’s trying.
His kids’ favorite thing to do with their father is the dishes; he turns on loud music and they sing and dance as they get their chores done.
He’s not especially strict, but when he puts his foot down he’s immovable.
His kids disagree sometimes but knows it comes from a place of love.
Unlike Chico, he’s fairly transparent with his kids about his past.
When he has to have the drug talk, he admits he used and it was the most confusing time of his life. He tells them he knows they’re going to make their own decisions, but hopes his honesty deters them a little.
He hopes if he’s honest with them, they feel like they can go to him with everything.
Has a policy where they can calm him drunk and as long as they don’t try to drive they come home without punishment.
Kind of a parent who allows his kids to go to the birthday party but not sleep over. He just gets nervous.
He holds “sleepovers” every weekend night when he and his kids set up the living room with snacks and pillows and blanket forts and watch movies all night.🎥
Goes to classes as an adult to get his GED/degree. He just wants his kids ti be proud of him.
And they are. His kids brag about him all the time. How their dad beat drugs and prison. How their dad survived.
“Youre so hard on yourself, daddy. We’re proud of you.”🥰
His mom loves her grandkids. She’s an intimidating abuela but she loves those damn kids.
When they get sick, Miguel takes off work and stays with them all day. He makes them chicken soup, looking up a recipe on his phone, plays Disney movies all day no matter how old they are, and gives them snuggles when they have a fever.
He adopts a dog for them and names her/him Julie/Donald.
The dog eats like a damn queen/king, and he enjoys preparing fun pupp-reciation treats for her/him.
When his mom offers to watch the kids while he goes on vacation, he spends the whole time calling home and asking about them. 😅
Like Chico has the Tickle Police, Miguel has Boo Boo Bear; a cheap stuffed bear he cut open the backside to and stuffed an ice pack in. 🧸
He tells people as long as his kids are healthy and happy, he’s happy.
When his kids accomplish anything, he’s in the audience, and they thank him.
They thank him for all the hours of care he’s given them.
The unconditional support.
“My Dad is my biggest hero, because he really truly did get out of Oz.”❤️❤️❤️
Bonus: When his kids are old enough to date, Miguel is actually really nice to their significant others. Like, he’ll invite them for dinner, learn things about them, and tell them to call him Dad or Mr. Miguel.
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hero-of-the-wolf · 1 month ago
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🍫 🍪 🌼 🙃 🦉 🦖 for the ask game!!!
🍫 Cheese or chocolate?
chocolate... with peanut butter.... in fun little shapes...........
🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?
pumpkin chocolate chip :3
🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?
smth about my cat or existentialism, probably
🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?
arapaima parents feed their young with a milk like substance :)
🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?
I want to be a night owl, but I function better as a morning person 😔 those first few hours before the sun or anyone else is up are some of my favorite 🫶
🦖 Favorite extinct animal?
oughhgghhh how can I choose just one? 😭
I'll go with the dodo. they're just lil guys and they're so shaped and they make me cry bc they don't deserve the rep they have 💔
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siffrins-therapist · 7 months ago
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How dare this game make me cry over a cheating ass bastard 💔💔😭😭😭😭
"I believe in you, Peanut"
WHY AM I SOBBING
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Sun.July . 30 .
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Weight : 46.3 💔
Breakfast : iced americano
Lunch : 20 dried berries with chocolate flavored peanut milk ( we were out of almond milk 😑) : 107
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Dinner : apple with apple flavored zero sugar soda : 81 cals
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Apples look like they were beaten up 😂
I went to my friends house and she made me eat pizza and fries 😭😭😭 I wanted to slap her at that moment </3
Total cals: 503
Burned : 181
Net : 322
I'm gonna burn atleast 100 more to night :)
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dystopiandramaqueen · 2 years ago
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Osblaine Drive Thru:
*static* Order when ready 👂🏻
I want the S6 Osblaine. 🙏🏻
*static* Anything else? 💅🏻
Yea but can you like... put Nick and June PHYSICALLY together in the same place?
*bored voice* Ma'am, every Osblaine contains Nick and June content...
Yea but never TOGETHER!! 😡🤬☹️💔
*lights dim, a single spotlight illuminates the speaker. The orchestra softly starts playing the Nick x June theme song in a hopeful, major key*
What the fuck good is peanut butter if the jelly is in a different country?
I for one am tired of watching Osblaine suffer separately, imprisoned in cages they did not choose. Kept from the one thing that will cure their pain. Eachother!!!
I want an Osblaine 👏🏻P 👏🏻B 👏🏻J👏🏻
Nick x June smashed together between walls of sex cabins and safe houses
Walls as comforting as two thick slices of whitebread...
Safe and happy.
Existing as something NEW.
A FOUND FAMILY post apocalyptic sex addicted BAD ASS American rebel SPY power couple dystopian EMO goth punk DANGER DAYS Mad Max Walking Dead WILD FUCKING WEST road-trip fuck-fest baby driver EVIL COMMANDER Killing machine!
S6 Nick and June should be a 👏🏻 grilled 👏🏻cheese 👏🏻sandwich👏🏻
Neither ingredient is useable again after it bonds to it's perfect mate.
Both ingredients are forever changed by their partner.
They cannot go back to being separate.
*Static* One Osblaine, hold the distance, heavy on the healing.
*Static* Anything else? 💅🏻
*screamed a little too loud* 😭🥵🔥👀🖤
🔥🔥🔥EXTRA SMUT 🔥🔥🔥
👀 😅 and fluff! 😅 Extra fluff too. 😔
*Static heavy w annoyance* One 🔥dirty 👨‍👩‍👦 fluffy 🖤S6 Osblaine, 🙅🏼‍♀️hold the distance, 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻 🫂heavy on the healing ❤️‍🩹🏥🚑
*bouncing excitedly* 💯😫🔥 THAT! YES! I WANT THAT 😭🥺😫
*Static* Pull around 🙄
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gatual · 1 year ago
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im a terrible peanut butter owner I keep attacking the jar and at this rate it won't last long 😭 and it's expensive 😭💔
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